Mr. Bodyguard Novel - Chapter 284

Chapter 284 Gamble Heavily

There are many ways to gamble, such as poker, mahjong, dice, Pai Nine and so on …

However, the bet between Yin Shizhou and Jiang Feng was naturally impossible. It was so troublesome.

Yin Shizhou glanced around the lounge and finally fixed her gaze on the clerk of a convenience store in front of her on the left. The shop assistant was a woman, eating a bag of melon seeds.

“Let’s bet on that clerk …”

‘”You still need to bet on this? The bra is black. It looks like Triumph’s set, so the interior should be black as well. As for the model, it looks like B from this angle, but excluding the error caused by the distance, it should be C.”

After Jiang Feng finished speaking, he looked at Yin Shizhou and discovered that if it was in the cartoon, three black lines would definitely appear on his forehead.

Yin Shizhou said speechlessly, “What I want to bet is that we’ll talk about whether the melon seeds in the saleswoman’s hands are single or double. You … you seem to be thinking too much.”

“Eh. Actually, I also meant to bet on whether the melon seeds in the saleswoman’s hands were single or double. The reason why I said that earlier was actually because I was afraid that you would bet on those boring things.”

Yin Shizhou said, “…”

“Alright, alright, let’s not talk about this anymore. I bet that the melon seeds in her hand are single. What are you betting on?”

Yin Shizhou’s right thumb twitched on the knuckle and finally shrugged, “Then I’ll bet on a pair.”

“Alright, then let’s go ask the female clerk for that bag of melon seeds and pour it out for a count.”

“Alright.”

Yin Shizhou stood up and walked towards the convenience store with Jiang Feng.

Although the two of them were both Warlocks, there were various ways to figure out how many melon seeds there were in that bag of melon seeds. However, it should be clear that the shop assistant had been eating melon seeds until the two of them asked for the seeds. In the end, just how many melon seeds would remain in the bag depended on how many melon seeds the shop assistant had eaten during the time he had asked for the bag of melon seeds.

When the two of them arrived at the door of the convenience store, Jiang Feng gave Yin Shizhou a push.

“You’re more handsome, I’m the stupidest. Go talk to her.”

Yin Shizhou nodded, thinking about how to talk to the female clerk who was looking down at the e-book with her phone.

He thought for a moment and then asked, “Beauty, where are you reading?”

“Choose whatever you want. Don’t disturb me.” The saleswoman said impatiently without raising her head.

“I also like reading. Can you tell me what kind of book you are reading?”

Perhaps many people would wonder why Yin Shizhou was talking nonsense to this shop assistant. However, Jiang Feng, who was standing not far from Yin Shizhou, cursed inwardly, “Cunning bastard.”

Because while Yin Shizhou was talking to the clerk, the clerk continued to eat melon seeds. The fruit of the melon seed was still changing.

“I’m looking at a top-grade bodyguard. Tonight, I hit a tiger and wrote it again.”

“Oh. So it’s another book about hunting tigers tonight. I like it too. What kind of software are you using?”

“Sometimes I use UC, sometimes I use Du Niang sticker, and sometimes I use God Horse to chase after books. Anyway, I will use whatever software is better in typesetting.”

As soon as the saleswoman finished speaking, she subconsciously reached out and took another melon seed from the bag of melon seeds.

When Yin Shizhou saw her put the melon seed in her mouth, she immediately slapped the table hard.

“Bastard!”

The female shop assistant was shocked and quickly raised her head to look at Yin Shizhou.

Yin Shizhou pointed at the saleswoman and said righteously, “Don’t you know that the only original edition of this book is published on the Chinese website? What UC you use, what Du Niang Tie, it’s all free pirated editions! How can you be worthy of the author’s painstaking effort to think of the plot and type out so many words with the Two-fingered Dhyana?”

If everyone sees piracy like you do, who else in this world would write novels for you to read? You’re going too far. I look down on you! I also read this novel. What I read is the authentic version. A thousand words was only three cents, and a million words was only thirty cents. With Tiger’s updating speed, 30 yuan is enough for you to watch for half a year. “Are you reluctant to part with this?”

The saleswoman was stunned by Yin Shizhou’s inexplicable lecture. She looked at Yin Shizhou in horror and nodded subconsciously, “I … I was wrong. I’ll go and make up the subscription for the tiger immediately. I swear I’ll make up for it. If I don’t, my son won’t have a little brother and my daughter will have chest hair.”

“Mm. That’s more like it.” Yin Shizhou nodded in satisfaction, then grabbed the remaining bag of melon seeds on the clerk’s table and fiercely said to her, “This bag of melon seeds is not allowed to be eaten by you anymore. It can be considered as punishment for watching pirated editions.”

“Yes, yes … I won’t eat, I won’t eat.”

Yin Shizhou proudly walked out of the convenience store with the bag of melon seeds. Jiang Feng, who was standing outside the convenience store, gave him a thumbs up.

The two of them returned to their previous seats and poured out the bag of melon seeds from Yin Shizhou. The two of them began to put their heads together … counting the melon seeds!

