Mr. Bodyguard Novel - Chapter 55

Chapter 55 Good Poem, Good Poem …
After entering Chu Rou Yun’s villa, Jiang Feng once again felt the ferocity of the ‘Money Fiend’ fate. The young Chu Rou Yun already had a four-story villa. The villa was decorated in pure Chinese style. Although it did not look luxurious, the mahogany furniture and antique utensils of the small leaf red sandalwood were all showing low-key luxury.

Jiang Feng and Gong Ziyou did not rush to the bathroom after entering the house. Instead, they looked around at the decoration of Chu Rouyun’s villa. Chu Rou Yun glanced at her watch, as if she was in a hurry. She said, “How about I make you a cup of tea and wait for you to brew slowly before going to the bathroom?”

“Alright.” Jiang Feng and Gong Ziyou answered in unison. However, as soon as he spoke, Gong Ziyou immediately revealed an embarrassed expression, while Jiang Feng did not show any signs of anything unusual.

Chu Rouyun walked to the open bar in the living room to make a cup of tea for Jiang Feng and Gong Ziyou, and then brought it over with a tray. Jiang Feng and Gong Ziyou sat on a mahogany bench. Their gazes met from time to time, and they could vaguely hear the sound of swords colliding.

Chu Rou Yun placed the tea in front of the two of them and said, “I didn’t ask you, so I directly made you a dragon well. You two sit down first. I have to go upstairs to treat a patient.”

“There are other people in this room besides us? Men and women?” Jiang Feng immediately asked.

Chu Rouyun angrily rolled her eyes at Jiang Feng and said, “The psychotherapy on the internet video.” After saying that, she turned around and ran to the stairs. Then, her high heels stepped out with a “clack clack clack” sound and directly went up the stairs.

There were only Jiang Feng and Gong Ziyou left in the living room. Gong Ziyou looked at Jiang Feng for a while and said, “Judging from your age, you should be Rou Yun’s student.”

“Please believe me, it’s not just a student relationship. My family, Rou Yun, and I have destined fate.” Gong Ziyou addressed Chu Rouyun as “Rouyun”. Jiang Feng immediately refused to budge an inch of land and changed his address to “my family’s Rouyun”.

Hearing this, Gong Ziyou immediately sneered and shook his head. “You don’t have to be delusional. Rou Yun won’t like children.”

Jiang Feng smiled and said, “It doesn’t matter. I don’t like children either. If she doesn’t want to have children, I won’t force her.”

“I’m talking about milk like yours … what kind of dry child does it taste like!” Gong Ziyou finally couldn’t help but get angry and shouted at Jiang Feng loudly. However, his Chinese was not very good. He forgot his words when he said “the stench of milk is dry”, causing him to roar without any momentum. Instead, it seemed a little funny.

Jiang Feng wasn’t angry, he smiled and pulled Gong Ziyou to sit down. “Look at you, what are you getting angry about? Don’t you just like my Rou Yun? But look at her hobby. She likes Chinese culture very much. You can’t even speak Chinese, so what qualifications do you have to chase after her?”

“Who says my Chinese is not good? I am an authentic Chinese!” Gong Ziyou said.

“Oh, you still don’t believe that your Chinese is not good, do you? Alright, I’ll test you.” Jiang Feng picked up the pen and paper on the coffee table and wrote a poem on the paper. After he finished writing, he handed it to Gong Ziyou. “This is a poem by Li Bai. If you say that your Chinese is good, then you can read it.”

Gong Ziyou took a glance over and found that he knew all the words on the paper. He immediately felt confident in his heart. He snorted and said, “Read as you please. Listen carefully. Lie on the wet sand wall of wine, and the dawn of dusk will be silent. Read the poem Laughing Platform, Dabu Fei Ji. Chun Cai Er Bai Mo, Cheng Tian Fang Gou Bi. I wonder if the horse has been sprinkled because of the lying poem. What do you think? Is it wrong?”

Pa pa pa pa pa Jiang Feng clapped his hands as if he was immersed in it. “Good, you read it well. I wonder how Brother Ziyou feels about this poem?”

How would Gong Ziyou know if this poem was good or bad, but since the author was Li Bai, it was definitely not bad. Without hesitation, he replied, “It goes without saying that this poem has a profound artistic conception and rich connotations. It can be said to be a peerless song from time immemorial.”

Jiang Feng held Gong Ziyou’s hand excitedly and said, “That’s right, that’s right. I also feel the same way. I didn’t expect Big Brother Ziyou’s understanding of this poem to be the same as mine. Bosom friend, bosom friend …” Gong Ziyou was also stunned by Jiang Feng’s enthusiasm. At this moment, Jiang Feng suddenly took out his new phone and found out what he had recorded when Gong Ziyou read the poem.

“I couldn’t help but feel admiration when Big Brother Ziyou read the poem just now, so I recorded the process of reading the poem. Big Brother Ziyou, do you mind?”

“Uh … I don’t mind, I don’t mind.” Gong Ziyou said.

Jiang Feng immediately played the recording, and Gong Ziyou’s pronounced recitation immediately came out. At first, Gong Ziyou didn’t feel anything, but the more he listened, the more strange it became. After Jiang Feng finished broadcasting, he played it again, and this time, Gong Ziyou completely reacted.

