My Online Girlfriend Is The Nine Heaven Divine Phoenix Novel - Chapter 328
Chapter 328: Looking at the Scenery (2)
He asked in surprise, “It was planned by that small cultivator from the lower stage?”
Yun Xiao smiled and said, “Although people in the mortal world are inferior to us in terms of cultivation level, they have complicated thoughts that far surpass mine. I won’t hide it from you, Your Majesty. I have already thought about it. It just so happens that Lu Ping is also from the southeast star domain and has some friendship with me. After I go there, I can ask him if there is anything I don’t understand.”
Hearing Yun Xiao’s words, the Jade Emperor was relieved. He smiled and said, “In that case, I am relieved! Alright, I am a little tired. Please go ahead, Empress Chongxi.”
After saying that, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother left.
Yun Xiao watched the two of them leave and shook her head slightly. After thinking for a while, she stood up and flew to her cave abode.
She did not like banquets.
The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother sighed, “I did not expect that the opinions of a mortal in the human world would be so true.”
The Queen Mother smiled, “The people from the lower stage are the best at scheming. We have been by the side of the Dao Ancestor since we were young, so we naturally can’t outsmart them.”
“That’s right!” The Jade Emperor sighed, “I have been learning the Dao of kings and emperors from the lower stage recently. These people have too many tricks up their sleeves. I will go and take a look at that kid.”
As the Jade Emperor spoke, he got up and flew away.
…
However, the moment he arrived at the Jade Lake, he saw a scene that left him speechless.
The group of immortals toasted each other and stood up to toast. It was very lively. Amidst the liveliness, they saw a wine jar beneath Sun Wukong’s feet. The wine in the jar kept flying and was quickly poured into a white jade bottle.
Before long, the wine was gone.
Sun Wukong shouted at the fairy, “Quickly serve me wine!”
He looked like he had drunk too much.
The two of them happened to be hidden by the table, so the fairy could not see them.
However, the Jade Emperor came from behind the two of them.
At that moment, Sun Wukong seemed to sense something and turned around to take a look.
Seeing that the Jade Emperor was staring at him, Sun Wukong did not panic. He reached out and touched the jade bottle, causing it to disappear.
Sun Wukong took the wine jug that the fairy handed over and smiled, “Your Majesty, do you want to drink some?”
Only then did Lu Ping react. When he turned around, he saw the Jade Emperor staring at the two of them.
Lu Ping’s heart tightened. He had been caught as a thief!
The Jade Emperor walked over and the two of them stood up. Sun Wukong looked at the fairy and said with a smile, “Why aren’t you bringing a wine cup for His Majesty?”
The fairy hurriedly brought the wine cup over on a plate.
Sun Wukong took the initiative to pick up the wine jug and poured a cup for the Jade Emperor.
He also raised his cup and smiled. “To Your Majesty!”
Lu Ping was not so natural. It would be very awkward if his master found out that he had stolen someone’s things.
The Jade Emperor looked at Lu Ping and smiled warmly. “Why, aren’t you going to toast me?”
Seeing that he was so gentle and did not seem to be angry, Lu Ping heaved a sigh of relief.
He raised the wine cup in front of him and said a little awkwardly, “To you, Your Majesty!”
“Is today’s banquet good?” The Jade Emperor asked.
“It’s very good!” Lu Ping told the truth.
There were too few opportunities for him to become stronger by eating and drinking.
The Jade Emperor smiled and said, “As long as you are satisfied. Eat and drink as much as you like! You must be satisfied until you are drunk!”
After saying that, he turned around and left.
He was very satisfied with Lu Ping’s suggestion to Yun Xiao, so he did not care about what Lu Ping did.
Lu Ping moved closer to Sun Wukong and whispered, “It’s about time. I should not take it, right?”
Sun Wukong rolled his eyes. “How can I not take it? Can’t you see that he doesn’t care? He already told you to eat and drink whatever you want. You have to be satisfied. He means that you can take it if you want. This thing isn’t worth much in the Heavenly Court. The master has already spoken. What are you afraid of?”
Lu Ping was speechless.
If he wanted to take it, he would take it. What was there to be afraid of.
Sun Wukong’s small bottle could hold almost ten jars of wine.
Following that, Sun Wukong said with a smile, “That’s about it. Let’s drink!”
Lu Ping naturally knew that there was a limit to everything.
He immediately started eating and drinking.
It had to be said that although the wine wasn’t spicy, it was very strong.
Even immortals would feel giddy after drinking it, not to mention Lu Ping.
