Mr. Bodyguard Novel - Chapter 291

Chapter 291 Poochie Came to Get the Semen at Night

Of course, Jiang Feng’s words were only meant to scare Yuan Hong.

They were all successful Warlocks, so how could they casually fall off the cliff? Moreover, the Weinan Yuan Clan moved the world in the name of crossmagic, and they would know the cause of death with just a pinch of their fingers.

Seeing Yuan Hong and Yuan Hanqiu disappear at the corner of the corridor outside the living room, Long Qianqiu withdrew her gaze and looked at Jiang Feng. “Brat, honestly, what’s your intention this time? Anyway, I’ve already stated that you won’t get any benefits from me if you don’t marry Qing Luan.”

“Old man, what you said is too heartless. What about the friendship between fellow disciples? What about the relationship between brothers and sisters? Did you feed them to the dogs?”

As soon as Jiang Feng finished speaking, Long Qianqiu’s eyes widened with excitement.

He clenched his fists and roared at Jiang Feng.

‘”How dare you tell me about fellowship? How dare you tell me about brotherhood? You burned my Treasure Pavilion, you killed my Cloud Spirit Sparrow, and you abandoned me after taking advantage of my daughter. Did you ever think about brotherhood when you did this? Did you ever think about brotherhood?”

Long Qianqiu took a step in front of Jiang Feng after saying this. In the end, he spat out a mouthful of Xingzi on Jiang Feng’s face.

Jiang Feng could not return what Long Qianqiu had said.

It wasn’t because he wasn’t eloquent, but Jiang Feng had no choice but to admit that ever since he and Long Qianqiu had known each other, he had always been the one who had cheated Long Qianqiu, but Long Qianqiu had never cheated him.

But don’t think that Jiang Feng would follow Long Qianqiu’s wishes just like that. Who is he? He was Jiang Dashi, who had the reputation of being “brazen and shameless”.

Jiang Feng simply walked to a chair in the hall and sat down. He said with a rogue look, “Anyway, I don’t care. I came here to borrow the Netherworld to sing. If you don’t lend it to me, I’ll stay in your Dragon Seeking Sect forever.”

“Haha. I’m really scared to death. It’s like the Dragon Seeking Sect can’t afford to support you.”

“I’ll beat your disciples and grandchildren.”

“Help me educate them.”

“I’ll burn your Treasure Pavilion.”

“Try burning one. It’s already set up a water-leaving array. If you can ignite a little spark in it, I’ll consider you amazing.”

“I… I…”

Jiang Feng was stunned to discover that Long Qianqiu, who had always been cheated by him, had actually grown into a “pit guard expert”. For a moment, he still couldn’t find anything that could threaten Long Qianqiu.

Long Qianqiu looked at Jiang Feng with a complacent expression. Even though his Dao Heart had already reached the perfect state of being as good as water, he couldn’t help but feel complacent when he saw Jiang Feng’s helpless expression.

Unfortunately, the good times didn’t last long. Jiang Feng’s eyes suddenly flashed and the corner of his mouth curved up slightly.

When Long Qianqiu saw Jiang Feng’s smile, he immediately became vigilant.

He knew that Jiang Feng must have some kind of trick up his sleeve. This was the experience he had accumulated during his long struggle.

Sure enough, Jiang Feng suddenly recited a poem, “Shangxie! I want to know the immortal aunt. I will live forever …”

“Die!”

As soon as Long Qianqiu heard Jiang Feng read this poem, he immediately felt like a cat with its tail stepped on. He quickly covered Jiang Feng’s mouth and stopped Jiang Feng from reading.

He looked around with a wary expression and said to Jiang Feng very seriously, “Do you know that you will cause death like this?”

“What does it have to do with me? Auntie Qiu has always loved me and won’t do anything to me. Besides, it can be considered as a favor for me to inform her. When the time comes, it will probably be much easier for me to borrow Auntie Qiu to sing in the Netherworld than to borrow it from you.”

“You … Jiang Feng, you brat …”

This time, it was Long Qianqiu’s turn to be speechless.