‘”Wine and wet sand wall (I’m stupid)”, “Mu You Xiao is quiet (no chicken/chicken)”, “Laughing Platform Mirror of Poetry (a little eunuch)”, “Dabu Li Fei Ji (unable to fly)” … ”

Gong Ziyou was furious. He slapped his palm on the table and stood up. He pointed at Jiang Feng and shouted, “You are sinister to me!”

Jiang Feng’s expression of enthusiasm was no longer visible. Instead, it was replaced by a face of ridicule, “We need to figure out the cause and effect relationship. First, because you’re stupid, that’s why I was able to shame you. If you were smart, I wouldn’t be able to shame you. So you can’t blame me, you can only blame yourself for being too stupid. Just like you said, are you stupid …”

“You … you’re courting death!” Gong Ziyou was so furious that he raised his hand and threw a punch at Jiang Feng. Jiang Feng stepped back and Gong Ziyou immediately tripped on the coffee table. Two cups of hot tea were poured on his thigh, causing him to scream repeatedly. At this time, Jiang Feng was still acting extremely scared. He hugged his head and ran backwards. He ran while shouting, “Wow! He hit someone! He scared the baby to death!”

Gong Ziyou’s thigh was burning with pain. This was no accident to him, but Jiang Feng’s trap. Therefore, Gong Ziyou’s hatred towards Jiang Feng deepened. He waved his fist and chased after Jiang Feng. Jiang Feng seemed to be scared silly as he stood there without moving.

Gong Ziyou swung his fist over, and Jiang Feng suddenly screamed, “Mom! Hit me!” He hugged his head and squatted on the ground. Gong Ziyou was tripped by Jiang Feng and immediately jumped forward, pushing an ancient shelf behind Jiang Feng onto the ground.

Bang! The Bogu shelves were filled with all sorts of antiques and porcelain, and they were all shattered. Jiang Feng casually picked up a fragment on the ground and shouted with a pity, “Aiya, this is an official kiln of the Northern Song Dynasty. It’s priceless in the world. Did you break it just like that?”

Gong Ziyou stomped his feet angrily and shouted, “I’ll compensate!”

“Then you can put down the money and leave.” Chu Rouyun’s voice came from the stairs on the second floor. Gong Ziyou looked up at Chu Rouyun and couldn’t help but cry out in grievance, “Rouyun …”

Chu Rouyun said, “I didn’t invite you to my house to fight. The antique on the Bogu shelf is my grandfather’s favorite collection. Just the Coiling Dragon White Porcelain Vase from the Northern Song Dynasty is worth 5.8 million yuan. Gong Ziyou, I know your family doesn’t lack money, but I will definitely send you this bill.”

“Rou Yun, I … this …” He pointed at Jiang Feng angrily. “This can’t be all my fault. He also has a responsibility.” Now, Gong Ziyou only wanted to drag Jiang Feng into the water.

Jiang Feng chuckled and patted the back of Gong Ziyou’s head. He pointed at the monitor on the roof of the living room and mocked, “You’re so stupid. You’re so stupid to your grandmother’s house. You still want to frame me, should I ask my Rou Yun to bring out the surveillance video?”

Gong Ziyou looked in the direction of Jiang Feng’s finger and was instantly enraged. He looked at Jiang Feng and felt for the first time that he hated someone so much that his teeth itched. Gong Ziyou stomped his foot and angrily said, “Alright! Let’s go! Rou Yun, just send the bill to my house. I will definitely compensate you with a penny.”

“Take your time, I won’t send you off. Don’t come to my house if there’s nothing else in the future, so as to avoid causing any damage.” Jiang Feng smiled at Gong Ziyou’s back.

Hearing Jiang Feng’s words, Gong Ziyou’s entire body shook. He was almost fainted from Jiang Feng’s anger.

When Gong Ziyou walked out of the living room, Jiang Feng smiled and looked at Chu Rouyun. He smiled and said, “Rouyun, you don’t know anymore. That person was so fierce just now. He was so scared that he was afraid. Be careful that his liver would jump.”

“You go out as well!” Chu Rou Yun finally couldn’t maintain her image as a lady anymore, so she couldn’t help but raise her voice and shout.

Jiang Feng lowered his head and said with a wronged expression, “I’m not leaving … I’m here to borrow the bathroom. I haven’t even entered your bathroom yet. I won’t leave even if I die.”

Jiang Feng’s rogue appearance made Chu Rouyun feel a deep sense of powerlessness. She pointed to the room behind her and said, “This is the bathroom. What do you like after you use it? I’m still giving people psychiatric treatment. Just don’t disturb me.”

After saying that, Chu Rou Yun directly turned around and walked into another room.

Jiang Feng took a few steps to the second floor and entered the bathroom. As soon as he entered, Jiang Feng immediately looked around. In the end, his face was full of three words-unhappy!

“There’s not even a single Origin Flavor Inner or Origin Flavor Cover in the bathroom. What a bad comment!” Jiang Feng’s face was filled with disappointment.

Of course, he didn’t have any obscene habits. It was just that he wanted to get more of Chu Rou Yun’s aura in order to resolve the money shortage on his body. Of course, it was unknown whether the truth was really like this.

Jiang Feng directly came out of the bathroom. Just as he was about to go down the stairs, he suddenly heard a “Ah …” sound coming from Chu Rou Yun’s room.

This “Ah” sound was filled with charm and temptation, causing Jiang Feng, a straight man in the universe, to almost react. He immediately stopped and swallowed his saliva fiercely. “Is Chu Rou Yun really treating someone?” He muttered to himself.