Mr. Bodyguard Novel - Chapter 499
Chapter 499 Did I Make You Watch?
Class 3, sophomore year of modern medicine.
After Jiang Feng and Bao Pi finished the reporting procedure at Yang Fenping’s place, they directly went to the classroom and sat down, waiting for Yang Fenping to come to class.
Jiang Feng’s mentality wasn’t bad. After all, he studied for the purpose of entering the world and focused on experience. Therefore, he didn’t care too much about anyone’s attitudes and opinions.
But Bao Pi was different. He stupidly asked Yang Fenping, “Director, what do you mean by’having sex with your guests’?”
At that time, Yang Fenping’s gaze was even sharper than a scalpel, so she almost cut Bao Pida into eight pieces and executed him.
Coincidentally, this lesson was Yang Fenping’s lesson. Bao Pi had the feeling that he was going to the execution ground for the lesson in ten minutes.
Especially when he listened to the discussions in the classroom and accidentally called Yang Fenping by the nickname “Aunt Exterminator”, Bao Pi’s mood became even more complicated.
Ding Ling Ling …
The class bell rang.
Bao Pi, who had always been absent-minded, trembled. Jiang Feng, who was sitting beside him, could clearly see that Bao Pi’s forehead was beginning to sweat.
As expected, “the shadow of a tree, the name of a person.”
This was only the first time Bao Pi had met Yang Fenping, and he was actually so afraid of her.
Jiang Feng secretly smiled and shook his head. He adjusted his sitting posture and prepared to take a good look at the difference between traditional Chinese medicine and western medicine.
At the same time that the bell rang, Yang Fenping had already entered the classroom.
Although this was only a small lesson, the classroom was still filled with people. The reputation of the Extinction Grand Master was indeed extraordinary.
Just like Aunt Extinction had said, she had indeed called the roll before class.
Every time the Abbess of Extinction looked up, she read the entire seating schedule and found that none of them were absent from work.
He didn’t know if it was Jiang Feng’s misconception or if he really remembered Bao Pi’s enmity with the Extinction Master. Jiang Feng felt that when the Exterminator Master recited Bao Pi’s name, her gaze lingered on Bao Pi for a few seconds.
Of course, Bao Pi must have sensed it as well. The fine beads of sweat on his forehead instantly became the size of soybeans, continuously flowing down.
After the roll call ended, Abbess Exterminator began her lecture.
She announced at the beginning that there would be two lesson after lesson, and there would be no rest between classes. If you need to go to the bathroom, you can report at the pause in her lecture.
Faced with Abbess Exterminator’s denial of the right to rest between classes, the students didn’t dare to utter a single sound of dissatisfaction, even though their faces were bitter.
The Abbess of Extermination swept her gaze down and officially got to the point.
“Today’s two lesson sessions will focus on three topics. One is the laboratory diagnosis of intestinal diseases; the other is the laboratory diagnosis of urinary diseases; and the third is the experience of doctor-patient communication skills.
First of all, let us talk about the knowledge of intestinal diseases. ”
As the Extinction Master explained, the students below immediately began to write hard and carefully take notes.
Although Abbess Extinction had a temper, her teaching level was still very good.
There were many and varied points of knowledge about the diagnosis of intestinal diseases, but Aunt Extinction still spoke in simple terms, and the knowledge points covered were very comprehensive.
Just as Jiang Feng was attending the lecture seriously, Aunt Exterminator suddenly took out a glass jar from the drawer on the podium.
The contents of the glass jar were obvious at a glance. It was a pile of shit …
“This is a stool specimen from a patient with intestinal fistula. When we get this specimen, we need to do three things first,” said Aunt Exterminator as she opened the lid of the glass jar.
One was to observe the color and thinness of the specimen, and whether there was blood in the stool; The second was to smell the specimen and see if it was intensely irritating. “The third is to taste the specimen and see if there is a large amount of intestinal juice in the specimen.”
When Lady Extinction said this, she stretched out a finger and touched the specimen. Then, she put her finger into her mouth and carefully tasted it.
“Eh …”
In a classroom with first-rate discipline, there was finally a noise.
The Extinction Master’s cold gaze swept across the group of students, causing them to immediately turn silent like cicadas.
“Student Bao Pi, please come on stage.”
Bao Pi’s entire body trembled when he heard the exterminator call out his name. He hesitated and stood up. He weakly said to the Extinction Master, “Old … Teacher, if you have any questions, please ask. Can I not go to the podium?”
“How can this be? I called you up to try the taste of this specimen and let you describe the feeling to the students. Come up quickly …”
As Lady Exterminator spoke, a smile appeared on her lips.
However, no matter how he looked at the smile, he didn’t feel any amiability at all.
Bao Pi was about to cry. He hurriedly begged for mercy, “No, Teacher, I know I was wrong …”
“What? The only indoor disciple in Fang Jiuzhou doesn’t even have the spirit to sacrifice his life for medicine?” The Extinction Master stared at Bao Pi with a playful tone.
