Mr. Bodyguard Novel - Chapter 585
Chapter 585 Whose Routine Is Deeper?
The red-clothed girl was obviously a rookie in Jianghu. Seeing the poison in the dish, she was obviously shocked. When she took two steps back, the red-clothed girl reacted and used her gaze to look for the waiter who served the dish.
Before the red-clothed girl could react, the waiter had already thrown away the tray in his hand, turned around, and ran towards the entrance of the inn.
Whoosh …
A white rainbow streaked across the hall of the inn, and the waiter raised his hands and cried out in pain.
On his wrist, two wounds were bleeding.
At this moment, Nangong Bai, who was sitting by the window, said, “This time, I’ll break your small hand tendons and punish you. Next time I encounter you doing such a dirty thing, I will definitely take your life.”
“Scram!”
Nangong Bai told the waiter to scram, and the waiter immediately left with his head lowered as if he had been granted an amnesty.
Since the red-clothed girl had been saved by Nangong Bai, she naturally had to thank him.
She got up and walked to Nangong Bai’s side. She took two high-grade immortal spirit stones from her treasure bag and placed them on the table in front of Nangong Bai. The red-clothed girl said, “Thank you for reminding us to save him.”
Nangong Bai glanced at the girl in red and then at the high-grade immortal spirit stones on the table.
In the end, Nangong Bai smiled and said, “Since something like this happened to us, we must take care of it. Rather than thanking her with this vulgar Immortal Spirit Stone, how about we exchange it for a pot of wine?”
Young and handsome, experienced in Jianghu, with an unfathomable cultivation base. Chivalrous kindheartedness was warm-hearted, and righteousness was awe-inspiring, not greedy for wealth.
Such a man was, in every way, the ideal lover for young girls.
Therefore, for Nangong Bai, who didn’t want immortal spirit stones and chose a pot of fine wine, it was naturally impossible for the red-clothed girl not to agree.
She turned around and waved to the inn counter. “Shopkeeper, give this Young Master a pot of the best wine you have. Also, I’ll settle this matter with you after this Young Master drinks.”
When the shopkeeper suddenly encountered such a thing, he was already panicking.
Now that he heard that the red-clothed girl wanted wine, he naturally agreed in a panic.
Very quickly, the shopkeeper arranged for another waiter to bring the wine over. Jiang Feng stuffed a bag of things under the table for Wen Que Dong. He raised his eyebrows slightly towards Wen Que Dong. Wen Que Dong immediately understood. He took the bag and stood up, walking towards the waiter.
The moment Wen Que Dong and the waiter’s bodies intertwined, Jiang Feng saw that Que Dong had already shaken the medicinal powder he had given him into the wine jug.
Not long after, Wen Que Dong circled around and sat down beside Jiang Feng. He whispered to Jiang Feng, “Big Brother Jiang, what did you give me? That Nangong Bai seems to be on high alert. I’m afraid he won’t be poisoned.”
Jiang Feng smiled mysteriously and said, “I’m not giving you poison. I’m giving you tonic medicine. This medicine is refined from spirit clearing herbs. It’s a good thing.”
“Give Nangong Bai a tonic?” Wen Que Dong looked at Jiang Feng suspiciously.
Obviously, although Wen Que Dong had known Jiang Feng for a short time, he knew that Jiang Feng was not such a kind person.
Jiang Feng watched as the waiter brought the wine to Nangong Bai’s table. Nangong Bai first tested it with a green ink ruler. After confirming that the wine wasn’t poisonous, Nangong Bai poured himself a cup, and then the girl in red poured another cup.
He raised his glass and said to the red-clothed girl, “I, Nangong Bai, shall toast first.”
Nangong Baitou raised his head and immediately drank all the wine in his cup.
The red-clothed girl also picked up her wine cup and took a small sip. She whispered to Nangong Bai, “My name is Lin Hualong, Young Master’s kindness is unforgettable.”
While Nangong Bai was chatting with Lin Hualong, Jiang Feng secretly took out a pill from the Taiyi Pill Cauldron and crushed it before placing it in a teacup.
When the pills and tea were mixed, an undetectable dark fragrance immediately floated out.
Wen Que Dong had been paying attention to Nangong Bai and Lin Hua Long. He whispered to Jiang Feng, “Big Brother Jiang, do you think Nangong Bai is using tricks on that girl? Why do you always feel that the waiter is too coincidental?”
Jiang Feng chuckled and whispered, “Didn’t you see that the waiter was actually the person Nangong Bai had hired to act?”
“Ah?” Wen Que Dong exclaimed in surprise. Obviously, he really didn’t notice.
Jiang Feng whispered, “Think about it carefully. Who is Nangong Bai? He was a stranger to us in the auction house and killed us with a single word of disagreement. Why did such a person suddenly show kindness and want to save the waiter’s life just now?”
Even if he wanted to leave a good impression on the girl and not let her think that he was a bloodthirsty person, he had to at least leave the waiter behind and ask why he had poisoned her. Was there anyone behind him?
However, Nangong Bai only broke the waiter’s tendons and let him go.
In the God Realm, isn’t a broken opponent’s tendons the lightest skin injury? ”
Hearing Jiang Feng’s words, Wen Que Dong suddenly realized that Nangong Bai was looking for someone to act, so it would be convenient for him to give a hero’s salvation.