After the banquet ended, Lu Ping and Sun Wukong’s faces were flushed red and they were very drunk.
The two of them swayed out of the Jade Lake.
Sun Wukong brought Lu Ping and flew in the air.
“Let’s go! I’ll show you something good-looking,” Sun Wukong said with an evil smile.
Lu Ping’s consciousness was already blurry. He smiled and said, “Good-looking? Look at my Little Xiaoqi. My wife is the best-looking!”
“Hehe, I knew that you human males like to look at women.”
“Sun Wukong, then do you like girls?” Lu Ping had drunk too much and no longer called him Uncle Sun.
Sun Wukong was not angry. He brought Lu Ping along and flew leisurely.
“I Like peaches!”
“What about bananas?”
“It’s not bad!”
Soon, they arrived at a celestial mountain.
With Sun Wukong’s cultivation, the array formation could not stop him.
Soon, they arrived at the side of a pond.
At this moment, Lu Ping’s consciousness was already blurry.
He fell asleep…
After an unknown amount of time, Lu Ping was jolted awake by someone.
“Quickly get up, quickly get up, here comes the exciting part.”
Lu Ping sat up in a daze and looked around. Where was this place?
He turned around and immediately widened his eyes!
He saw seven women taking off their clothes by the side of the pool.
Those people were the seven fairies!
At this moment, Lu Ping realized that Sun Wukong was sitting at the side. He said with a smile, “How is it? Isn’t it beautiful? Don’t all human men like this style?”
As he spoke, Sun Wukong took out a Peach of Immortality and said as he ate, “Take your time to look. As long as you don’t make any big movements, they won’t notice!”
Sun Wukong was very narrow-minded. When he met the seven fairies, they would throw him a tantrum. He would turn around and bring Lu Ping to look at the scenery.
The problem now was that Lu Ping was already naked.
It had to be said that the seven fairies’ looks and figures were all top-notch.
To move one’s eyes away from this scene would require a lot of willpower.
Lu Ping looked ahead and said through gritted teeth, “Uncle Sun, you are setting me up for injustice! Am I such a person?”
“Then should we leave now?”
“If we leave now, what if we are discovered?”
“That makes sense!”
After Sun Wukong said that, the seven fairies had already entered the water. Lu Ping smiled and said, “I’m just joking with you. Let’s leave. This isn’t good.”
As he said that, the seven fairies started talking about Sun Wukong in the water.
“Ugh, that Sun Wukong is really annoying.”
“That’s right. What kind of thing is he? He’s just a galloping horse. Why does he have to be called a Great Sage?”
“Look at how annoying he is.”
“This banquet is really tiring for us. I purposely stayed far away from him, afraid that he would find trouble with us.”
“Me too.”
The seven fairies were considered the leaders of the fairies. During the banquet, each of them had their own area of control.
However, they all stayed far away from Sun Wukong.
“Sun Wukong is really useless. When he heard that His Majesty was hosting a banquet, he even had the cheek to attend.”
“That’s right. It’s one thing for him to attend, but he even brought that mortal with him.”
“That’s right. A mortal is not worthy of attending the Heavenly Court’s banquet. He even ate a Peach of Immortality. If we want to eat one, we have to use all our efforts. Who does he think he is?”
The seven fairies were not considered gods of the Heavenly Court. Wanting to eat a Peach of Immortality was indeed very troublesome for them.
Lu Ping did not expect to hear such a discussion.
At first, he still felt a little guilty, but now, there was no more guilt.
However, Lu Ping was not very angry. After all, he was in a situation like this.
However, Sun Wukong was not happy.
He put away the peaches in his hand and stood up to pick up Lu Ping. he shouted, “Where did these female demons come from? How dare they disturb my sleep?”
With a loud shout, a strong wind blew. The clothes of the seven fairies were blown up by the strong wind.
The expressions of the seven fairies changed drastically.
Although it was not the first time that the seven of them were watched taking a bath, they would not get used to it in the end.
Sun Wukong dragged Lu Ping and flew across the sky, laughed loudly and said, “It’s the seven of you again. Why do you always have to take a bath outside? Can’t you get a bathtub and shower? Don’t you know how to keep up with the times? You even disturbed my sleep. This time, fly back naked!”
Flying back naked was obviously nonsense. They were no longer the same as they were in the past. Now, they had several sets of clothes on them.
However, they were still embarrassed to be seen naked. One by one, they hid in the water and glared angrily at Lu Ping and Sun Wukong.
