Red Envelope Group of the Three Realms Novel - Chapter 58
Chapter 58: Unlimited Gay Love!
Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
“Bro Bei! Bro Bei! We have a problem!” Xiangyu ran back hurriedly. （Boing-boing-boing）
Even with her combat power suppressed at 2000, she still was far more capable than any other living being outside the Qianghu world. She slid through the police station without anyone noticing.
“You… Oh… Hahaha…” Chen was sitting dejectedly in the cell, but when he saw Xiangyu, he started bursting into laughter.
The magnificent King Xiang Yu was in the body of a woman. What’s more, he was a sweet-voiced not-so-flat-loli-pretty young lady!
As she ran, her amorous breasts swayed like roaring waves, violently bobbing up and down. They were magnificent!
She was THE powerful legendary hero Xiangyu!
The irony was too much, he couldn’t stop laughing.
“F*ck you! How dare you laugh?! I’m in a woman’s body because of you!” Xiang Yu was furious.
But her voice was so sweet and tender, and her small lovely face was so delicate. Even though she was mad, it was strangely attractive.
“Alright, I won’t laugh… Ohh… No, I can’t stop! Just let me laugh for a little while more…” Chen hugged his stomach, laughing unsympathetically. He was so worked up that he nearly rolled on the floor.
“Oh, laugh all you want! I don’t care anymore!”
Xiangyu pouted, turned his head and started walking away.
“Nonono! King Xiangyu, it was wrong of me… Come back, tell me what’s wrong?” Chen quickly pulled himself together and called out to Xiangyu.
This is not the time to kid around.
Xiangyu was loyal, he wasn’t really going to walk away. He turned around and told Chen everything.
“Who would’ve thought that Wen Tiandou had thought everything over? Even the director is in his pocket.”
Chen gazed the space in front of him calmly, and laughed softly to himself, “What a pity, you, Wen Tiandou, can buy the hearts of people, but I, Chen, can control them!”
“Xiangyu, could you please bring the Director over here?” Chen asked.
“Of course, that’s a piece of cake.” Xiangyu thumped her chest proudly. That was when she quickly felt something very different!
The thing that his hand had struck was full and round, soft and bouncy.
Ahem…
She was so taken aback, and her lovely face turned into a deep shade of red. She was afraid that Chen would see it, so she quickly turned around and ran off.
In no time at all, she returned, carrying an unconscious Liu Quanfu.
“Take this. Use half of it to rinse his face and the other half for him to drink.” Chen took out a small bottle of Potion of a Hundred Herbs from his cellphone.
“Okay.” Xiangyu did as she was instructed.
When the potion was poured onto Liu Quanfu’s face, the swelling from the punch disappeared immediately.
Meanwhile, Chen had already taken out a piece of Heavenly Dog Food from his Treasure Chest.
He gave it to Xiangyu to crumble into small pieces, and put them into Liu Quanfu’s mouth, afterward pouring the leftover Potion of a Hundred Herbs down his throat.
“Boss Chen, isn’t it such a waste to use Heavenly Dog Food on this useless piece of shit?” Xiangyu had spent some time in Three Kingdoms Red Envelope. She was pretty familiar with the items related to it.
“No, it has not gone to waste.” Chen shook his head and said, “This guy – Liu Quanfu – is the director of the Green Vine police force. His sits at a high position and has an arm that stretches far and wide. If he sides with Wen Tiandou, we will have lots of problems in the future. Conversely, it would be good for us if he is our loyal dog.”
“Oh, so that’s why…” Xiangyu nodded her head in understanding, her lovely face looking innocently cute.
“Oh…”
Very quickly, Liu Quanfu came around. But he seemed to lost his soul. His pupils were dilated. His dead fish-eye stare was robotic.
“You… Are you my master?” asked Liu Quanfu, stared blankly at Chen.
“Yes! I am your master! From now on, you must obey my orders!” Chen nodded his head.
In a split second, Liu Quanfu’s pupils recovered, and life returned to his eyes.
Just then, he looked at Chen, his eyes filled with sincere devotion, as if he was looking at his God.
“Now, take Xiangyu along – and help me clear my name!” Chen instructed.
“Yes, master.” Liu Quanfu said dutifully.
“Next time, just call me Boss Chen.” Said Chen.
“Yes, Boss Chen.”
Liu Quanfu nodded his head, and left with Xiangyu.
About half an hour later.
Liu Quanfu had explained to Xiangyu about all the rules and regulations to prove that Chen was innocent, and release him on the spot.
Wen Tiandou’s ploy had been completely smashed to pieces by Chen. In his heart, Chen had already made up his mind on getting his revenge!
Not long after that.
Chen brought Xiangyu to a high-class restaurant.
Xiangyu was now a great beautiful goddess. Wherever she went, she was the center of the attention. The number of people giving her double takes was off-the-charts.
It made her uncomfortable.
At the moment, the gazes of all the male patrons around them were filled with admiration and jealousy.
This also caused Chen to feel very uncomfortable.
Even though he had a beautiful goddess by his side, the body contained the spirit of a man!
To other people, Chen and Xiangyu were unquestionably lovers.
Chen felt like they were a sense of gayness growing between them.
When he recalled kissing Wenyuan, Chen suddenly imagined he was kissing an old dude, and goosebumps shot up all over his body.
His mind was filled with three words —— unlimited gay love!
Fortunately, Chen was very certain that he’s straight. He was very very straight. Xiangyu was also a straight man!
Still, he couldn’t do anything about this uncomfortable, nagging feeling.
When they had entered their box, far away from crowd’s gaze, Chen and Xiangyu sighed in relief.
“Sorry, please excuse me. Who will be placing the orders?” Just then, a waitress walked in and asked softly.
“Let her order.”
Chen pointed at Xiangyu, and said, “Pick whatever you want.”
“Oh.” Xiangyu accepted the menu, simply flipped through it and said loudly, “Everything looks delicious.”
Chen didn’t even think, and immediately activated his filthy rich aura, and said to the waitress,
“One of everything that you have on the menu.”
When he said that, the waitress was dumbfounded.
In all her years of waitressing, never had she met such a generous customer.
Her eyes sparkled, “Wow! This gentleman really dotes on your girlfriend! How enviable!”
“I am not his girlfriend!” Xiangyu was outraged. Her entire face reddened.
“Not now, but maybe in the future,” the waitress said weakly. She took the menu and ran off, leaving Chen and Xingyu stunned.
At that moment, everything was just so gay!
Luckily, the food started arriving. Xiangyu then charged at the food. The awkwardness finally dissipated.
After a while, Liu Quanfu, who had just got off work, came rushing frantically.
The truth was, Chen had purposely chose to wait for him here.
“Boss Chen! I’m sorry to make you wait!” Liu Quanfu said respectfully.
“Okay, take a seat.”
Chen put down his bowl and chopsticks, and said with a somber look, “Tell me everything you know.”
