Shocking the Whole Internet! You Are Not a Psychologist at All! - Chapter 263
Chapter 263: Chapter 263 You’re A 200-pound Hercules
Translator: Dragon Boat Translation Editor: Dragon Boat Translation
“Holy shit! A real-life version of Brutal Charge!”
“The person above has exposed his age.”
“If this guy was born in ancient times, he would definitely be a qualified spearman.”
“Since ancient times, spearmen have had terrible luck.”
“Maybe he can really turn the tables.”
When Chen Yu said the words ‘toy gun,’ the chat’s comments sank back into their stomachs.
They watched with relish as [Single for 30 Years] fought the robbers.
The shop assistants, who were unaware of the situation, were stunned by the scene in front of them.
Three robbers rushed into the gold shop a few minutes ago and shouted robbery.
Then, one of the robbers took out a pistol, scaring the female shop assistants into trembling.
Under the pressure of the gun, everyone held their heads and squatted on the ground, not daring to move.
The leader of the robbers had just put away his gun when a fatty rushed in with a brick.
Before anyone could figure out what was happening, he knocked down a robber with a brick.
[Single for 30 Years] used all his strength, holding the anti-riot steel fork in their hands, and stabbed forward with all his might.
The robber forgot to dodge momentarily and stood rooted to the ground.
He could not believe there was such a reckless person in the world.
He wasn’t even afraid of guns, and he wanted to risk his life for strangers!
By the time he reacted, the steel fork had already hit his body.
A considerable force pushed his body backward.
After taking a few steps back, the robber staggered and fell uncontrollably.
“Dr. Chen, what should we do now?”
[Single for 30 Years] panted and asked.
“What else can you do? Beat him to death.”
“Understood.”
Hearing this, [Single for 30 Years] used the steel fork as an iron rod and swung it down fiercely.
“Ayo! Stop it!”
“Help!”
“Damn fatty, if you hit me again, I’ll fight you to the death… My leg!”
“Sir, we’re just robbing, not killing.”
“Brother, can you stop hitting me?”
With a series of screams, the robber’s legs were broken by the anti-riot steel fork.
Due to its strength, the head of the steel fork bent.
The leader of the robbers was so angry that his face turned green.
He searched left and right but couldn’t find suitable weapons.
“Brother, give me that knife of yours. I’ll chop that damn fatty alive!”
The robber’s accomplice, who was lying on the ground and screaming non-stop, pulled out a knife from the inner lining of his clothes and threw it at the leader.
“Damn you, throw carefully!”
The machete flew straight at the bandit leader and almost hit his head. Fortunately, he dodged in time.
The machete fell to the ground.
Picking up the machete that had fallen to the ground, the leader of the robbers said with killing intent, “Damn fatty, if I don’t chop you into eighteen pieces, I’ll have the same surname as you.”
“Brother, be careful.”
A graceful voice filled with worry entered [Single for 30 Years]’s ears
He glanced back from the corner of his eye and felt full of energy.
His waist was no longer sore; he stopped panting, and his entire body was filled with vitality.
The person who made the sound was none other than the young lady from the gold shop who was going on a blind date with him this weekend.
“Helena, don’t worry. With me here, no one can hurt you.”
After saying that, he picked up the anti-riot steel fork and smashed it in the bandit leader’s face.
“How did he know my name is Helena?”
Helena, squatting in the middle of the shop assistants, looked hesitantly at [Single for 30 Years].
Could this person have come to the shop before and known her?
In the livestream, the netizens were laughing their heads off.
The local netizens had already called the police.
It was estimated that in another three to five minutes, the police would arrive at the scene.
The three robbers looked aggressive. They did not expect that two of them would be defeated so quickly.
The power of love was truly amazing.
After being cared for by the young lady, [Single for 30 Years] immediately revived with full health.
“Speaking of which, aren’t the three robbers too weak?”
“I can tell at a glance that they are newbies.”
“You can’t say that. If a hothead suddenly came and hit you in the head with a brick, no one would be able to react in time.”
“Bandit Boss: Damn fatty, you’re a 200-pound Hercules. You don’t have any morals at all!”
“Hahaha, there’s that too.”
“Fatty, persistence is victory. Don’t let the last robber escape.”
“An inch longer, an inch stronger. This is indeed true.”
“If it were me, I would definitely attack his lower body.”
Many viewers turned into weapon masters and taught [Single for 30 Years] where to attack to subdue the robbers.
Unfortunately, [Single for 30 Years] had his phone firmly tied to his body with tape, so he couldn’t read the chat.
At this moment, all kinds of martial arts movies he had watched flashed through his mind.
Even Journey to the West was recalled.
Imitating the Great Sage Sun, he struck left and right.
With a weight of nearly 200 pounds, the steel fork in his hand swung like a wooden stick.
It was a massive blow to the robbers.
The leader of the robbers was about to cry from the beating as the machete in his hand was only 20 centimeters long.
He couldn’t even touch [Single for 30 Years], let alone hurt him.
Every time he wanted to rush over, [Single for 30 Years] would change from beating him to stabbing him.
One sudden stab almost broke his ribs.
“Buzz… buzz… buzz…”
The sharp siren of a police car came from outside.
[Single for 30 Years] felt even more confident.
The bandit boss was traumatized by him.
When [Single for 30 Years] stopped attacking, the bandit leader was still swinging his machete, chopping left and right like a madman.
“Crouch down and sweep.”
Chen Yu’s voice came from the phone.
[Single for 30 Years] bent down without hesitation and held the end of the anti-riot steel fork tightly with both hands.
He gritted his teeth and roared.
With a bang, the steel fork swept heavily onto the robber leader’s leg.
Unable to withstand the force, the robber leader fell to the ground on the spot. He was in so much pain that he threw down the machete in his hand and hugged his injured thigh as he wailed.
“Don’t move!”
A large number of police officers rushed into the gold shop. More than a dozen pistols were pointed at the robbers on the ground and at [Single for 30 Years].
“What’s going on?”
“It seems like someone is a good Samaritan…”
“One against three, and the robber still has a weapon in his hand. Could this person have trained before, or is he a retired special forces soldier?”
The police officers who rushed in looked at each other.
The scene in front of him was simply unbearable to look at.
One of the three robbers had a concussion from the brick and fainted on the spot.
The other robber fell to the ground weakly. His body kept twitching as if he had suffered a serious blow.
Another robber hugged his thigh and rolled around.
“Helena, how are you? Are you alright?”
[Single for 30 Years] threw down the anti-riot steel fork.
He didn’t forget to ask if the young lady was frightened.
“I’m fine. How are you?”
Helena stood up, her voice filled with deep concern.
“I’m fine.”
[Single for 30 Years] laughed foolishly.
The viewers on the livestream laughed along.
Although they couldn’t see [Single for 30 Years]’s face, they could tell from his silly laughter that he must be in a good mood..
