Mr. Bodyguard Novel - Chapter 3

Chapter 3 Fortune-Telling in the Prison Cart
The police cars sent out by the police station were all modified vans. The front half had seats and the back half had a small iron barn where suspects were kept. Jiang Feng was currently locked up in the iron barn.

The oldest policeman, Zhou Hai, volunteered to accompany Jiang Feng and squat in the iron barn. He naturally said that Li Bingwei was in charge of the prisoners, but in reality, he was here to give Jiang Feng some pointers.

Zhou Hai said, “Living Immortal, do you know how to read pictures?”

Jiang Feng nodded and said, “I understand a little. Also, my name is Jiang Feng. Jiang Feng is not a living deity.”

“It’s all the same, it’s all the same.” Zhou Hai nodded his head and said, “The one you calculated for our team Li just now is really accurate. See if you can calculate it for me as well. Calculate it for me …”

Before Zhou Hai could finish speaking, Jiang Feng said, “Don’t worry, my suggestion is to leave.”

“Ah?” Zhou Hai was instantly stunned, his face revealing the panic of being seen through.

Jiang Feng said, “Your eyebrows are sparse and loose. They are standard eight-shaped eyebrows. This eyebrow lord lives a rich life, but there are many unfortunate marriages, so it is difficult to continue incense. A mole at the corner of your left eye is right at the tip of your ear. This mole is called ‘Wife’s Mole’, which means your wife will betray you.”

I saw you forced a smile and your brows twisted. I’m sure you already know about your wife’s cheating. Since he couldn’t let her go, why didn’t he let her go free? Aren’t you going to kill two birds with one stone if others are happy? ”

Zhou Hai, who had just appeared to be an old fox, immediately blushed. “Actually, it’s not her fault. She likes children, but my survival rate is too low to have children. Living God Immortal, you’re right, I should let go.” He said with a choked voice.

Jiang Feng nodded and said with a smile, “Since you have made this decision, I can tell you something. Your eyes are small and there are fine lines on your eyelids. This is a typical tortoise’s eye. The main body is healthy and has a long life. You will be happy in your later years. If my guess is correct, there will be a better marriage waiting for you after you end this marriage.”

“Really?” At this moment, Zhou Hai completely believed Jiang Feng. He asked excitedly, “Then, living deity, how can I meet that marriage? Can you think of a way to make me have children in this lifetime?”

“This” Jiang Feng fell silent.

This was comparable to Feng Shui Xiangshi being able to deduce a person’s past and future with a miraculous method. This was a prediction of heaven’s will. It would be better if he only told the truth, but if he told others what had yet to happen in advance, then he would interfere with the Heavenly Secrets and suffer the wrath of the heavens.

Cultivators are bound to commit one of the five evils. The so-called five evils are widowhood, widowhood, loneliness, loneliness, loneliness, and disability. The three deficiencies are money, life and power. Jiang Feng happened to be in a situation of lack of money.

Originally, his karma was not small, so the money he had never exceeded fifty yuan. Now, if he told Zhou Hai how to form a second-stage marriage and how to leave behind his offspring to inherit the incense, then there would probably be retribution in the near future.

Jiang Feng thought for a moment and then asked Zhou Hai, “Do you have a dollar coin on you?”

“Yes.” Zhou Hai quickly touched a coin and handed it to Jiang Feng.

Jiang Feng took the coin and held it in his hand. Then, he clenched his fists and said to Zhou Hai, “Guess which hand has the coin. If you guess correctly, I’ll tell you how to meet your good luck and how to have children to inherit the incense. If you can’t guess correctly, then it means that we don’t have fate, so I can’t tell you all of this.”

“Oh, good.” Zhou Hai carefully sized up Jiang Feng’s fists. He subconsciously raised his head to look into Jiang Feng’s eyes. Generally speaking, policemen are very observant, so they can judge some clues based on the changes in their eyes.

However, when Zhou Hai looked at Jiang Feng, this move was useless because Jiang Feng directly closed his eyes.

Zhou Hai knew that he had met an expert today. However, the more Jiang Feng calculated, the more nervous he became. This was because it was a matter of his future wife and children, so he couldn’t be careless at all.

Zhou Hai closed his eyes and took a deep breath. He reached out to hold Jiang Feng’s right hand and said, “I choose this hand.”

Jiang Feng spread out his hand and found that there was indeed a dollar coin inside. Jiang Feng shook his head and sighed, “Heaven’s Will.”

Seeing that he had guessed correctly, Zhou Hai exclaimed excitedly. He could not help but wave his fist, and then looked at Jiang Feng expectantly.

Jiang Feng said, “Testing marriage will be more troublesome. Write a word. I’ll help you test it.”

“Alright.” Zhou Hai thought for a moment and said, “I’ve been in a bad mood lately. I’ve lost seven to eight jin. I’ll just write the word’jin ‘.” After saying that, Zhou Hai used his finger to write the word “jin” in Jiang Feng’s palm.

Jiang Feng smiled and said, “You wrote the word ‘Jin’, but we are in the car now. That is equivalent to walking. The word ‘Jin’ is followed by the word ‘Close’. It seems that your good fortune is very close to you. If you have not guessed wrongly, it should be your colleague.”

