Mr. Bodyguard Novel - Chapter 30

Chapter 30 It’s Stuck! It’s Stuck!
The door of Unit 8808, Unit B, Building 3, West Lake Water Cloud House opened. Han Chuxue rushed into the room angrily and threw the door back. The door slammed! A loud explosion was enough to show just how angry Han Chuxue was.

“Dead Jiang Feng, smelly Jiang Feng, it’s not enough to have Lan Xiaoyun and I by your side. You actually provoked Yu Rou.” Han Chuxue was so angry that she stomped her feet. However, when she said this, she immediately felt that what she said was somewhat wrong. Hence, Han Chuxue quickly corrected, “Pah! It’s not enough to have me by my side, but she actually provoked Lan Xiaoyun and Yurou!”

With that, Han Chuxue walked into the kitchen. On the kitchen stove, there was also a newly made casserole. Obviously, Han Chuxue had gone to buy it temporarily in order to make soup for Jiang Feng.

Han Chuxue takes off the lid of the casserole and says angrily, “Stinky Jiangfeng, it’s useless for me to boil such a delicious soup for you. I’ll finish all the remaining half of the soup by myself and not leave a single drop for you, hmph!”

As she spoke, Han Chuxue took out a spoon and filled herself with a bowl of Codonopsis pilosula rib soup. She took a big sip and spat out all the soup in her mouth. Tang Qi was incomparably salty and had a strange smell. Even though Han Chuxue spat out the soup that she had just tasted, she still felt like she wanted to vomit.

She quickly put down the soup and ran to the bathroom to retch a few times. With great difficulty, Han Chuxue’s stomach had recovered a lot. She rinsed her mouth with a cup of water. Standing in front of the washbasin, Han Chuxue was suddenly stunned. She muttered to herself, “So … my soup tastes so bad. Then Jiang Feng just now …”

At this moment, Han Chuxue immediately recalled the strange expression on Jiang Feng’s face when he first drank her soup, as well as the fact that Jiang Feng deliberately refused to let her drink the soup, as well as the fact that he drank a few mouthfuls of the soup and even made it look extremely delicious. At that time, how uncomfortable should he be?

Han Chuxue’s eyes turned red, and tears immediately dripped down her cheeks. She wiped away the tears at the corner of her eyes and decided to immediately accompany Jiang Feng and never leave his side again.

Right at this moment, He Lei Ting’s extended Bentley also sent Jiang Feng to Conrad Hospital. Before getting off the car, He Leiting asked worriedly, “Brother Jiang, you are so badly injured, do you really not need me to send you to the hospital?”

Jiang Feng shook his head. “No need. My injuries will heal soon. I have a ward in this hospital, so the people in the hospital will naturally take care of me. The most urgent thing right now is to quickly find out who is provoking your relationship with Uncle Han behind the scenes. I’ll have to trouble you with this matter.”

“It’s fine, this is what I should do. Brother Jiang, you saved my life today and are my savior. I, He Lei Ting, have always repaid you for your kindness. If you have anything you need me for in the future, just let me know.” With that, He Leiting gave Jiang Feng a business card.

Jiang Feng took the business card and glanced at it. There was only a phone number and He Lei Ting on the business card. It looked very simple.

Jiang Feng nodded and returned the business card to He Lei Ting. “I’ve already remembered the phone number on it. I’ll contact you if there’s anything else. If there’s news about the mastermind behind the scenes, please let me know.”

“Definitely.” He Lei Ting said.

Jiang Feng wanted to raise his hand to open the door, but he found that his hand was in pain if he wanted to bend it. Jiang Feng knew that the gunman’s two shots had already injured his arm meridians. Even if Jiang Feng knew how to use magic, he wouldn’t be able to heal himself. If it was placed on an ordinary person, one could be crippled arms if it wasn’t handled properly.

However, Jiang Feng thought to himself, “Exactly.” Because he was originally thinking of a way to ask his stingy master for some Dragon Tendon Break Cream to cure Hong Jun’s younger brother Hong Yi’s legs. This item is a rare divine medicine in the world. If it was purely for the sake of helping outsiders, perhaps Great Master might not agree to give it to them. But now that Jiang Feng was injured, no matter what he asked for from his master, it was impossible for his master not to give it to him. He was very confident in Jiang Feng.

Seeing that Jiang Feng said that he wanted to get off the car but didn’t move, He Lei Ting asked, “Brother Jiang, is there anything else?”

Jiang Feng glanced at He Lei Ting unhappily and said indifferently, “Do you think I can open the door myself in this situation with my hands?”

“Ah? Oh, I’m sorry, I’m sorry.” He Lei Ting hurriedly got out of the car and opened the door for Jiang Feng, then carefully helped Jiang Feng out.

After getting off the car, Jiang Feng said goodbye to He Lei Ting, then dragged his hands and ran to the ward where he was staying.

He Lei Ting had been watching Jiang Feng leave with a faint smile on his face as he muttered to himself, “Brother Jiang is really interesting. If you have the chance, you must make a good friend with him.”

He Lei Ting naturally didn’t know about Jiang Feng’s admiration for him, but he was dissatisfied with the speed at which he walked with his hands hanging. Not long after, he arrived at the door of his ward. Jiang Feng knocked on the door with his head. Yurou’s voice came from the room, “Who is it?”

