My Online Girlfriend Is The Nine Heaven Divine Phoenix Novel - Chapter 191
Chapter 191: You’re Trying to Disgust Me, Aren’t You (2)
“Haha, Uncle Sun is right, it’s only right!” Lu Ping also laughed.
Uncle Sun looked at Qin Jun at the side and said with a smile, “What did you say just now, you want to lie flat? How can a man lie flat? Only a woman can lie flat. Are you a woman?”
With just one sentence, Qin Jun’s face instantly turned red!
“I’m a man!”
“Tsk tsk, you’re about to lie flat, and you still say you’re a man?”
“I’m not lying flat!”
A young man still needed his ego in the end.
Being ridiculed by Uncle Sun, Qin Jun was so angry that his face turned red.
Uncle Sun ignored him and smiled at Lu Ping, “You brat, last time you said that the number one hero of the Journey to the West was Tang Taizong and the most heroic one was Yang Jian. Then let me ask you, who is the number one demon of the Journey to the West?”
Lu Ping touched his chin. He asked, “Is Sun Wukong considered a demon?”
“Of course he is.”
“Oh, the number one demon of the Journey to the West is naturally the Bull Demon King!”
Uncle Sun’s face turned black!
“Why that fellow?”
Lu Ping said with a smile, “The seven great saints are sworn brothers and the Bull Demon King is in the top position. From this, it can be seen that he holds a high position among all the demon kings. After that, when the Western Heavens sought out the scriptures, Sun Wukong was unable to gain any advantage from him. No matter how you look at it, he is the number one demon in the world!”
Uncle Sun gritted his teeth and said, “You b*stard, the Bull Demon King was defeated by Sun Wukong in the end! Although it was a siege, according to what you said, Yang Jian was the number one hero in the world when he attacked Sun Wukong. There’s nothing wrong with saying that Sun Wukong is the number one demon when he attacked the Bull Demon King!”
…
This was the logic that he came up with after thinking for many days.
He was waiting for Lu Ping here.
“Hahaha!” Lu Ping laughed out loud. “Sun Wukong has the biggest disadvantage when compared to the Bull Demon King. That is that he was defeated by the Bull Demon King’s son, Red Boy! He is clearly an elder, but he was pressed to the ground by a junior. He can not be considered the number one demon. Yang Jian did not lose to Sun Wukong’s son.”
Uncle Sun was furious. “Your reasoning sucks! It’s just that you don’t like Sun Wukong!”
Lu Ping said with a smile, “That’s not it. Look, we have to be reasonable. Firstly, the Bull Demon King and Sun Wukong are sworn brothers. The Bull Demon King is the elder brother, and Sun Wukong is the seventh brother. With that, Sun Wukong is at a disadvantage. When we talk about the number one demon, it will definitely be the elder brother who goes first. Then, Sun Wukong was defeated by his elder brother’s son. He did not have the upper hand in a one-on-one battle with his elder brother either. In the end, the Bull Demon King was captured. It was Nezha and Li Jing who contributed the most. How can it be blamed on Sun Wukong? Furthermore, at the end of the day, the Bull Demon King never provoked Sun Wukong. Sun Wukong didn’t do a good job. Back then, he was beaten up by Red Boy. After beating him up, he complained to Guan Yin and made his son a wh*re. Then, his sister-in-law opened her mouth. Finally, she led people to besiege the Bull Demon King.”
“Hmph!” Uncle Sun got angry and picked up the skewer.
At this moment, in the Western Universe, a person opened his eyes and sighed, “The hearts of the people have scattered. It’s not easy to lead a team. The Monkey King goes out and has fun. He broke the rules several times within a few days… Ugh! I can’t be bothered with you!”
In the food stall, Qin Jun was baffled.
What were these two talking about?
Who was Sun Wukong, aka, the Monkey King, and the Bull Demon King?
“Mr. Lu, Sun Wukong definitely can’t beat the Bull Demon King! How old is Sun Wukong? the Bull Demon King’s horns were directly knocked away,” Qin Jun interrupted!
Lu Ping smiled and said, “Look, even children understand!”
Uncle Sun was furious. “Bullsh*t! Have you heard of the four great spiritual monkeys?”
Qin Jun shook his head. With his current knowledge, he really did not know what the four great spiritual monkeys were.
Sun Wukong was instantly speechless…
He looked at Lu Ping and said angrily, “How can you be a teacher? Why don’t you know anything?”
Lu Ping said helplessly, “The school didn’t let me teach them this…”
“Hurry up and tell him!”
Lu Ping looked at Qin Jun and said helplessly, “Come, listen to the story!”
Thus, at the barbecue stall, the story of the Journey to the West was slowly told.
Lu Ping might not remember the original text clearly, but he still remembered the story clearly.
From the moment Sun Wukong was born, he became the beautiful monkey king of Huaguo Mountain. He went out to acknowledge his master and eventually returned with weapons. He fought against the Heavenly Court and wreaked havoc in the Heavenly Palace. Bit by bit, he told the story!
Qin Jun’s blood boiled!
He was already dissatisfied with the current rules. When he heard that the monkey was fighting against the heavens and wreaking havoc in the Heavenly Palace, he was overjoyed!
“Mr. Lu! I take back what I said just now. The Monkey King is the number one hero, hero, and demon in the world!” Qin Jun switched sides without hesitation.
He immediately became Sun Wukong’s fan.
Uncle Sun, who was at the side, revealed a smug smile.
That’s right. This was how it should be.
He looked at Lu Ping smugly.
Lu Ping didn’t refute him.
In fact, he worshipped Sun Wukong in the same way back then.
However, as he grew older, his views on many things changed.
On the Journey to the West, all the demons with backgrounds, no matter how evil they were, ultimately returned to their original positions. The demons that were killed had no background at all.
As for Sun Wukong, he was restricted by the golden hoop and could only follow orders all the way.
From the beginning to the end, how much passion did he have for learning the scriptures?
