Oh My God! Earthlings are Insane! - Chapter 1001

Chapter 1001: Power Even More Terrifying Than the Apocalypse

The wild boar warrior had gone mad.

His eyes, which were covered in blood, could not tell the difference between Meng Chao, the four children, and the Turan warrior at all.

He was like a burning chariot out of control, crashing into the Turan warrior.

Before the Turan warrior could react.

Meng Chao had already charged forward like lightning.

The distance between the two sides was only 20 to 30 arms.

They were about to collide with each other.

Meng Chao’s body suddenly curled up like a spinning top. He drew an incredible arc and bypassed the wild boar warrior.

The wild boar warrior continued to charge forward.

The originally straight charging path seemed to have been deflected by an invisible hand. His body, which weighed more than half a ton, could not help but lean to the right. He narrowly brushed past the four children and the bull-headed warrior and rushed past them.

He wanted to stop and turn back to launch a new round of charge.

His vital parts made cracking sounds.

At this moment, more than ten blood flowers bloomed on his right arm and right leg.

From the wrist to the ankle, the tendons that controlled the right side of his body were all accurately cut off by Meng Chao’s sharp blade that was as thin as a Cicada’s wing.

Boom!

The right side of the Wild Boar Warrior’s body was twisted into a ball, while the left side of his body was still maintaining a high-speed forward posture. He could not control his balance at all, nor could he brake. Under the effect of the huge inertia.., he fell into the ruins of the roadside and crashed into the houses, causing smoke and dust to fill the ground.

Although he had broken bones and tendons, his head was bleeding.

But the strong vitality of the high-level orc still made him struggle to get up.

However, what awaited him was a swift and fierce figure that pounced on him.

Meng Chao’s right foot was like a whistling train shell, ruthlessly hitting the wild boar warrior’s chin.

This kick actually sent the wild boar warrior, which weighed more than half a ton, flying into the air.

His chin was directly shattered, and all the broken bones drilled into his skull like bullets.

Before he landed on the ground, the wild boar warrior fainted.

After landing on the ground, he was like a puddle of wet mud.

“…”

The ox-headed warrior was dumbstruck.

Meng Chao was wearing an ebony mask and had dyed his trademark black hair into a visible gray color. The ox-headed warrior thought that he was one of his own, and that he was a mercenary hired by his own family, so he hurriedly stuttered and thanked him.

Meng Chao nodded, took two steps forward, and said, “You’re welcome.”

The Iron Fist that was wrapped in a scarlet battle flame, as if it had just been taken out of a steel furnace, whistled out with the last word, “Thank you.”It drilled deep into the connection between the Tauren warrior’s chest and abdomen.

The power penetrated through the entire body of steel and iron bones, almost making the Tauren warrior’s spine protrude high from his back.

The ox-head warrior was hit so hard by this punch that he could not even scream.

His burly figure, which was like an iron tower, could only bow in front of Meng Chao.

Meng Chao happened to grab his two ox horns and used all his strength to give a fierce knee strike. The iron knee smashed into the ox-head Warrior’s face like a war hammer, almost flattening his entire face.

He lifted the bull horns and dragged the bull-headed warrior to another pool of mud.

He then turned around and carried the four dumbstruck rat children to a safe corner.

He snapped his fingers in front of the children several times before summoning their souls back to their bodies.

He removed the Ebony mask and revealed a modified but not very ferocious face. It was a very typical and ordinary rat face, indicating that he was one of the children’s kind.

Only then did he slightly appease the frightened and restless soul.

“You are from Cai Luo Village?”Meng Chao pointed at the colorful conch pendant on the neck of the child in the lead.

The child’s mouth was half open. He was stunned for a long time before he realized what Meng Chao was referring to.

He hurriedly shook his head and grabbed the pendant. He stuttered, “No, no, this is a gift from Fishbone.”

“Fishbone”was probably the name of a child.

In other words, there were indeed some children from Cai Luo village who lived in this slum.

“Where’s Fishbone? Isn’t he with you?”

Meng Chao relaxed his tone and tried to make himself look less fierce in the eyes of the children.

“He, he didn’t seem to have run out,”the child said.

“He ran out. I saw him run to the east,”another child said.

“There are a lot of old men fighting in the east. I saw him run to the west!”The third child said seriously.

The fourth child was the youngest. He seemed to have been scared silly and couldn’t say anything.

However, looking at the temporary home that had been in a mess and now turned into ruins, it seemed to remind her of the real home that had been destroyed by the samurai old men not long ago.

Her eyes turned redder and redder, and she finally could not help but cry out.

“Mommy.”

She said, “Mommy is still inside. I want Mommy!”

Meng Chao raised his eyebrows.

“Her mommy is not inside.”

The eldest child, who was wearing the colored snail pendant, said, “Our Mommy and Daddy died a long time ago.”

Meng Chao Sighed.

Well, they were all children.

Whether they came from Cai Luo village or not, what difference did it make?

“Go behind this wall and find a safe place to hide.”

