Mr. Bodyguard Novel - Chapter 622
Chapter 622 Recruit a Son-In-Law to See Talent
Zhong Bin’s situation suddenly became worse. Jiang Feng and the others had no choice but to change their plan to leave Flying Wild Goose Pass for the Southern Barbaric Region. Since the Heavenly Spirit Sunflower Second Flower was in the Origin Palace Pass, he naturally had to take a detour to the Origin Palace
Slave Thirteen Wind carried Tuoba Yu’s sedan chair all the way to the outside of a town market outside the Yuan Palace Pass. Jiang Feng and the others were worried that Tuoba Feng would put all the checkpoints on alert in advance, so they decided to eat something in the town market first and casually investigate the news of the Origin Palace Pass.
Jiang Feng and the others had just sat down in a hall called the Cloud Inn. The topics discussed at several tables in the hall immediately attracted Jiang Feng’s attention.
Jiang Feng pricked up his ears and listened carefully. He could only hear those people exchanging words with each other. He said loudly, “This Xiahou Baili is not a simple person. He is the strongest of the nine guardian generals of the southern border, and his soldiers are the most elite. It is not an exaggeration to say that he is the leader of the nine guardian generals of the southern border!”
“That’s right, that’s right. With such a person as father-in-law, his life will definitely be comfortable. Now that his only daughter, Xiahou Yunmeng, has openly invited her to marry him, it’s definitely a once-in-a-lifetime good opportunity. Everyone, please seize this opportunity.”
“Come on, with our level of cultivation, how can they look down on us? For someone like Xiahou Baili to recruit a son-in-law, we probably don’t even have the qualifications to enter the shortlist.”
‘”No, no. This time, the Xiahou family’s recruitment of a son-in-law may be different. Miss Xiahou said that she doesn’t pay attention to her husband’s cultivation, only his talent. As long as she can answer all her questions, she will choose him as her son-in-law. So this time, everyone has a chance … hahaha …”
“Recruitment? Judging by talent?” Lu Chuxue looked at Jiang Feng and chuckled. Jiang Feng rolled his eyes unhappily, “What are you laughing at?”
“Hey, Old Jiang, isn’t talent your strong point? Alright, alright, let’s not eat anymore. Hurry up and go into Guan City to take a look. It’s about your disciple’s life and death. I believe you won’t refuse, right?”
“Lao Lu, you …”
Jiang Feng wanted to think of something to refute Lu Chuxue, but in the end, he could only nod his head, “You go find the waiter and settle the bill. Let’s go.”
Lu Chuxue smiled and stood up immediately.
Yuan Gongguan’s Guan City was not small. Compared to Gu Yang City, it was only slightly behind in terms of prosperity, but its area was quite large.
As soon as someone like Yuan Gongguan entered, he could feel that it was very different from ordinary cities. There were patrolling soldiers everywhere here, and Xiao Sha’s aura was much denser than ordinary cities.
Unexpectedly for Jiang Feng and the others, the Origin Palace Pass did not seem to be on guard against their arrival. Not only did Jiang Feng and the others enter Guan City very smoothly, they also directly arrived at the Natural House.
Originally, this natural residence was only an ordinary inn in the Origin Palace Pass, but because Xiahou Yunmeng had set the location for her son-in-law here, the natural residence became extremely lively.
When they arrived at the entrance of the Natural House, Jiang Feng noticed that many people were standing at the entrance and did not enter. There were two groups of armored soldiers guarding the entrance. Jiang Feng and the others squeezed in and saw that Xiahou Yunmeng was not a female classmate without a story.
The two groups of soldiers were guarding a wooden tablet, on which were written the rules for entering a natural dwelling. It says, “Pay fifty low-grade Immortal Spirit Stones and try to connect them to the entrance. If you can’t, you can pay ten medium-grade Immortal Spirit Stones to enter the entrance.” “If you can’t, you can also pay ten medium-grade Immortal Spirit Stones to enter the entrance.”
A match would cost fifty low-grade Immortal Spirit Stones, but ten mid-grade Immortal Spirit Stones was the same as robbery, wasn’t it?
