The Profligate Madam of the Family - Chapter 387
Chapter 387: chapter 388-chicken flying and dog jumping
Translator: 549690339
leng rongrong looked at the rooster that was flying around and asked with a frown, ” you’re just a chicken. chickens are food in the first place. come here, i’ll make you something to eat. ”
“ohohoho!” the rooster flapped its wings and shook its head.
the chicken looked very smart. it seemed to think for a moment and then began its performance.
it started pecking at sun zhizhen and li chenle’s buttocks, as if it was trying to show off something.
“f * ck, it’s not like i’m going to kill you, what are you doing!” sun zhizhen was pecked and felt as if his butt was pecked open. he looked at the rooster that was chasing him in disbelief.
!!
the rooster’s desire to fight grew even stronger. after attacking sun zhizhen, it went on to attack li chenle. its sharp beak pecked a hole in li chenle’s butt.
li chenle’s thighs felt cold as he stomped on the ground, and his pants were torn to shreds.
leng rongrong laughed so hard that her body twitched.
“hahahaha, i won’t cook you anymore. you’re very powerful, i won’t cook you anymore! i’ll keep it to look after the house.”
the rooster stopped chasing li chenle and sun zhizhen. it looked at the two of them in disdain, then flapped its wings and walked toward the front yard.
it had been pardoned and decided to go out and inspect its new home.
leng rongrong looked at the proud rooster and almost laughed to death. this rooster was definitely a spirit. it was stronger than a storm and had probably lived for a long time.
usually, chickens and ducks did not have high intelligence and were not easy to communicate with. however, this chicken seemed to understand human language and everything.
“f * ck, it broke my pants and left just like that? i’m going to pluck all its fur!” li chenle looked down at his pants and went mad with anger. he turned around and chased after the rooster.
the rooster turned its head and flapped its wings. its eyes were filled with dominance.
li chenle was speechless.
“isn’t it just a chicken? can’t i catch you?”
storm … storm’s body was so big that he couldn’t handle it.
however, this was a huge, ordinary rooster, and he was much bigger than it. how could he not handle it?
li chenle followed him to the front yard.
the rooster even wagged its tail at him provocatively.
in the front yard, a group of people exclaimed in shock when they saw li chenle.
zhang qingyi looked at li chenle in disbelief, ” hooligan, you’re not wearing pants! ”
” i’m wearing it, okay? it’s been ruined by this fat chicken. although my pants are torn, i’m still wearing my underwear, okay? ”
li chenle lifted his shirt, revealing his underwear.
zhang qingyi couldn’t bear to look at him and covered her eyes, ” idiot! ”
“you’re the f * cking idiot!” li chenle glanced at zhang qingyi. he couldn’t be bothered to waste his breath on her, so he continued to chase after the rooster in the courtyard.
the rooster was flying around, occasionally flying over the heads of others.
it seemed that this rooster had a special liking for other people’s heads as it liked to squat on them. because of this rooster, the people in the courtyard had already forgotten about the dinner and were in a great mess.
at the same time, leng rongrong and mo linyuan were still cooking in the kitchen.
the side was already filled with dishes of all kinds. chicken, duck, fish, and meat could be found everywhere.
leng rongrong saw that mo linyuan seemed to be faster than her, so she did not admit defeat and began to speed up. she did not even wash the vegetables and directly threw them into the pot.
mo linyuan was calm and composed from the beginning to the end.
he was cooking very calmly. without looking at the food he cooked, just by looking at his skillful cooking movements, it would definitely make people think that he was a master chef.
washing, cutting, and frying the vegetables-it was perfect.
especially when it came to cutting vegetables, his cutting skills were unrivaled. all the vegetables were cut into all kinds of flowers and beautiful shapes.
rabbits, flowers, dragons, phoenixes … there were only things that mo linyuan could not imagine.
mo linyuan even sculpted a li ruhua and a tang luo out of a radish and cooked them in a soup.
because the carving was too similar, it looked a little scary.
all in all, after all the work.
dinner for the rong yuan couple was finally ready.
then, the two of them personally served the dishes out.
the group of people outside was initially in a state of chaos, but when they saw leng rongrong and mo linyuan start to serve the dishes, the whole world fell into a dead silence.
no one spoke, and no one made any other movements.
everyone’s eyes were focused on mo linyuan and leng rongrong.
everyone was looking at them, and their breathing almost stopped.
the rooster squatted on li ruhua’s head and looked at the chicken mo linyuan brought out with a complicated expression. ” … its chicken companion seemed to have died without dignity.
the dishes were served very quickly.
leng rongrong called everyone over to take a seat. it was time to eat.
the group of people sat at the dining table helplessly. when they saw the dishes on the table, they felt their blood run cold and their scalps go numb.
” … ” ye tianxin had previously said that if she was in a good mood, even bad food would become delicious. however, when she saw the food in front of her, she felt her blood run cold.
“here, flowers for you. are you in a good mood now? if you’re done, you should eat more first.” with a chicken on her head, li ruhua placed the fresh flowers in front of ye tianxin, then gestured for ye tianxin to eat more, and it would be best if she ate her share as well.
jiang zhan, who was sitting on ye tianxin’s other side, quickly placed the flowers in front of him in front of ye tianxin. ” when you’re in a good mood, even the bad ones will become delicious. you should eat my share as well. ”
gu meiyue sneaked into jiang zhan and asked softly, ” can these things really be eaten? ”
jiang zhan had a “what do you think” expression.
as long as he could take a bite, as long as he wanted to eat, of course he could eat. as for whether he would vomit and have diarrhea after eating, or die suddenly, that was unknown.
the surrounding people were all prepared to present fresh flowers to ye tian xin.
leng rongrong glared at him coldly and asked unhappily, ” what’s wrong? you don’t want to eat it because you don’t like it? ”
everyone stopped what they were doing and weighed the pros and cons. was it scarier to be beaten up by lord rong or to eat these things?
“eat them all, and give me an evaluation after eating.” leng rongrong said in all seriousness.
“um, master rong, mr. mo, aren’t you two going to sit down and eat together? i think it’s better for you to try your own dishes first.” hu xin said seriously.
the rest of the people nodded in unison and looked at leng rongrong and mo linyuan.
“i’m not hungry,” mo linyuan said coldly.
leng rongrong replied,”i’m the one who cooked, so i don’t have to eat it.” who knows if it’s good or not!”
everyone was speechless.
this is too much!
he didn’t even dare to eat it himself, and he still wanted them to eat it?
“you’re here to comment, so you must eat!” leng rongrong swept her gaze across the crowd, her entire body exuding a powerful pressure. ” we’ve worked so hard to make food for you, you dare to not eat? ”
