The Genius System Without Equal - Chapter 2

The Genius System Without Equal
The Genius System Without Equal
Author: Straw is crazy too
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Chapter 1: A System’s Sudden Arrival 10
Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

Xiao Luo blearily regained consciousness and found himself lying on a hospital bed. The strong odor of disinfectant permeated the air. 4
“This is….. a hospital? Why am I in a hospital?” 7
Xiao Luo frowned, feeling extremely puzzled. But his brain, which had recovered its functions, quickly told him everything. 8
After his girlfriend, Zhao Mengqi, broke up with him, he drove his cheap domestic car to the suburbs, where he sped down the road to vent his emotions. 12
It had been raining earlier, and the road was slick. Moreover, it was late at night. He very unluckily got into an accident. The car, which was going more than 120 miles an hour, careened off the road and plunged headfirst down a three-meter drop into farmland. He could not remember anything after that and did not know who was the good Samaritan who had found and brought him to the hospital. That was the only reason he was still alive. 17
Creak. 1
At that moment, the door of the ward was pushed open, and a sweet-looking nurse carrying a tray of liquid medications walked in. 15
“Ahhh.” 1
When she saw that Xiao Luo had awakened and was sitting up, frowning in contemplation, she immediately cried out in alarm. The liquid medications in her hands crashed to the ground and spilled all over the floor. She looked as if she had seen a ghost. Her eyes were wide open, and she pointed at Xiao Luo with her trembling right hand and stammered, “You, you, you…. how are you awake?” 25
Xiao Luo didn’t know what was going on and thought in his mind, Is this nurse new? If not, why is she having such an intense reaction to seeing a patient who had awakened? 6
He looked up and down at himself and then from left to the right. Afterward, he spread his hands and said, “This is obvious.” He asked carefully, “Is there… anything wrong?”
“How could you have awakened? There’s no way that you could have you awakened, how…..” 12
The nurse still looked as if she had seen a ghost; her eyes and delicate mouth were wide open. She stared at Xiao Luo with an incredulous expression. It seemed that she could not believe the facts that were in front of her eyes.
No way he could have awakened! 7
Xiao Luo really felt a little stumped; he did not understand why the nurse would say such a thing.
Just as he was about to ask her a question, the nurse turned her head and ran out. Her hysterical shrieking echoed down the corridor, “Dr. Zhang, this is bad. The patient in Ward 438 is awake!” 11
Just what was happening?
Xiao Luo was at a total loss. He could not figure out the reason for the situation. Besides, he was speechless about his ward number: “438” was not an auspicious number; its homonym was “damned fool.” 12
At this moment, a series of system notifications suddenly sounded in his mind, the tone of which was just like the system voice of a popular online game, “League of Legends.” This also was the highly-modulated voice of a female with an expansive and exaggerated quality. 6
“DING. Congratulations! You’ve earned ten points. Would you like to open the mall to proceed with redemption?” 3
Xiao Luo sucked in a breath of fresh air. What motherf*cking situation was this? 11
As a new youth of the twenty-first century, he could not believe such an outrageous thing could happen. This simply went against all common sense. 6
He thought he was hallucinating, perhaps the result of a concussion, but then a lighted panel appeared before his eyes. It was like a high-tech resume that showed a series of information about him.
Host: Xiao Luo
Age: 26
Points: 10 points
Current Identity: Huahai Corporation employee 3
Level of Current State: Mediocre 8
…
What? M… Mediocre? 9
Seeing this, Xiao Luo immediately returned to himself. He found this unacceptable and thought, In any case, I’m still an engineer of Huahai Manufacturing Corporation. If even engineers are considered mediocre, no one in this world is not mediocre! 11
It seemed that the system had heard the thoughts in his mind, and its notification tone sounded again, “Ding! Host, your ability to communicate in foreign languages ​​is poor, and your body is in a sickly condition. In terms of morality, intelligence, physical fitness, and aesthetics, you are no good in any of those. What are you if not mediocre.” 33
F*ck you! 17
Xiao Luo had an outstanding temperament, but his capacity for tolerance had reached its limits. At this moment, he could not help but spit out another swear word. Then he asked, “What the hell are you?”
