Supreme Martial Artist - Chapter 1435
Chapter 1435 Are You Stupid?
“Haha! You’ve finally admitted defeat, haven’t you? I’m so happy!” Scholar burst into laughter.
Qin Fei smiled as well. He swept away his disappointment and smiled, “What are you so happy about? I’ve already done it. Quickly start the fourth question. I don’t have time to waste with you!”
Scholar was puzzled and stared blankly at him.
“Brat, are you stupid? You’ve already lost!” Scholar said unhappily.
Qin Fei smiled faintly and said, “I didn’t lose. I was just telling you a story just now. You laughed out loud after hearing it. Do you think you lost or I lost?”
Scholar’s eyes widened and he said, “Nonsense, you’ve already admitted defeat yourself, so I laughed out loud!”
Qin Fei sneered, “Did I ever say a word to lose?”
Scholar thought carefully and hesitated, “Although you didn’t say you lost, you told me not to count. This is the meaning of admitting defeat. Also, you said that you are powerless to face you. Did you say all these words?”
Qin Fei said, “You are still a Scholar, aren’t you a scholar?” I told you not to count, and you’re really not counting? You’re not my son, why listen to me? Do I mean to admit defeat? No, it’s not related to admitting defeat at all! “Also, I said that I’m powerless against you. I don’t mean to admit defeat. I just feel that I’m not interested. It’s boring. Isn’t this completely unrelated to admitting defeat?”
Scholar thought about it carefully. It was true. Qin Fei did not mention admitting defeat explicitly. Instead, he was overjoyed. He understood his words as admitting defeat and laughed so loudly.
He wished he could slap himself in the mouth. He was too stupid to be fooled by this brat.
He could only helplessly accept the reality. If he lost, then he would lose. Anyway, this was only the third question. There were two more questions left. The fourth question had to be settled by Qin Fei.
He glared fiercely at Qin Fei and said, “Alright, you win. Now listen carefully to the fourth question. Please tell me a story that will make me cry.”
This question was very tricky and weird. It was like changing dressing with the third question. Scholar smiled sinisterly this time and shed tears? I haven’t tasted that tear in millions of years.
Qin Fei curled his lips. Was Scholar stupid? It was simply the most mentally retarded request.
Then he told a joke, a popular joke that was circulating in the Profound Spirit Continent. Every time he heard this joke, even those who had heard it a few times would involuntarily laugh out loud.
Afterwards, the joke was strictly forbidden by Xuanling Empire from spreading everywhere, because it had killed some people who were too weak in composure. They could not laugh back and died of anger. It was called the funniest joke in history.
Qin Fei said it now. The first one to laugh was the empty side. He laughed until the guy rolled on the ground and kept roaring, “I’m going to blow up your fucking chrysanthemum …”
Scholar didn’t react at all. Qin Fei was stunned and looked at him doubtfully. He thought to himself that he shouldn’t. There was no reason why this guy shouldn’t laugh.
However, he soon realized that something was wrong. Scholar’s chest was heaving violently, his eyes were wide open, and his breathing was short. Then, he suddenly laughed out loud.
‘”Haha, I’m dying of laughter …” How could there be such a joke in the world … “Haha …” Haha … “Scholar was out of breath as he laughed.
Qin Fei curled his lips and ignored him.
Scholar smiled and said, “Haha … but … but … haha … you ran away from the topic … haha … I said haha … you have to … haha … make me … hahaha … cry … but … yes … you ha … this ha … is a ha … laugh … words … ha … why … make me haha … hahaha … cry … where is it?”
Qin Fei looked at the tears in his eyes and smiled faintly, “Have you laughed enough? Wipe your tears!”
Scholar stopped laughing and said, “Am I crying?”
He wiped the corners of his eyes. It was wet, and his expression instantly froze. Then, he smiled bitterly. He threw the joke out of Jiuxiaoyun’s mouth and looked at Qin Fei. “You really exceeded my expectations. I thought you would tell me a sad story to move me, but I didn’t expect you to do the opposite, causing me to unknowingly fall into the trap. Alright, this question is passed. Next is the fifth question. If you can complete it, then you’ll be able to pass my test!”
Qin Fei smiled faintly and waited for his question. He thought to himself that Scholar wasn’t that good either.
