Mr. Bodyguard Novel - Chapter 586
Chapter 586 Because You’re Stupid
Flowers and praises were undoubtedly powerful tools that touched the hearts of young girls, both on Earth and in the God Realm.
Moreover, the flower that Jiang Feng gave Lin Hualong was called the Nine-Colored Dragon Roland. Apart from its beauty and fragrance, its effects were far more than that.
Just as everyone in the inn hall was sighing with admiration for the fragrance of the flowers, butterflies of all colors suddenly flew up from the window of the inn.
Rainbow butterflies danced around Lin Hualong, surrounded by Jiang Feng and Lin Hualong.
Everything was like a dream.
Lin Hualong looked at the colorful butterfly beside him in surprise. In the end, her gaze met Jiang Feng’s. For a moment, Lin Hualong was slightly absent-minded.
Wen Que Dong, who was sitting in the corner with Jiang Tian Liu, couldn’t help but smile bitterly and shake his head when he saw this scene. He looked at Jiang Tian Liu and said, “Could it be that Big Brother Jiang has always been so romantic? He can’t be ignorant of my sister’s feelings towards him, right?”
Jiang Tianliu smiled and sighed softly. He spread out his hands helplessly.
“There’s nothing I can do. Our Jiang family’s men are so charming.”
Wen Que Dong glanced at Jiang Tian Liu and couldn’t help but curl his lips. “Yes, your men are quite narcissistic.”
Jiang Tianliu was stunned for a moment before finally smiling and saying to Wen Que Dong, “Alright, you don’t have to be jealous for your sister. If I’m not mistaken, Xiao Feng is still preparing for the entire Nangong Bai. With Xiao Feng’s personality, how could he be willing to let Nangong Bai off like this?”
When Jiang Tianliu said this, Wen Que Dong immediately felt that it was reasonable.
He quickly calmed down and watched, wanting to see how Jiang Feng would react when Nangong Bai returned.
Sure enough, Nangong Bai quickly changed his clothes and returned to the lobby of the inn.
At this moment, Lin Hualong had already put away the nine-colored dragon Roland that Jiang Feng had given her, and the dancing butterflies around her had also flown away.
Jiang Feng, who was sitting beside her, was talking happily with her when the expression on Nangong Bai’s face instantly turned gloomy.
He had designed it for a long time, and it was not easy for him to get to know Lin Hualong.
Just as everything was going smoothly, a big clown suddenly got diarrhea.
Nangong Bai was still thinking about how he could make up for it. He had killed a Jiang Feng halfway through the journey for no apparent reason. How could Nangong Bai be happy about this?
Nangong Bai walked over to Jiang Feng and said coldly, “Fellow Daoist, you seem to be sitting in the wrong seat.”
Jiang Feng stared blankly at Nangong Bai, as if he did not understand what Nangong Bai was saying.
Lin Hualong couldn’t help but say, “Big Brother Jiang didn’t sit in the wrong seat. Didn’t you sit here just now? Uh … Why don’t Big Brother Jiang and I switch seats together?”
What! Lin Hualong wants to change seats with him?
Nangong Bai was about to go crazy from anger. He almost couldn’t hold back his killing intent and leaked it out.
However, before the medicinal properties of Yanqing Powder could completely dissipate, Nangong Bai’s stomach started to hurt again.
Seeing Nangong Bai’s peculiar expression, Jiang Feng exclaimed, “Aiya, this Daoist brother’s face is pale and his lips are dark purple. This is a sign of poisoning. If I’m not mistaken, does this Daoist brother feel an unbearable pain in his abdomen and a strong desire to go to the toilet?”
Nangong Bai frowned when he heard this and coldly said, “I have used the Green Ink Ruler to probe through everything I have entered. How could I possibly be poisoned! Don’t alarmist me! Nonsense!”
Jiang Feng shrugged his shoulders and said nonchalantly, “You can try using your fingers to press the Yaoshu acupoint on your waist to see how you will react.”
