The first arrow in the universe, the first bitch … the first bitch …

Qin Fei’s heart was in a mess. Standing on the ground of the third level, his hair was even more messy.

Wind! A violent gale swept through the world. Qin Fei stood in the limelight, his entire body in chaos.

Suddenly, a golden light flashed by his side, and Monkey King appeared with a smile on his face.

“Tell me, are you thinking the same way as Kuafu?” Qin Fei said seriously.

Monkey King scratched his ears seriously and said seriously, “No! I, Old Sun, have always thought that you are very handsome, chasing after my Old Sun’s Second Junior Brother!”

Qin Fei gritted his teeth and looked at him, “…”

In the end, he didn’t say a word.

Monkey King’s Second Junior Brother …

Heavens … he simply didn’t dare to imagine that he was like that in his heart.

He did not intend to pursue this question any further, lest he should be struck again.

“Tian Wu, the strongest expert in the third level of space, you need to be mentally prepared!” Monkey King returned to normal.

Qin Fei’s heart tightened. It seemed that Wu was awesome on this day, and Monkey King valued him so much.

His divine sense sensed it, and soon a shadow appeared on the horizon, followed by a bone-chilling chill.

Upon closer inspection, Qin Fei hurriedly covered his heart, afraid that his heart would pop out.

The fellow in front of him had eight faces that revealed different expressions. His body was like a fierce tiger, with ten giant tails dragging behind his butt. It was simply frightening.

“You’re finally here! Greetings, Monkey King!” The eight-faced man said to Qin Fei and Monkey King.

Monkey King grinned, “Tian Wu, don’t you feel tired from dragging ten tails all day? Also, do you know whether you’re laughing or crying after making so many expressions every day?”

Tian Wu’s bitter face turned around and he said faintly, “I was born like this, and I can’t change it. Monkey King, please forgive me!”

“Forget it, what are you going to say to Qin brat?” Said Monkey King.

Tian Wu thought for a moment, then wagged his tail like a dog and looked at Qin Fei, “We have more tails than anyone else!”

Qin Fei couldn’t sit up and said with a look of disdain, “You might as well kill me!”

“This one really took advantage of you. Why don’t you change it?” Tian Wu said awkwardly.

Qin Fei stood up and patted him on the shoulder, “Senior, be honest. As long as you don’t compare to your tail, you can do anything!”

Tian Wu smiled honestly, “Let’s compete.”

Qin Fei spat out three liters of blood and grabbed his neck, “I don’t need to live anymore.”

“I’m sorry to take advantage of you again. What did you say?” Tian Wu knew that he was wrong again.

Qin Fei thought about it seriously and said, “Are you more patient?”

Tian Wu thought carefully, “There are no shortcomings!”

“Holy shit!” Qin Fei cried out and said dejectedly, “You old man is an all-round champion.”

“I’m not omnipotent. I don’t have any shortcomings. I’m just too thin-skinned. I don’t know how to confess to a girl! Sigh, I’ve been missing her for 100 million years!” Tian Wu had an infatuated expression on his face.

Yoho, this guy can’t tell that he’s still a love saint.

Qin Fei rolled his eyes and said, “This matter is easy to handle. We don’t have anything else. We have thick skin. I’ll help you handle this matter!”

What the hell, a hundred million year old woman, is there something wrong with Wu’s brain?

“Haha, brother, we are no match for each other. If you can help me get the heart of a beauty, you will pass this trial. Take whatever you want, Vermillion Bird Plume!” Seeing that there was hope of picking up a girl, Tian Wu immediately patted his chest and promised.

“Who do you like?” Qin Fei said bravely.

“Houdu! Ever since I saw her a hundred million years ago, I have fallen in love with her. Her charming waist, sexy tail and beautiful long hair are still unforgettable to me!” Tian Wu had already completely entered the dumb mode.

“Which great god is Houtu?” Qin Fei looked at Monkey King.

Monkey King glanced at Tian Wu strangely and muttered to himself, “This guy’s taste is quite strong!”

Then he replied seriously, “Houtu is the strongest person in the fourth level of the heavens. I, Old Sun, can’t tell the specifics. She is a woman. Well, she should be considered a woman!”

Qin Fei didn’t understand and didn’t ask much. The conditions Tian Wu had promised were tempting. He immediately patted his chest and promised to help him take down this matter. He immediately listed out a series of follow-up measures.

“Senior Tian Wu, do you want to hold hands or kiss first? Or do you want to send a love letter? Or do you want Overlord to bow down and cook cooked rice? Which one do you choose?” Qin Fei gave the other party several choices.

On this day, Wu looked like he was just beginning to fall in love. From Qin Fei’s experience, holding hands should be enough to satisfy him.

