Mr. Bodyguard Novel - Chapter 285

Chapter 285 Plug-in Power Supply

Perhaps many people were thinking, inspired by the two little boys. What Yin Shizhou wanted to compare to Jiang Feng was definitely a place that could be big or small, hard or soft.

As for the content of the competition, there were a lot of them. For example, length, diameter, and even weight carrying capacity …

Wait, how do we compare weight bearing?

Could it be that I told you that one of the most handsome writers in the online literary world (not self-proclaimed, kakaka …) had called on the entire dormitory to launch this great competition when he was in his first year of college?

At that time, there was a book, a wool thread, and a pile of books that had to be read at the age of eighteen to be used for the props of the competition. Borrowing books to enter the peak state, and then using wool to hang the book …

Cough cough, this is too far away.

With many people’s understanding of Jiang Feng, they might think that Jiang Feng would definitely go to the bathroom at the airport with Yin Shizhou. Then, he walked out with a complacent expression.

But actually …

You’re all overthinking it! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Yin Shizhou was betting on the young boy’s age with Jiang Feng!

To be exact, the contest Yin Shizhou had proposed was to guess the date of birth of the little boy.

Just guessing a person’s age, there was still a high chance that he would succeed. But guessing a person’s date of birth is hard to guess.

In order to prevent Jiang Feng from following suit, Yin Shizhou suggested that the two of them write down the date of birth of the little boy they had guessed with paper and pen. Then, they went to the little boy’s mother to ask him who was right and who was wrong.

For a true Warlock expert, it wasn’t difficult to calculate the date of birth of a child based on the facial features of the mother and child.

Yin Shizhou was certain that Jiang Feng did not have the ability to do so, so he suggested competing with him.

Very quickly, the two of them wrote down their speculations and went to look for the little boy’s mother.

After Yin Shizhou explained, the little boy’s mother told him the date of her child’s birth.

“June 3, 2009.”

As soon as the little boy’s mother finished speaking, Yin Shizhou and Jiang Feng revealed their speculations.

As a result, Yin Shizhou accurately wrote “June 3, 2009”, while Jiang Feng wrote “June 4, 2009”.

When Yin Shizhou saw Jiang Feng’s guess, he heaved a sigh of relief. He didn’t expect Jiang Feng’s guess to be so close to his own.

However, no matter how close they were, it was useless. After all, Yin Shizhou’s answer was truly accurate.

Yin Shizhou smiled and looked at Jiang Feng, “Brother, you’ve lost.”

Jiang Feng shrugged his shoulders and looked at the little boy’s mother and asked, “Beauty, can you tell me the exact time when you gave birth to this young master of yours?”

“Sure.” The young woman nodded. “Eleven forty in the evening.”

“What?”

Yin Shizhou cried out, startling the young woman. The young woman looked weakly at Yin Shizhou, “Is there … is there a problem?”

Jiang Feng shook his head. “According to the calculation method of fate magic, the date of birth of a child born at 11:40 in the night should be counted as the next day. Big brother seems to have lost again this time.”

“Impossible, impossible” Yin Shizhou looked at the young woman and said excitedly, “She has a plump fortune hall. She should be able to marry a rich husband, but she will live in two separate places.”

“Wow, how do you know? I’m flying to Malaysia to see my husband this time. He’s doing business there.” The young woman looked at Yin Shizhou in surprise.

However, Yin Shizhou did not feel happy at all because her calculations were accurate. She continued, “The distance between her eyebrows and Tear Hall is more than an inch and a half. This proves that she can never give birth at night. Otherwise, it will be difficult for her to give birth and die! But now that she is alive and well, why would she give birth at night?”

Explain it here. The center of his eyebrows was Fang Zhengzhong’s eyelids, and the Tear Hall was the center of his eyes.

“Handsome, you’re wrong. My two children were born at night.” The young woman smiled and said.

After listening to Yin Shizhou’s facial analysis, Jiang Feng couldn’t help but shake his head and say, “Haven’t you heard of the four great evil techniques in the world today?”

“Four great evil arts?” Yin Shizhou looked at Jiang Feng in surprise and asked with a frown, “You mean there are experts from evil sects who can revolve their lives for her?”

“Idiot.” Jiang Feng rolled his eyes. “These four spells are the Thai Transgender Technique, Japanese Makeup Technique, Chinese PS Technique, and … Korean Plastic Surgery Technique. This beauty had her eyelids cut off slightly, which widened the distance between her eyebrows and Tear Hall, so of course you would have miscalculated her time of giving birth.”

“The two of you …”

The young woman was a little frightened by Jiang Feng and Yin Shizhou.

Staying in front of the two of them, the young woman felt that she did not have any secrets at all, as if her entire body was naked.

She stood up and pulled her two children away.

When the young woman left, Jiang Feng stretched out his hand in front of Yin Shizhou.

“How is it? Should I be willing to admit defeat?”

Yin Shizhou removed the bracelet and Huang Tong dagger from his right wrist and was about to put them into Jiang Feng’s palm. Yin Shizhou suddenly said to Jiang Feng, “Do you think my eyes are full of blood?”

Jiang Feng subconsciously raised his head to look over, and Yin Shizhou’s eyes immediately shone with a strange red light. The red light seemed to have a special attraction, attracting Jiang Feng to see through the red light. The more he wanted to see through it, the more he fell into it.

