Rumor Has It That I’m Pregnant with His Highness’ Child - Chapter 93
93 Don’t Go Too Far!
Niu Da and Niu Er thought they had heard wrongly and could not help but ask.
“Sell what?”
Yu Niaoniao looked at him disdainfully. “Why are your ears broken at such a young age?”
!!
She walked to the door and pointed to the pleasure boat by the river.
“Do you see that? If you go there to sell your bodies, you can at least earn dozens of taels with your tall and strong looks. If it’s not enough, you can sell it a few more times. Anyway, you’re young. Your kidneys should be quite durable.”
Niu Da and Niu Er immediately flushed with anger.
They had indeed been to the pleasure boat in the past, but they had all gone to look for women to have fun with. They had never thought of selling themselves.
The woman in front of them actually compared them to those prostitutes. To them, it was simply a great humiliation!
The brothers cracked their knuckles, wanting to punch someone.
Sensing that something was wrong, Yu Niaoniao immediately took two steps back and asked warily.
“What do you guys want?”
Niu Da gritted his teeth and asked, “You promised us just now that you would follow us as long as you ate the sugar figurine.”
Niu Er continued, “You’ve already eaten the sugar figurine. Shouldn’t you come with us now?”
Yu Niaoniao’s eyes widened as she looked at them in surprise.
“I was just joking with you guys. You’re not serious, are you? You don’t really think you can trick a little girl into leaving with you, do you? No way, no way.”
She looked at them as if they were two rare fools.
If the two of them still did not know that they had been tricked, they would really be fools..
Niu Da threatened with a twisted face.
“Don’t go too far!”
Yu Niaoniao put her hands on her hips and retorted reasonably.
“How am I going overboard? I just want to buy a few pieces of jewelry. Isn’t it normal for a young lady my age to like dressing up? If you think I’m going overboard, then I advise you to stay single for the rest of your lives. Stop harming girls!”
She didn’t forget to purse her lips in disdain.
“You don’t have money, but you still want to seduce girls. How shameless.”
Niu Da and Niu Er were furious.
Ahhhhh!
Who was the shameless one?
She was the one who was vain and materialistic!
What right did she have to say that about them?!
Yu Niaoniao plucked the golden hairpin from her head and placed it back on the tray. She spoke with a bored expression.
“How boring. I’m going home.”
How could Niu Da and Niu Er let her go? They rushed forward to stop her.
“Stop right there!”
Yu Niaoniao nimbly dodged the other party’s groping hand and pretended to be terrified.
“Heavens! What are you doing? At the foot of the Son of Heaven, do you want to rob a good woman?”
Niu Da and Niu Er were afraid that her shouting would attract the soldiers, so he hurriedly retracted his hand and explained to her angrily.
“Don’t misunderstand. We just want to be friends with you.”
Yu Niaoniao looked disgusted. “I don’t make friends with poor people.”
Niu Daniu was speechless.
Their blood pressure shot up again.
Niu Da gritted his teeth and tried to straighten her twisted worldview.
“Do you think rich people are happy? No, you’re wrong!”
Yu Niaoniao agreed. “Yes, you can’t imagine the joy of being rich.”
Niu Da was speechless.
Niu Er couldn’t stand it anymore. “Is money all you care about?”
Yu Niaoniao asked matter-of-factly, “What else? Why good would a poor man do? To cause trouble for himself?”
Niu Da forced a smile. “We can bring you joy.”
Yu Niaoniao pointed to the jewelry on the tray.
“Only they can bring me joy.”