Scholar paused for a moment, as if he was thinking. After a long while, he said in a low voice, “Now, listen carefully to question 5! To leave the Ancient Scroll Space, you and your pet, that is, this cat, can only go out. Either you kill it or it kills you! What choice would you make?”
He jumped up from the side and cursed at Scholar, “I’m going to blow up your fucking chrysanthemum! What kind of stupid idea did you have, you bastard? Isn’t this making it hard for master to do? Do you believe this daddy is going to blow up your chrysanthemum!”
This time, Qin Fei didn’t stop it from cursing. This problem that Scholar had created was really hateful. He actually wanted to lure him and Kong to kill each other.
Scholar wasn’t angry at all when faced with the empty curses. He smiled as he saw Qin Fei and started counting.
Qin Fei sneered. Did Scholar really think that he could be stumped by this?
“Kong, go in and play with us!” Qin Fei said to Kong.
Void nodded and cursed at Scholar. The chrysanthemum disappeared and entered the Profound Spirit Cauldron.
Scholar was stunned and asked in surprise, “The Ancient Scroll space has sealed the space and restricted the use of the God Realm. You actually have a treasure that can hold living things on you?”
Qin Fei smiled and said, “Of course! Did you miscalculate again? I’m sorry, your method of sow discord won’t work! Can I pass now?”
‘”You’re ruthless! You’re the smartest person I’ve ever met! You’ve passed, and now I’ll give you a reward!” Scholar said in a dispirited tone.
After saying that, he threw out a broken stone slab. Qin Fei took it and was overjoyed. It was half a word from the Shanhai Scripture. After fusing with it, he gathered eighteen words.
However, he did not leave. Scholar thought to himself that things were not going well. He hurriedly wanted to escape and said, “Once the mission is complete, I will leave first …”
As he spoke, he wanted to dodge back into the mural.
Qin Fei pulled him down and smiled, “You seem to have forgotten a promise. You swore an oath!” Scholar laughed dryly and said, “Look at my memory, I almost forgot. I’m old, so many things are easy to forget! Thank you for reminding me!”
Qin Fei sneered, “Now it’s time to fulfill that promise, right?”
Scholar knew that he couldn’t leave. If Qin Fei didn’t mention it, it would be fine. Now that he had already mentioned it, if he went back on his word, he would be sworn back.
He was uneasy. He didn’t know what Qin Fei would ask for. Don’t take his life. Otherwise, his life would be in vain.
Qin Fei smiled and said, “My request is very simple, and I won’t make things difficult for you! I’ll take this ancient scroll, no problem, right?”
Scholar was stunned and secretly complained. Gu Juan was actually him. He was Gu Juan. Qin Fei wanted Gu Juan to kill him.
“No” Just as he was about to refuse, dark clouds suddenly covered the sky. A violent wind blew, and lightning punishment was about to appear. He then remembered that he would fulfill his oath, or else he would be punished by the heavens. He hurriedly changed his words, “Alright, of course there is no problem! This is our promise! We are all scholars, and we will keep our promises!”
Qin Fei nodded in satisfaction. He knew very well that Scholar was absolutely unwilling. However, he had a vow to bind him, so he could not refuse!
Scholar was straightforward. Knowing that there was no way he could go back on his word, he decided not to go back on his word. Turning around, he thought that this person had come here to undergo a test. Even Light Master had personally stepped in. He must be someone that Light Master had taken a fancy to. It shouldn’t be too bad to follow him around.
He disappeared into the ancient scroll, then the ancient scroll automatically flew up and landed in Qin Fei’s hands.
In the ancient scroll, Scholar said, “If you get the ancient scroll, you will be my master! If you want to fight against the enemy in the future, open the ancient scroll and the small one will appear. Activate the ancient scroll space to help you fight the enemy. At that time, the small one will definitely kill your enemy with his tongue!”
Qin Fei sneered, “Then why didn’t you say I was dead?”
Scholar smiled bitterly, “Master, you are the most intelligent person in the world. The little one is willing to bow down! There is no one who has come before or after, and the others can be dealt with by the little one!”
“Explode your fucking chrysanthemum! How dare you snatch my lines! Explode!”
Scholar smiled and apologized, “Big Brother Cat, please calm down. Next time, I won’t dare!”