The Leisure Life Of The Village Doctor - Chapter 138
Chapter 138: A Wooden Stick
Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio
Qi Yingxue went behind Yang Guang when she heard that. After taking a look, her eyes immediately widened.
Xu Ling followed and took a look. She also let out a cry of surprise!
Yang Guang reached out and touched his butt. He asked with some doubt, “What’s wrong? Isn’t it just that my pants are torn?”
He could clearly feel that there was a palm-sized hole in his pants. However, he did not feel anything when he touched the skin on his butt. Therefore, he was very puzzled. He did not know why the two women were surprised.
“You, you are…”
Looking at Yang Guang’s bruised skin, Qi Yingxue had a look of surprise.
“Did something pierce into it?” Xu Ling asked.
“It could be!”
Qi Yingxue nodded. “The skin is bruised. Something must have pierced into the skin and bled!”
“No way! Why can’t I feel it?”
Yang Guang endured the pain and carefully pinched his buttocks.
“Stop touching it. Hurry to the hospital!”
Qi Yingxue was anxious. She turned around and looked around, wanting to hail a taxi.
However, the more she needed a taxi, the less car passed by.
Xu Ling reminded her at this moment, “You can’t call a taxi. His buttocks are injured. He can’t sit at all!”
“Oh right, I’ll call an ambulance!”
Qi Yingxue hurriedly took out her phone and dialed 120.
While waiting for the ambulance to arrive, Xu Ling looked at Yang Guang and then at the anxious Qi Yingxue. For some reason, she couldn’t help but burst out laughing.
When she laughed, Qi Yingxue couldn’t help but laugh as well.
Yang Guang looked at the two of them as if he was a dumb goose. “What are you laughing at?”
“So you’re not omnipotent. You can get hurt too?”
Xu Ling said with a smile and added, “Don’t be angry. Although it’s to save us and I’m very grateful to you, I still find it funny that your butt got hurt!”
“Uh…”
Yang Guang was a little speechless. He looked at her and said, “Fortunately, it’s just my butt. If it were somewhere else, I don’t know if you would still be able to laugh!”
Xu Ling was stunned. “Where?”
Yang Guang chuckled and did not continue.
Qi Yingxue, who was beside him, heard it. Her face turned slightly red and she secretly rolled her eyes at him.
The ambulance rushed over with the emergency flashing. Then, the medical staff got out of the ambulance and looked at the three of them in a daze. “Did you call the ambulance?”
“Yes!” Qi Yingxue nodded.
The doctor gave an “Oh” and then asked, “Where are the injured people?”
Yang Guang raised his hand. “I am!”
The doctor was stunned for a moment and looked at him up and down. “Where are you injured?”
“My butt!”
Yang Guang said this and walked towards the ambulance. “There’s no need to lift me. I can climb up the ambulance myself.”
“…”
When he got into the ambulance and saw the wound on Yang Guang’s butt, the doctor came to his senses and immediately exclaimed, “No way! How can you be injured like this?”
“Doctor, what’s wrong with my buttocks?” Yang Guang leaned on the stretcher and turned around to ask.
“There’s a round hole. There should be a bamboo stick stuck in it. It might be the kind used for barbeque!” The doctor said.
After being speechless, Yang Guang could not help but curse, “D*mn it, who was so immoral? Throwing a stick on the road!”
“It’s strange. How did you get injured?”
The doctor asked curiously when he saw the two pretty girls in front of him could not help but chuckle.
After listening to Qi Yingxue’s story, he finally understood. Then, he nodded and said, “Young Man, you are really unlucky!”
“You are absolutely right. Doesn’t a hero always have a good ending after saving a beauty? Why am I so unlucky?”
Yang Guang looked depressed. Then, he asked, “Doctor, I don’t need surgery on this, right?”
“It’s not necessary. Just a small incision will do. However, your injury won’t recover well. I’m afraid you’ll have to lie down for some time!” The doctor said.
“As long as you don’t cut my butt in half, there won’t be any problems. I’ll be fine very soon!”
Yang Guang was still confident in his medical skills.
The ambulance went straight to the hospital, and then he was sent to the surgical ward.
The night shift doctors had never heard of such a bizarre injury or the cause for it, so they all came over to watch the show. Regardless of whether it was a man or a woman, many people admired Yang Guang’s butt.
After that, they did not send him to the operating theater. The surgeon directly treated Yang Guang in the treatment room.
It was a three-centimeter-long wooden stick. It had pierced more than a centimeter into Yang Guang’s butt, which was why he could not touch it.
After the doctor took it out, he applied anti-inflammatory medicine and bandaged it properly, the doctor said to Yang Guang, “Logically speaking, there’s no need for you to be hospitalized for this minor injury. However, I’m afraid that you can’t walk now, and you won’t be able to take a taxi when you go home. I suggest that you stay in the hospital for a night!”
“No need. I’ve booked a room in a hotel. Wouldn’t it be a loss if I don’t stay there?”
Yang Guang climbed down from the hospital bed and tried to take a step. Then, he said in surprise, “Eh, it doesn’t hurt at all!”
“Uh, that’s because you’ve been injected with an anesthetic!” The doctor said speechlessly.
“Sure, let’s take advantage of the anesthetic to quickly take a taxi to the hotel!”
Yang Guang said this and walked away!
The doctor was even more speechless, thinking how stingy this person was. He didn’t even care about his injuries just because the hotel’s money should not be wasted?
When he walked out, he saw Qi Yingxue and Xu Ling returning after paying the hospital bill. When the two saw him coming out, they asked at the same time, “What are you doing?”
“Let’s take advantage of the anesthetic to get back to the hotel. I can’t stay in the hospital!” Yang Guang said.
“Why?”
Xu Ling was puzzled and immediately asked.
“It’s more convenient in the hotel. I have to prepare the medicine myself tomorrow. Their medicine takes too long to take effect. I don’t have that much time!”
Yang Guang said as he walked.
Seeing that he was anxious, Xu Ling and Qi Yingxue followed him and asked, “Are you sure you can hold on until you return to the hotel?”
“I’m sure!”
“Alright then.”
The two women did not know how to dissuade him. Moreover, seeing that he was insistent, they did not say anything more.
After leaving the hospital building, they came to the main entrance. A few taxis were waiting for customers. Yang Guang waved his hand and immediately, one of them came over.
He got into the car and reported the address. Yang Guang only had one request, to leave quickly!
When the driver saw that he had brought two beautiful ladies, he thought to himself, “This kid is quite capable. No wonder he is in such a hurry to go to the hotel. If it were me, I would also be in a hurry too!”
Therefore, he stepped on the gas pedal and the taxi rushed onto the street with a whoosh.
A few minutes later, he felt a pain in his buttocks. The car had also arrived at the hotel.
When he reached the elevator, Yang Guang was already limping as he walked.
Gritting his teeth and hissing as he sucked in a breath of cold air, he still persevered to the door of his room.
Xu Ling and Qi Yingxue looked at each other. Neither of them said anything, but they followed him into the room.
Yang Guang lay on the bed and immediately did not move. “Now I’m comfortable.”
“You can’t do this. Your pants will easily wear off the gauze!”
Qi Yingxue said this and reached out to grab his belt!