He hadn’t expected Jiang Feng to remember such a small matter so clearly.

He had to start talking about this when Long Qianqiu was young.

At that time, Long Qianqiu went to the Jade Lake Immortal Pavilion with his father and saw his fianc é e, Qiu Ziling, who had been engaged to him since childhood.

After arriving at the Jade Lake Immortal Pavilion, Qiu Ziling’s master told Long Qianqiu and his father that Qiu Ziling was cultivating in seclusion and would not be able to leave seclusion for seven days. Thus, the father and son stayed at the Jade Lake Immortal Pavilion and waited for Qiu Ziling.

Who would have thought that something would happen at this moment? Long Qianqiu actually fell in love with Qiu Ziling’s senior sister, Immortal Aunt Yun.

At the beginning, Immortal Aunt Yun did not know that Long Qianqiu was Qiu Ziling’s fiance, so she showed a good impression of him. But when she found out, Immortal Aunt Yun immediately cut off contact with Long Qianqiu.

However, Long Qianqiu was very persistent. She had always tried to express her love for Immortal Aunt Yun and had even thought of canceling her marriage at the Qiu Clan.

However, under the pressure of his father, Long Qianqiu married Qiu Ziling. But Long Qianqiu did not give up. At first, he did not touch Qiu Ziling even if he died. He still tried to impress Fairy Yun.

But in the end, Immortal Aunt Yun chose to stay in seclusion for ten years in order to break Long Qianqiu’s thoughts.

Long Qianqiu was helpless and could only accept the reality.

Later, when Long Qianqiu founded the Dragon Seeking Sect, Qiu Ziling not only borrowed a lot of resources from her mother to help Long Qianqiu. When the sect was first established, many people came to challenge it. When Long Qianqiu was overwhelmed, it was Qiu Ziling at the top.

The two of them advanced and retreated together, slowly establishing deep feelings for each other.

In such a hurry, the two of them had been married for more than ten years. Qiu Ziling even gave birth to Long Bingxin and Long Qingluan sisters for Long Qianqiu, but unfortunately, Qiu Ziling was still surprised to learn about Long Qianqiu’s fanatical pursuit of Immortal Aunt Yun.

This was incredible. Qiu Ziling searched through Long Qianqiu’s study and found many clues related to Immortal Aunt Yun.

The tough-tempered Qiu Ziling and Long Qianqiu had a big fight. After Long Qianqiu was beaten until her nose was blue and her face was swollen, she went back to her mother’s house in anger. After staying at her mother’s house for three years, Long Qianqiu brought a pair of daughters to beg her to come back every ten days before inviting her back to the Dragon Seeking Sect.

On the third day after Qiu Ziling returned to the Dragon Seeking Sect, she launched another surprise inspection.

Long Qianqiu, who was confident that she had destroyed everything related to Immortal Aunt Yun, could still rest assured that she would search. However, at the most critical moment, Long Qianqiu remembered that he had made some slight changes to Shangxie in his Yue Fu Song Collection.

At that time, Jiang Feng was also helping her search with Qiu Ziling. Long Qianqiu used voice transmission to tell him to take out the book and burn it. At that time, Jiang Feng, who was still young, immediately complied. However, there were so many things that Long Qianqiu blackmailed him afterwards that even thinking about it made Long Qianqiu’s flesh hurt.

Including why Jiang Feng burned down the Treasure Pavilion of the Dragon Seeking Sect, Long Qianqiu didn’t do anything to him. On the one hand, he truly loved him, and on the other hand, this was also one of the reasons.

Perhaps someone was thinking that Jiang Feng had already burned the Yue Fu Song Collection. How could Jiang Feng, who had no evidence, threaten Long Qianqiu?

Obviously, this was just a mortal’s idea.

To Warlocks, there were many ways to determine whether a person’s words were true or false.

“Alright, you’re amazing. Nether Chant …”

“Jiang Feng! You didn’t take the initiative to look for me even when you went to the Dragon Seeking Sect. You don’t want to leave the Dragon Seeking Sect alive, do you? No, since you’ve come, you can’t leave!”

