The Mightiest Little Peasant Webnovel - Chapter 764
Chapter 764: As Hard As Steel
Tang Hao sat cross-legged in the living room.
Countless pieces of paper were placed in front of him. Each one of them had some scribbles.
These were all talismans.
He was studying attack formations.
In the past, he had focused on defense formations, such as the Yellow Flame Formation. He realized that it was not enough to just defend; he had to find a way to effectively eliminate his enemies as well.
Halfway through his study, he felt a strong wave of qi coming from the bedroom.
There were the sounds of things falling.
“I did it, Lil Tang!”
As soon as the door opened, Qin Xiangyi rushed out and jumped into his arms happily.
“Muah!”
She was so happy that she left kiss marks all over his face.
“I feel so powerful now, Lil Tang, much more powerful than before. How powerful am I now?” She wrapped her arms around Tang Hao’s neck and clung to his body.
Tang Hao grinned and said, “Very powerful! There are at most a dozen people in that world more powerful than you!”
“Wow! The entire world?”
Her beautiful eyes widened in disbelief.
“Yeah! But it’s hard to say in the future!” Tang Hao said.
“Why?”
“I told you that some hidden sects are returning, right?” Tang Hao said.
“Oh! Those ancient sects!” Qin Xiangyi exclaimed.
“You’re still clinging onto me!” Tang Hao looked at her and said helplessly.
“Let me stay this way!”
She wrinkled her delicate nose and said coyly.
Then, she kissed him on the forehead.
“Studying is boring. Let’s do something interesting.” She giggled.
“Such as?”
“Let me see how many love bites I can place on your body! I’ll see if I can break my record.” She pushed Tang Hao to the ground and kissed him.
A few days later, it was Christmas.
Both of them did not like to celebrate that Western occasion. Usually, they did not do anything special on that day.
After Christmas, Haotian’s products finally launched in Dongying.
As early as a month ago, the Dongyingese branch had been successfully established. After more than a month of preparation, the products were finally on the market.
Other than magical cuisine, every other product was available, such as Bizhi weight loss tea, Bingji beauty cream, Masculine Wind aphrodisiac, Divine Liquor, and Vitality Sports Drink.
All those products were launched at the same time.
The news of Haotian’s large-scale invasion in Dongying had caused many boycotts.
There was some conflict between Huaxia and Dongying. It was normal for people to boycott Huaxianese products because of nationalistic opinions.
The Dongyingese crowd ridiculed the products’ exaggerated descriptions.
At first, it was on the major forums and some social networks, but gradually, it began to appear in some magazines and newspapers.
They used harsh words to criticize Haotian as a company of swindlers.
Some people also questioned the reason why Haotian could enter the Dongyingese market in such a short time.
Of course, those doubts were all suppressed.
Because of the negative press, very few people were interested in Haotian’s products on launch day.
On that day, a stream began on the biggest live broadcast website in Dongying.
“I prepared some things for everyone for today’s stream. That’s right, these are Haotian’s products that just went on sale today.”
On the screen, a plump streamer took out a big shopping bag and poured out many things.
“You’ve heard of Haotian, right? Scammers! Unscrupulous Huaxianese companies! Not only do they lie to their own people, but they also come to Dongying to scam our money. They’re absolutely detestable.
“We can’t let them succeed. We have to let more people know that Haotian is an unscrupulous company.
“I’ll be trying these products on myself today. I’ll show everyone that these products are fake!”
After that, the comments exploded.
“Haotian! Rubbish company! Go away!”
“I will never use Haotian’s stuff in my life. They can forget about earning a single cent from me.”
There were curses everywhere.
The streamer picked up a box of Bizhi weight loss tea.
“Look, this is called Bizhi weight loss tea. Look at the description! Immediate effect? Losing ten pounds in a day? Losing twenty isn’t a dream? Tsk tsk! Look at that pretentious tone! Anyone who believes this is a fool!
“Alright, I’ll drink a bottle first. It even says here: Expect to lose one or two pounds after drinking a bottle!
“If I don’t lose any weight, I’ll sue their pants off!”
He opened the package and took out a bottle.
Then, he weighed himself. He was 172 pounds.
He downed the tea in one gulp.
He smacked his lips and revealed a strange expression. “Eh! Surprisingly, it’s quite delicious. It’s sweet and refreshing. It’s not bad as a drink!”
After waiting for about ten minutes, he stood up.
“Let’s take a look!”
He stood on the scale.
“It’s fake! Nothing could have happened!”
Everyone said the same thing on the bullet screen.
All over Dongying, many people sent out messages with disdainful expressions.
On the electronic scale, the numbers flashed and changed. Finally, it stopped at 170.
The streamer was stunned.
The audience was also stunned. Those who were eating instant noodles and rubbing their feet all stopped. Their eyes were fixed on the bright red number on the screen.
The streamer thought that his eyes were playing tricks on him. He rubbed his eyes hard.
He walked down, went on it, then walked down again. He repeated it countless times.
The number remained the same.
“Oh no! My scale must be broken. It’s not possible to lose two pounds in ten minutes! That is too ridiculous! You guys wait, I’ll go borrow a scale.”
He went next door with his phone.
After stepping on the other scale, it was still 170.
He was shocked!
The next moment, he ran back into the house. He drank another bottle and weighed it after waiting for a while. He lost another two pounds.
“This is a miracle!”
He could not help but exclaim. He was so excited that his entire body was shaking.
Everyone in the audience was shocked.
They thought that they would be watching some comedy. Their expectations were upended in the blink of an eye.
The effects of that product were real!
It was simply magical!
The streamer was ecstatic. He rushed out the door, bought a large bag of weight loss tea, and gulped down one bottle after another.
The audience watched as he continued to lose weight. They were dumbfounded.
“This is miraculous!”
The streamer stepped on his scale again. He weighed 140 pounds, a loss of thirty-two pounds in total.
“Wahaha!”
He was going crazy.
“I was wrong! From now on, Haotian is my Daddy. Whoever dares to insult Daddy Haotian, I will fight them to the death!
“Swindler company? No! They’re the next big thing!
“Alright, I’m going to try Masculine Wind aphrodisiac! Oh my god, it’s reacting! It’s seemed to be harder than usual, and longer and thicker too! This medicine is godlike! Viagra? Get lost!”
The plump streamer was overjoyed.
The audience was also going crazy.
An aphrodisiac that could make it harder, longer, and stronger? That was the panacea every man needed!