Who was Fang Jiuzhou? Jiang Feng looked at Bao Pi curiously. He suddenly realized that Bao Pi’s body was no longer trembling. Apart from a bitter smile on his face, he could no longer find a trace of nervousness or fear on his face.
Jiang Feng was instantly interested in Bao Pi.
Judging from Aunt Exterminator’s words and Bao Pi’s performance. Looks like this Bao Pi is quite an influential figure.
As soon as Aunt Exterminator said those words, the students in the classroom also focused their gazes on Bao Pi.
Bao Pi, on the other hand, changed his diaosi appearance from before and was extremely calm.
He bitterly smiled and said to the Extinction Master, “Teacher, I’m a slow-witted person. That’s why I offended you earlier. Teacher, you are so generous. Please forgive me.”
“I don’t quite understand what you’re talking about. How dare you offend me? Do you think I’m taking revenge? Didn’t I try it just now? It’s normal for me to call you here to give it a try.”
Aunt Extinction still smiled faintly. It seemed that she still insisted on letting Bao Pi try the stool specimen.
Bao Pi took a slight breath and sighed slowly.
“Teacher, you touched the specimen with your middle finger and put it in your mouth with your index finger. Although I majored in genetics in the past, I still have some understanding of intestinal fistula.
The stool of patients with intestinal fistula contains large amounts of gastrointestinal juice, bile and pancreatic juice. If I really did try, it would be easy to get acidosis. “Teacher, please give me a hand.”
The Extinction Master smiled after hearing this, and no longer said anything about giving Bao Pi a taste.
She put away the stool specimen, wiped her hands with a wet tissue, and went on with her lecture.
“Alright, let’s stop here for today. Next, let’s go on to the diagnosis of urinary diseases.”
“First of all, let’s look at this.”
As Lady Extinction spoke, she casually took out a plastic, male birth/reproductive/organ model.
The model was clearly an enlarged version, and the capillaries, vas deferens, and so on inside were clearly displayed.
Many male students subconsciously shook their eyebrows when they saw this scene, while the female students blushed slightly.
Of course, there were also a few female classmates whose breathing became short and their eyes shone with excitement.
Madam Exterminator glanced at the excited female classmates and said calmly, “You don’t need to be excited. Normal males can’t be like this, not even European males.”
“Normal men can’t be that ugly.” Bao Pi muttered softly.
But when he said this, the classroom happened to be completely silent, so everyone heard him clearly.
The Master of Extinction glared at Bao Pi again and said indifferently, “Am I forcing you to watch?”
At this moment, Bao Pi was stunned. Then, he actually replied in a dumb manner, “Teacher, I … I can’t accept siblings’ love, let alone teachers and students’ love.”
Whoosh …
The classroom instantly boiled.
Bao Pi actually dared to say such words to Madam Exterminator. Perhaps even if the President of the United States was standing on the stage, the students in the classroom would still boil over.
Apparently, Bao Pi had completely misunderstood Aunt Exterminator’s words, “Did I force you to watch?”
Normal people would understand Aunt Extinction’s meaning as “Do you think I’m forcing you?”
But Bao Pi clearly understood that I’m being “forced”, do you think? The word “force” should have the same meaning as the word “force” in “your mother/force”.
With such an offense, how could Abbess Exterminator endure Bao Pi anymore?
She stared at Bao Pi with a cold gaze for ten seconds, and then she almost gritted her teeth and said, “Scram!” Get out! Go!
Bao Pi didn’t quite understand what he had done wrong.
Just as he was about to speak, Jiang Feng hurriedly pulled him up and quickly walked out of the classroom.
Outside the classroom, Bao Pi stared at Jiang Feng very seriously and asked, “Hey, buddy, do you think Professor Yang caused an endocrine disorder during menopause? Why did she ask me’look or not ‘herself and then get angry at me?”
Jiang Feng saw that Bao Pi’s serious expression did not seem to be fake, and he immediately guessed that Bao Pi’s EQ might be zero.
However, people with low EQ had higher IQ on one hand.
Jiang Feng pondered for a moment before pulling Bao Pi towards the exit of the campus. At the same time, he explained to Bao Pi the reason why Master Extinction was angry.
After Jiang Feng finished explaining, Bao Pi suddenly came to a realization.
He grabbed his hair and muttered, “Sigh, genetic defect, genetic defect …”
Jiang Feng couldn’t help but ask, “By the way, Bao Pi, why did you transfer to Jiangnan University? Who is that Fang Jiuzhou that Professor Yang mentioned just now? Why did your genetics major suddenly come to study clinical medicine?”
Jiang Feng asked three questions in a row, and Bao Pi fell silent for a moment.
After looking at Jiang Feng for a few seconds, he muttered, “I don’t understand. Why do I always feel that you are reliable when I look into your eyes?”
The questions you asked me just now, logically speaking, I can’t tell anyone else. But when you asked, I really wanted to answer you.
Alright, I’ll tell you … ”