Meng Chao broke a few pieces of golden fruit from his waist bag, mixed it with honey and cheese, and dried the solidified golden milk. He handed it to the eldest child, who looked smarter, and asked him to share it with his companions.

He stuffed a golden milk into his mouth, and the sweet taste that he had never tasted before rushed into his brain like a flood. The youngest child widened his eyes, stopped crying, and began to burp.

“Then, how long are we going to hide?”

Seeing that Meng Chao was different from the fierce-looking samurai lord, the most clever eldest child summoned up his courage and asked.

“Hide until –”

Meng Chao narrowed his eyes and said word by word, “If you can’t hear half of the wild boar samurai and bull-headed samurai scream anymore, don’t Stop.”

The battlefield between the bull-headed samurai and the wild boar samurai gradually moved deeper into the slums.

This made it convenient for Meng Chao to enter the abandoned sewage pipes at the edge of the slums.

The positions of the thirty-six wild boar samurai and bull-headed samurai who were still fighting in this area, as well as the range of their vision, were all accurately scanned by Meng Chao. In his mind, they were in the form of a translucent three-dimensional light and shadow, they were recreated.

According to their fighting posture, after predicting their positions and blind spots for three seconds, Meng Chao had a road map after repeatedly deducing in his mind.

Taking two deep breaths, he silently chanted “Three, two, one”and rushed out like a transparent shadow.

For the first twenty meters, Meng Chao crawled between the ruins on the ground. He tried his best not to move his limbs and only used the ripples of his muscles to move forward like a snake.

Only when there were no more broken walls in front of him could he stop and take a breath. He silently waited until the two warriors of the clan who were close by hugged each other tightly. Their bodies weighed nearly half a ton, adding up to nearly a ton, he crashed hard on the ground and dodged past them when dust was flying everywhere.

The eyes of the two warriors of the clan were like two cannons without cannon barrels. They wanted to blast two bloody holes in each other’s faces.

Meng Chao restrained his breathing, heartbeat, and even his body temperature to the maximum.

When he flashed past the two of them, he was actually not discovered by them.

Next, he hid behind a pile of unconscious meat mountain for three seconds.

Until the two wild boar warriors in front of him and the three bull warriors that rushed out from the side rammed into the depths of the ruins in front of them.

Only then did he continue moving forward and finally found the entrance of the abandoned sewage pipe where he stored his totem battle armor.

In fact, there were countless abandoned sewage pipes in this area.

It was only because of the long period of disrepair that most of the sewage pipes had collapsed and were severely blocked, losing their original functions.

It was also because of the deadly biogas and poisonous fog that accumulated in the depths of the pipes, which was not something that ordinary rats could withstand.

That was why very few people had the idea to abandon the sewage pipes.

For Meng Chao, whose cell activity had greatly surpassed that of ordinary carbon-based intelligent creatures, the mere poisonous fog and methane gas were naturally not a problem.

When he swept to the top of the entrance of the abandoned sewage pipes, he discovered that part of the place had already collapsed.

The air that was visible to the naked eye, along with the black sludge, was so pungent that even the samurai lords were deterred. No one was interested in fighting inside the sewage pipes.

As a ghost assassin, Meng Chao was not so particular. His figure flashed and he entered the pipe. He also gave a roundhouse kick, causing the entrance of the pipe to collapse completely, temporarily blocking the entire entrance.

The tribal warriors’fanatical cries of killing were temporarily isolated outside.

Through the cracks of the ruins, the sounds of people entering the pipe were distorted and distant. They were like the most devout believers and the craziest prayers.

Meng Chao was like a giant gecko, crawling nimbly on the four walls of the abandoned sewage pipes that were more than two meters in diameter, advancing at high speed in a three-dimensional mobile mode.

Very soon, he found the totem armor.

In fact, he did not even need to be patient to find the mark that he had drawn on the wall of the pipes.

The totem armor fragment that was stimulated by the shouts and the intense smell of blood on the ground had long been like a living creature. It trembled slightly and emitted a “Ding Ding Ding Dang”, a weak but rapid sound of collision.

When Meng Chao appeared, the surface of the pieces of totem armor shone with a demonic light. The ripples that contained killing intent rippled out, allowing Meng Chao to clearly sense its existence.

Meng Chao had once heard that the divine weapons on Earth, after tasting the sweetness of human blood, would be kept in the scabbard for a long time. When it was late at night, they would let out roars of tigers, dragons, and even ghosts.

Thinking about it, the materials used to create those divine weapons were the same as the materials used to create the totem armor, right?

“Do I really have to absorb such violent power into my body?”

Before reaching out to the totem armor fragment, Meng Chao hesitated for a moment.

But he soon laughed.

“What other power would be more terrifying than the end of the world?”

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It was the annual college entrance exam day again!

All the best!

No matter what the results were, this was just a new starting point. Our journey had just begun. We had to persevere and walk towards tomorrow. Tomorrow would definitely be even better, definitely!