“You’re just being mysterious.” Although Nangong Bai said this, he still pressed his hand on his waist and shu acupoint.
After pressing Nangong Bai, he didn’t have any big reaction. He looked at Jiang Feng and snorted coldly.
Jiang Feng shook his head and said speechlessly, “I saw that your cultivation is not low. I didn’t expect that you didn’t even know where the Yaoshu acupoint is. Was the place you just ordered called the Yaoshu acupoint?”
As Jiang Feng spoke, he stretched out his hand and placed it on Nangong Bai’s waist.
With a seemingly casual finger, Nangong Bai’s expression changed drastically as soon as he pressed it down.
Pu …
A mouthful of blood spat out from Nangong Bai’s mouth. As soon as the blood fell to the ground, it immediately emitted black smoke. An unpleasant stench rose from the mouthful of blood.
Nangong Bai finally panicked.
“How could this be?”
However, Nangong Bai was Nangong Bai after all. After living in the God Realm for so many years, he still had the most basic common sense.
Nangong Bai looked at Jiang Feng and asked angrily, “You! Did you do this?”
Jiang Feng spread out his hands, his face filled with grievance and helplessness.
“If you really think so, then I can’t say. This world is really hard for a good person to do. Let me kindly remind you that you actually suspect me.”
“Nonsense, I was fine. I vomited blood the moment your hand touched me, and you said it wasn’t you?”
Jiang Feng shook his head and sighed, “Think carefully. With your cultivation, how can you suffer from diarrhea? If I remember correctly, before I came over to talk to you, you seemed to have started diarrhea, right? Could it be that I was the one who caused your diarrhea?”
Nangong Bai was dazed by Jiang Feng’s words. At this moment, he felt an intense stinging pain intensifying in his dantian. Experience told Nangong Bai that he was indeed poisoned.
Nangong Bai took a deep breath and asked Jiang Feng through gritted teeth, “Since you can see that I’m poisoned, do you have a way to cure me?”
“Yes, but why should I tell you? I kindly reminded you that you suspected me. If I detoxify you again, wouldn’t I let you sit tight and poison me? So I’m sorry, I can’t help you.”
Jiang Feng shrugged his shoulders and turned around to leave.
Nangong Bai waved his right hand, and a long sword suddenly appeared in his hand. He pointed the tip of his sword at Jiang Feng’s back and said coldly, “If you don’t detoxify me, I will immediately take your life.”
Jiang Feng stopped and turned around.
His face was filled with resentment, but anyone with good eyesight could tell that Jiang Feng was not only resentful, there was also a trace of fear in the depths of his eyes.
Jiang Feng controlled his voice to tremble slightly. He clenched his hands and said to Nangong Bai, “You … Why are you like this?”
“Cut the crap! If you want to live, quickly detoxify me!”
“Big Brother Jiang, why don’t you detoxify Big Brother Nangong? After all, Big Brother Nangong reminded me just now that I was able to avoid poisoning. Now that he’s poisoned, it’s possible that it was the accomplice who took revenge just now.”
Lin Hualong softly advised Jiang Feng. Jiang Feng seemed to have found a step down the slope. After hesitating for a moment, he nodded his head. “I… I affirm that I didn’t save you because I was afraid of death. I did it for Sister Lin’s sake.”
Jiang Feng touched a leopard embryo tendon changing pill and tossed it to Nangong Bai.
After Nangong Bai received the pill, he looked at Jiang Feng suspiciously. Obviously, he was very wary of Jiang Feng.
Jiang Feng ignored whether Nangong Bai would eat the Leopard Embryo Tendon Transformation Pill or not. In any case, it was an unexpected surprise for him to eat it. Not eating Jiang Feng felt that it could be considered a great warning to Nangong Bai.
“I told you to be arrogant and domineering in the auction house and kill me. You’re the one who did it.” Jiang Feng thought to himself.
