Taking advantage of the beauty being poor, fooling her into being my girlfriend - Chapter 436
Chapter 436 Numb, Everyone Is Numb 1
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Jiang Xu pushed open the private room door and saw a very explosive scene. Jiang Xiaoyan was leaning in the arms of a very young, handsome boy with an earring and a rascally look on his face.
Do you know what it means for Jiang Xiaoyan to be lying in a boy’s arms? “Hehe, you’re here.” Jiang Xiaoyan stood up and after beckoning the two to sit down, she took the initiative to introduce: “This is Cao Wo, my boyfriend.” “Sister Xiao Yan, congratulations,” An Nuonuo sincerely congratulated her. This meant that Jiang Xiaoyan had given up on Jiang Xu.
Jiang Xu also snapped back to reality, clicking his tongue in wonder, “Well when did this happen?”
This was too sudden; there had been no sign of it before.
It s just that her boyfriend’s name was a bit…
“Love, you know, comes as fast as a tornado when it hits,” JiangXiaoyan said her lips curling up, patting Cao Wo’s shock absorber: “Say hello, baby.” Cao Wo’s face turned red: “Hello to both of you.”
Hm?” As soon as Cao Wo spoke, Jiang Xu was baffled.
This voice was female.
He stared intently at the other person’s throat.
There was no Adam’s apple.
Jiang Xu was speechless, “Jiang Xiaoyan, what are you playing at?” “Cao Wo, your voice still isn’t disguised well enough,” Jiang Xiaoyan said discontentedly.
Cao Wo lowered her head and cuddled in JiangXiaoyan’s embrace, a picture of a dainty bird relying on someone: “I know, don’t be mad, Jiang Jiang.” Jiang Xu: “???”
An Nuonuo: “???”
The two exchanged glances, both faces full of question marks.
The world was moving too fast; they both felt like they couldn’t keep up.
“No way.” Jiang Xu shook his head, trying to clear the water from his brain: “Jiang Xiaoyan, does your mother know about these games you’re playing now?” &
“Ugh, drop your dirty thoughts,” JiangXiaoyan said irritably: “It’s not what you think…”
She went on to explain.
It turned out her mother was insisting on forcing her to get married.
Even though JiangXiaoyan’s mother had remarried and didn’t bother with her anymore.
But that woman seemed a bit off in the head.
She insisted on meddling in Jiang Xiaoyan’s marriage.
Even went to create several scenes at the company.
In the end, with no other choice, Jiang Xiaoyan could only find a girl with an androgynous appearance to pretend to be her boyfriend.
After a while, they planned to have Cao Wo emigrate to a small foreign country. There, they would pull some strings to change her gender, then come back here to get married.
Perfect.
After hearing Jiang Xiaoyan’s explanation, Jiang Xu could only express his absolute amazement.
He said wistfully, “Just be careful you don’t end up really falling for her, then there’ d really be a show.”
”You’re thinking too much, that’s impossible,” JiangXiaoyan humphed softly: Everyone in the world knows that you are the only one in my heart.”
An Nuonuo chuckled awkwardly from the side.
Jiang Xu decisively changed the topic: “Alright then, what’s the purpose of calling us here today?”
“Of course, when it’s time to get married, you’ll need to help make the scene,” Jiang Xiaoyan said as she stood up to pour drinks for them: “By that time, I plan to invite the two of you, as well as Xiao Zhou.
My mom will probably come too, just like that.”
She talked as if it was nothing, but inside she must be feeling quite sorrowful right? ’
Worth hundreds of billions, yet with hardly any friends.
And burdened with such a bizarre mother.
Jiang Xiaoyan was unusually talkative tonight, and she kept drinking glass after
In the end, she lay sprawled on the table, unconscious.
“Brother Xu, you send her back,” An Nuonuo volunteered.
Jiang Xu looked surprised, “Aren’t you afraid I might do something with her?” An Nuonuo: “Although I’m a little worried, I trust that you wouldn’t do that. Plus, if you really wanted to, you would have done it long ago, and I wouldn’t know or be able to stop you.”
This is where An Nuonuo showed her intelligence.
Despite her seemingly naive demeanor, she was actually quite clear about many things, she just didn’t voice them most of the time.
“Alright, I’ll take her home then.”
As for Cao Wo, who had a somewhat peculiar name, she just took a taxi back by herself.
He dropped Jiang Xiaoyan off at her place and laid her on her bedroom bed. Looking up, Jiang Xu saw that her walls were covered with his photos and some sketches.
These photos were either taken when they all went out together, or were taken by Jiang Xiaoyan on the sly.
There were also a few that had the two of them photoshopped together.
Jiang Xu sighed softly to himself.
The hardest thing to repay is a beauty’s favor.
It could only be said that the two had not met at the right time.
“JiangXu, don’t leave, wuwuwu…” Jiang Xiaoyan turned over and mumbled unclearly.
Jiang Xu shook his head.
He went to the bathroom to get a hot towel, wiped her face for her, and covered her with the quilt.
“Jiang Xu, please don’t leave me, okay, I love you.” Suddenly, Jiang Xiaoyan grabbed his hand, murmuring in her dream.
JiangXu exhaled: “I’m not as good as you imagine, you should let go.” I m the one in this world who loves you the most, don’t… don’t go…”
“I want to have your babies, enough to make a soccer team.”
“I’m willing to be the little one… An Nuonuo can be the main wife, I’ll even call
her ‘Your Highness’ if necessary…”
Jiang Xu just sat by the bed, quietly listening.
After a while, Jiang Xiaoyan stopped talking, gradually quieted down, and her breathing became even.
Jiang Xu gently pried her hand open and tiptoed out.
Upon hearing the sound of the door opening and closing, the ‘drunken’ Jiang
Xiaoyan slowly opened her eyes.
She gazed at the doorway for a long time, without a word.
After a long time, a soft sigh echoed in the room and lingered.
Just as he stepped out of Jiang Xiaoyan’s place, Jiang Xu received a text message from An Nuonuo.
He laughed out loud as he read it.
[Sorry to bother you, but at exactly 12:00 AM on March 6, 2011, I’ve officially been diagnosed with a severe case of blurred vision and hunger.
The situation is urgent, but luckily, a friend’s grandfather is a traditional Chinese medicine practitioner and gave me this prescription to fill.
The ingredients are as follows: egg tarts*2, grilled wings*3 pairs, chicken nuggets*2, fries*2, cola*5ooml, original flavor grilled chicken drumsticks’^, please send me $50 to get the medicine, or you can get it for me.]”
The message delighted Jiang Xu to no end.
His girlfriend is just so adorable.
With such a cute girlfriend, sometimes Jiang Xu would have this slightly evil thought, wanting to do something continuously, never giving her a moment’s rest.
He directed the driver to purchase the ‘prescription’ items and also picked up some barbecued food and draft beer on the way.
Back at the restaurant, he and An Nuonuo hadn’t actually eaten much, too preoccupied with persuading Jiang Xiaoyan to drink.
Back home.
As soon as he opened the door, a fragrant breeze hit him.
Then a warm, fluffy body fell onto Jiang Xu.
It smells so good, I’m hungry.”
As she spoke, An Nuonuo pressed her nose against Jiang Xu and took a deep breath.
JiangXu knew full well that it wasn’t hunger, but rather her checking for any trace of perfume on him.
Ah, women.
They might say they’re confident, but their bodies always tell the truth don’t they?
