Run Away from My Honey a Thousand Times - Chapter 505
Chapter 505 Drop the Male God and Carry Him Home (8)
“Ye Qianxun, what happened to that claw mark on your face?”
“By the way, you rushed out yesterday to chase after that Asian-European beauty. How’s the situation?” Ye Youran laughed gossipily, “Did you manage to escape last night?”
“Hahaha” Leng Xiao pounded the back of the sofa, his laughter especially rampant.
“Ye Qianxun, don’t tell me you haven’t even seen a love action movie. Yesterday, you weren’t down there, right? Hahaha …”
Leng Xiao couldn’t stop laughing. When he thought of Ye Qianxun being suppressed by a woman, he couldn’t help but want to laugh …
“A man’s nature should be something he doesn’t have to learn.” Ye Yinuo replied seriously.
Leng Xiao and Ye Youran exchanged glances and both laughed even louder. “If Ye Qianxun doesn’t know that, then you’re not a man anymore, hahaha …”
Ye Yinuo listened to them chatting about Ye Qianxun’s personal affairs and couldn’t help but be curious, because Ye Qianxun was at least her former boss.
Moreover, Ye Yinuo had been living in the Dragon Gate since childhood. As far as she knew, this freak Ye Qianxun never treated women like women. He did not understand the thing of tenderness and cherishing jade, and all of them went to hell.
Ye Yinuo really couldn’t imagine Ye Qianxun getting married and getting married. She guessed that he would probably marry back to Yes, so she didn’t even bother to look at him. After all, he was such an arrogant man.
Ye Qianxun’s legs crossed elegantly as he leaned against the sofa and glanced at them. He pursed his lips, as if Qiao Qian’s aura was still there.
He seemed to be in a good mood and didn’t bother with them. He turned around and looked in the direction of the kitchen with interest.
Ling Yue was busy cooking in the kitchen. Among them, only what Ling Yue cooked could be eaten. The rest were all kitchen trash.
“What is this?”
Ye Qianxun stood up and walked towards Ling Yue. Seeing that he was very skilled at cutting vegetables and killing fish, he couldn’t help but be curious. That slender and white finger pointed at the ingredients on the small plate and asked.
Ling Yue expressionlessly turned his head to glance at Ye Qianxun and spat out a word, “Garlic.”
“Then what is this?”
“Egg white.”
Ye Qianxun approached a plate of pitch-black ingredients and said, “Ling Yue, what kind of sauce did the beef marinate?”
Ling Yue looked at him suspiciously, “…”
He felt that Ye Qianxun was having a bad day. He had heard that the Ye Clan had invited over a thousand servants in their ancient mansion. Ye Qianxun’s luxury was at its peak, and his wife, Ye Youran, had also been taught a lesson by him.
“It’s just cooking. It’s actually quite simple.” Ye Qianxun looked at the dishes being cooked in the pot with disdain.
With that, Ye Qianxun grabbed a bowl of water and poured it into the hot pot. “I like to eat something soft …”
However, before Ye Qianxun could finish his words, a loud noise came from the pot and white smoke came out.
Ye Qianxun was slightly stunned when he saw the scene before him.
“Get out of here!”
Ling Yue was furious. He raised his right foot and directly kicked the young master of the Night Clan out.
“Ye Qianxun, is your brain twitching?”
Ye Youran watched as Ye Qianxun was kicked out of the kitchen by Ling Yue. He felt that he was a little strange. When had this person become so interested in the kitchen?
“Ye Qianxun, you don’t want to be like Ling Yue, do you?” Leng Xiao sized him up and then shook his head, “You probably won’t be able to make it in this lifetime. You still have to work hard in the next life.”
Ye Qianxun’s expression was a little smelly. “Who said I wanted to learn this, Yes, piles and piles of servants?”
However, after he finished speaking, he sneakily glanced at the kitchen as if he was a little unwilling.
Qiao Xi’s words echoed in her mind for some reason. She said that all men who could not do housework were incompetent.
After lunch, Ye Qianxun volunteered to rush into Ling Yue’s kitchen and said that he wanted to do the dishes. Ling Yue and the others all thought that he had been possessed by a ghost.
“Has he been stimulated by something?” Leng Xiao looked at the man smiling foolishly while washing dishes in the kitchen with concern.
