She Shocks The Whole World After Retirement Novel - Chapter 810
Chapter 810: How Could Someone As Stupid As Him Have a Wife? (1)
Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations
“Kunlun.”
This name truly shocked Yu Huang.
Yu Huang sat down on the thick tree trunk that had fallen to the ground. She lifted her short shirt and wiped the sweat off her face boldly. Only then did she raise her head and stare into the stupid ape’s eyes that were looking more and more intelligent. She asked in a nervous voice, “Why do you want this name?”
The stupid ape chuckled and said, “I always hear you mention that old bastard Kunlun. What a nice name.”
Yu Huang had tried many methods to leave the sea, but she had never succeeded. When she was feeling frustrated, she had indeed scolded that old bastard Kunlun.
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Upon hearing the stupid ape’s explanation, Yu Huang immediately heaved a sigh of relief.
She was shocked. She thought that the stupid ape was related to the Kunlun Divine Master.
After a nod, Yu Huang said, “Then let’s call you this.”
The stupid ape said again, “Then I’ll be called old bastard Kunlun.”
Yu Huang looked at the stupid ape and hesitated before saying in a low voice, “Old bastard Kunlun sounds bad. Kunlun sounds better.”
The stupid ape nodded and said innocently, “Then are you called Yu Huang or old bastard Yu Huang?” The stupid ape thought that everyone’s name had the phrase old bastard.
Yu Huang was stunned. Then, she revealed a dumbfounded expression at the stupid ape. She blinked again and said, “No, my name is Yu Huang Beauty.”
This was the first time the stupid ape had heard the word beauty, so it tried its best to remember it. It called out to Yu Huang seriously, “Yu Huang Beauty.”
“Let’s go back and build a ship!”
“Okay!”
Yu Huang walked in front with two knives while the stupid ape followed behind with a thick wooden stick on its shoulder. The stupid ape scratched its butt with one hand, but Yu Huang caught its disgusting action and hurriedly scolded, “You’re not allowed to scratch your butt! Civilized creatures can’t scratch their butts in public…”
The stupid ape nodded solemnly to show that it remembered. It even said seriously, “I have to hide when I scratch my butt.”
Yu Huang was speechless.
After returning to the shore, the two of them worked together to create a huge raft. Kunlun threw the raft into the sea and pushed it to the shallow sea before climbing up itself. It stood on the raft and jumped. After confirming that the raft could withstand its weight, it waved at Yu Huang and said, “It’s done. Get on the boat.”
Yu Huang turned around and looked at the wooden house behind her.
The wooden house had been exposed to the wind and rain for seven months. Although it looked like it was about to collapse, Yu Huang suddenly asked Kunlun, “Where will you live after I leave?”
Kunlun already knew that Yu Huang was going to leave this continent by boat.
It squatted in the middle of the raft and glanced at Yu Huang. Then, it pointed at the small wooden hut and said, “Can I stay in your house?”
“Sure.” Yu Huang continued, “Let’s leave tonight. I’ll help you repair this house first.”
Kunlun didn’t understand what repair meant.
Yu Huang explained again, “It just means rebuilding.”
This time, Kunlun understood.
It fixed the raft and repaired the wooden house with Yu Huang. When the moon rose, it sat on the raft with Yu Huang and waved the paddle as they headed towards the deep sea. When they were about to reach the energy barrier area, Yu Huang was still a little nervous.
She was worried that she would be unable to pass through again.
It was only when the raft passed through the invisible barrier that Yu Huang heaved a sigh of relief. She sat cross-legged on the raft with a bottle of Green Plum Wine in her right hand. As she drank, she listened to the stupid ape sing.
The stupid ape was humming a song that Yu Huang had never heard before. The tune was very unfamiliar, but the tune was sometimes invigorated and sometimes sad. It sounded somewhat similar to the sacrificial song of the Holy Spirit Continent. Yu Huang looked at the stupid ape in surprise. She didn’t understand why this stupid ape could sing.
She had never taught the stupid ape how to sing.
“What song is this?” Yu Huang put down the Green Plum Wine and asked curiously.
Kunlun was stumped by Yu Huang’s question.
“Song?” Kunlun still didn’t know what a song was.
Yu Huang continued, “What was the song you hummed just now?”
This time, the stupid ape understood. It scratched its head and said in confusion, “I don’t know either. When I went out to sea with you and saw the moon in the sky, I suddenly wanted to sing.”
Yu Huang was instantly interested. “You made it up?”
The stupid ape chuckled and said, “I suddenly wanted to sing this.”
“It’s very nice.” Yu Huang rarely heard a song that moved her so much. She said, “Can you teach me?”
“Sure!”
The stupid ape hummed again.
