Mr. Bodyguard Novel - Chapter 69

Chapter 69 Big!
For a man, one of the happiest things must be this. That is the goddess who has been coveting you for a long time and invites you to her home.

The happier thing was naturally to do some shameful things that children shouldn’t know when they got home. And then open the heart of the goddess, enjoy the happiness of life.

Sitting in the passenger seat of Chu Rou Yun’s Audi car, Jiang Feng’s pair of eyes were always secretly looking at Chu Rou Yun with residual light. From Chu Rou Yun’s exceptionally beautiful face to her proudly upright and perfectly shaped two peaks, to her slender waist that was flat and graspable, to her slender snow-white legs that were enough to confuse people to death …

Jiang Feng didn’t let go of every single inch of land. Jiang Feng had already used his gaze to touch Chu Rouyun’s entire body.

Chu Rou Yun endured Jiang Feng’s gaze from time to time. Finally, she could not help but say, “Please, if you want to see it, just look at it openly. Don’t be like a thief, okay?”

“Really? Can I see it openly?” Jiang Feng immediately sat sideways and stared fixedly at Chu Rou Yun without even blinking.

He looked back and forth from top to bottom, then back and forth from bottom to top, repeatedly looking at it several times.

Suddenly, Chu Rou Yun saw a traffic policeman in front of her. She quickly pulled her seat belt and reminded Jiang Feng, “There is a traffic policeman’s inspection. Hurry up and fasten your seat belt.”

Jiang Feng’s gaze did not move. He reached out to touch the seat belt and fastened it.

Chu Rou Yun had also buckled her seat belt, and Jiang Feng’s eyeballs were about to fall out. Chu Rou Yun wore a professional dress today. After getting in the car, she took off her coat and wore a white shirt.

Then, the seat belt happened to be strangled between Chu Rou Yun’s two peaks, causing Chu Rou Yun’s two peaks to become even more prominent. Under the white shirt, Jiang Feng could clearly see the black shield with lace edges.

If it weren’t for the fact that using Heavenly Vision Technique to spy on the opposite sex was easily condemned by the heavens, Jiang Feng would probably be unable to help but use Heavenly Vision Technique on Chu Rou Yun.

The car passed by the traffic policeman safely. Jiang Feng felt something dripping on his clothes, but he ignored it.

Chu Rou Yun saw that there was a red light ahead and immediately stopped the car. She turned to look at Jiang Feng and saw two nosebleeds hanging under his nostrils.

She lowered her head and saw the reason for Jiang Feng’s nosebleed.

Chu Rou Yun hurriedly untied her seat belt, then opened the storage box in front of Jiang Feng’s passenger seat. She took out a packet of napkins from inside and handed it to Jiang Feng. She said unhappily, “Look at your little accomplishment.”

Jiang Feng reached out his hand and touched his nosebleed. Gu Yue said, “The sky is a little dry, and people are a little angry, so there is a little nosebleed. This is a normal phenomenon. It is perfectly normal.”

As he spoke, Jiang Feng reached out to pick up Chu Rouyun’s napkin. He couldn’t hold it for a while and the napkin fell under Jiang Feng’s feet.

“Can’t you be careful?” Chu Rou Yun couldn’t help but complain, and then immediately bent down to help Jiang Feng pick up the napkins. Jiang Feng hurriedly leaned back to make it easier for Chu Rou Yun to pick up something.

However, their posture was a little too ambiguous, and a Toyota parked beside them waiting for the red light immediately rolled down the window. From his line of sight, he could only see Jiang Feng leaning backwards, Chu Rouyun lying in front of Jiang Feng.

In order to see clearly what Jiang Feng and Chu Rouyun were doing, his entire body had already left the driver’s seat and his head was resting on the roof of the carriage.

However, at this moment, Chu Rou Yun straightened her body and lowered her napkin to Jiang Feng.

Jiang Feng took out a piece of paper and subconsciously wiped the blood stains off his clothes. The man who drove the Toyota couldn’t help but shout, “Holy shit! Too fierce, too fierce!”

Chu Rou Yun drove on as the red light jumped to the green light. The driver subconsciously stepped on the accelerator and the car sped out. With a “bang”, it collided with the car in front of him. Then, another car behind him collided with his car. As a result, a series of traffic accidents occurred.

Perhaps neither Jiang Feng nor Chu Rouyun had expected that it was because of this series of traffic accidents. Ever since Chu Rouyun left the Hangzhou University campus, Gong Ziyou, who had been following behind her, was finally stopped because he hit someone else. At the same time, his car was hit by someone else.

Chu Rou Yun drove her car to the Jiangshan Ruhua Villa District smoothly. When she entered the villa district, Chu Rou Yun stopped the car at the entrance of a convenience store.

“Wait for me in the car first. I’ll go to the shop to buy some things.”

“Good, good, good.” Jiang Feng nodded, his eyes flashing with a strange light. What can I buy at the convenience store at this time? Could it be a TT to be used later?

Jiang Feng fantasized happily in his heart. Suddenly, he whispered, “No, I can’t let her buy this thing. How did she know that my talent is extraordinary? In some places, I’m like an Azure Dragon Ancient Beast. My model is different from an ordinary mortal’s.”