“Ding! I’m called the Genius System Without Equal, and I come from a parallel universe that is a hundred billion light-years away,” the system’s voice responded. 35
“Parallel universe?”
Xiao Luo’s shock could not be put into words. The facts in front of him forced him to believe the words spoken by this invisible and intangible system. Because he already knew the concept of a parallel universe, he subconsciously asked, Is there an Earth there too?
“Ding! Of course, but the level of technology there is a hundred thousand years ahead!” 17
F*ck me! 9
For a short time, Xiao Luo’s brain could not accept what he was hearing. A level of science and technology that was a hundred thousand years ahead? What kind of scene would it be? The humans there had probably escaped the cycle of rebirth and death through the power of science and technology. 9
“Ding! I arrived at this universe because of the chaotic flow in time and space. I became a parasite in you who was on the verge of death. I’ll especially give you a free life extension!” 14
Xiao Luo was astounded. With his IQ, he immediately understood why the nurse had lost her composure when she saw that he had awakened. 4
So that was the reason. I wasn’t supposed to wake up so quickly, but I did because of the life-extension from the system. In other words, Xiao Luo came to after being diagnosed by a doctor as a hopeless case. The nurse’s overreaction made sense in this light. 4
His mind felt more at ease when he figured this out. He changed the topic by asking, “What else can you do for me besides extending my life?”
“Ding! This system can build you into a genius without equal.”
“A genius without equal? Is it that some kind of freak who knows everything?” Xiao Luo asked.
“Ding! You could say!” 3
“What’s the price?” Xiao Luo didn’t believe in free lunches.
“Ding! By using points to redeem various abilities in the mall, the more applicable the abilities are, the more points are needed.” 6
After the system’s introduction, the light panel changed to show the mall; various abilities were packed in the display. There were foreign language abilities, gaming abilities, memory abilities, and more. Xiao Luo couldn’t take them all in at a glance. 4
After looking through it once, he felt like cursing. Among the thousands of abilities shown, none could be redeemed for only ten points.
“System, can you tell me what abilities can be redeemed for ten points?” Xiao Luo didn’t give up. He wanted to test if this was a hallucination or maybe someone’s prank.
“Ding! You cannot redeem any abilities for ten points!” 1
Xiao Luo was exasperated. “You messing with me?” 5
“Ding! Points can be earned. Host, do not worry.” 4
So points could be earned! 4
Xiao Luo’s eyes brightened. “How do I earn points?”
“Ding! Surprise, curiosity, shock … and any other human emotional reactions caused by the host will be automatically distinguished and absorbed by the system, and then automatically converted into corresponding points based on the depth of the emotion.” 36
“I see!”
Xiao Luo immediately understood. This was not a genius system without equal. This clearly was a cheat-code system that allowed him to continually act like a pretentious jerk, to play the sheep to catch a wolf. The ten points he had must have been earned from the nurse just now. 15
Bang.
Suddenly, the door of the ward was pushed open. In swarmed a large group of doctors in white coats. When they saw Xiao Luo sitting up, they all stood rooted to the ground, as if they had been petrified. Their eyes were wide open in shock as they looked at Xiao Luo. 21
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Jacynto
Jacynto
It’s funny how Chinese authors like throwing big numbers in their stories. Hundred billion light years away, hundred thousand years ahead. They are definitely not afraid of sounding ridiculous. As for racism later on, well I’ve seen it a lot also in American fiction, English fiction, Japanese… People only tend to notice it when it’s a foreigner doing it.