Originally, Nangong Bai had been poisoned by Jiang Feng’s Yanqing Powder. Just now, when Jiang Feng reached out to press Nangong Bai’s waist, he used a clever technique from the “Taiyi Thirteen Needles” to insert a bee hair needle into Nangong Bai’s body.
This bee-feathered needle was as its name suggested. It was as small as the hair on a bee’s body, let alone an ordinary person. Even if a cultivator didn’t use enough spiritual energy to examine it carefully, he wouldn’t be able to see it at all.
With such a tiny needle and Jiang Feng’s special technique, Nangong Bai couldn’t feel the needle entering his body.
Therefore, although Nangong Bai suspected Jiang Feng, he was only half convinced.
Jiang Feng smeared the Nine Yang Powder on the bee hair needle. This thing was the same as the Spirit Cleansing Grass and the Blood Stasis Activating Pill. It was a positive drug.
The difference was that the Nine Yang Powder was an extremely Yang medicine.
If one’s blood vitality was insufficient and yin was flourishing and yang was weakening, this medicine would greatly nourish one’s body. For a cultivator like Nangong Bai with a high cultivation level, there was no need to consume it. However, for someone like Nangong Bai who had been poisoned by Yanqing Powder, Nine Yang Powder was like pouring a bucket of gasoline into a large fire. It could definitely instantly deepen the poison of Yanqing Powder and cause a poisonous change.
A poison of this level would definitely not be enough to take Nangong Bai’s life.
However, it was more than enough to consume a little of his cultivation and make him suffer.
However, Nangong Bai must not take the Bao Tai Yi Jin Pill again, because this Bao Tai Yi Jin Pill can be said to be one of the most Yang pills. Its masculinity was more than a hundred times stronger than the Nine Yang Powder.
With Nangong Bai’s current condition, if he really took the Leopard Embryo Tendon Transformation Pill, the worst case scenario would be the Extreme Yang Transformation Fire, a fire poison that could attack his heart.
Presently, if Nangong Bai wanted to save his life, he really could only listen to Jiang Feng’s orders. And according to Jiang Feng’s temperament, no matter how he treated Nangong Bai, it wouldn’t be much better if he didn’t have to explain it in detail.
Just as Jiang Feng was guessing whether Nangong Bai would consume the Bao Tai Yi Jin Pill, Nangong Bai first tested the Bao Tai Yi Jin Pill with a green ink ruler to see if it was poisonous. Then, he looked at Jiang Feng and said, “I can take your life even if you only have one breath left. If this medicine doesn’t work, I guarantee that you will die before me.”
After Nangong Bai finished speaking, he really threw the Leopard Embryo Tendon Transformation Pill into his mouth.
The Bao Tai Yi Jin Pill melted at the entrance. The instant the medicinal liquid flowed down Nangong Bai’s throat into his abdomen, an intense burning sensation immediately arose at Nangong Bai’s throat.
In an instant, Nangong Bai felt that what he was swallowing wasn’t medicinal magma, but magma.
The Bao Tai Yi Jin Pill did not take a second to turn into fire poison in Nangong Bai’s body. Nangong Bai’s face turned fiery red.
How could Nangong Bai not understand what was happening when such a situation occurred? He stared at Jiang Feng with his eyes wide open and roared angrily, “You Yin …”
Before Nangong Bai could finish speaking, he didn’t dare to say anything else. The fierce fire poison was like a volcano erupting in Nangong Bai’s body.
Nangong Bai was helpless and could only sit down and use his cultivation technique to defend against the fire poison.
If the fire poison really attacked his heart, then Nangong Bai would really be hopeless.
Jiang Feng smiled when he saw Nangong Bai sitting down with such a choice.
He crouched down and whispered to Nangong Bai, “Do you want to know why I want to mess with you?”
Nangong Bai glared at Jiang Feng with an angry expression.
Jiang Feng chuckled and said indifferently, “Because you’re stupid.”