Tian Wu seriously thought about it, “Tyrant, forcefully put on the bow. It’s easy to cook raw rice. My skin is thin. Holding hands is really embarrassing!”

Plop …

Monkey King bowed.

Qin Fei was so happy. Yo, hey, this guy’s face is so thin. He’s going to hit home base. Awesome!

Now, the problem was that Tian Wu wanted to force the Overlord to bow, and the cowhide was blown up. If he wasn’t careful, it would explode.

Houtu was definitely not a good person, so he had to think of a perfect plan before he could act.

One day later, under Tian Wu’s expectant gaze, Qin Fei was ready to take action.

Houtu was in the fourth level of the Heavens. He couldn’t do this without Kuafu’s help. He had to think of a way.

“Senior Kuafu, come out and discuss something!” Qin Fei shouted loudly, Monkey King hid and didn’t dare to come out.

Kuafu appeared and frowned, “You haven’t broken through the realm, what do you want me to do?”

Qin Fei smiled and said, “Let’s discuss this. Senior Tianwu admires Senior Houtu. I just want to bring a red thread to match the two of you. If Senior Kuafu is willing to bring about a good marriage, then his merits will be limitless!”

Actually, he was just trying his luck. This Kuafu might not agree. After all, this was against the rules.

Kuafu seriously thought about it, “It’s not impossible for me to do this, but putting aside my virtues, what benefits do I have?”

Qin Fei was stunned. Benefits? Haha, so Kuafu is also a person of fame and fortune!

Tian Wu jumped out and shouted, “Kuafu, do you still remember our bet back then?”

Kuafu was stunned and said awkwardly, “Of course I remember!”

“Alright then, I’ll let you off the hook that time. You have to help Brother Qin!” Tian Wu said.

Kuafu smiled bitterly, “Alright, the bet is cancelled. I’ll let you go to the 4th Heaven! Seize this opportunity, I’ll use the supreme divine law to cover the sky and the sun. Great G.o.d Nuwa will not discover it!”

Then, he opened the Heavenly Gate of the Fourth Heaven.

Qin Fei never thought that things would go so smoothly. He entered the 4th Heaven and asked curiously, “Senior Tianwu, what did he lose to you back then?”

“Zhen, fuck!” Tian Wu said straightforwardly.

“What?” Qin Fei jumped two steps away. Wasn’t Tian Wu androgynous?

Danger!

Tian Wu explained, “Back then, we made a bet that whoever loses would have to marry the ugliest woman. Father Kua has always delayed and said that he didn’t find the ugliest woman. I know he doesn’t want to marry her!”

Qin Fei gave a thumbs up, “You two really know how to play!”

“Fine, fine! Back then, it was our gambling method to exaggerate the father and pursue the sun, but he didn’t catch up, haha!” Tian Wu laughed loudly.

Qin Fei curled his lips and said, “Insidious!”

“Thank you!” Tian Wu calmly accepted.

Next, he went to see Houtu. Tian Wu was shy and said that he was not ready yet. He was afraid that Houtu would blush when he saw him, so he told Qin Fei to talk to Houtu first. If it was agreed, then it would be good. If it wasn’t, then he could only force the Overlord to bow and cook!

Houtu appeared in front of Qin Fei. Her face stunned him, and her snake tail moved him.

Houtu was an extremely beautiful woman. She had a beautiful appearance, a graceful figure, and a long snake tail. She had seven hands behind her back, and two hands in front of her. She held two Soaring Snakes. She was both beautiful and terrifying.

No wonder Monkey King said that Tian Wu had a strong taste.

It’s really heavy.

“You’ve already passed Tian Wu’s trial?” Houtu’s voice was also pleasant to hear.

Qin Fei smiled and said, “No, Senior Tianwu asked me to ask you something first!”

“Oh? What is it?” Houtu revealed a curious expression.

“Senior Tian Wu has admired you for a long time. For hundreds of millions of years, I’ve been thinking about it. He specifically asked me to be a matchmaker. I hope you can accept him!” Qin Fei was very direct.

Houtu Xiumei raised her eyebrows, “Why didn’t he personally say it? Coward!”

“He’s not cowardly. He wants to force a bow on your Overlord and cook cooked rice!” Qin Fei said.

“Humph! Dream on! We can only start by holding hands!” Houtu said angrily.

Qin Fei smiled and shouted behind him, “Senior Tianwu, Senior Houtu has agreed!”

Tian Wu jumped out of the void and hid behind Qin Fei like a little wife. He lowered his head and nervously glanced at Houtu before quickly dodging to the side.

“Vermillion Bird Plume is in my divine hall. Go get it yourself. I’ll force him onto the bow first …” Houtu pulled him out one step at a time and said to Qin Fei, “Vermillion Bird Plume is in my divine hall.”

Qin Fei hurriedly left the scene …