Very quickly, Jiang Feng’s gaze seemed to have lost its focus, and his entire body fell into an unconscious state.

Yin Shizhou sneered at Jiang Feng and asked, “Tell me, did you go to Huangfu’s house the night before yesterday?”

“The night before yesterday, I …”

Jiang Feng’s voice suddenly became very low, and Yin Shizhou subconsciously moved his head closer. Suddenly, Jiang Feng raised his head and his eyes lit up. He muttered, “Soul Snatching!” .

Yin Shizhou felt as if his brain had been severely hit. He glanced at Jiang Feng absentmindedly, and his entire body fell into an unconscious state.

Jiang Feng reached out and took his brass wristband and dagger from Yin Shizhou’s hand. After putting it on his wrist, he said, Jiang Feng suddenly recalled the method of using this magic tool for no reason, and the name of this magic tool-“Emperor’s Dao”.

Jiang Feng’s right hand trembled, and the Emperor Dao short sword jumped out from his wristband, floating in the middle of his palm.

Jiang Feng immediately fell in love with this magical artifact because of the feeling of being an arm messenger and communicating with one another. As he played, he asked Yin Shizhou, “Tell me, why did you suddenly appear here?”

“Go to Sichuan Province to complete the task instructed by Master.”

“Oh, it’s a coincidence that you’re going to Sichuan Province as well. Tell me, what kind of mission are you going to complete?”

“Let’s go take a look at an ancient tomb outside Lianrong City.”

“Lianrong City?” When Jiang Feng heard this, it was even more coincidental.

This time, he was going to the Dragon Seeking Sect at the summit of Sunset Cloud Peak, which was within the borders of Lianrong City.

However, remembering the near-death experiences in King Zhou’s tomb last time, Jiang Feng had no interest in going down the tomb at all. So he stopped asking and took out his phone to check the time. He found that it was almost time to board the plane.

Just as the announcement of boarding rang, Jiang Feng patted Yin Shizhou and said, “Take out your phone and show it to me.”

Yin Shizhou obediently took out his phone and handed it to Jiang Feng. Jiang Feng took a look and found that there was less than 20% of the electricity on it. He pointed to the convenience store where Yin Shizhou had gone to borrow melon seeds. “Go, borrow the power from the people in the store. You can’t board the plane without charging 100% of the battery on your phone.”

After saying that, Jiang Feng stood up and walked towards the boarding passage.

When is one’s guard at its weakest? That’s when you think you’ve succeeded.

Yin Shizhou had used the ‘Soul Confusion Technique’ on Jiang Feng, but he hadn’t expected that Jiang Feng would happen to be proficient in this technique and be convinced by one of his’ Soul Snatching Secret Techniques’.

In front of him, Jiang Feng had already registered, but Yin Shizhou, who was supposed to register with him, ran into the convenience store.

It just so happened that the clerk at the convenience store had changed shifts, and the clerk who took over did not know Yin Shizhou.

Yin Shizhou, who had been cast the Soul Snatching Secret Technique, asked in a daze, “Is there a power source?”

“Are you blind? Aren’t I just a clerk?” The clerk replied discontentedly.

Yin Shizhou looked at the shop assistant blankly and said, “I’m looking for a plug-in power source.”

Hearing this, the shop assistant’s eyes immediately lit up.

You know, this is a male shop assistant.

He swallowed his saliva and nodded, “Yes, yes … oh, how did you know that I was a fellow cultivator? We really have a destiny. Where do you want to go? Is it in this shop or in the bathroom?”

“Plug in the power, plug in the power …”

“Alright, I’ll plug it in for you, I’ll plug it in for you. Dead man, what’s the hurry, I hate it …”

Immediately afterwards, the five big and three thick male shop assistants ran over and locked the convenience store door. Then, she pulled Yin Shizhou towards the corner of the convenience store …

Of course, Jiang Feng hadn’t expected such a follow-up.

When the plane took off and flew into the blue sky. Jiang Feng began to recall the details of his time in the Dragon Seeking Sect.

At that time, the two masters didn’t know where to go, so they didn’t care about themselves.

When she first went to the Dragon Seeking Sect, Long Bingxin hadn’t spoken to her much, but Long Qingluan had been taking care of her.

At that time, he had a large appetite and was always hungry in the middle of the night.

The Dragon Seeking Sect also allowed their disciples to eat meat only three times a month in order to maintain their health.

As a result, Long Qingluan brought him to the mountains to hunt. Once, Jiang Feng’s leg was bitten by a poisonous snake. Without the antidote, Long Qingluan used her mouth to help Jiang Feng suck the poison out. Afterwards, her mouth was swollen like a sausage. It took three days for her to fully recover.

For some reason, Jiang Feng discovered something.

He had been avoiding Long Qingluan for so many years, but once he recalled the little things he had done in the Dragon Seeking Sect, the person he remembered the most was actually Long Qingluan.

Thinking of this, Jiang Feng shook his head and secretly warned himself, “What I like is Long Bingxin, not that crazy girl Long Qingluan. Don’t change your mind, or else your life will be ruined. Are you afraid that you will die of exhaustion?”