TheDolphin
TheDolphin
Cause they mass deleted negative reviews 4 times(and there was ALOT of negative reviews considering how Mc kills Americans, and Japanese, watches his girl get banged in front of him and watches, and overall a stupid mc). So I’m bringing it into the comments

Darkload
Darkload
Yes its “Peerless Genius System” that already has 225 Chapters out and i stop reading this 25+ chapters back

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Chapter 2: Constitution of the King of Mercenaries 9
Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

Xiao Luo saw shock, confusion and doubt in their eyes …
“The patient has septic shock, ruptured intestines, bleeding, and contusion of the liver and spleen. How could he have awakened in only half a day?” 8
“Not only that, the patient also suffered contusions on both lungs, multiple rib fractures on both sides, comminuted skull fracture, torn right abdominal muscles, haemorrhage of the digestive tract and a pelvis fracture. With such severe injuries to his body, how did the patient regain consciousness just like this?” 12
“Unbelievable, this is a medical miracle!” 2
The group of doctors sized up Xiao Luo carefully, as if they were looking at an alien. Their shock and horror could not be articulated. The female nurse who screamed earlier was amongst them.
Xiao Luo was equally shocked, because the value of his points was increasing rapidly. It suddenly rose from the previous ten points to one hundred points. It did not stop at one hundred but continued to increase to a thousand and one points before finally stabilizing. 5
“DING, Congratulations! You’ve earned nine hundred and eleven points. Do you want to enter the mall for redemption?” The system notification sounded. 12
Xiao Luo blinked and got a hold of his mind, he remembered his weak constitution and inquired, “System, is there anything that can improve my physical strength?”
As soon as the words were spoken, an ability called “Constitution of: King of Mercenaries” appeared on the lighted silver screen. But it would cost a thousand points to redeem it. 2
“Why isn’t there an explanatory note?” Xiao Luo was puzzled.
“Ding, the ‘Constitution of: King of Mercenaries’ can enable the host to quickly possess a mercenary king’s ability. This includes but is not limited to physical strength, combat experience, ability to response, knowledge of firearms, etc. Once redeemed, it will be permanently in effect. Do you wish to proceed with redemption? “The system voice said.
F*ck me! 11
Xiao Luo drew in a breath of cool air. This was more than just a “cheat code”. It was like going into the script of a game and directly modifying the characteristics of the main character.
“Redeem!” 3
The word was barely squeezed out from the cracks between his teeth. He still could not believe that this system really existed, unless his body suddenly became stronger for real.
“Ding, Congratulations! You’ve received ‘Constitution of: King of Mercenaries’ and used up one thousand points!” The system notification voice said. 8
However, the doctors in the room looked at each other in dismay. It was because they could not see the lighted silver screen or hear the system’s notifications. All they could hear was Xiao Luo’s voice.
Seeing how Xiao Luo was talking to himself as he sat on the bed and how his brows occasionally scrunched together and relaxed, they uniformly agreed that Xiao Luo’s brain had been damaged. Although he had awakened, he had now become a mental patient. 5
Moreover they had completely calmed down by now as they realized a major problem, and that was the person who had diagnosed the patient last night. He was an intern who had not arrived in the hospital for long. 4
Their understanding of the patient was also based on the diagnostic report by the intern. After all, they had only arrived for work a short while ago and did not have the time to check the patient’s condition personally. 3
So, could this be a misdiagnosis, a case of getting the wrong report? This was not a medical miracle at all?
“Have you contacted the patient’s family?” A middle-aged doctor turned his head and asked the female nurse next to him. 1
The female nurse nodded, “We’re about to contact the patient’s family through his cell phone. A man named Zhang Dashan just happened to call and he said he’s the patient’s good friend. We told Zhang Dashan the patient’s situation and he immediately agreed to come over. He should be on his way now. ”
The middle-aged doctor said, “Very good. Remember to inform Zhang Dashan of the patient’s medical expenses!” 9
“Hmm, okay.” The female nurse nodded in answer.
