The Immortal Cultivation Game Has Come True - Chapter 100
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Chapter 100: Chapter 99: Plucking the Hairs from the Ancestor Master’s Mount-
Translator: 549690339
“Retire!”
“Yes, disciple takes leave!”
Xuanqing’s expression was respectful, as he slowly bowed and left the room.
Outside.
The two child-like beings were waiting early.
Speaking of which.
Although these two were revered child-like beings under the Old Lord, they lived very lonely lives.
As they say, it’s cold at the top, and the Douluo Palace of the Thirty-Three Heavens is as high as it gets.
In the entire Douluo Palace, apart from the Sir, there were only these two child-like beings left, and the Old Cow who slept all day.
Creak-
The door opened.
They saw Junior Xuanqing coming out of Sir’s room.
The two child-like beings were first stunned, then they seemed to have seen something incredibly amusing.
“Pfft-”
“Haha~ Hahaha.”
“Junior brother, your…your forehead!” Jin Ling child pointed to the other’s head with one hand clutching his belly.
“Er…”
Xuanqing was puzzled.
He touched his own forehead and saw a huge swollen bump, which was still slightly painful when touched.
It was the bump that Ancestor Master had hit earlier!
Suddenly.
Xuanqing was both amused and annoyed.
With his current cultivation, he naturally wouldn’t swell from a mere bump, so it must have been some special method used by the Ancestor Master to achieve such an effect.
“Junior brother..how did you get a bump on your head?”
“Haha, I bet it was Sir who beat him up.”
Poor guys.
These two child-like beings were truly pitiful, having no entertainment in their daily lives, and even such a small scene could tickle their funny bones.
After laughing for a while.
As if they remembered something.
Jin Ling tugged at Xuanqing’s sleeve, his eyes full of curiosity, and asked:
“Junior brother, as a human world Taoist, can you tell us some stories about the human world?”
“Stories about the human world?” Xuanqing’s eyes were deep, showing a thoughtful expression.
He thought about it.
“Let’s talk as we walk, the matters of the human world can’t be told in a short time!”
And so.
Xuanqing began telling the two child-like beings about the world of mortals.
He didn’t say anything else.
He just related what he had seen and heard when he arrived in Black Wind Town.
When the two child-like beings heard about the bullying and oppression, they immediately showed anger and shouted that they would teach those people a lesson.
Later.
When they heard about how Xuanqing, the protagonist, had put all those people in their place and even removed Guanyin Zen Temple that backed them up, they couldn’t help but clap their hands in praise.
Yin Ling even chimed in, saying, “I think no one in Shimen is good. Those who came for the pill said that the Chief Instructor Tuota Heavenly King in the Heavenly Court is the most overbearing.”
“That’s right, that’s right. Even the gatekeepers who guard the Heavenly Gate are the kind who look down on people with their dog’s eyes-”
The two child-like beings muttered to themselves.
Every time the Heavenly Court sent someone to fetch the pill, it was the only way for the two brothers to learn about the outside world.
“By the way, Junior Xuanqing, you just said that the common people built a temple and Taoist temple for you. As the master of a temple, why don’t you even have a duster?”
Jin Ling asked curiously.
Why was there no duster?
Of course, it was because he was poor.
“Senior Brother Jin Ling doesn’t know. Although I have a Five-Thousand-Year-Old Peach Tree Branch that can be used as a duster handle, 1 don’t have any material for the duster tail.”
Xuanqing shook his head with a smile.
Afterward.
With a thought, he took out the five-thousand-year-old peach wood and showed it to the two child-like beings.
However.
After seeing this five-thousand-year-old peach tree branch.
The two child-like beings looked at it with an air of extreme disdain, as if it is some kind of garbage from somewhere.
The two brothers looked at each other.
It seems that although the Human World is fun, it is too poor. Poor Junior Xuanqing is thinking about using this kind of garbage to make a duster.
Suddenly.
A light flashed in Yin Ling’s mind.
“Hm… I remember, Sir used to have a whip to hit the cows. If we dismantle the whip, won’t it become a handle?”
“That’s not right, what’s the use of having only a handle? There’s still the tail part!” Jin Ling waved his hand and refuted.
Upon hearing this.
“Hehe~” A smirk appeared on Yin Ling’s face.
“Good brother, it’s not difficult to get the tail part. Our master’s cow just sleeps all day, and one sleep lasts more than a month…”
Yin Ling’s eyes rolled around and he lowered his voice, saying, “I think its tail is not bad, why don’t we…”
As soon as these words came out.
There was a tremor in Xuanqing’s heart.
These two naughty kids can really think. They even dare to go and touch the Master’s cow?
He clearly remembered that after the Old Cow descended to the world, it first defeated Monkey King and then defeated all the Heavenly Soldiers and Generals, Lord of Water Virtue, Lord Huo De, and even Nezha with three heads and six arms was no match for the Old Cow.
Perhaps some would say that the Old Cow just borrowed the power of the Old Lord’s magic treasure and had no real ability of its own.
But on second thought, both Jin Ling and Yin Ling descended to the world with the Old Lord’s treasures in their hands, and they were easily dealt with, weren’t they?
“Two senior brothers, I’ll figure out the duster issue by myself, please don’t do this!”
Xuanqing hurriedly bowed and advised.
Leave alone the actual strength of the Old Cow, its status as the Master’s mount alone was something they shouldn’t take hair from.
However.
Normally with extreme boredom, on the verge of going crazy, the two child-like beings found such an interesting thing to do, how could they be willing to give up.
“Junior brother, don’t worry. We are all under Sir’s command and should support each other. You, as the master of a Taoist temple, don’t even have a duster. What kind of a situation is that?”
“Exactly, exactly, if you’re scared, just wait here while we two do it later.”
Both child-like beings kept talking, and they had already made up their minds to engage in that interesting activity of plucking the cow’s tail hair.
With the conversation heading this way.
“Sigh!”
Xuanqing let out a sigh.
These two cheap senior brothers did show him the way, gave a greeting gift, and even helped with pill refining. However, he couldn’t ignore their feelings either.
After some thought.
“Two senior brothers, I’ll wait here!” Xuanqing bowed his hands.
He had only met the Ancestor Master for the first time, and he couldn’t do the thing of plucking his mount’s hair.
The two child-like beings looked at each other again, their eyes full of eagerness.
“Well, junior brother, you just stay here and don’t move. We’ll come back and give it to you once we pluck the hairs.”
Having said that.
The two child-like beings hooked their shoulders and hopped towards the direction where the Old Cow lived.
On the walking path.
Looking at the direction of the two brothers leaving, Xuanqing sighed inwardly, thinking these two children were really quite naughty.
Fat Ya and Huai Qingyun were more sensible, one helping him with farming and the other with receiving incense guests. Both were handy workers.
“Children of the poor have to support their family early, the ancients did not deceive me!”
Xuanqing shook his head.
Just right.
The immortal Qi in Douluo Palace was extremely rich and, although not as good as the Innate Energy, it was much stronger than ordinary spiritual Qi in the Human World.
“Why not take this opportunity to stabilize my cultivation!”
Xuanqing sat down with his legs crossed.
At this moment.
Suddenly!
An unexpected change occurred!!
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