My Wife Slaps People in the Face Online Daily - Chapter 820
Chapter 820: I’ve Already Decided Which Coffin to Buy for Myself
Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios
Qin Fang and He Yidu very quickly and calmly accepted the news that Gu Mang was the mysterious God Ji of Killer Alliance.
He Yidu picked up his phone and sent a message to Qin Fang. [Did Red Flame ever intercept Responsive Dragon’s goods on Mingyu Island before?]
[Qin Fang: …Don’t even mention it. I’ve already decided which coffin to buy for myself…]
[He Yidu: …]
Terrified, Peng Yan hid behind Lu Qi and tried to make himself as small as possible. A layer of sweat broke out on his forehead when he recalled his earlier foolish actions. I told Responsive Dragon we’d see who’d be the one calling whom ‘Daddy,’ but the backup he called turned out to be Ms. Gu! I really want to shoot myself in the head for saying all that earlier!
It’s just as Jiangsui said. She has an extremely attractive face, but she looks much younger than us. Responsive Dragon kept sneaking glances at Gu Mang, who had removed her mask at the same time as Lu Chengzhou. That’s not what’s important though.
A few hours had passed since he met Gu Mang, but he still could not accept the fact that his fifth brother was actually his fifth sister. Then again, she didn’t reveal her gender to us before… Fine, that’s irrelevant. What’s most important is how come she’s with Lu Chengzhou?!
Questions he couldn’t answer kept surfacing in his mind. In the past, whenever Red Flame encountered any trouble, his fifth brother would always be the first person to make things worse for them. So they were very curious as to how Lu Chengzhou had offended their fifth brother.
However, when his goods got intercepted by Red Flame on Mingyu Island previously, not only did his fifth brother not show up to help him, but he even did not get into trouble with Red Flame for once. His fifth brother even spoke up for Lu Chengzhou when he and the three other gods badmouthed him in the group chat.
Needless to say, Lu Chengzhou was the boss behind Red Flame. Responsive Dragon looked speechlessly at Gu Mang, who looked quite compatible sitting next to Lu Chengzhou.
Just when the atmosphere in the office was about to become stifling, Responsive Dragon stammered, F-fifth Sister… How old are you?”
Gu Mang looked calmly at him and answered, “I’m turning 19 soon.”
Responsive Dragon choked on his saliva when he heard that. She was so young when she joined Killer Alliance three years ago… Nothing else can possibly shock me as much as this news. She’s got some sick abilities…
After a long silence, Responsive Dragon asked with feigned confidence, “By the way, why are you here on Jijing Island, Fifth Brother?”
In his nervousness, he had mistakenly called Gu Mang ‘Fifth Brother’ again.
Gu Mang was not bothered by it though. “For the International Physiology Competition.”
“I see.” Responsive Dragon nodded in understanding. “So Jiangsui was telling us the truth when he said that you were attending military training. You’re a freshman?”
“Mm.” Gu Mang lifted her eyebrows slightly.
Responsive Dragon picked up a cup of tea and drank a mouthful of it to calm himself down. What happened tonight was too surreal. He had finally met the fifth brother he had been clamoring to meet, but his perception of him, rather, her, had crumbled at the same time.
All of a sudden, Peng Yan stood up and sincerely apologized to Responsive Dragon with his head bowed. “I’m sorry for offending you, Mr. Responsive Dragon. I didn’t know that you were Ms. Gu’s friend.”
Since his fifth brother was around, his people and goods were in safe hands, so Responsive Dragon was in no mood to settle the score with him. He was more interested in knowing what his fifth brother was doing with Lu Chengzhou. Flying Dragon and Mysterious Crane will surely be shocked to learn this!
Lu Chengzhou took a look at the time. Upon seeing that it would soon be midnight, he turned to Gu Mang. “It’s getting late. We should return to the hotel first. You still have to go to the Academic Center to attend the balloting ceremony tomorrow.”
“Mm.” Gu Mang then looked at Responsive Dragon. “Contact me if anything happens.”
There was no reason for Responsive Dragon to stay on Red Flame’s turf, so he stood up as well. “Okay. I will remain on Jijing Island for the next few days.”
…
Everyone saw Lu Chengzhou and Gu Mang off at the entrance. After they drove off, Responsive Dragon hopped into his own vehicle, and left with his men and goods as well. The first thing he did upon getting into the car was whip out his phone and send a message in Killer Alliance’s group chat. [@Everyone I met our fifth brother.]
[What?! He really went to the black market in person to save your *ss?] Flying Serpent went online in a second. When Mysterious Crane ran into trouble, the most Fifth Brother did was lend him a helping hand. He’s never shown his face before. What on earth did Responsive Dragon do to deserve such treatment?!
[Mysterious Crane: Did you guys exchange blows with Red Flame?]
Tsk, look at these ignorant people. Responsive Dragon typed, [No, Red Flame saw me out in a respectful manner!]
Flying Serpent and Mysterious Crane could sense Responsive Dragon’s smugness even through the screen, but neither of them believe him.
[Flying Serpent: Are you dreaming?]
[Mysterious Crane: You’re over-exaggerating. I’d believe you if you said Red Flame sent you to Jijing Island’s Security Bureau.]
[Responsive Dragon: I dare him to! I’ll make our fifth brother break up with him!]
[Flying Serpent: ???]
[Mysterious Crane: ???]
