Outdoor Webcast - Chapter 509
Chapter 509: Chapter 509, the male bird! The Big Boss in women’s clothing, the pretty boy, and the muscular man!
Translator: 549690339
[ Abbey Dean Ning, quickly tell us how the tassel snipe disguises itself as a man! ]
[ is this bird so magical? ]
[ it seems that a lot of unscrupulous netizens have exploded. ]
The bullet comments were very crazy.
Ning Fei walked towards the place where the tassel snipe landed.
The drone followed closely behind.
When he got closer, the netizens saw that there was a wet swamp not far from the sea. There were many tassel snipes living there.
However, the colors of these birds were very different.
…..
“The tassel snipe has a strange body shape. Both sexes are abnormal. Everyone, look. The female bird is small. There are no feathers on her head and neck. Moreover, her body is white. Her back and head are dark brown.”
Ning Fei said first.
The netizens immediately looked over curiously.
As expected, in this swamp, the most numerous were these white-bellied brown-headed birds. Their feathers looked very neat and did not have any unnecessary decorations.
Then, Ning Fei said,
“The male bird’s head and neck have very rich decorative feathers. Under normal circumstances, the male bird has a total of three personalities.”
After hearing Ning Fei’s words, the netizens knew that the key was here.
[ three, there are actually three types. ]
Everyone thought to themselves.
This bird was quite amazing.
“Everyone, look at the largest one. The decorative feathers on its head and neck are very dense, and it’s yellow in color. Its body is also very strong.”
“It’s the ‘muscular man’style of the tassel snipe, and it’s also the boss of this area.”
The drone was very knowledgeable, and it even gave the ‘muscular man’a close-up. The netizens saw that this tassel snipe was indeed powerful.
Normally, territories had lords, and this was normal.
“Everyone, look at those two. The decorative feathers on their heads and necks are white, and their bodies are well-proportioned. They look even more beautiful.”
“Those two are male birds, but in this group, they act as ‘Pretty Boys’.”
Hearing Ning Fei’s words, the netizens were stunned.
[ gigolo? ]
[ good heavens, there are gigolos among birds? ]
[ as I said, these two male birds with white necks are indeed more beautiful. ]
[ why didn’t the muscular man chase them away? Isn’t the muscular man the leader of the territory? ]
Ning Fei looked at the bullet screen and saw everyone’s questions.
He smiled and explained:
“In fact, the muscular man in the lead knew about the existence of the gigolo in the territory. He also knew that the gigolo was fooling around with other female birds in the territory, but he tacitly allowed this to happen.”
Ning Fei’s words drew everyone’s attention.
What was the muscular man thinking? As the boss, he was actually willing to have a gentle prairie above his head?
“The reason is very simple.”
“Muscular men need gigolos to attract more females to their territory.”
“Generally speaking, female birds only land in this territory because they like gigolos. This way, as the leader, the muscular man can naturally do what he wants to do.”
[ This! ! ! ! ]
[ good guy, each takes what he wants! ]
“Brother leader, I apologize for my recklessness just now. You’re really a F * cking genius!”
“I told you, there must be another purpose!”
“This magical ecology of the natural world!”
The bullet comments had already exploded.
Listening To Ning Fei’s explanation, the netizens became even more excited.
“There’s also the third type of male bird.”
At this moment, Ning Fei’s voice was heard again.
The netizens instantly became excited.
They knew that the key was coming!
“That is the male bird that looks no different from the female.”
“They are the real winners of bird birth.”
“That’s right, they are a bunch of cross-dressing bigwigs.”
Ning Fei thought it was very interesting and said with a smile.
The netizens had already fallen into a frenzy.
[ cross-dressing bigwigs! Eternal Gods! ]
“Muscular men are very aggressive. They will attack other muscular men who invade their territory. After all, physically, straight men are not welcomed by straight men!”
“Gigolos are more elegant. They have always participated in the brawls of vulgar straight men. Most of the time, they are operating in the outer area of the territory. When they need to do something, they will go in and find a female bird to secretly give her a shot.”
“Muscular men will slightly beat up gigolos, but not too severely. They will still allow gigolos to be in the periphery of the territory.”
“As for cross-dressing bosses…”
“The strange thing is that muscular men will never beat cross-dressing bosses. Even though muscular men know their gender, they will still allow them to enter and leave their territory.”
“Moreover, cross-dressing bosses will openly enjoy the sun with the female birds in their territory.”
“The muscular man understands this, but he doesn’t care.”
“What’s even more strange is that the muscular man has the same peculiar hobby as some people.”
“Sometimes, the muscular man will have a good time with the cross-dressing boss.”
“Ahem, this is probably the ecology of the tassel snipe.”
After Ning Fei finished, the netizens were all excited!
“It sounds like this cross-dressing boss is the winner in life!”
“It hurts but it feels good.”
“Where does it hurt when you say it hurts?”
“I didn’t expect birds to have such a hobby. I told you, this is a common emotion in nature.”
“It makes me want to see Abbey Dean Ning cross-dressing.”
“Hahaha, I’m afraid I’m thinking too much.”
“I’m just curious how Abbey Dean Ning knows about these cold facts.”
“The encyclopedia is not a joke!”
The comments were crowded. Bai Yi’s face turned slightly red when she heard it.
She was especially embarrassed when she heard the word “Long Yang’s good”.
It was not that she was shy, but the word reminded her of some scenes she had imagined and she felt a little embarrassed.
Few people knew that Bai Yi liked to follow some strange couples.
For example, Guo Qilin and Mao buyi, brother Hu and Peng Yuyan, and so on.
Ning Fei glanced at the bullet screen and found that everyone was particularly interested in this topic.
Gifts were flying all over the place.
He was a little surprised himself.
Sigh, he was getting old and couldn’t keep up with the times.
He also didn’t expect people nowadays to be so interested in these things.
So, he continued:
“There are scientists who have specifically studied the behavior of this kind of bird. They named the three types of tassel snipe as territorial man, satellite man, and Feder Man.”
“Feder means fake, which means cross-dressing boss.”
“Research has discovered many strange phenomena.”
“For example, cross-dressing boss’s balls are two and a half times the size of a territorial man’s…”
This sentence caused a commotion in the live broadcast room.
As the territorial lord, the strongest muscular man, his balls were actually not as big as those of a cross-dressing boss! Moreover, the other party’s balls were 2.5 times bigger than his!
Who could withstand this!
Today’s live broadcast room was very lively, and the netizens were very excited.
All of them laughed and posted bullet messages, making the atmosphere in the live broadcast room even more lively.
Everyone thought of that sentence at the same time.
[ it looks so beautiful. It’s bigger than you when you take it out. ]
“Also, the male birds that have done things with the cross-dressing boss are more popular with the female birds. It seems that in the eyes of the female birds, the male birds can conquer them, so naturally, they can conquer them too.”
Netizens: [ … ]
[ should a real man fuck a man? ]
“In the end, the female bird can choose the male bird to have sex with. According to the research of the scientists, the male bird that the female bird likes the most is a cross-dressing boss, a gigolo, and a straight guy who likes to fight and show off his muscles.”
“In the world of tassel snipe, straight guys are more miserable.”
Ning Fei said with emotion.
The netizens all agreed with him:
[ humans are almost the same! ]
[ the most popular person among humans is a handsome and elegant gigolo, right? ]
[ then you didn’t include men. ]
[ cross-dressing big shot, eternal God! ]
The live broadcast room was filled with a cheerful atmosphere.
