Mr. Bodyguard Novel - Chapter 623
Chapter 623 Qiao to Miao Wenzhi Answer
After Jiang Feng easily subdued the pink noodle Young Master, he kicked the pink noodle Young Master away. Jiang Feng smiled and said, “Good son, stay at the side and see how your father and I answer the questions.”
Jiang Feng cupped his hands and said, “I’m making a fool of myself. I don’t know which Miss Xiahou likes.”
“The first couplet is related to a temple called the Great Buddha Temple that I have been to before, so what I am right is that. People have been to the Great Buddha Temple, and temples and buddhas are extraordinary.”
“Alright!” Everyone cheered. Jiang Feng’s couplet literally meant that people passed by the Great Buddha Temple, and the temples and Buddhas of the Great Buddha Temple were bigger than each other. The meaning could be said smoothly, but at the same time, it was also formed by the negative thoughts above, so the confrontation could be considered neat and orderly.
The golden-armored soldier upstairs also applauded loudly. At the same time, he said, “Young Master, please tell us your second couplet and let us taste it.”
“Alright.” Jiang Feng smiled and said, “The Great Buddha Temple is located at Mount Three Clouds, and next to the Great Buddha Temple is Yunyin Temple. Therefore, my second couplet is related to Yunyin Temple. This second couplet is Monk You Yunyin Temple, Monk You Yunyin Temple.”
“Good! That’s wonderful.” This time, everyone in the hall burst out in cheers. Everyone kept reading this couplet, “The guests live naturally, but the guests from the sky. Monk You Yun Yin Temple, Monk You Yun Yun You Monk from the temple. Wonderful, really wonderful …”
Indeed, this second lineup was more subtle than the first. The artistic conception was also closer. A monk traveled to Yunyin Temple and discovered that there was a monk hiding in the temple. Isn’t the monk traveling in the clouds Buddha? Wasn’t the guest on that day an immortal? Buddha versus Immortal, how could a person not clap their hands and cry out in admiration if they had a good idea?
“Young Master Gao Cai, I admire you!” A young master stood up and bowed to Jiang Feng.
Jiang Feng immediately returned the greeting and shook his head, “It just so happened that he would occasionally get something. Brother, you’re too polite.”
‘”How can I not admire you for coming up with two couplets in such a short period of time? I say you are modest. Please continue to answer Miss Xiahou Yunmeng’s question so that we can have a better look.”
“That’s right, that’s right. Young Master, continue to answer the questions.”
Under everyone’s coaxing, the golden-armored soldier on the stage immediately bowed to Jiang Feng and said, “Young Master’s talent is truly admirable. Next, according to Miss Xiahou Yunmeng’s question, I will ask Young Master to bring up a question that she will admit she will never be able to answer.”
‘”What kind of question is this? If Miss Xiahou Yunmeng said that she might not be able to answer it today, then perhaps she might be able to answer it in the future. Isn’t this the question that Miss Xiahou Yunmeng will never be able to answer?”
Before Jiang Feng could start speaking, the other spectators in the hall had already started to shout. Everyone was excited, as if they had been beaten with chicken blood, and they swore an oath to plead for Jiang Feng’s injustice.
“This” The golden-armored soldier said with an ugly expression, “This matter has absolutely nothing to do with the young general. It was entirely Miss Xiahou’s question.”
“Miss Xiahou, this is too insincere.”
“That’s right, that’s … that’s pure deception.”
Jiang Feng thought for a moment and then thought to himself, “Holy shit, you’re actually playing with my brain. Can you baffle me? I’ll let you, Miss Xiahou Yunmeng, see how powerful this young master is.”
Jiang Feng opened his hands and suppressed the pressure. Everyone gradually stopped talking. Jiang Feng smiled and said to Gui Gong, who was standing on the stage, “Please tell Miss Xiahou Yunmeng my question.”
The golden-armored soldier cupped his hands and bowed, “Young Master, please speak.”
The smile on Jiang Feng’s face widened. He opened his mouth and said, “Can the so-called omnipotent Divine Emperor create a stone that he can’t lift himself?”
The hall was silent for a moment, and then a burst of applause that was louder than any before suddenly erupted.
“Good! Wonderful! Wonderful…”
There were six floors in the Natural House, and there were only two rooms on the sixth floor. They were called Yao Yue and Ting Yu.
At this moment, Xiahou Yunmeng was in “Listening to the Rain”.
Hearing the faint fragrance of agarwood burning in the rain house, a woman holding a brush while painting laughed out loud when she heard the words of a maid beside her. “This is a question that he can’t think of. Can the so-called omnipotent Divine Emperor make a stone that he can’t lift himself?” She said.
“Aiya, my painting.” The woman cried out in alarm. She saw that her painting of a beautiful woman was tilted because of the shaking of the painting brush that she had laughed at earlier.
The woman looked at the painting and shook her head, “What a pity.” Then the woman put down her brush and said to the maid, “Go and invite him in. I want to see who this genius who can answer my question is.”
“It’s Miss.” The maid bowed and left. The woman raised her head, and the bright lights shone on her beautiful face.
Today, Xiahou Yunmeng wore a lavender dress with a waist tied around her waist. Her tall and graceful waist, as well as the astonishingly bulging Jade Maiden Peak … all of them revealed a strong sense of charm. Coupled with Xiahou Yunmeng’s beautiful face, it was not too much to say that she was a heavenly beauty.
In the hall, Jiang Feng, who was full of praise, bowed to the people around him and began to drink wine and talk to some young cultivators who weren’t familiar with each other.
One of the cultivators surnamed Shi smiled and said, “Big Brother Jiang, what a wonderful question you asked just now. I think Miss Xiahou must marry you today. Congratulations, little brother.”