Even though Yan Feng was a little frantic, his crisp and pleasant voice could not conceal the charm of the voice.

However, Jiang Feng was so scared that his face turned pale when he heard this voice.

“Qing … Qing Luan?”

Jiang Feng’s voice started to tremble. He quickly grabbed Long Qianqiu’s hand and shouted, “Senior Brother, do you have a secret passage here? Let me avoid it first. We’ll talk about borrowing things tonight.”

“Ah? What did you say? Your voice is too low. I can’t hear you. Ah … I’m old, so this ear is my back.”

“Old man, you …”

“Jiang Feng!”

Jiang Feng’s entire body stiffened as he cried out in close proximity. He swallowed a mouthful of saliva and turned to look at the door of the living room.

She wore a light blue silk sleeve dress with a delicate face without any powder on it. At first glance, Jiang Feng was still unable to avoid being stunned by the young girl at the entrance.

In terms of appearance alone, Long Qingluan, who was 90% similar to Long Bingxin, was naturally a peerless beauty.

Her long and elegant black hair was draped over her shoulders, and her clear and bright pupils were curved with willow eyebrows. Jiang Feng’s eyesight was good, and he could even see her long eyelashes trembling slightly, as if exposing some of the excitement in her heart.

In front of the dress was a row of light blue buttons. Long Qingluan’s pair of breasts raised the buttons in the middle of the row. This attracted Jiang Feng’s attention.

The waist of the dress was well kept, perfectly decorating her small waist. Below Little Man’s waist, the pair of legs that people couldn’t restrain their crazy impulses with a single glance could even be called top-notch in the human world.

If it was a second person, what would I need if such a beautiful woman would fall in love with him?

Of course, if Long Qingluan did not carry two long swords behind her back, and her eyes did not emit a fierce light … Cough cough, that would be even more perfect.

To tell the truth, Jiang Feng was actually quite embarrassed to see Long Qingluan again. Fortunately, his skin was thick enough, otherwise, he probably wouldn’t know what to say to Long Qingluan.

“Hi, Qingluan. It’s been a long time. You’ve become beautiful again.” Jiang Feng smiled stiffly and shook his right hand stiffly.

“Cut the crap. Have you figured out if you want to trap yourself or if you have something to ask your father-in-law?”

“Uh … I have a small matter to ask Senior Brother for help.”

“What is it?” Long Qingluan asked coldly.

“Uh …”

Jiang Feng was not stupid. How could he tell Long Qingluan what he was asking for? He pretended to be stupid and rubbed his head. “Ah? What was it? Ah, I forgot. Look at my milk. Cough cough, no. Look at my brain.”

Jiang Feng was sweating profusely. Because he couldn’t control his eyes, he looked at Long Qingluan’s chest a few more times. He actually said “brain” as “milk/child” by mistake.

Long Qingluan suddenly smiled. This smile was simply a perfect interpretation of the word “smile like a flower”.

However, the smile that should have been a beauty’s smile, Bai Meisheng, made Jiang Feng’s hair stand on end.

Long Qingluan said, “Little Superman, go and ask the kitchen to prepare good wine and dishes. Wine should be made from tiger whip, deer whip and donkey whip. The dishes should be good for nourishing the yang.”

“Yes … yes … I’ll immediately inform the kitchen to prepare.” Huang Chao answered and quickly ran out of the living room.

Long Qingluan’s aura was too strong, a mortal like him simply couldn’t withstand it.

Of course, Jiang Feng seemed to be under a lot of pressure.

He smiled embarrassedly and wiped the sweat off his forehead. He smiled awkwardly and said to Long Qingluan, “Qingluan, you’re all one of us. There’s no need to be so courteous. I’ve been feeling weak recently, so I’m afraid I won’t be able to recover.”

Long Qingluan smiled so hard that her eyes narrowed. She gently said to Jiang Feng, “It’s better to make up for it. It’s good to make up for it. It’s convenient for poor nuns to come and collect their essence at night.”