Shocking Venomous Consort: Frivolous Miss - Chapter 3138
3138 A familiar robbery slogan
Seeing that the blockhead was willing to correct his mistake, the skinny little monkey nodded his head repeatedly, looking very pleased. That appearance really had the taste of a boss, but it was a pity that he looked a little wretched.
“Why should I give you my things? If I asked you to hand over all your valuables, would you be willing to?” The more Ling Chuxi looked at the two of them, the more interested she became and she could not help but tease them.
“Well, of course I’m not willing to.” The blockhead was stunned. He scratched the back of his head and said honestly.
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“Since all of you are not willing, why should I hand it over?” Ling Chuxi asked in all seriousness.
“Yeah, why did you hand it over?” The blockhead was a little confused. He turned to look at Shou hou and asked for help,”second brother, why should I hand her over?”
“Idiot, did you forget what the chief taught you?” The skinny man rolled his eyes and glared at the blockhead.
“Oh right, I remember now. The chief taught us that I opened this mountain and planted this tree. If you want to pass by, you have to leave a toll.” The blockhead was so happy that he was dancing with joy as he shouted at Ling Chuxi in high spirits.
Did he have to be so happy just because he thought of a robbery slogan? Ling Chuxi was really worried about his low IQ.
However, when she heard the familiar slogan, Ling Chuxi felt a strange sense of familiarity. At this moment, Ling Chuxi had not thought that the person who had taught these two slogans would actually be that person!
“Second brother, why didn’t you shout earlier? did you forget again?” The blockhead thought of something and asked weakly.
“What do you mean you’ve forgotten again? I’m the second brother, why would I remember such things? you’re the one who calls me that every time anyway.” Shou hou’s face turned red as he spoke in a flustered and exasperated manner.
Ling Chuxi’s head was covered in cold sweat. This slogan was suitable for all ages. It was simply a necessary tool for occupying a mountain, blocking the road, robbing houses, and robbing houses. Even a three-year-old child would be able to learn it in a short time. Why was it so difficult to remember when it came to them? It seemed like the big dumb guy wasn’t the only one with a high IQ.
Ling Chuxi had originally wanted to give them a good beating so that they would be able to see what was going on, but looking at them, she really couldn’t bring herself to do it. Other people’s IQ had already reached this level, and you still had the cheek to bully others? Besides, with their worrying level of intelligence, they probably wouldn’t be able to see anything even if they were beaten up.
“Hey, did you hear what I said just now? I opened this mountain and planted the trees …” The skinny monkey shouted at Ling Chuxi. He stopped halfway and turned his head to ask the blockhead in a low voice,”what did you say after that?”
“If you’re passing by, leave some money.” The blockhead said in a very showy manner, as if remembering this line was an amazing thing.
“That’s right. If you’re just passing by, leave some money behind. Hurry up and hand over all the valuable things like spirit pills, spirit herbs, spirit tools, and so on. Otherwise, don’t blame us for not being polite.” Skinny monkey puffed out his chest, revealing two neat rows of ribs, and continued to roar.
“Look, I don’t even have a storage bag on me. Do I look like I have anything valuable?” Said Ling Chuxi with a bitter face as she spread out her hands. It was not easy to meet such a Living Treasure, so it would be a pity not to make them happy. Besides, she wouldn’t be able to undo this array in a short time. Looking at the appearance of these two people, they should have walked out of the array, so she could find someone to lead the way.
