Mr. Bodyguard Novel - Chapter 286

Chapter 286 The Pure Little Superman

Longxiang Temple Noodle House.

First of all, we have to make it clear that this is not a “noodle shop”, but a “noodle shop”. It was also the place to help people look at their faces, measure their good fortune, good fortune and bad luck, and get married for a career.

Then again, the word “Long Xiang” in the three words “Long Xiang Temple” did not represent Long Feixiang’s shit, but Long Feixiang’s meaning. Originally, it was meant to be, but anyone who had seen their faces here would soar into the sky like a flying dragon.

But since the Internet began to sum up shit and “fly” into one meaning.

In the eyes of the ignorant, this noodle shop’s signboard meant. A noodle shop called “Dragon Feces Temple (Planting)” …

Although the meaning sounded very bad, the host did not mind at all. This was because it avoided the embarrassment of many people who had come in to ask about “wood and noodles” in the past.

Actually, everyone who knew what was going on knew that the Dragon Soaring House was in Lianrong City. Even in Sichuan Province, it was one of the best museums of metaphysics.

Normally, the people who came here were basically following the word of mouth, and they knew a little about the abilities of the master of the Prime Minister’s Noodle House of the Soaring Dragon Temple.

“Master, I was wrong. I really was wrong.”

Inside the pavilion, a middle-aged woman, who was old but still charming, looked at a young man with a sad expression. Clearly, the master she spoke of was the young man in front of her.

The young man’s folding fan trembled, and the fan’s surface spread out in a circle. The words “Iron Cut Straight” were written on the fan.

He gently shook his folding fan. “Tell me, what’s wrong with you?”

Seeing that it was winter, blowing the heating air conditioner and shaking the folding fan, it was also as if he had to act tough as he wanted.

“Last time you asked me how many times I was married, I said four times. You asked me how many children I had, and I said two. You asked me how many times a year I went abroad, and I said three times. You asked me how many times a week I did things with my husband, and I said twice. You asked me how many times a month I cheated, and I said not once. Then you asked me to buy shares in the code 42320.

As a result, the stock plummeted and I lost all my money. Then I found that 42329 stocks were flushed red. Only then did I realize that I shouldn’t have lied to you, Master. “Wuwuwu … please recommend me another stock. I swear I won’t lie again.”

“The so-called one life, two fortunes, three fengshui, four accumulations of yin and five studies. You are destined to be a poor middle-aged man. I advise you to accept it calmly. Treasure what you have now. At least you still have a husband who loves you and two cute and smart children, right?”

“Yes, Master. My husband is the one who paid off all the debts I owed. Master, you’re right. I will definitely treat my husband well when I return. I won’t give him a cuckold anymore.”

“Yes, Dashan.” The young man reached out and tapped the middle-aged woman’s left chest.

The middle-aged woman looked at the young man in puzzlement, “Master, this is …”

“Don’t misunderstand. I don’t want to eat your tofu. I just want to give you a liking that makes sense.”

“Oh, thank you, Master.”

The middle-aged woman stood up and bowed to the young man repeatedly. Then, she walked out of the inner hall of the noodle shop with gratitude.

As he watched the middle-aged woman walk out, the young master curled his lips and muttered to himself with a disdainful expression, “I thought I was born with such a big chest, but I didn’t expect it to be done. It’s disappointing! Next …”

Very quickly, a middle-aged man wearing a gray Chinese tunic suit with a big back walked into the inner hall of the noodle shop.

Seeing this middle-aged man, the young “master” had a cold smile on his face. He knew this middle-aged man. He was the master who had just opened the new noodle shop across from Long Xiang Temple.

The middle-aged man pulled up his chair and sat down in front of the young man. “Master, I have a difficult question for you. You said that I am not young, but I like to use my hands to do that lust thing. This exhaustion hurts my body. How should I quit?”

“This is simple. Say to your right hand once a day, ‘Please don’t act tough’. It will slowly get better.”

“Master is a master. I didn’t even say that I like to use my right hand. You already know that. Could it be that Master …”

The young man’s expression froze as he thought to himself that he had been fooled.

The middle-aged man continued to ask the young master, “By the way, Master, I still have one more question to ask. You said that I use my right hand all year round and this little brother tilts to the left. How should I deal with this?”

“Then why don’t you switch to your left hand and correct your direction?”

“I’ve tried, but I didn’t expect that after a while, my younger brother would actually turn into an ‘S’ shape. What should I do?”

The young man frowned.

It was obvious that this cunning old bastard in front of him was implying that he was only worthy of answering some vulgar and boring questions like this. At the same time, he was also mocking himself for being an “S”, that is, “stupid”.

“This is also simple. Isn’t finding an ‘S’-shaped ‘B’ will solve this problem perfectly? Isn’t that so, SB?”

A voice came from outside the noodle shop.

Hearing this voice, the young master’s eyes widened and he stood up from his chair. “Jiang … Jiang … Big Brother Jiang Feng? Big Brother Jiang Feng!”

The young master was overjoyed and quickly ran out of the inner hall of the noodle shop. In the main hall of the noodle shop, Jiang Feng wore a long robe tailored by Yanjing’s Centennial Brocade Clothes General Store and Zhen Dian Master’s father. He looked extremely elegant and elegant.

