Supreme Crazy Wife - Chapter 1671
Chapter 1671: The shadowless claw (2)
Translator: 549690339
“Little rabbit, be good! Don’t be afraid! He’s pretending to faint!” At this time, Feng Da comforted him.
“Really?” The little white rabbit’s eyes were misty with tears, and she said with a pitiful expression.
“I guarantee it’s true! He loves to play dead. ” Feng Da promised.
When 19th elder heard this, he was so angry that he almost jumped up from the ground and cursed. He was indeed pretending to faint, but unfortunately, Feng Da had exposed him. He was so angry! However, he still lay on the ground without moving, planning to make sure that he was unconscious.
When the White Rabbit heard Feng DA’s words, it was also very angry. However, it was angry that this damned old man had deceived its pure feelings. It had thought that this old man had really fainted! Hmph! If one dared to deceive it, they would have to pay the corresponding price. It was not that easy to deceive.
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With that thought, the White Rabbit hopped over to 19th elder’s side and sat down on his face. It kept wriggling around. The fluffy fur on its body made 19th elder’s face itch, and he almost broke down. However, he was still cursing in his heart. F * ck! The detestable rabbit had actually pointed its butt at him. He was so disgusted that he almost vomited, but he endured it in order to pretend to faint.
“Old man! I don’t care if you’re really fainting or pretending to faint, I’ll be here with you. ” The little white rabbit said affectionately.
When Feng Da and the others saw this, they couldn’t help but sigh. Poor nineteenth elder! Was he being stared at by this little rabbit? Let’s see what you’re going to do now. Moreover, they were all guessing when the nineteenth elder would be unable to resist jumping up from the ground. They were also a little curious. Wasn’t this little rabbit’s butt smelly? The 19th elder was really patient!
Just as Feng Da and the others were letting their thoughts run wild, they suddenly heard a ‘pfft’. Then, the little white rabbit said shyly,””I’m sorry! I farted!”
Ugh! When Feng Da and the others heard this, they admired this little rabbit even more. Now, they were even more certain that this rabbit was definitely messing with the nineteenth elder. However, they admired their young lady even more. The space manager she made could actually fart!
Immediately after, everyone smelled a pungent smell in the air. Immediately, everyone covered their mouths in unison. Originally, many people were skeptical about whether this rabbit could fart, but now that the evidence was conclusive, they had no choice but to believe it.
After everyone covered their mouths, they were surprised to see that nineteenth elder was still lying on the ground without moving. Suddenly, everyone’s opinion of him rose and they admired his determination. They couldn’t stand such a strong stench, but nineteenth elder still insisted on not getting up. This kind of perseverance was beyond anyone’s reach!
In fact, what they didn’t know was that it wasn’t that nineteenth elder didn’t want to jump up, but that he had already fainted from the farts released by the White Rabbit. Even if he thought about it, he wouldn’t be able to get up. However, it wasn’t like he didn’t have any unexpected gains! At the very least, everyone had a higher opinion of him.
However, if nineteenth elder was clear-headed, he would definitely not want such an unexpected gain.
“Old man! How can I wake you up?” At this moment, everyone heard the White Rabbit mumble to itself again. Instantly, black lines appeared on their foreheads. Was this rabbit still thinking about this? However, such a stinky fart couldn’t wake the nineteenth elder up, so he must have made up his mind to pretend to be unconscious to the end.
“Feng Da! Quickly think of a way for me!” The little white rabbit asked for help.
“Uh! This … Why don’t you let out a few more farts! Who knows, maybe he’ll wake up!” Feng Da deliberately thought for a while before he said hesitantly. However, after listening to his idea, the others couldn’t help but silently pray for nineteenth elder. Nineteenth elder! You take care! I hope I can still see you alive and kicking, bickering with us!
“This is a bit difficult! I’ll brew it!” The little white rabbit frowned and said with some difficulty. It had finally made a smelly fart, and it wanted to make a few more, but it didn’t know if it would work!
Then, the little white rabbit held it in with all her might, until her fluffy little face turned red and her little body trembled. She looked like she was having a hard time. Seeing this, everyone couldn’t bear it anymore. This idea seemed to be quite difficult for this little rabbit.
After holding it in for a long time, the White Rabbit finally let out another smelly fart. Then, it continued to brew. At this time, Feng Da and the others ran as far away from them as possible, in case they fainted before the nineteenth elder woke up.
Just like that, the little white bunnies brewed first, then, one by one, they started farting. At this time, the entire gray space was filled with a foul smell, and there was no way to stay.
Seeing this scene, everyone covered their mouths and looked at Feng Da with a face full of blame. Their eyes were red as if they were saying,’it’s all your stupid idea! We’re also suffering because of him.
However, Feng Da felt wronged. How could he be blamed for this? He could only blame the nineteenth elder for pretending to faint. Moreover, he did not expect this little rabbit to be so persistent and so honest. He had only made a suggestion, and it actually did it! AI! He was speechless.
“Captain! Could it be that 19th elder had really fainted? Even we can’t stand such a stinky fart, how can he?” At this moment, Lin Yuan could not help but send a voice transmission to Feng Da.
“Uh! It’s not impossible!” Feng Da said as he wiped the cold sweat from his forehead. He had been thinking about how to deal with the nineteenth elder, and had not expected such an outcome.
After some thought, Feng Da said,”little rabbit!” You rest! The nineteenth elder might have really fainted. ”
“Argh! No way? Then wouldn’t I have farted for nothing? “Wuwu …” The little white rabbit began to cry gloomily, and its tears fell like raindrops, quickly wetting its fur.
“That … Don’t cry anymore. You’d better think of a way to wake up the nineteenth elder!” Cold sweat dripped from Feng DA’s forehead as he reminded.
“Mm! What you said makes sense. I must turn my grief and indignation into strength and wake this old man up. ” The little white rabbit said confidently as it clenched its little paws.
“Good luck!” Feng Da encouraged.
“We will!” After the White Rabbit finished speaking in all seriousness, it began to jump around on the nineteenth elder’s face. Seeing this, everyone’s forehead was filled with black lines.
What was this little thing doing? It couldn’t possibly think that with its small body, it could wake up the 19th elder by jumping, right? Everyone was dumbfounded. Then, they saw the White Rabbit extend its sharp claws. With a flash of silver light, the four-clawed rabbit began to draw the same pattern on the nineteenth elder’s face …
Ugh! The crowd wiped the cold sweat from their foreheads with lingering fear. They felt the deepest sympathy for the nineteenth elder. Poor nineteenth elder! The previous mark on her face had not disappeared, but this time, a new injury was added.