Rebirth of the Villainous Female Boss - Chapter 289

Chapter 289: Chapter 267: Massacre Begins

Translator: 549690339 I

Xiao Qian successfully brainwashed Da Gen’er, who had male problems.

Just as daybreak was beginning, Da Gen’er came to Xiao Qian’s doorstep, requesting her to join him in seeking Shi Touyu’s fortune-telling.

Even the only two chickens in the yard were taken along, leaving Auntie Apo tearful but believing in them.

Xiao Qian’s enigma and her repeated prophecies came true, and Auntie Apo really saw the red sign yesterday and dreamed of being chased by Master Huang at night.

Moreover, Xiao Qian infected Auntie Apo and her family’s fool with a cold as well.

The super flu virus brought from the city was too much for the people in the mountain village to handle.

Auntie Apo woke up feeling a headache all over, and her idiot son Du Gen’er was crying and fussing about how his head had been split open by an evil ghost with a knife.

Thus, Auntie Apo treated Xiao Qian with a bit more reverence in her heart.

Xiao Qian followed Da Gen’er to Da Paozi’s house, where Shi Touyu was purchased. As soon as they entered the courtyard, they saw Shi Touyu, covered with chicken feathers, pacing back and forth, while Da Paozi knelt on the ground, slapping himself in the face.

“I’m sorry, Grandma Huang, I won’t dare do it again, I’m wrong!”

Apologizing while beating himself, Shi Touyu circled around him, making cooing sounds, looking just like a possessed madwoman.

Seeing Shi Touyu covered in chicken feathers and dirty, Xiao Qian feared she might suffer. While Da Gen’er was chatting with Da Paozi, Xiao Qian quietly asked in English.

“What happened to you like this?”

“He came over in the middle of the night, and I don’t know what he wanted to do, so I grabbed a live chicken from the coop and bit into it, getting my mouth full of feathers, and he got scared.”

“…How come you were in the chicken coop?”

“Afraid he might have bad intentions, I scared him anyway. What about you?” Shi Yu’s English wasn’t good, so she spoke in a mixture of English and Chinese.

Xiao Qian made an ok gesture, very good; neither member of the pretending-to-be-ghosts duo had suffered any losses.

As Shi Yu predicted, Da Paozi felt uneasy at the thought of having a watery-eyed beautiful woman in his house, and he lay on a bed that felt like it was on fire. In the middle of the night, he went out to take a look.

When a man is on that fire, he doesn’t fear anything that he used to hold in awe, and he just wants to take advantage first.

Shi Yu couldn’t sleep outside and heard him moving the stones in the chicken coop. In a hurry, she grabbed a live chicken and bit a mouthful of feathers. The chicken’s screams were dreadful, and under the moonlight, a woman with chicken feathers in her mouth and fierce eyes looked just like a weasel stealing chickens.

Da Paozi was so scared that he nearly choked on his own saliva and crawled back into the house. When people get frightened, they can easily get heart disease, fearing Master Huang might come to settle accounts, and he got sick as soon as he woke up. Xiao Qian’s flu probably affected him too, and many villagers who came to watch the excitement also got infected.

But he only thought that it was a manifestation of Master Huang’s power, so he went to Shen Yu to confess his bad intentions last night. Shi Yu took the opportunity to make him hit himself until his mouth bled.

Xiao Qian came over just in time, and the two girls exchanged victorious glances, especially Xiao Qian, who was a very accomplished carrier of the flu virus from the city to the mountain village.

It can be foreseen that the flu virus will spread in this isolated mountain village, and it won’t be easy to get better. There may not be any good medicine here, so Shi Yu’s actions will make people think of it as some kind of evil illness.

The two exchanged a few words, and when Da Gen’er came over, they stopped talking.

“What did Grandma Huang say?” Da Gen’er had never left the mountains, and there was no television to contact the outside world in the mountains, so he didn’t understand what Xiao Qian and Shi Yu had said.

“Grandma Huang said she already knew you came here to seek a child.”

Da Gen’er admired her even more and respectfully said, “Please give us guidance, Grandma Huang!”Shi Yu wasn’t talking about that with Xiao Qian, but she had established tacit understanding with Xiao Qian and immediately went along with her.

“Did you bring the offerings and incense?”

Dagen’er immediately pointed to the two chickens thrown in the yard, Shi Yu asked Da Paozi, who was still sincerely fanning himself, “Stop for a moment, how do you feel?”

“Aunt, I feel a little dizzy…”

Of course, he was dizzy, after being hit so many times.

“It’s right to feel dizzy, it’s detoxifying. Stop for a while, go and cook these two chickens for me, the fairy energy won’t be enough without a full meal!”

“So, Grandma Huang, what should I do?” Dagen’er asked.

Shi Yu immediately complained to Xiao Qian in English about how to deal with Dagen’er, still an idiot, the two were impressed by the fact that the language of the immortals was different from here.

“Grandma Huang said, you should kneel in the direction of the Northeast, light the incense, and recall the obstacles you’ve created over the years. This is called eliminating obstacles. Once an incense stick is burned, kowtow once, and after burning 7 incense sticks, you can enter the room to find Grandma Huang for a solution.”

“Kneel for seven sticks of incense… And Kowtow?” Dagen’er was a little stunned.

How long would this take? His legs would be numb!

Xiao Qian looked at Shi Yu, and Shi Yu immediately muttered a series of tongue twisters, waiting for Xiao Qian to “interpret” after she finished speaking.

“Grandma Huang said you don’t have to do this, but if you don’t completely eliminate the obstacles, you won’t be able to have a son.”

Xiao Qian and Shi Yu cooperated very well; without Xiao Qian’s careful thoughts, Shi Yu could not fool anyone, so she just mumbled some gibberish, and then let Xiao Qian, the “good wealth girl” of the immortals, translate it, which could not only fool people but also avoid situations like last night where their cover was nearly blown.

Boss Qian did a good job, just a smooth talker and she could easily trap people.

Da Paozi picked up the chicken and wanted to go inside, but Xiao Qian stopped him immediately.

“Grandma Huang can’t get used to stewed chicken, you have to roast it with the purest firewood in the southwest corner of the yard.”

Shi Yu nodded, and Xiao Qian took her inside.

Da Paozi started a fire, Dagen’er knelt down, the northeast happened to face the southwest, and the wind blew the smoke, choking Dagen’er with tears streaming down his face, Xiao Qian and Shi Yu were watching through the window and felt a rush of satisfaction.

He deserved it!

“Boss Qian, did you get them out of the way to discuss something with me?”

Xiao Qian nodded.

Good, since coming to this place, Shi Yu’s intelligence had rapidly increased, perhaps she wasn’t stupid before, but the environment made her too kind and didn’t allow her to consider reality. In this kind of place, her potential was fully squeezed out.

“Our little tricks can only fool them for a while, but it’s definitely dangerous in the long run. We both managed to get out unscathed last night, but as time goes on, they might lose control one day.”

Two beautiful women and bachelors under the same roof are no different than cats guarding fish. If they have a drink or something and their self-control weakens, accidents will happen.

“I was in a daze last night, I felt like my brother was coming to rescue me, it was probably just a dream.” Shi Yu wished her brother would appear immediately.

“Instead of sitting around waiting to die, we should take the initiative and find a way to escape.” Xiao Qian said seriously..