Jiang Feng was slightly stunned. He smiled awkwardly and said, “Eh … I’m flattering you.”
Sure enough, not long after, a maidservant walked up to Jiang Feng and said, “Young lady Yashi greets Young Master.”
Jiang Feng stood up and said, “Miss Yashi, you don’t need to be too polite. Is there anything I can do for you?”
Yashi said, “My young miss Xiahou Yun dreams of having Young Master sit upstairs.”
Jiang Feng nodded slightly and said, “Then I’ll have to trouble you to lead the way.”
Yashi shook her head, “Young Master, you’re welcome.”
Jiang Feng followed Yashi up to the sixth floor and arrived at the door of Tingyu residence. A melodious and melodious zither sound came.
“Du Du Du …” Yashi knocked lightly on the door and said, “Miss, Young Master Jiang Feng is here.”
The zither stopped and a voice came from inside the room, “Please come in, Young Master Jiang.”
“Yes!” Yashi pushed open the door and said to Jiang Feng, “Young Master, please come in.”
Jiang Feng nodded slightly and said, “Thank you.” And crossed the threshold into the room.
The room was a large suite. The furnishings in the hall were simple, but there were many ingenious thoughts that made people feel very comfortable. The faint fragrance of agarwood made people feel refreshed. Jiang Feng thought to himself, “I heard the zither and the voice just now. I just don’t know what Daoist looks like.”
“Little girl Xiahou Yunmeng greets Young Master.”
A voice came from behind Jiang Feng. Jiang Feng turned around and saw Xiahou Yunmeng saluting him. Jiang Feng smiled and raised his hands, “Miss Xiahou, you’re welcome.”
Xiahou Yunmeng stood up and looked up at Jiang Feng. At this moment, Jiang Feng also looked at Xiahou Yunmeng. Jiang Feng’s heart trembled when he saw Xiahou Yunmeng’s appearance. He shouted, “Holy shit … top grade!”
When Xiahou Yunmeng first looked at Qingjiang Feng, she thought to herself that this person’s appearance was pretty good and his talent was pretty good. However, Jiang Feng looked at her in a daze, and his eyes almost fell out of his sockets.
‘”Puchi” Xiahou Yunmeng laughed out loud at Jiang Feng’s dumbfounded appearance. Jiang Feng immediately regained his senses and awkwardly scratched his scalp. “That … the beauty of the young lady is astonishing. I was absent-minded for a moment. I hope that you would forgive me if I was absent-minded.”
Xiahou Yunmeng shook her head and said, “Since ancient times, there have been many calamities to her beauty. So what if she is beautiful or ugly? She is just a stinky bag. Even if she tries her best to cultivate, isn’t her lifespan exhausted just a pile of bones?”
“Miss, what you said is somewhat wrong.” Jiang Feng shook his head slightly and said, “The most precious thing for a person is his life.” There is only one life per person. A man’s life should be spent like this: looking back, he will not regret wasting his time, nor will he be ashamed of despicable vulgarity. Beauty and ugliness are the blessings of the heavens. We don’t need to pay too much attention to these innate things. We have already thought of how to make our lives more meaningful and quality. ”
“Meaning? Quality?” Xiahou Yunmeng blinked her beautiful eyes. She felt that Jiang Feng’s words contained a very profound philosophy, but many words were unheard of and unseen by her.
Jiang Feng was slightly embarrassed and his heart was sweating profusely. How could he forget that he was in the God Realm? Who could understand the meaning and quality of life?
Fortunately, Xiahou Yunmeng did not continue to ask. Instead, she said, “Young Master, Xiahou Yunmeng has been taught a lesson.” Xiahou Yunmeng bowed slightly and pointed at the side hall. “The little girl has already prepared some food and wine for Young Master in the side hall. Young Master, please move your majesty to the side hall for dinner.”
“Oh, good.” Jiang Feng followed Xiahou Yunmeng over. After the two of them sat down, Xiahou Yunmeng poured a glass of wine for Jiang Feng. Then, he picked up the glass and said, “Come, Xiahou Yunmeng, a toast to Young Master.”
Jiang Feng picked up the wine glass and drank it all in one gulp after clashing with Xiahou Yunmeng. After drinking, they put down their glasses. This was their first time seeing each other, so they couldn’t find a topic to talk about.
After being stunned, Xiahou Yunmeng stretched out her chopsticks and picked up a piece of chicken meat for Jiang Feng. “Young Master, try the natural Lingzhi fragrant chicken. This chicken has been raised with precious medicinal ingredients since childhood, and its meat is fresh and tender with a strong medicinal fragrance.”
Jiang Feng reached for the chicken and said, “Thank you.” Then he smiled and said, “I have encountered an interesting thing about this chicken. Why don’t I tell Miss Xiahou Yunmeng about it?”
Xiahou Yunmeng nodded like Shi Da Nai and said, “Young Master, please speak.”
Jiang Feng revealed a wicked smile and began to talk about the interesting things he said.
“That day I went out to eat chicken with a few friends. One of our friends said that the best place to eat chicken is the butt of the chicken. So the moment the chicken was on the table, a few of our friends were snatching the chicken butt together. Grabbing at me, I discovered that the chicken butt had suddenly disappeared, so I asked, ‘Eh? Why did this butt disappear all of a sudden?’ A friend of ours pointed at his mouth and shouted proudly, ‘Here’s the butt, here’s the butt’.
After Jiang Feng finished speaking, he began to laugh. When he looked at Miss Xiahou Yunmeng, he saw that she was stunned.
Jiang Feng suddenly felt a little embarrassed. This joke seemed to be a little cold …