Shocking the Whole Internet! You Are Not a Psychologist at All! - Chapter 133
Chapter 133: Chapter 133 You Look At least 20 Years Older
Translator: Dragon Boat Translation Editor: Dragon Boat Translation
“May i invite the next patient?”
As the comments in the chat began to decrease, the third lucky person appeared on the screen.
Noticing his username and appearance, chat was stunned.
The third caller in looked to be in his forties.
He wore a white short-sleeve shirt and black-rimmed glasses.
He had a stern face and a slightly chubby figure.
Even through the screen, chat could feel his imposing aura.
Many viewers who worked in public institutions subconsciously remembered their superiors, as his temperament and dress were too similar.
Even normal viewers could feel it.
The third caller in was definitely not an ordinary person.
Either he was a general manager or some big shot from a certain company.
However, this person’s username made many viewers unable to hold back their laughter.
[Uchiha With A Baby]…
What kind of username was this?
Was this middle-aged officer also a fan of anime?
They wouldn’t have believed it if they hadn’t seen with their own eyes that this person had such a cute side to him.
“Hi, do tell me about your illness.”
Chen Yu glanced at Uchiha’s appearance and almost laughed out loud.
“Hello, Dr. Chen.”
The moment Uchiha spoke, the viewers were shocked again.
His voice sounded too young.
No matter how they thought about it, he sounded like a young man in his twenties.
“Uncle, how old are you?”
One of the viewers couldn’t help but send a paid comment.
“You’ve misunderstood, chat. Although 1 looked old, I’m not an uncle.”
Uchiha seemed to know why this person asked this question and took the initiative to mention his actual age.
“I just graduated from university. I’m only twenty-six this year.”
As soon as he said that, the chat almost exploded.
“Brother, with your looks, I would believe you even if you said you were fifty years old.”
“Appearance is one thing, but how he dresses is also important. This dude has a tight grasp on both aspects.”
“With your looks, you’ve taken at least twenty years fewer detours than others.”
“When a man is over twenty years old… Hahaha.”
“After a man turns twenty, he shouldn’t dress like a child.”
“If he’s not a general manager, it would be a waste.”
“At least he has the face of someone important.”
“When most men gain weight, it’s not a surprise that their age appearance goes up.”
“You have the same demeanor as our deputy director.”
The viewers couldn’t help but laugh.
At the age of 26, he had a mature face age of 46.
In terms of temperament, he looked firm and stern.
If he stood with his hands behind his back and did not say anything, he looked exactly like a manager inspecting someone’s work.
“I work for a real estate company and am not part of the upper management like you all think.”
Uchiha’s face turned red after being teased by chat. He repeatedly explained that he was really not part of upper management.
He had short hair and wore a white short-sleeve shirt with black trousers.
This was his company’s uniform.
The clothes and pants were workwear issued by the company.
“Everyone, stop fooling around.”
Chen Yu interrupted chat’s teasing and looked at Uchiha.
“Tell me about your situation.”
“Sigh.”
Uchiha sighed gloomily.
Seeing this, many viewers started to bet that Uchiha must have come to beg
Chen Yu to help him look younger.
Even though he had a tight grip on his stern temperament, he looked too old for his age.
With such an appearance and bearing, it looked like he was a married man.
How could a young lady dare to date him?
“Dr. Chen, I’ve watched your livestreams many times and know you’re capable of helping me out. Can you help me change my luck?”
Uchiha pleaded and looked at Chen Yu with eager eyes.
The viewers laughed when they heard that Uchiha wanted to change his luck.
As some viewers had guessed, his luck with women wasn’t good.
But they didn’t expect Uchiha’s following words to slap them in the face.
Without waiting for Chen Yu to speak, Uchiha added, “My luck has been too good over the years. It’s so good that I can’t live and work normally.”
“To tell you the truth, Dr. Chen, I saw a psychiatrist three times because of my bad luck.”
“If this continues, I’m really going to be depressed.”
Uchiha’s words stunned chat.
Uchiha didn’t even look like he was kidding as he casually bragged that he had such good luck that others would beg for it.
Yet, he was claiming that this good luck was terrible for him.
He even had to see a psychiatrist just because his luck was too good.
What the hell was this?
“Yes.” Chen Yu nodded and said, “Your luck is indeed a little too good.”
“Dr. Chen, you think so too, right?”
Uchiha looked like he had found a soulmate and said, “This bad luck is making me even refrain from grocery shopping.”
“I would either become a hero or the focus of everyone’s attention,”
“Or I will encounter all kinds of unexpected incidents when going out for a quick meal.”
In order to prove what he said, Uchiha brought a stack of certificates to his computer.
There were even five certificates labeled as models of bravery.
The other certificates were commemoration certificates issued by many different agencies.
“Dr. Chen, you’ve seen it. I’ve really had enough.”
“Once, when I went out to eat, 1 accidentally bumped into a customer. I knocked him unconscious, and then someone shouted that he was a wanted criminal.”
“There was another time when 1 went to the mall to buy something and found something burning next to the fire extinguisher.”
“One day after work, I saw an old man holding a child drop his wallet on the ground.”
“I picked up the wallet and immediately chased after him, and the old man suddenly threw the child at me and ran away.”
“The old man turned out to be a human trafficker and abducted the child.”
Uchiha sighed as he spoke.
He was willing to do good deeds.
However, the situations he encountered always came without warning.
He always picked up valuable items, even if he did nothing while walking on the streets.
He had had enough of such days.
Uchiha’s house was filled with certificates of praise for such acts of bravery and similar behavior.
Other than that, there were also other things that deeply troubled him.
He was so worried that nothing he ate tasted good and that he didn’t get his enjoyment from his usual TV drama.
“What happened to you is indeed very troublesome.”
“Probably since you were eight years old, ail kinds of troubles have been bothering you, right?” Chen Yu asked.
“That’s right, that’s right. It was that year that my bad luck began to follow me.”
The viewers were dumbfounded.
You sure this was bad luck?
This guy had obtained certificates for being a good person and doing good deeds!
There were so many types of certificates that no one had ever seen them before.
He discovered a fire; there was a fire extinguisher next to it.
He picked up the wallet and returned it to the owner, who turned out to be a human trafficker.
If Uchiha wasn’t bragging, this guy was definitely a hotshot!
Following Uchiha’s self-narration, chat was the one who felt that they were about to get depressed..
