Supreme Crazy Wife - Chapter 1235
Chapter 1235: Soft persimmon (2)
“Humans, you’re finally willing to roll out of your house?” The God eating vine said with a disdainful smile.
“Man-eating vine, you must be mistaken! We’ve been waiting for you outside, but you didn’t want to come out from the ground. Now you’re blaming us? this is ridiculous!” Feng Da replied with a mocking smile.
“What did you just call me?” The God eating vine glared at him and roared.
“Man-eating vines! Why? Did I address him wrongly? Could it be that you’re a herbivore?” Feng Da teased with a smirk.
“Damn it, don’t compare me to those low-level carnivorous plants. I’m the God devouring vine, the king of plants! When you see me, you should bow to show respect. However, since this is your first offense, this King will not haggle with you. ” The God devouring vine said with a magnanimous look. Its narcissistic words made Leng ruoxue and the others laugh wildly.
“Hahaha! You call yourself the king of plants? may I ask who approved of this? Don’t tell me you self-proclaimed it? Aiyo! I’m dying of laughter. ” Feng Da didn’t give him any face as he laughed out loud.
Although the others didn’t say anything, the smiles on their faces revealed what they were thinking. The divine devouring Vine’s words were too ridiculous.
“How audacious! This King was born to be the king of plants, and you all dare to look down on me! I will make you regret this. ” The God eating vine was furious, and its pretty face turned livid with anger.
“I wonder how you want us to regret this?” Leng ruoxue asked curiously.
“I will kill you! As for these men, let them be my exclusive property. This King just so happens to need some male pets and food. In the future, you will all be this King’s people. As long as you are obedient, not only will this King not eat you, but this King will also love you well. ” The God eating vine boasted shamelessly.
When Feng Da and the rest heard the man-eating Vine’s words, their expressions became extremely strange. None of them had expected that this man-eating vine was not only narcissistic, but also extremely lecherous. He wanted them to be his male companions, but what did he want them to do?
When Leng ruoxue heard the man-eating Vine’s arrogant words, she couldn’t help but laugh out loud. She even looked at Feng Da and the rest with a gloating expression and teased,””Oh! Feng Da, you guys will be its male pets in the future, so you guys have to perform well!”
Feng DA’s forehead was full of black lines, and he couldn’t help but reply,””Miss, you’re going to die soon. You won’t be able to see if we perform well or not. What a pity!”
“Uh! That’s true! Man-eating vines! Don’t kill me first! Let me see if they have the qualifications to be your male companions, then you can kill me!” Leng ruoxue was discussing with the man-eating vines calmly.
“Damn it, I told you I’m not a man-eating vine. I’m the noble King of plants, God-eating vine. If you dare to call me a man-eating vine again, I’ll eat you right now!” The divine devouring vine was so angry that its branches and leaves trembled, and it roared at the top of its lungs.
“Calm down! Pay attention to your image, no other king would shout like you, it’s beneath your status. ” Leng ruoxue reminded.
“Dammit! That’s because I’m angry with you guys. I’ll eat whoever dares to call me man-eating vine again!” The God devouring vine threatened furiously. From its words, it sounded as if Leng ruoxue and the others had already become its food.
“Man-eating vine, do you really need men? I suggest you find a plant like green foxtail grass. It’s a good match for you!” Feng Da suggested with a smile.
“Feng Da, you’re wrong. How can this man-eating vine be worthy of green foxtail grass? Don’t humiliate the green foxtail grass. It has its own dignity and will not take a fancy to this man-eating vine. ” Cheng Wu corrected him with a serious expression.
“Yes, that makes sense. I was wrong. I shouldn’t have randomly chosen a couple.” Feng Da immediately admitted his mistake and had a good attitude.
However, their cooperation made the divine eating vine even angrier. Now, the divine eating vine was very sure that these two people were doing this on purpose to anger it to death! Thinking of this, the God eating vine stretched out its long branches and swept toward Feng Da and Cheng Wu …
The branch was soft and long, extremely tough, and extremely fast. Before anyone could react, Feng Da and Cheng Wu had already been swept away by the branch …
The God devouring vine waved its branches and swung Feng Da and Cheng Wu in the air. Its intention was obvious. It wanted to give them a scare and make them faint.
However, Feng Da and Cheng Wu would not let it have its way. The two of them were having fun in the air, and Cheng Wu kept urging,””Higher! Higher!”
“Yes, yes, throw it higher. Make your movements more intense!” Feng Da also said with a smile.
When Leng ruoxue and the rest on the ground heard Feng Da and Cheng Wu’s words, cold sweat trickled down their foreheads. They secretly sighed in their hearts. So, these two fellows were treating the man-eating vines as free labor. The pitiful man-eating vines! He had actually encountered these abnormal humans.
When the divine devouring vine heard the conversation between the two of them, it was so angry that all the branches on its body trembled. More and more branches extended towards Leng ruoxue and the others, and with a ‘whoosh’, they wrapped around them …
When Leng ruoxue and the rest saw this, they went with the flow. None of them struggled, allowing the man-eating vines to do whatever they wanted.
When the divine devouring vine saw that it had easily succeeded, it couldn’t help but become more and more proud. In its opinion, these humans were too weak and couldn’t even withstand a single blow. Otherwise, how could they have been caught by it?
Oh right, where did that little B * stard go? He seemed to have seen it just now! The divine devouring vine searched everywhere and finally found a snow-white figure in Leng ruoxue’s arms.
“Damned human, hand over that little B * stard to me, and I’ll let you die a quick death.” The divine devouring Vine’s eyes were filled with hatred as it glared at Xiaoxiao, who was in Leng ruoxue’s arms.
“If I don’t give you Xiaoxiao, how do you plan on letting me die?” Leng ruoxue asked curiously.
“I’ll first suck your blood dry, then eat your flesh. Then, I’ll throw you, who only has one breath left, into the forest to feed the wild beasts. I’ll let you see with your own eyes that you’re being gnawed at by wild beasts, and hear your bones making cracking sounds in the mouths of wild beasts. At that time, you’ll wish you were dead! AI! What a waste of such a beautiful face!” The divine devouring vine said, burning with jealousy.