The Spirited Daughter-in-law and the Mountain Man - Chapter 133

Chapter 133: 133 eye boogers

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He nodded slightly, his face full of understanding.

Seeing that Fourth Brother was not mistaken, she glared furiously at Xiao Yuchuan with a stern face, “Eye boogers are eye boogers; next time, be clear when you’re talking.”

“How would I know you would be so stupid to use the stuff from the outhouse…to cover your eyes.” He looked self-righteous, “Aren’t eyes full of eye boogers?” He had an innocent look on his face as if it was her own fault for being stupid and blaming him.

Su Qingyue felt so angry that her hair was standing on end. She decided to ignore him and went into the kitchen, where she saw two bunches of fresh willow twigs on the stove – about ten or so in each bunch.

Although she didn’t brush her teeth as obsessively as she used to, brushing three times a day, she still brushed them once a day now.

Every morning, the petty cat would pick a bundle for her. If any extra twigs were left overnight, they would no longer be fresh, so she would pick new ones the next day.

Why were there two bundles today?

Xiao Yuchuan, who had followed her into the kitchen, threw one of the bundles of willow twigs into the stove, “I picked an extra one.”

She looked at him suspiciously, “Yesterday, second brother came back. The one you threw away was picked by him.” She said with certainty.

Xiao Yuchuan’s movement froze, his mutterings growing softer, “She found out. This wife isn’t stupid. If I knew, I would have thrown it away earlier.” In fact, he wanted her to see second brothers intention. He just didn’t want her to use the willow branches picked by second brother to clean her teeth, so he waited until now to throw them away.

She didn’t care who picked them, as long as she had one to use at night, and the rest would be burned as firewood. She took a bit of salt from a pot on the stove and poured it onto the palm of her right hand. Her right wrist, though injured, was already less swollen after more than ten days of rest, and as long as she didn’t grip anything heavy, it would be fine.

She scooped a bowl of water and rinsed her mouth with it, spitting out most of the water. Then she picked up a thin, chopstick-like willow branch and bitted one end thin, dipped it in salt and brushed her teeth, repeating the routine she did every morning when she woke up.

“I say, wife, you’ve been brushing your teeth like this every day, and your teeth look a bit whiter,” Xiao Yuchuan stared at her every move, “Even if I get closer, I can’t smell any bad breath on you. Instead, it’s a bit fragrant…”

Qingyue couldn’t hear what he was saying.

He didn’t seem to mind. He just looked at her yellowish skin, “Hey, I thought I was seeing things, but your charcoal-black skin has turned yellow… It’s really not as black as before…”

After brushing her teeth, she washed her face and asked him, “Are my eyes clean now?”

“There’s no shit…”

“Add the word ‘eye’.” She looked serious.

“Alright, there are no eye boogers. But the sores on your face don’t seem to be getting any smaller. When you make a grimace, you scare me…”

This bastard was finding her ugly again, damn it. She scowled, “I only asked you one question, don’t talk so much nonsense!”

“A mouth is for talking…” he grumbled discontentedly, “Wife, you never let me tell the truth, your face is already…”

“Don’t belittle me! And don’t call me wife! ”

Seeing her serious expression, he thought to himself that she was already his wife, and why couldn’t he say it, “Humph, I won’t call you that then. Su Qingyue, if you have the guts, try to become a beautiful woman. You’re just an ugly woman!”

Daring to stare at Fourth Brother and say that he was not the most handsome in the family, she would be so angry.

Her hair, which had been standing on end with anger, dropped back down, “Well, I will change, and by then, don’t blind your titanium alloy dog eyes!” “I don’t think you can change,” he said.

“Really.” She curled the corner of her lip slightly. Once she had whitened her skin and healed her facial sores, her face would be beautiful..