My Wife Is a Transmigrated Master Cultivator - Chapter 727
Chapter 727: Come, Let’s Hurt Each Other!
Right, he was really shouting. There was no singing skill involved at all!
“Hey, little girl, you’re back. Come, come, sing with me. Let’s celebrate in advance.”
Taoist Mu Qing seemed to be in a particularly good mood. He picked up another microphone on the coffee table and put it into Lu Zijia’s hands passionately.
“Celebrate what?” Lu Zijia held the microphone and asked loudly with a confused look.
She had no choice. The music playing in the living room was really too loud. If she didn’t speak louder, it would be strange if he could hear her!
“Of course, we’re celebrating that I’ve already helped you sell the pills.
“Also, those old fellows have already said that they’ll send you the stones you want as soon as possible and ask you to remember to leave a few pills for them.”
Speaking of this, Taoist Mu Qing’s old face was full of pride. “Hm, those old fellows even said that I was bragging before. Now, even if they beg me, I won’t give the pills to these people who have no taste.
“But if those old fellows can make me happy, I’ll still sell them the pills.”
“Come, come, let’s not talk about this. Little girl, hurry. Come and sing with me.”
At this moment, another song started.
Hearing the cheerful music, Taoist Mu Qing also started to move his body. He didn’t look like a master at all. Instead, he looked like a lively old child.
The hidden guards, who had already been tortured for half an hour: “!!!” Again?! They were about to go crazy!!
When they were at the main family of the Mu family, they could still find an excuse to run away at this moment.
But here, they had to remain at their post, so they could only be tortured by Taoist Mu Qing’s demonic singing for half an hour.
In the past, Taoist Mu Qing would stop after half an hour at most, but now… Argh!!! Why did Madame come back at this time?
If they had known this would happen, they would have persuaded Madame to come home later!
Lu Zijia, who had no idea that the secret guards were complaining crazily in the dark, agreed “reluctantly” after being invited by Taoist Mu Qing passionately.
However, before she started to sing, she blocked her hearing first. After all, her master’s way of shouting out a song was really hurting her ears.
Of course, even though the music was blocked, it didn’t matter. She had heard this song before and still knew how to sing it! So, it didn’t matter if she could hear the music or not!
“The sun shines in the sky.
“The flowers smile at me.
The birds say good morning.
“Why are you carrying explosives?
“I’m going to blow up the school. The teachers don’t know
“As soon as I pulled the trigger, I ran
“Boom! The school is gone…”
When Lu Zijia opened her mouth and sang the first line, Taoist Mu Qing, who was originally singing happily, was so startled that the microphone in his hand almost dropped to the ground.
The secret guards hidden in the dark looked terrified.
When Lu Zijia sang the second line, Taoist Mu Qing’s hand finally couldn’t bear the weight of the microphone and the microphone fell straight to the ground.
When she sang the third line, Taoist Mu Qing clutched his heart and felt that his heart couldn’t bear it anymore.
By the fourth line, Taoist Mu Qing felt that the life expectancy of his ears was about to end!
He had never thought that even though his disciple’s wife looked so beautiful and had such a nice voice, she was an invisible killer when she sang!
When she fought with someone in the future, she could totally win without fighting with her singing!
He admired the skills of his disciple’s wife to the core!
And the most important thing was, what the hell was she singing? Apart from the first few lines, the lyrics totally didn’t match the song that was playing right now!
“Stop, stop, stop. Little girl, I suddenly remember that I still have something to tell you. This is very important. Let’s postpone the celebration!”
Taoist Mu Qing, who used to torture other people, finally felt devastated by that demonic voice at this moment. It was so inhumane!
Ah, the tides had really turned! He actually met someone who sang even worse than him. She was simply the queen of people with a pig-slaughtering voice!