“This Nangong Bai is really despicable. Why don’t I go kill him?” Jiang Tianliu couldn’t help but ask Jiang Feng in a low voice.
Jiang Feng shook his head with a strange smile on his face, “What’s the hurry? Let’s play with him slowly.”
Just as Jiang Feng and the others were conversing, Nangong Bai, who was sitting opposite the red-clothed girl, suddenly changed his expression and frowned.
For a cultivator like Nangong Bai, no matter what he ate, he should be able to completely digest and absorb all of his personal nutrients. Often they don’t need to go to the bathroom for months.
But at this moment, Nangong Bai felt that for some reason, he had a strong desire to go to the bathroom and squat.
But beauties in front, at this time to leave to go to the bathroom is not a scenery?
Nangong Bai took a deep breath and forcefully sealed off this’demand ‘.
Jiang Tianliu and Wen Quedong guessed that Jiang Feng would definitely meet Nangong Bai, so they had been observing Nangong Bai’s situation. Seeing Nangong Bai’s strange expression, Jiang Tianliu immediately asked Jiang Feng, “Xiao Feng, what did you do to Nangong Bai? Something seems wrong with him.”
Jiang Feng pointed at the pill in the teacup in front of him and explained in a low voice, “This is a Living Blood Stasis Pill. The wine Nangong Bai drank just now contained Spirit Cleansing Herbs. Both of these are excellent medicines for detoxifying and activating blood stasis, but the Yeyan Vanilla in the Living Blood Stasis Pill cannot be mixed with the Spirit Cleansing Herbs. Even the smell cannot be mixed with each other.”
Once mixed, the Spirit Cleansing Grass would turn into Yanqing Powder. What was Yan Qingsan? This is the strongest positive laxative. ”
“The laxatives are still divided into Yin and Yang?” Wen Que Dong exclaimed.
Jiang Feng nodded, “Of course, men are Yang and women are Yin. The effects of Yanqing Powder are only targeted at men, not women.”
“But that Nangong Bai’s cultivation is not low. He must be able to seal the reaction in his body with spiritual energy and suppress the laxative attack, right?”
‘”Haha, I’m just afraid that he doesn’t need to suppress his cultivation. A barrel filled with gunpowder tossed a fire into it. Could it not explode if the barrel was replaced with iron? No, it would only explode even more violently.”
“Young Master Nangong, you … your expression seems to be a little bad.” Lin Hualong looked at Nangong Bai and said.
The corner of Nangong Bai’s mouth twitched, his smile stiff and ugly.
“Uh … really? I’m not … fine.”
Although Nangong Bai said this, it was actually a big deal.
He used his cultivation to seal the reaction in his body, and a stream of gas immediately expanded in Nangong Bai’s body. His cultivation was as profound as Nangong Bai’s, and he was about to lose control of it.
He wondered if he could secretly release a little bit of his anger. This way, the situation in his stomach would be better.
Just as Nangong Bai loosened the seal a little bit, the gases that were growing in his stomach immediately surged out.
Pu …
A long and tactful fart caused everyone in the inn to look at Nangong Bai and cover their noses at the same time.
In the entire inn, Jiang Feng was the only one who could hear the feeling of “Qinghai-Tibet Plateau” from Nangong Bai’s fart sound. The fart sound slowly came out from the beginning, just like the “Yalasuo” in the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau, and then it began to rise high. Its energy storage level was no less than the “Qinghai-Tibet” fart sound, and then it climbed to the peak, which was similar to the “high” character.
However, the end of the fart sound did not resemble the word “original”, but a “crash” sound.
The nauseating stench spread throughout the entire hall of the inn. No matter how high Nangong Bai’s cultivation was, his cursing voice continued to rise and fall.
“Motherf*cker, are you a human or a beast? How could you do such a thing?”
“To shit is to go to the bathroom. What’s with shitting your pants?”
“What? I don’t like the food in the inn. I need to make something for myself, right?”
Normally, if Nangong Bai was ridiculed like this, he would definitely start to unsheathe his sword and kill everyone in all directions.
However, he was currently in a state of “lapse of thousands of kilometers”, so how could he have the leisure to care about this? Nangong Bai hurriedly bowed and ran towards the bathroom in the backyard of the inn.
Jiang Tianliu and Wen Quedong were about to go crazy with laughter, while Jiang Feng stood up and walked out of his seat.
He came to Lin Hualong, who was covering his nose and mouth, and said with a smile, “Miss, can I ask you something?”
Lin Hualong looked at Jiang Feng doubtfully and finally nodded.
Jiang Feng smiled and said, “Actually, I don’t have anything I want to ask for advice about. I just want to find a reason to get to know a girl. How can a Celestial Immortal like Miss be exposed to this filthy aura? Young lady, this is for you.”
Jiang Feng took out an unbloomed flower and handed it to Lin Hualong.
Lin Hualong hesitated for a moment before finally accepting the flower.
The moment Lin Hualong received the flower, the flower seemed to suddenly come to life, and the flower bones immediately bloomed.
A flower that didn’t look big bloomed, but it was as big as a basketball.
From the center of the flower, there were nine layers of petals. Each layer of petals had different colors. It looked simply beautiful.
As the flowers bloomed, a refreshing fragrance instantly permeated the entire inn.
Just now, the hall of the inn was filled with a foul stench, but now, it was filled with a refreshing and pleasant fragrance.
Lin Hualong looked up at Jiang Feng with a blurry expression in his eyes.