Oh My God! Earthlings are Insane! - Chapter 1345
Chapter 1345: Intersecting Paths
Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
“This is impossible!”
Meng Chao saw a round battle emblem on the chest of the camouflage combat uniform.
The main body of the emblem was an angry bull’s head with sharp horns. Its huge nostrils were spewing out white smoke like an old steam locomotive. Meanwhile, its background consisted of a blood-red flame.
He recognized it at a glance. It was the Red Bull Kamikaze Squad’s battle emblem. It was a heavy firepower special combat squad famous for fighting bravely and not fearing death.
The so-called “Red Bull” indicated that when this special combat squad met the enemy, the experience would be as crazy as seeing a Red Bull.
The problem was that Meng Chao was sure that he had never joined the Red Bull Kamikaze Squad in this life or his previous life!
In his previous life, Meng Chao had always been a member of the corporate armed “Ghost Brigade”.
From the establishment of the Ghost Brigade to the recruitment, training, and
use of its members, including equipment development and operation funds, all
of them were firmly in the hands of the nine Super Enterprises. The ghost
assassins were all war dogs reared by the chaebol, they had nothing to do with
the Red Dragon Army at all.
After his rebirth, Meng Chao, although he could see that the super enterprises
were taking the biggest risk, actively leaned toward the red dragon army in an
attempt to achieve the balance of Dragon City.
However, his relationship with the Red Dragon Army was mainly based on the
“Beast investigation bureau’in the past. The ‘Beast investigation bureau’in the
present was merely an ally of the Red Dragon Army.
Moreover, he was on the path of the extreme type. Although he did not mind
using hot weapons to bombard the enemy, he preferred and was better at using
cold weapons and fists to solve problems when he encountered a troublesome
enemy.
The Red Bull Suicide Squad was a typical special combat squad that relied on
super firepower to suppress everything. It was not his style at all.
Besides, Meng Chao could not remember when he had trained his muscles to
such an exaggerated extent. On his face that was covered in whiskers, there
were so many territying scars.
“Is this still me?”
Meng Chao muttered to himself, “This is simply the most terrifying
iron-blooded instructor in high school!”
However, compared to the next few crystal balls, which were even more
unrecognizable and unbelievable, the appearance of the Red Bull Kamikaze’s
muscles was considered quite “Normal.”.
In the second Crystal Ball, Meng Chao found that he had turned into a monster
that was half human and half giant scorpion.
His upper body was still in the shape of a human being.
His lower body, on the other hand, had turmed into a giant arthro
A thick, shiny, weird tail that was surrounded by poisonous mist was swinging
back and forth.
Even his left hand had turned into a giant claw, which looked like a giant
pincer made of superalloy. It was waving so violently that it could break a
subway train.
“What… What the Hell Is This?”
If Meng Chao had eyes and a mouth, he would have been “Dumbfounded.”.
He had never thought that he would tum into such a monster… like the
Scorpion King that he had seen in old movies on Earth!
If it were not for the deep-set eyes on his murderous face, there would still be
some traces of humanity and wisdom left.
Meng Chao really want to doubt, this is after all own, or with his own face of
the monster!
The third crystal ball is even more dramatic.
In this crystal ball, he simply became a tombstone.
More specifically, a photograph on a tombstone.
In the black-and-white photo, he was very young, like he was in his early
twenties. He was wearing a brand-new training uniform of the Red Dragon
Army’s ordinary soldiers, and he looked fearless, he laughed so hard that it was
hard to imagine how heartless he was.
In front of the tombstone, his best friend Chu Feixiong was crying.
“Wait, this isn’t right, this isn’t right!”
Meng Chao was completely confused.
He found a similar scene in the memory fragments of his previous life.
However, at that time, Chu Feixiong, who was his best friend, did not get into
the military academy. In order to realize his dream of “Becoming a general,”he
joined the army without hesitation. Starting from the big-headed soldier, he
embarked on a journey filled with glory and danger, then… he had died before he could succeed, leaving himself in front of his tombstone, crying profusely.
Why was everything reversed in this crystal ball? The one who joined the army
and sacrificed himself had become his best friend, Chu Feixiong?
Fortunately, the fourth crystal ball gave Meng Chao some comfort.
The him in this crystal ball seemed to have a certain age and status.
The Frost on his temples rose like sharp blades, adding a sense of dignity to
him, giving him a domineering air.
Together with his simple, elegant, and gorgeous military uniform, which was
as pure as the night sky and dotted with endless starlight, and his blood-red
cloak, which fluttered even though there was no wind.
It was even more oppressive than the peerless powerhouses in Meng Chao’s
memory, including the “Martial God”Lei Zongchao.
In front of such a domineering ‘self, there were also countless men who were
as sharp as bayonets, włhose eyes were as sharp as lightning, and whose bodies
were as strong as human-shaped beasts. All of them knelt down on one knee
and hit their hearts with their right fists, they swore allegiance to him.