“By the way, arrange another full-body examination for the patient. I strongly suspect that his examination report was wrong. What? Tearing and bleeding of the right eye? Look at him, there’s no injuries anywhere on his body. Did Xiao Lai, who took over my shift last night, doze off on the job?” The middle-aged doctor scowled. 8
Just then, a chilly atmosphere suddenly spread across the ward without any warning.
The doctors in the ward could not shake of this cold feeling. All of them could not take their eyes off Xiao Luo, who sat on the hospital bed. They were experiencing a strong misperception at this moment, that it was not a person sitting on the hospital bed, but an extremely dangerous bloodthirsty beast. It was as if it could devour them at any time, leaving nothing but a pile of bones. 5
Especially Xiao Luo’s eyes; his chilling aura pressed upon them. And his fiendish intent was overwhelming. It was like the eyes of a wild beast, and they truly felt a tremor that started from their souls!
How did this happen?
Was it a hallucination or a misperception?
The doctors were all stunned, and they foolishly could not tell whether it was real or not. But their foreheads could not stop breaking out in cold sweat. They could not understand how a person’s temperament could change so dramatically in an instant.
Xiao Luo felt very strange and wonderful at this moment. His body seemed to have endless strength, and the ankylosing spondylitis that had troubled him for more than two years seemed to have been cured. His entire back now felt extremely light. His body had never experienced this full and unrestrained sense of ease and comfort. 9
Even his sight had become much clearer, he could even easily see the tiny creatures in the ward, such as the spider lying quietly on the wall waiting for the prey to serve itself up. 1
“Lao Xiao!”
A loud voice blew in from outside the ward, and it was quickly followed by the door slamming open. A young man similar in age to Xiao Luo appeared at the doorway.
The young man had a fleshy face. His entire face was plump and round, but his body was not fat, it was even on the thin side. It looked like a fat man’s head grafted on a thin man’s neck; he wore a crew cut and had some distinct forehead wrinkles. The skin on his face was very rough too. 11
The young man looked around before his gaze finally landed on Xiao Luo on that hospital bed. Then, he completely disregarded the doctors, treating them like air as he ran straight towards Xiao Luo.
After a general examination of Xiao Luo’s body, the loud voice suddenly shouted, “F*ck, which quack doctor said that my brother was in shock and was going to become a vegetable. I rushed over without even having breakfast. What in the bollocks were you trying to do? ”
As soon as this statement was spoken, the group of doctors in the ward suddenly flushed red, especially the middle-aged doctor. Even though the diagnosis was written by Xiao Lai, the intern doctor last night, as Xiao Luo’s primary physician, wouldn’t the label of “quack doctor” still be directly tacked onto him?
“Ahem….”
Xiao Luo coughed dryly a few times and felt a wave of embarrassment. His buddy Zhang Dashan really had the guts to say anything. Was he not afraid of getting beaten by the group of doctors? 6
The row of doctors looked at each other, and then stepped out in succession. After closing the door, some of the doctors with bad tempers could not help but flip out.
“Just what kind of reputation is Xiao Lai trying to establish? To even make this kind of mistake, did he doze off as he was diagnosing the patient last night?”
“An intern is an intern. He is not serious at all in his work. I suggest that we cancel his qualification to become a regular employee. He should stay in the hospital for another three months.” 6
“Yes, misdiagnosis is a major taboo for us as doctors. This is the first time that I’ve seen such a huge misdiagnosis in my life.” 4
Obviously, these doctors had determined that Xiao Luo’s waking up was not a medical miracle at all, but a huge misdiagnosis. And the one responsible for the misdiagnosis was Xiao Lai, a new intern in their hospital.
The middle-aged doctor said nothing, but his expression was unusually ugly.
Xiao Lai was an intern under his name. This was also the first time that he had seen such a huge misdiagnosis as a doctor.
He was usually loved by others and had even been gifted a plaque that said “Hua Tuo Of Our Lifetime”. It was totally unlike the insulting names that he had suffered since early morning of today, such as “quack doctor”. He would settle all these with Xiao Lai. 1