“It’s me, Jiang Feng. Quickly open the door.” Jiang Feng said.

Very quickly, the door to the ward opened. After entering the ward, Jiang Feng sighed, “It was so close, it almost ended up in someone else’s hands today.”

Yurou looked at the blood stains on Jiang Feng’s clothes and arms, as well as the obvious wounds. Yurou couldn’t help but exclaim, “Are you hurt?”

Jiang Feng nodded, “I met a sniper with good marksmanship. I was still shot twice hiding around. Damn it, both shots were shot by me. If I was lonely late at night, I wouldn’t even be able to act tough with my right hand.”

“Let’s go. I’ll help you to rest on the bed first, and then call the doctor to treat your wounds.”

“No need.” Jiang Feng shook his head. “My wound has already been treated. The only remaining problem is that the doctor can’t help me. I can only ask you for help.”

“Ask me for help?” Yurou looked at Jiang Feng suspiciously and asked with a wary expression, “What is it?”

Jiang Feng blushed and said somewhat embarrassedly, “I want to go to the bathroom to pee, but my hands are injured and I can’t take off my pants, so look at me …”

“You want me to take off your pants and pee for you?” Yurou opened his eyes wide and rejected Jiang Feng without any hesitation. “No! You don’t have to dream anymore. I can’t help you even if I kill you.”

‘”Don’t, don’t. I’ve been suffocating so much. If you don’t help me, I’m afraid I’ll really become the first living person to be suffocated to death. How about this, Hao Yurou, tell me what conditions you need to help me with. I’ll agree to all of them, okay?”

At this point, some people might not understand why Jiang Feng held back his urine all the way and didn’t let He Lei Ting help him. The answer was extremely simple. As a straight man, Jiang Feng might make He Lei Ting or He Lei Ting, the driver, take off his pants?

Yurou was about to refuse, but he suddenly remembered that he really had something to ask Jiang Feng for help. After a moment of silence, she seemed to have made a very difficult decision.

“I can help you, but I have three conditions. You must promise me.”

“F*ck, do you think I’m Zhang Wuji?” Jiang Feng held his legs between his legs. It was obvious that he had already suppressed it to the extreme. Seeing that Yurou’s expression had changed, he couldn’t help but nod his head and said, “Alright, alright, alright. There are only three conditions. As long as I can do it without violating my principles, I will definitely help you.”

“Alright, I’ll accompany you to the bathroom first.” Yu Rou helped Jiang Feng into the bathroom in the ward. After standing beside the toilet, Yu Rou turned her head away and helped Jiang Feng take off his trousers with her eyes closed.

“Is that enough?” Yurou asked impatiently.

‘”Eh” Jiang Feng obviously hesitated. Yurou knew that there must be something wrong with him again. She only wanted to end all of this quickly, so she said to herself, “Tell me, what else is there?”

“This … men usually pee with their hands, so … without them, I … I don’t seem to be able to pee.”

“You want me to help you?” Yurou cried out in alarm, his face already showing a thin expression of anger. “Forget it,” she snorted coldly. “I’ll go out and get a nurse to help you.”

“But I can’t take it anymore.” Jiang Feng did not dare to be fierce with Yurou, so he could only say with a wronged expression.

Yu Rou was speechless and struggled in her heart for at least three seconds. These three seconds were like three centuries to Yu Rou. Yu Rou thought for a moment before turning her head back and carefully exploring under Jiang Feng. This made Jiang Feng feel uncomfortable. He could only patiently command Yu Rou, “A little down, a little up. Left, left …”

“Alright, alright, alright.” Jiang Feng heaved a sigh of relief, and Yurou also heaved a sigh of relief.

However, a few seconds later, Yurou went crazy because Jiang Feng didn’t make any movements. She was about to cry when she shouted, “Are you playing with me? Didn’t you say you were in a hurry?”

Jiang Feng also had a helpless expression. He was a normal man. How could he possibly be touched by Yurou in such a sensitive place without even the slightest reaction? Together, it is well known that urine becomes difficult to urinate.

Jiang Feng could only say, “I’m a little nervous. Well … can you whistle for me to relax?”

“Your hand is injured, and your mouth is not injured. Blow it yourself!”

“I can’t blow it. I put too much salt in the soup that was delivered by the first snow today. My throat is uncomfortable now, so I can’t blow it …”

“Many things.” Yurou thought for a moment, then pouted and began to blow.

Hu … when Yu Rou was whistling less than half way through, Jiang Feng was finally able to pee normally. After peeing, Jiang Feng heaved a sigh of relief and said, “Please help me put it back on and pull the chain.”

“Alright.” Yurou replied indifferently and quickly helped Jiang Feng put his trousers back on.

Unfortunately, the last time he pulled the zipper up, Jiang Feng let out a miserable scream, “Damn it! It’s stuck, it’s stuck!”

Bang! The toilet door was pushed open. Han Chuxue stood outside the door and saw the scene of Yu Rou and Jiang Feng at this moment. Her expression immediately turned cold. “When you do something like this, won’t you close the door first?”