Meng Chao noticed that the muscular men who were bursting with energy
were wearing the same battle emblem on their chests.
It was actually somewhat like.. the emblem of his own company, the ‘Super
Star Corporation’?
However, on the Super Star emblem that Meng Chao was familiar with, a
skeleton covered in blood stripes was added.
Behind the skeleton, there were two crossed sabers and Swords.
“What’s the situation now?”?
“Although it’s very straightforward, awe-inspiring, and domineering, what era
is it? Why are they still playing the game of kneeling on one knee and swearing
allegiance’??
“Don’t tell me that when I’m forty or fifty years old, Dragon City will
degenerate into the decadent Middle Ages, and these strong men will all be my
‘servants’
Meng Chao didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.
If the scenes in the four crystal balls were still within the scope of his
understanding, there was still a one in ten thousand chance that it would
become reality.
The scenes in the next crystal ball would be something that Meng Chao
couldn’t figure out or dream no matter how hard he tried to daydream.
In this crystal ball, he was also powerful, had a high status, and was respected
by tens of thousands of people.
Different from the fourth crystal ball, he didn’t have the domineering aura of a
sharp blade, nor did he need to be armed with killing intent.
What replaced it was a golden light that lingered around his body, faintly
discernible and slowly fluctuating.
Covered by the Golden Light, he was wearing a spotless white robe. He
solemnly walked on a golden brick staircase and slowly climbed up a tall and
majestic palace.
On both sides of the golden staircase, countless people were prostrating at his
et, as if they were completely conquered by the power he represented.
Countless people stretched out their hands towards him from further away,
shouting excitedly, as if they were praying for his blessing.
The distance was too far, and the crystal ball was too blurry. Meng Chao could
see the faces of these people clearly.
He could only barely recognize them from their figures, skin color, and
clothing
They were all mages, dwarf warriors, and Elf Archers.
They were all the most loyal and courageous warriors of the Holy Light faction.
They were clearly the mortal enemies of Meng Chao, who was from Earth.
However, they knelt at his feet and worshipped him, this “Alien catastrophe.”
Meng Chao carefully observed the white robe he was wearing and the crown on
his head. He tried hard to compare it with the information in the memory
fragments of his previous life. After a moment, he came toa conclusion.
The scene in the fifth crystal ball seemed to be the supreme altar of the shrine
of Holy Light, which was located in the center of the land of Holy Light.
As for himself, who was walking on the Golden Stairs, the nine-layered crown
on his head, which was carved out of hundreds of gemstones and looked like a
flying star, was unique, supreme, capable, and qualified only for the shrine of
Holy Light, it was a holy item that only the ‘Grand Priest of Holy Light’, who
could transmit his thoughts to the nine heavens and the ocean of light at any
time, was qualified to wear!
“What… What kind of F * cking joke is this?”
Meng Chao muttered to himself.
He wondered if he had suffered another spiritual attack and fell into a bizarre
illusion?
But he quickly denied this guess.
Because even the experts who had experienced spiritual attacks and illusions
before, whether it was the “Abyss demon eye’or the “Wisdom tree”, had a
hundred times more imagination.
It was impossible for them to come up with sucha ridiculous plot as “Meng
Chao, who was from Earth, became the supreme priest of the temple of Holy
Light”!
These scenes are too ridiculous. They must be fake!”
Meng Chao thought quickly, but he hesitated again. “Wait aminute. These
scenes seem to be even more ridiculous than the fake ones. Ir’s impossible to
make them up. So, is there any possibility that they are real?
“But how can I be a muscular member of the Red Bull Suicide Squad, a
half-man, half-scorpion monster, a big-headed soldier of the Red Dragon
Amy who died young, the head of a powerful financial magnate, and the
Supreme Priest of the Holy Light Temple?”
Meng Chao was puzzled.
He really wanted to smash one of the crystal balls and see how he had emerged
from the slums of dragon city and become a high priest of the Holy Light.
However, all the crystal balls were flashing crazily, and all kinds of images and
scenes flashed by in a flash.
It was a hundred times more difficult to see all the details than standing next
to the railway tracks and trying to see the newspapers in the hands of the
passengers through the windows of the speeding train.
At this time, in front of all the crystal balls, a bright, warm, brilliant, moving,
and full of vitality and attraction light appeared.
Thousands of light rays illuminated the dark void and divided into countless
paths
All of a sudden, all the glittering light balls started to tremble crazily.
They seemed to have heard the runners who were “In position”.
The originally round ball shape turned into an oval shape that was more
conducive to swimming
One after another, a thick and long tail grew out from the back of the oval
shape. It kept swinging and rolled up countless shining ripples in the depths of
the dark void.
It was as if hundreds of millions of crystal balls had turned into hundredssof
millions of little tadpoles that were ready to go..