Fortunately, Jiang Feng didn’t have much, only too many Immortal Spirit Stones. After all, Jiang Feng had killed so many cultivators and robbed them of so many treasure bags.
Jiang Feng looked at the couplet at the door with great interest. The couplet read: “Two four five.”
This couplet looked incomparably simple, but everyone felt that this couplet could not be that simple. There must be another mystery, so no one dared to rashly couplet down.
Besides, what was the most common thing in the God Realm? It was a cultivator. A group of cultivators had been thinking about how to comprehend the Heavenly Secrets and how to raise their cultivation. Aren’t you joking about what couplets you want them to write?
In the words that prevail on earth, this is a typical professional mismatch.
Fortunately, Jiang Feng was a man with a penguin account on Earth, and he was also a man who had driven purple diamonds, yellow diamonds, and blue diamonds. How could such a couplet be him?
Jiang Feng waved his hand and dozens of sword Qi flew out and inscribed on the other side of the gate, “Lu Qibajiu.”
Jiang Feng immediately wrote a banner on the door-North and South.
After writing all of this, Jiang Feng threw a high-grade Immortal Spirit Stone to the soldiers guarding the gate. He smiled and said to the soldiers, “I have come out with the couplet. This high-grade Immortal Spirit Stone can be considered as a token of my gratitude to your Yuan Palace Pass guards. You’ve suffered a lot.”
The guard looked excitedly at the high-grade immortal spirit stone in Jiang Feng’s hand. One high-grade immortal spirit stone was equivalent to a thousand mid-grade immortal spirit stones. This was definitely a huge sum of money.
The guard smiled and bowed to Jiang Feng, “Young Master is talented and has a high cultivation level. He is generous and generous. I hope that Young Master can pass the next few tests smoothly and succeed in the end, our uncle.”
“I borrowed Big Brother’s good fortune.” Jiang Feng smiled.
Just as Jiang Feng was about to enter, someone in the crowd who had been watching shouted, “If you give money, you give it. What kind of talent do you have to say? Is it even considered a couplet for Lu Qibajiu to randomly join the Twenty-Siwu Clan? The banner is even more ridiculous. It’s also’north and south ‘. Why don’t you write something?”
Jiang Feng, who had already stepped through the door, suddenly stopped. He turned around and glanced at the crowd. He smiled and said, “If you’re stupid, you should not talk. If you can’t understand the mysteries, you should read it a few more times. For no reason, you exposed your brain to be as stupid as a pig. Why bother?”
After saying that, Jiang Feng pointed at Shanglian and said, “Shanglian 2345 is missing a ‘One’. This is why Miss Xiahou asked everyone to pay fifty low-grade immortal spirit stones to answer the question, because she lacked one (clothes).”
My next couplet was correct because I wanted to tell Miss Xiahou that I already understood her difficulties. Because there is no ten in six, seven, eight, nine, that is to say, ten less (food).
“Ha, I understand. The banner is’north and south ‘, that is, there is nothing’. Young Master is saying that the Yuan Palace Pass army lacks food and clothing.”
Some of the surrounding cultivators exclaimed in surprise. Jiang Feng smiled and went straight into the Natural House without saying a word.
The hall of the Natural Residence was noisy, and a couplet hung from the second floor. It said, “Natural Residence on the Guest, but Heavenly Guest on the Guest.”
At first glance, this couplet was nothing, but in reality, this couplet was very mysterious.
Because literally, the couplet meant that a guest walked up to an inn called Natural House and finally announced that he was a guest from the sky. The ingenuity of the entire Shanglian lies in the fact that it is actually a counter-intent of the “guest’s natural residence” when it comes to “the guest from heaven”.
Most of the people who entered the Natural Hall were from Flower Immortal Spirit Stones. They couldn’t even match such a simple couplet outside the door, let alone the one inside.
Just as everyone in the hall was discussing, scratching their ears and cheeks, racking their brains.
Jiang Feng looked at the pair and thought about it. Suddenly, he shouted to a golden-armored general standing upstairs, “General, I’ve already thought of two couplets. Why don’t I tell them together and see which Miss Xiahou likes?”