“Fifty-five, fifty-six, fifty-seven, fifty-eight.”

After counting the last melon seed, Yin Shizhou even took the packing bag of the melon seed and shook it, confirming that there was no more melon seed inside. He smiled and said to Jiang Feng, “Sorry, there are a total of 58 melon seeds. It’s an even number. You lost.”

Yin Shizhou hooked his finger and said, “Come, give me the item.”

“I actually let you win. Alright, I’m willing to admit defeat.” Jiang Feng took out the jade that contained the spiritual energy jade liquid from his bag.

Yin Shizhou did not expect Jiang Feng to admit defeat so straightforwardly. He could not help but say excitedly, “Don’t worry, even if you lose to me, I will still give you money to buy this jade. Furthermore, I guarantee that I will give you an unimaginable high price.”

However, just as Jiang Feng was about to put the jade into Yin Shizhou’s hand, Jiang Feng suddenly pointed at the melon seed shell that someone had thrown down and asked Yin Shizhou.

“By the way, big brother, I want to ask you, does this melon seed shell count as a melon seed?”

“Of course not. Melon seeds are only those with benevolence in their shells.”

“Oh?”

Jiang Feng opened his chair and handed a melon seed to Yin Shizhou from the pile of melon seeds he had already counted.

“Then this can’t be counted as one of them.”

“Huh?”

The moment Yin Shizhou took the melon seeds, his expression changed drastically. Because the weight of the melon seed had already told him that there was no kernel inside.

Jiang Feng also carefully peeled off the melon seed shell and carefully placed it in Yin Shizhou’s palm.

There was indeed no mercy inside!

Yin Shizhou threw the melon seed shell away and inspected each melon seed one by one. He really wanted to find another unbenevolent melon seed, but it was a pity that in the end, it did not work out as he wished.

The sad thing in life is that you have clearly achieved what you wanted, but at the last moment, you disappeared into thin air.

What was even more tragic than this was that it was fine if he turned into a bubble, and he had to paste a large sum of money upside down.

Jiang Feng’s face was full of smiles, as if he could not conceal the joy in his heart. He rubbed his hands and looked at Yin Shizhou, “Big brother, it seems … it seems like you lost.”

Yin Shizhou took out his purple jade compass from his pocket. This was something he had taken back with all his life. Moreover, he had already used his elemental energy to nourish it for more than five years, and it was almost connected to the Purple Jade Compass. How could he be willing to hand this thing over now?

Yin Shizhou looked at Jiang Feng awkwardly, “Brother, this thing is very important to me. Why don’t I give you money and you don’t take this thing from me?”

“Aiya, big brother. I thought I lost just now. I didn’t even hesitate to give you my family heirloom. Men, you don’t want to lick back the saliva you spat out, do you?”

“I…”

Yin Shizhou’s face was filled with embarrassment, and the words “reluctance” were written all over his face.

Jiang Feng directly reached out and took the purple jade compass from Yin Shizhou’s hand. He smiled and said, “Aiya, it doesn’t matter. What other treasures do you have? You can continue to gamble. I’ll accompany you. Anyway, there’s a bet that you can’t lose.”

Hearing this, Yin Shizhou immediately rolled up the sleeve of his right hand.

He saw a brass wristband on his right wrist, and a brass dagger placed on the bottom of the brass wristband.

Both the wristband and the dagger were carved with runes. Jiang Feng’s pupils shrank when he saw this. He thought to himself, “Another set of magic tools.”

Yin Shizhou’s right hand trembled, and the brass dagger popped out, hovering in the air beneath his palm. Then he waved his right hand and the brass dagger flew out.

In the end, he withdrew his right hand and the brass dagger flew back, replacing it in the bracelet of his right wrist glove.

Jiang Feng was dumbfounded. He pointed at the brass bracelet on Yin Shizhou’s wrist and said, “Obediently, this thing must be used by immortals.”

“This is a set of magic tools. It’s very precious and rare. If you want it, we’ll bet again. I’ll bet it on the jade stone in your hand and my purple jade compass,” Yin Shizhou said.

“You want to bet one thing on two things of mine? Aren’t I at a disadvantage?”

“How could you be at a disadvantage? This offensive magical artifact is really rare. Do you want to bet? Forget it.”

“Sigh … Forget it, just treat it as if I were teaching you a friend. Gamble, I’ll gamble. Or do you want to tell me how we gamble?”

“Let’s gamble …”

Yin Shizhou began to think carefully.

This time, he could only win and not lose.

Therefore, Yin Shizhou would never gamble on such an uncertain gamble.

Just as Yin Shizhou was hesitating, two little boys suddenly ran to a beautiful young woman not far away. A little boy said to his mother proudly, “Mom, Mom. Big brother lost to me. Whose Ding Ding is longer in the bathroom and big brother is shorter than mine!”

When the beautiful young woman heard this, her face immediately turned red with embarrassment.

At this moment, Yin Shizhou also looked at Jiang Feng, as if he had already made up his mind.

Jiang Feng’s face immediately revealed a shocked expression, as if he had guessed that Yin Shizhou wanted to compete with him.