Soul Shard Captor [BL]

After Noah’s much-awaited ascension, what greeted him was an AI system calling itself Black, offering him a job working for the World and Soul Management Bureau.

He has to transmigrate into different worlds, using an identity of some unfortunate soon-to-be-dead dude, and live out the remainder of his new life there however he wanted.

Easy-peasy!

…Right?

…Ok, sure, there are a few small kinks here and there… like terrorist attacks, murder plots, zombie apocalypses, hostile alien invasions, and the like… but one should always look at the bright side!

Noah: “…Blackie, is it just me, or is this good brother of mine looking at me like a hungry wolf seeing a juicy piece of meat?” (°△°|||)

Black: “Don’t worry, host. He is just a bit excited due to nearly losing his life back there. You know, adrenaline.” (¬‿¬)

Noah: “…are you sure that’s what’s really going on here?”

Black: “Absolutely!” (≖‿≖)

…

Noah: “Blackie! His-his-his little brother is poking me in the ass!!” 😱

Black: “It’s just morning wood.”

Noah: “He just took it out of his pants!!” щ（ﾟДﾟщ）

Black: “Relax! Bros often help each other out with these things.”

…

Noah: “Oh god, Blackie! He is putting it in!! Help!!” QAQ

Black: “Don’t panic. Relax and follow my instructions.”

(︶^︶)ノ

Noah: “Speak! Hurry!”

Black: “You’ve got this. Breath in, breath out. Relax your muscles.”

Noah: “How is this helping?!”

Black: “It’ll hurt less that way.” ╮(╯∀╰)╭

Noah: “…Whose system are you, mine or his?!?”

(ノ꒪Д꒪)ノ︵ ┻━┻

~ Many worlds later ~

Noah: (°ㅂ°╬) “This secret mission that you can’t tell me about… it can’t possibly be to get fucked by the target?!”

Black: “Of-of course not! Ho-how could that possibly be, eh?” (; ﾟ 3ﾟ )~♪

ML: Right, right, that’s just a very (not so) coincidental bonus. Ψ(╹ڡ╹ )Ψ