Whoosh …
A burst of cries of alarm came from the hall. These people had entered the hall half a day in advance, but not a single one of them could come up with. Jiang Feng actually thought of two just as he entered. How could they not be surprised?
Jiang Feng opened his mouth and was just about to read the couplet when a pink-faced man with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks shouted, “Hey, I said that pretty boy. Before this young master comes out of the couplet, none of you can go down the couplet.”
Jiang Feng turned his head to look at the fleshy pink noodle Young Master and immediately sneered, “Do you really think that everyone in the world is your father? Does everyone have to listen to you?”
“You dare to scold me?” Young Master Pink Noodle was both shocked and angry. He jumped out and ran towards Jiang Feng.
When Young Master Pink Noodle ran in front of Jiang Feng, Jiang Feng immediately took action.
Jiang Feng grabbed onto Young Master Pink-noodle’s wrist like lightning and squatted on the ground with a miserable scream.
Jiang Feng stepped on Young Master Pink Noodle’s back and smiled, “Greetings, Daddy. I’ll let you go immediately. Otherwise, I’ll show you how powerful I am.”
“How dare you! Hurry up and let me go! Let me tell you, my father is Sima …”
“Pa!” “You have no memory. Remember your father’s surname is Cao.”
“You dare to hit me?” Young Master Pink Noodle was stunned. He never thought that there would be anyone in Yuangong Guan City who dared to attack him. Previously, when he hit a direct descendant of a small clan, that fellow subconsciously kicked him back. In the end, he broke his entire leg.
This time, Young Master Pink Noodle thought to himself that he must chop the person in front of him into meat sauce.
“If I hit you, I’ll hit you. What else do you want? I think you’re pretty crazy. Alright, I’ll let you know what a’needle in the eye of the devil ‘means!”
Jiang Feng took out five silver needles from his bosom. The five needles stabbed into Young Master Pink Face’s five acupuncture points with the technique of Taiyi Thirteen Needles.
Young Master Pink Noodle immediately felt half of the pain and half of the itch on his body, causing him to feel extremely uncomfortable.
Jiang Feng chuckled and said, “These five silver needles of mine were refined from the Yang Poison Centipede, the Nine Poison Toad, the Heart Severing Snake Liquid and seven other rare poisons for 79 days. If they were stabbed by my silver needle, my entire body would itch until my flesh and blood ultimately rot. Are you sure you still want to be so arrogant?”
Jiang Feng said that Young Master Pink Noodle was already trembling from fear. In addition to the unbearable pain and itchiness on his body, Young Master Pink Noodle’s face was so pale that he immediately shook his head and said, “I don’t dare. Senior, please give me the antidote. I won’t dare to do it again.”
Jiang Feng smiled faintly and said, “Hmm? Still calling me an expert? You didn’t hear what I just said, did you?”
Young Master Pink Noodle’s expression froze. After a moment of silence, he said with difficulty, “Good father, I was wrong. Your boss doesn’t care about being a villain. Give me the antidote.”
“Mm. This is still moving.” Jiang Feng took out a small exquisite bottle from his embrace and said, “Let me ask you, do you know your father’s surname now?”
“My surname is Cao, my surname is Cao.” Young Master Pink Noodle stared straight at the small porcelain bottle in Jiang Feng’s hand and immediately followed the answer Jiang Feng wanted.
Jiang Feng smiled and said, “Yes, not bad. I’ve become much smarter. Here’s the antidote.”
Jiang Feng handed over the antidote and suddenly retracted it. “Let me ask you again, what is your father’s full name?” Jiang Feng asked.
Young Master Pink Noodle was slightly stunned. He could only ask Jiang Feng with an embarrassed smile, “Father, may I ask what your name is?”
Jiang Feng pretended to be unhappy and patted Young Master Pink Noodle’s face, saying, “You forgot your father’s name is’ Crouching Horse ‘.”
“Oh, right, right, right.” Young Master Pink Noodle smiled and said, “Father, your name is Cao Wuma, fuck/me/mom …”
Suddenly, Young Master Pink Face’s expression froze. Wasn’t “Cao Wuma” just “Fuck me. Mom”? The surrounding onlookers immediately burst into laughter that was enough to topple the roof.