“Very close, colleague?” Zhou Hai subconsciously turned around and looked at Li Bingwei who was sitting in the passenger seat through the window of the iron cabin, because she was the only one in the car who was a woman.

Zhou Hai subconsciously opened his mouth and whispered with a frightened expression, “It can’t be that bad luck, right?”

Just as he finished speaking, the car stopped. Often, Xiao Wang opens the trunk door of the car and says to Zhou Hai with a smile, “Brother Zhou, are you suffocating?”

“Arrived?” Zhou Hai jumped out of the car and quickly turned to pick up Jiang Feng. “Living Immortal, be careful,” he said.

Jiang Feng pushed Zhou Hai’s hand away and jumped down. He said indifferently, “I’m just an ordinary person, not a living deity.”

“Brother Zhou, so you’re here.” With a cry, a faint fragrance of orchids rushed over.

Zhou Hai turned around and took a look. It turned out to be Liu Kedi, a registered permanent police officer in his office. Zhou Hai smiled and asked, “Sister Ke Di, what are you looking for me for?”

Liu Ke Di shook his head and said, “It’s no big deal. I’m just asking if you’re free tomorrow and if you can accompany me to Grandma Liu’s house.”

“Granny Liu?” Zhou Hai thought for a moment and asked, “Is it the Granny Liu that I carried on my back to the fifth floor last time?”

“Right.” Liu Kedi nodded and said, “Grandma Liu’s house was bought by the developer at a high price. The developer compensated her for a new house. She had to move her household registration before she could get a property certificate, so I want you to accompany me to see if there is anything that can help her.”

“Isn’t this fine if you go alone? Why are you dragging me along?” Zhou Hai thought so in his heart, but he still nodded his head and said, “Alright, if there’s nothing else tomorrow, I’ll accompany you.”

“Hey, thank you, Brother Zhou.” After saying that, Liu Ke Di handed Zhou Hai an insulating pot and said, “I stewed too much ginseng and black chicken soup today. Remember last time you said you liked it, so I brought some for you to try. Don’t be disgusted if the cooking isn’t good.”

“What are you talking about? It’s rare for you to have such a heart. Thank you very much.” Zhou Hai casually took the heat preservation kettle in Liu Ke Di’s hand.

Liu Ke Di waved his hand to Zhou Hai and said, “Then I’ll leave Brother Zhou first.” After saying that, Liu Ke Di seemed to have escaped as well.

Zhou Hai looked at Liu Ke Di’s back and couldn’t help but say, “Young people are flirtatious.”

Jiang Feng couldn’t help but knock on Zhou Hai’s head and say, “You’re stupid. If you say you like ginseng black chicken soup, I’ll stew it’incidentally ‘. Then I’ll’incidentally’ stew too much and’incidentally ‘buy you a new heat preservation kettle to try. No wonder I gave you a’good fortune’. It should be a colleague. ‘I still don’t understand.”

Hearing this, Zhou Hai immediately looked at the thermos pot in his hand. Isn’t it brand new? Zhou Hai finally understood what it meant to be in the limelight. He turned to look at Jiang Feng and was overjoyed.

“Living Immortal, you really are my Living Immortal.” Zhou Hai hurriedly hugged Jiang Feng’s hand and asked in a low voice, “Living Immortal, hurry up and tell me, how can I have children? Quickly guide me. As long as you tell me what to do, I can kneel down for you.”

As he spoke, Zhou Hai really made a move and prepared to kneel down.

Jiang Feng extended his hand to support him and smiled as he whispered, “It is difficult to say it is difficult, but it is also easy to say it is easy. If you do more good deeds and accumulate good fortune, you will have everything under karma.”

After saying that, Jiang Feng touched his body. A silver needle was inserted between his fingers. Before Zhou Hai could notice, Jiang Feng patted his waist and said with a smile, “Also, you have to pay more attention to your body. Don’t be too tired.”

“Do more good, don’t be too tired?” Hearing this, Zhou Hai nodded heavily and said, “Alright, I will definitely do more good deeds.”

Jiang Feng patted Zhou Hai’s shoulder and said earnestly, “There’s no need to wait for you to do so many good things. However, there’s one thing in front of me. For example, help me clean up my grievances …”

Hearing this, Zhou Hai was stunned. Then he grinned and cried out miserably, “Aiya … shit, my stomach hurts. My stomach hurts so much … Xiao Wang, hurry up and bring the living deity into the hospital. I need to go to the hospital. Oh my God, my bad stomach …”

Jiang Feng was so angry that his face turned pale. He shouted at Zhou Hai, who was quickly fleeing, “Ungrateful, I curse you for not raising your hand for seven days!”

“Not lifting it for seven days is better than angering a female Tyrannosaurus rex!”

Just as he finished speaking, the policeman called Xiao Wang came over.

Little Prince smiled and asked Jiang Feng, “Eh … Big Brother, what you calculated for our Li team just now is really accurate. Can you calculate it for me too?”

Jiang Feng glanced at Xiao Wang and asked, “What is it?”

“Marriage, even if I have a girlfriend.” Little Wang said with a smile.

Jiang Feng glanced at Little Wang and said unhappily, “You are always looking forward to the future. You are still showing off in front of me by stepping on two boats. Sooner or later, both boats will sink. Too many peach blossoms is a calamity, so you should do it yourself.”