Ye Youran grabbed her phone seriously and recorded Ye Qianxun’s graceful movements while washing the dishes. “Elder Fu will definitely cry when he sees this …” She chuckled.
Ling Yue was too lazy to pay attention to Ye Qianxun’s whipping. He held Ye Youran in his arms and leaned against the sofa with his back. Yu Guang glanced at the kitchen …
“Ye Qianxun, pack up all the rubbish and throw it away! Especially the twelve tableware that you broke just now!”
Ye Qianxun stuck to his dead face and reluctantly cleaned it up. His original plan did not include throwing garbage, but forget it, this was also one of the housework. He should practice it properly.
Ye Qianxun realized that washing the dishes wasn’t very difficult. After falling down twelve dishes, he had already learned a lot about washing the dishes. He believed that Qiao Qian would definitely not be angry again next time. She might even praise him.
Ye Qianxun was in a good mood to throw away the garbage. He didn’t realize that he had already started to fall.
“Do you feel that Ye Qianxun’s expression is like an oestrus?” Ye Yinuo carefully observed for a while and asked in a serious voice.
Ye Youran sent the video to Elder Fu, raised his head and looked at Ling Yuetuo. He shook his head and denied, “It’s not like a man’s oestrus isn’t like this.”
Leng Xiao sneered, “Oestrus? Isn’t it unimaginable that this old virgin, Ye Qianxun, is in estrus? Hahaha …”
“What are you talking about!” Ye Qianxun threw away the garbage and quickly walked in. His purple pupils narrowed slightly as he glared at Leng Xiao and said in a demonic voice, “Leng Xiao, you fell asleep when you saw a woman. You’re dirty to death!”
Leng Xiao immediately turned to his wife nervously and begged for forgiveness, “Abao, I definitely don’t have any now! I just didn’t understand before, I …”
Ye Qianxun was so obsessed with cleanliness that he threw away trash and ran into the living room to take a shower.
“Ah, I guess he won’t be able to have a normal child for the rest of his life. He’s probably going to be escorted by Elder Fu and the others to be used as a test tube …”
“I wonder if someone like him is sexually impulsive … how could he not feel the test tube?”
Ling Yue listened to them chatting about Ye Qianxun. He thought for a moment and coldly added, “There shouldn’t be any problem. When he was in Area F, I saw that he was functioning normally in the morning.”
Ye Youran also added, “Although Ye Qianxun is white and clean, his muscles are quite strong.”
“Have you seen it?” Leng Xiao asked curiously.
Just as Ye Youran was about to speak, Ling Yue’s entire body was filled with a gloomy aura. Ye Youran shrunk his neck and said, “I guessed.”
Just as Ye Qianxun was about to take a shower, a group of unscrupulous friends in the living room carefully analyzed his body’s structure, seriously suspecting that he was born with a disability somewhere.
“Little sister, why did you marry Ling Yue?” As soon as Ye Qianxun came out, his expression became somewhat solemn and troubled.
Hearing this, Ling Yue immediately became vigilant. He pinched Ye Youran’s waist with his right hand and warned in a low voice, “Don’t think about escaping.”
Ye Youran’s expression was gloomy. “Back then, I was young and ignorant. I married a wood and got entangled.”
Ye Qianxun listened and turned to look suspiciously at Ye Yinuo. Ye Yinuo was a talent carefully nurtured by his Yes, but in the end, he was actually spoken of by this idiot Leng Xiao!
Ye Qianxun was even more confused. Even someone like Leng Xiao could coax a woman into following him home obediently. Why did Qiao Qian reject me so much?
I’m obviously so rich, and I’m pretty good-looking …
Ye Youran raised his eyebrows and sized up Ye Qianxun. Then, he smiled sinisterly and said slowly.
‘”Let’s go to Chengs tonight. Old man Cheng will be eighty years old today. Ye Qianxun, do you want to go? Cheng Pingting will also be there … I heard that she is in charge of the main course. That’s definitely not bad.”
Originally, Night Youran didn’t want to go, but she thought for a moment. The few of them were already married, and Elder Fu was too difficult. He had been worried to death all day, worried about Yes’s death.
Ye Qianxun should like Cheng Pingting, because Cheng Pingting’s culinary skills were extraordinary, and Ye Qianxun was just a foodie.
Leng Xiao and the others also agreed that it was impossible for an alien like Ye Qianxun to understand the human emotional world, so being able to give birth to a child to feed his stomach was the best fit for him.