Jiang Feng hurriedly got off the car and followed Chu Rouyun into the convenience store.

Experienced people know that most convenience stores usually put TT at the cashier’s desk when displaying goods, most likely with some chewing gum.

As soon as Jiang Feng entered the shop, he saw that thing. He walked to the cashier’s desk and picked up a box of chewing gum. Yu Guang secretly looked at the words on the TT.

As a person who had never bought such a thing before, the various brands, types, and models of TT were enough to knock Jiang Feng out.

Standing inside the cashier was a slightly fat middle-aged woman. She looked at Jiang Feng for a while without saying a word. Finally, she went straight to the shelf where the TT was placed. She reached out and placed a box of Durex on the cashier’s desk. “This brand is better,” she whispered.

When Jiang Feng looked at the middle-aged woman, he immediately felt as if he had seen a relative. He continued to hold the gum and whispered, “Then take this, but what does that mean by ordinary, ultra-thin? And what about threads and floating points?”

“Just take the ultra-thin one.” The middle-aged woman directly changed a box for Jiang Feng.

Jiang Feng hurriedly nodded.

The middle-aged woman whispered, “Model, which model do you want?”

Jiang Feng replied in a low voice with an awkward expression, “I don’t know how to describe it.”

The middle-aged woman thought for a moment and her eyes suddenly lit up as if she had an idea. She first took a bottle of solid glue and placed it on the cashier’s desk. Jiang Feng immediately shook his head and whispered, “It’s bigger than it.”

The middle-aged woman immediately looked at Jiang Feng, took out another two-dollar double-exchange ham sausage and put it in the cashier’s desk, then coughed dryly twice.

Jiang Feng looked at it and shook his head again, “It’s bigger than it.”

The middle-aged woman looked at Jiang Feng in surprise and even gave him a thumbs up. Even though Jiang Feng’s skin was thick enough to break through the limits of the universe, he couldn’t help but feel a slight burning sensation on his face.

The middle-aged woman switched to a five-dollar double ham sausage again and pointed at it with her hand, meaning it should be the right size this time.

Jiang Feng slapped his forehead, almost collapsing. He covered his face and gritted his teeth as he whispered, “Big, big!”

The middle-aged woman was so frightened that she took two steps back and almost knocked down a shelf with shampoo hanging behind her. The middle-aged woman’s right hand trembled as she took a “large piece of special ham sausage” from beside her and placed it on the cashier’s desk.

Then, he turned his gaze to Jiang Feng.

Jiang Feng took a slight breath and exhaled. An unfathomable expression hung on his face as he nodded.

The middle-aged woman took away the TT from the cashier. After thinking for a long time, she took out a roll of plastic film from the side and handed it to Jiang Feng.

Jiang Feng stupidly took the plastic film and finally couldn’t help but say, “Big Aunt, who are you fooling? Can I not recognize that this is the plastic film?”

The middle-aged woman rolled her eyes at Jiang Feng and said unhappily, “Big brother, I’m afraid you’ll have to find a manufacturer to personally order what you want.”

“What private order?” Chu Rouyun walked over to the cashier’s desk with a bag of vegetables and asked Jiang Feng.

Jiang Feng hurriedly said, “Eh … no, I want a few bigger ham sausages. This aunt said that she needs to find a manufacturer to order them.”

Chu Rou Yun looked at the ham sausage on the cashier’s counter and casually picked up the “big meat piece special ham sausage”. “Forget it, I think this one is quite big. When we get to my house later, I’ll cut it into pieces and fry it for you to eat.”

“Cut … into pieces?” Jiang Feng swallowed his saliva. He lowered his head and looked down at his body. He felt that it was chilly down there all of a sudden.

Looking at Jiang Feng’s strange expression, Chu Rouyun asked with a puzzled expression, “Don’t you like to eat sliced food? But this is too big. If I want to eat the whole one, it will be inconvenient for me to eat it …”

Because the middle-aged woman had given Chu Rou Yun a special meaning to the ham sausage in her hand, whatever Chu Rou Yun said now made Jiang Feng feel “empathy”.

Especially what Chu Rou Yun said, the whole thing was inconvenient to eat. Jiang Feng hurriedly grabbed Chu Rouyun’s hand and said, “Whatever you want, you can do whatever you want. I’ll listen to you.”

“Alright, let’s settle the bill then.” Chu Rou Yun put the ham into the bag and asked the middle-aged woman to calculate the price for her. After paying, Chu Rou Yun carried the vegetables and prepared to leave.

As soon as she reached the door, the middle-aged woman suddenly shouted, “Young man, young man …”

Jiang Feng stopped and looked back at the middle-aged woman with a puzzled expression.

The middle-aged woman waved at Jiang Feng and he walked over.

The middle-aged woman took another piece of meat from the shelf and placed it in Jiang Feng’s hand. She whispered to Jiang Feng, “This shop is mine. My husband is often not at home. If you really have such power, I am willing to pay 3,000 yuan a time.”

Hearing that, Jiang Feng immediately smiled and pulled the middle-aged woman’s hand. He put the ham sausage back into her hand and said, “I am indeed that powerful, but I feel that you are more suitable for it.”