Princess Agent: The Sweet Country Girl's Way to Glory - Chapter 346

Chapter 346 Make a Fool of Oneself
“Chengfeng, are you going to court tomorrow?” Su Wanwan asked.

“I’m going. What’s wrong?” Qi Chengfeng’s eyes were filled with doubt. Seeing that the light in Su Wanwan’s eyes seemed to know something, her eyes became somewhat spoiled. “You, you just like to make nonsense.”

“What nonsense am I doing? I’m smart.” As she spoke, Su Wanwan blinked her eyes at him, and then released a bird to fly out with a few straws of grass in her hand.

At night, for some reason, Shi Chengshun felt very comfortable and slept soundly.

When he woke up the next morning, he saw a magpie standing on a few cold plums planted in his room. Seeing the smile on his face, he said, “This is a good sign. This general will definitely succeed.”

As he spoke, Shi Chengshun put on his clothes with the help of his servants and went to the court. Qi Sheng sat on the dragon chair and suddenly heard a loud “pu” sound. The Great Dynasty paused for a moment, then continued to report. Suddenly, he smelled a fart and his stomach surged. “Why is there a foul smell in this hall?” “Which lord is so disrespectful to the Emperor? What the hell did you eat last night?”

“…”

Shi Chengshun’s face was as black as carbon under his mask. He didn’t know why he suddenly farted! Moreover, what he ate yesterday was a small dish of porridge, why would he fart? It shouldn’t be!

With this thought in their hearts, they heard another “pu” sound. When they heard the sound, they looked over and saw everyone raising their heads, their faces calm, as if they were not farting.

Who the hell is bullshitting! Sitting high, Qi Sheng also smelled the stench and said, “Who is it? It’s so stinky. Quickly go to the door and stand by yourself.”

Everyone looked at each other and shook their heads. Only Shi Chengshun stood there motionlessly. Everyone didn’t dare to provoke him. They also guessed that it wasn’t him and began to discuss.

However, there was another “pu” sound. Qi Chengfeng, who was standing, exaggerated, “General Nian, don’t you think it smells bad? Why does this palace smell from you? Quickly go stand somewhere else, don’t faint from the fumes.”

After saying this, the officials standing before and after Shi Chengshun were unhappy. They all shook their heads, “We didn’t let off any stench! Third Prince, how can you say that!”

As they spoke, the two of them immediately moved a little further away and went to stand in another group. The others also left, leaving only Shi Chengshun at that place.

Everyone had left, if they farted again, wouldn’t they let others know? Shi Chengshun pondered in his heart. Suddenly, he noticed that something was about to slip out of his stomach and immediately clamp his buttocks. Unexpectedly, he was unable to resist it. He heard a “pu” sound again, and the stench pervaded the surroundings.

“So it’s General Nian!” Everyone was shocked.

Shi Chengshun’s face turned red under his mask. He glared fiercely at Qi Chengfeng and cupped his hands. “Your Majesty, I went to the outer deacon a few days ago. The journey is long and the food I ate is a bit dirty. My stomach is bad now. I hope Your Majesty will allow me to return to my mansion and rest for a few days.”

“Yes.” Qi Sheng nodded. He didn’t want to go to court and said, “Everyone, let’s disperse.”

“Yes.” Everyone cupped their hands in salute.

Shi Chengshun looked at Qi Chengfeng thoughtfully. He could not figure out why this situation had occurred to his body.

Qi Chengfeng walked out and saw Shi Chengshun looking at him. He said, “General Nian, it’s time for you to go see a doctor. There’s too much dirt in your stomach, and there’s also too much stinking fart. Not only is it loud, it’s also very stinking.”

Qi Chengfeng was mocking him! Shi Chengshun bowed respectfully and said, “The Third Prince is right.”

Shi Chengshun bowed and watched Qi Chengfeng leave, his expression becoming even more sinister.

Before noon, the news of Shi Chengshun had spread throughout the capital. Many people laughed, and many doctors came to treat Shi Chengshun because of their heartache. All of them were driven away by Shi Chengshun.

Returning to his room, Shi Chengshun felt a burst of turmoil, but he didn’t discover anything! Unexpectedly, the bird that Su Wanwan had sent over yesterday had cleverly placed the branch into the incense stick in the room to burn. Otherwise, Shi Chengshun would not have inhaled it so quickly to reveal its medicinal effects.

Shi Chengshun didn’t find anything, so he could only let it go, suspecting that he had put something on his body yesterday, so he inhaled some of it.

He wanted to go out and look for Zhu Yue, but he realized that his butt was not under his control, so Shi Chengshun could only stay in the house and not go anywhere.

Qi Chengfeng and Su Wanwan were delighted. The two of them went to the capital in broad daylight and went to their restaurant to eat some food. Su Wanwan was surprised to see that the Fortune Gathering House had actually put up a taxi sign. Su Wanwan smiled and didn’t look at it anymore. On the other hand, Qi Delong, who was in the Ju Fu Lou’s room, was so angry that he gritted his teeth when he saw the two of them.

When Su Wanwan entered the Five Flavors Restaurant, she saw Old Monster Huang and Beichuan Fengliu eating happily. In that case, who would have guessed that one of them was the Imperial Physician and the other was the Crown Prince of Yan Country! Su Wanwan supported her forehead and greeted Qi Chengfeng before entering the private room. At the time of ordering, the servants complained, “Third Princess, you don’t know how excessive the two of them are. They eat all day long and choose expensive dishes. Each meal requires twelve large portions of dishes, but they can eat all of them.”

“It doesn’t matter. If they like it, let them eat it.” Su Wanwan laughed when she thought of the two people she had just met. Both of their faces became round and round. Old Monster Huang wasn’t as skinny as wood. Instead, he felt a little greasy as an old man. As for her monstrous senior brother, he had two chins. He was a little cute.

Just as Su Wanwan and Qi Chengfeng sat down, the waiter hurriedly ran back and heard a riot. “Who is your shopkeeper? Quickly come out! No matter how bad your food is, you have to compensate us!”

Who is so bold as to claim compensation? Su Wanwan thought for a moment and slowly walked out the door. She saw a servant carrying a pastry box throw the food box on the table. The soup and other things inside spilled out. The person shouted, “I spent a hundred taels of silver to buy the food in your restaurant. You guys, what are you delivering?” Not to mention the bad taste, there were still a bunch of ants inside! You guys are going too far! ”

Su Wanwan went over and saw that the soup and other things contained in the food box were ordinary white porcelain, not their restaurant-specific porcelain. Su Wanwan said, “Young Master, don’t be angry, don’t you remember wrongly? These plates and jars are not from our restaurant. You didn’t buy and sell them in our restaurant, did you?”

“Why isn’t this something from your restaurant anymore?” That person shouted and pointed at a white ball. “That’s your restaurant’s fish ball soup. In the entire capital, only your restaurant has fish ball soup. Can this not belong to your restaurant?”

“This” This item was indeed from their restaurant, but the dishes weren’t!

What exactly was going on? If this continued for such a long time, the restaurant’s reputation would definitely be damaged!

Just as Su Wanwan was thinking about how to judge, a bunch of policemen rushed out and patted the desk. “Your restaurant has a big case. Where is the shopkeeper? Please hurry up and come out!” Su Wanwan shouted.