“Little sister, don’t you hate Cheng Pingting very much?” Ye Qianxun sat down to sip his tea and looked at her strangely.
“It’s all over, and since Ling Yue used her, there’s something wrong with us.”
Ye Youran was a stupid person. She would not hold a grudge. Basically, she would immediately take revenge if she had a grudge.
Ye Yinuo still rejected Cheng Pingting. She said in a deep voice, “As long as she doesn’t daydream, we won’t attack her.”
Cheng Pingting’s previous enthusiasm for Ling Yue made Ye Yinuo extremely disgusted.
“Ling Yue, it’s all you!” Ye Youran suddenly turned around and glared at Ling Yue hatefully, “It was all your fault! Why did you provoke Cheng Pingting when you had nothing to do?”
“I didn’t provoke her …”
Ling Yue’s face was cold. He didn’t quite understand why other wives would vent their anger on a third party and his wife would directly bombard him.
“Stinking man!” Ye Youran was a little angry and crawled to Ye Yinuo’s side, not willing to sit in Ling Yue’s arms.
Ling Yue’s expression darkened. Why did he talk about Ye Qianxun bringing trouble to me for no reason? !
“Tonight, we will all go to Chengs!” Ye Youran glared at Ling Yue angrily, “Ling Yue, if you don’t go, it will be your guilt!”
Ye Youran glared at Ling Yue disdainfully. Then, she pulled Ye Yinuo to the small garden outside the villa and tossed the potted plants around.
Ling Yue’s aura was icy cold. He turned to look at Ye Qianxun, “Hurry up and marry Cheng Pingting back to Yes. Pack up and take her away. Don’t let her stay in City A!”
Ye Qianxun frowned and asked curiously, “What does it have to do with me?”
“Ye Qianxun, since you don’t understand love, you are a veteran foodie and marry a beautiful Chef God.” Leng Xiao shook his head and sighed.
…
Chengs mansion.
The Cheng Clan’s old man celebrated his eightieth birthday today with a banquet for many famous businessmen and media figures.
Tonight, Qiao Qian and the boss of the newspaper, Blackwood Hall, came over to eat. She was busy in the banquet hall, running up and down to fill up her plates.
OH! Lobster Monarch, long time no see, I miss you so much.
… The whole one was pulled into his own plate.
In an instant, Qiao Qian quickly raised her head and narrowed her eyes vigilantly to look at the chairperson. Her eyes were ice-cold as she stared at everyone walking in the lobby.
“It’s them? Why would the CIA be at the Cheng Family banquet …”
Qiao Qian frowned and thought deeply. Suddenly, she thought of another man, the man who had been betrayed by her and sent to the most secluded prison.
“He escaped from prison. He came looking for me” Qiao Qian’s eyes flashed with a gloomy light. She loved him very much.
Suddenly, a familiar voice rang out. A tall and honest middle-aged man, the boss of Daewoo Newspaper, Black Wood Hall, quickly walked behind her and grabbed the man who was only concerned about losing his face.
“Qiao Qian, come and meet Mr. Cheng.”
“Boss, I’m hungry!” Qiao Qian, who was dragged away, immediately resisted.
“Hello, Mr. Cheng. This is the reporter Qiao Qian I told you about. Although she is not a long-time professional, her performance and filming skills are first-rate.”
Black Wood Hall smiled as he introduced the person with a smelly face beside him.
Cheng Jingting looked at Qiao Qian in astonishment. He recognized the hybrid before him. She was the woman who kidnapped his mother the other day and forced him to hand over the formula of the drug.
Qiao Qian took a step forward and blinked her eyes as she looked at the man in front of her seriously.
Cheng Jingting was somewhat embarrassed by her burning gaze, especially her pair of clear sapphire pupils. They were pure and flawless. They were truly beautiful.
“So it’s you. I haven’t seen a handsome guy in a year.” Qiao Qian smiled at him.
Qiao Qian was a little curious about how Cheng Jingting had murdered Ye Youran, but Ling Yue had actually left him alive. She was a little curious about the inside story …
However, before Qiao Qian could gossip about it, her entire body trembled unconsciously. She felt like she was going to be unlucky. She stiffened her body and silently turned around.
“Ah! Why him again!”
Qiao Qian lowered her body and hurriedly hid behind her boss. She saw Ye Qianxun as if he had seen a god of plague.