Seeing the young man running out of the inner hall, Jiang Feng smiled and said, “Not bad, Little Superman, let’s start sitting in the hall.”

“Big brother Jiang Feng, you’re finally back!” Huang Chao jumped up and tried to hug Jiang Feng.

However, Jiang Feng did not show any mercy and kicked him back with a single kick. Huang Chao didn’t mind at all. He directly got up from the ground and leaned against Jiang Feng, licking his face. He chuckled and said, “Big brother Jiang Feng, you don’t know. Ever since you left the sect, I’ve been thinking about you every day.” I even secretly went to Bao Ying Palace to calculate your whereabouts using the third generation Heavenly Scripture of the sect, but in the end, I almost destroyed the third generation Heavenly Scripture. That’s why the sect leader punished me to guard this damn place. ”

“Almost destroyed the Book of Heaven for the Third Life? Then you shouldn’t blame Senior Brother Long for bringing you here to guard this photo shop. Instead, you should be glad that he let you live.”

Huang Chao grabbed the back of his head with an embarrassed expression.

Looking at Huang Chao’s appearance, Jiang Feng immediately remembered that when he first entered the Dragon Seeking Sect, this brat dared to bully him because he was the only grandson of the Third Elder of the Dragon Seeking Sect and the child king of the Dragon Seeking Sect.

Unexpectedly, he was beaten up by Jiang Feng.

He had once been buried in a pit with only one head exposed, forcing him to eat grasshoppers. He also set up a psychedelic array beside a cesspool and threw a scarecrow into the cesspool.

When Huang Chao saw this, the scene in his eyes was of a beautiful woman taking a bath in a hot spring and asking him to take a bath together.

Without another word, Huang Chao jumped down, hugging the scarecrow in the cesspool, swimming happily.

After so many times, Huang Chao was completely frightened by Jiang Feng. When he saw Jiang Feng, he walked around the path.

It wasn’t until one time when the disciples of the Three Saint Sect came to the Dragon Sect to exchange ideas that the disciples of the Three Saint Sect bullied Huang Chao and Jiang Feng helped him. From then on, Huang Chao had become a huge fan of Jiang Feng. He followed behind Jiang Feng’s butt all day long. No matter how he beat him or scolded him, he always looked as if he was happy.

Jiang Feng waved his chin at Huang Chao, “Alright, I won’t talk to you anymore. I have something to do with the Dragon Seeking Sect. Take me through the Mountain Protection Array.”

“Alright. Wait a moment. I’ll take care of the guy in the food first.”

With that, Huang Chao rolled up his sleeves and walked into the inner hall of the noodle shop. “Remember clearly, it was your grandfather Jiang Feng who hit you! Jiang is Jiang Feng’s Jiang, and Feng is Jiang Feng’s Feng!” Huang Chao shouted arrogantly while hitting people.

When Jiang Feng heard this from outside, three extremely thick black lines appeared on his forehead. This brat’s ability to find someone to take the blame for this wasn’t the slightest bit of a retreat.

Not long after, Huang Chao pulled the middle-aged man’s right leg with one hand, dragging him out of the inner hall. Jiang Feng glanced at the middle-aged man casually. The miserable expression on his face made even a person like him, who had killed a lot of people, unable to help but feel unbearable.

Huang Chao dragged the middle-aged man out of the noodle shop like a dead dog and threw him at the door.

Waiting for Jiang Feng to come out of the noodle shop, Huang Chao pulled the door open and pointed at the wooden door with his right hand. Soon, a golden light flashed on the wooden door and swiftly drew out a talisman. Then, the light disappeared and the talisman disappeared.

Huang Chao ran across the road and drove over a white Ferrari.

After sitting in the passenger seat, Huang Chao said to Jiang Feng, “Big Brother Jiang Feng, I didn’t expect that after leaving the Dragon Seeking Sect for so many years, your lascivious personality still hasn’t changed at all. I almost spat out a laugh when I asked that guy to find a ‘SB’.”

“Aren’t you the same? You even told him to change the direction of his left hand.” Jiang Feng said casually.

‘”Big brother Jiang Feng, I’m different from you. I’m extremely pure. I said that to him only to give him advice from a scientific point of view,” Huang Chao said righteously.

Jiang Feng looked at Huang Chao with disdain and asked, “Do you know Laura Long Ze?”

“I don’t know.” Huang Chao replied resolutely without hesitation.

“Where’s Porto Ye Jia Yi?” Jiang Feng asked again.

“I don’t know them either. What are these people doing?” Huang Chao looked at Jiang Feng with a puzzled expression and asked, as if he really didn’t know about these two hard disk goddesses.

Jiang Feng rolled his eyes and asked again, “Do you know Dong Qing?”

Squeak …

Ferrari stopped in a hurry, and the tire made an ear-piercing sound as it rubbed against the ground.

Huang Chao looked at Jiang Feng with wide eyes and an excited expression, “No way, she also took this? Do you have any seeds? Can you pass them to me?”

Jiang Feng remained silent as he looked at Huang Chao.

“Cough cough … cough cough … Brother Feng, the weather is pret