Mr. Bodyguard Novel - Chapter 21

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The Five Ghosts Fortune Technique was a very profound technique. Its depth did not lie in the complexity of the technique, but in the difficulty of raising the Five Ghosts.

Generally speaking, after a person died, their three souls and six souls would dissipate. It was impossible for them to turn into ghosts, let alone reincarnate in hell. Only some people would pass away in a gloomy year, at the gloomy hour of the gloomy moon, and then be buried in a gloomy place after their death.

After death, such a person would be like an undead soul with an obsession, producing a “resentment”. And this “resentment” was far more powerful than ordinary “resentment”. They would be devouring, and they liked to devour ordinary “resentment” the most. Once they had devoured enough “vengeful thoughts”, they would become “vengeful spirits”.

If such vengeful spirits were captured by cultivators and tamed, they would become so-called “ghosts” among the people.

From this, it could be seen that the conditions for the formation of ghosts were extremely stringent. It was very difficult for ordinary Warlocks to catch a single “ghost”, let alone gather all five of them. Therefore, the Five Ghosts Fortune Technique was often heard of, but very few Warlocks knew how to use it.

Jiang Feng issued an order, and he immediately felt as if his body had turned into nothingness, instantly disappearing from where he was. By the time Jiang Feng felt down to earth again, he was already in a hotel room. He knew very well that this was room 777 of the Featherspring Hotel.

The sound of running water rang out in the room. Jiang Feng knew that Huang Mingde was definitely taking a bath. He had all the clothes Huang Mingde had left in his room shipped to the normal-temperature office by the five ghosts, and then he sat on the bed and waited for Huang Mingde.

In the room, there were cameras and sound pick-ups installed by the reporters of the provincial TV station. The two cameras could be switched on by simply pressing the switch. Through the video camera connected to the network in the room, images and sound can be directly transmitted to the provincial TV news channel. This “9.18 robbery” is very sensational, the Zhejiang Province News Channel has decided to broadcast the entire Yuquan Hotel commendation conference, in order to promote the positive image of the provincial police.

Not long after, the sound of water stopped. Jiang Feng knew that Huang Mingde was about to come out. He quickly ordered the five ghosts to wait behind the cameras and the sound collector. Once they heard his instructions, they would press the switch on the cameras and the sound collector.

Huang Mingde walked out of the bathroom with a bath towel. Seeing Jiang Feng sitting on the bed, Huang Mingde was obviously shocked. He hurriedly asked in shock, “You … Who are you?”

Because Jiang Feng controlled his body at normal temperature, Huang Mingde did not recognize him.

Jiang Feng chuckled and said, “It doesn’t matter who I am. The important thing is that I want to see how the famous Deputy Director Huang comes out of this room with a towel to meet so many reporters waiting to interview you.”

When Huang Mingde heard this, he immediately swept his eyes across the room. Naturally, he couldn’t see his clothes again. Huang Mingde hurriedly shouted, “Where did you put my clothes and trousers? Hand them over!”

“If you don’t hand it over, I just won’t.” Jiang Feng said proudly. He was currently wearing the image of being fat, short, and bald at room temperature. No matter how Huang Mingde looked at it, he could not see the threat this person posed to him. After all, he had attended a serious police academy, so he could still capture and fight with a few hands.

Therefore, Huang Mingde did not show any courtesy to Jiang Feng. He walked up and kicked Jiang Feng fiercely. Jiang Feng didn’t dodge or dodge, allowing Huang Mingde to kick him. In any case, he didn’t feel any pain, and the only one injured was Huang Mingde’s body. This kind of feeling was like rolling on the ground in someone else’s clothes. It didn’t hurt at all.

Huang Mingde finally confirmed that Jiang Feng was not a threat to him after a violent beating. He shouted, “Take off your clothes and pants and let me wear them. Hurry up!” As he spoke, Huang Mingde stretched out his hand and began to strip off his clothes at room temperature.

Jiang Feng hurriedly struggled and kicked Huang Mingde back a few steps. He smiled and said, “Let me give you my shirt and trousers. Answer me a question first.”

“What’s the problem? Tell me.” Huang Mingde gasped heavily. He was tired after fighting with Jiang Feng for a long time. At this moment, he only suspected that Jiang Feng might have escaped from some mental hospital.

“Listen, the question is why did Xiao Ming choose to grow chrysanthemums at home? I won’t tell you the answer anyway because chrysanthemums are easier to grow than ordinary flowers. Alright, you answer the question. If you answer correctly, I’ll give you clothes and pants.” Jiang Feng chuckled.

Huang Mingde rolled his eyes and said to himself, “Indeed, he is crazy.” Then he casually replied, “Because …”

When the word “Because” came out of Huang Mingde’s mouth, Jiang Feng immediately instructed the five ghosts to turn on the camera and the sound pick. At this moment, the projection of Huang Mingde and Jiang Feng in the hotel room appeared on the projection cloth in the lobby of Yuquan Hotel.

Of course, at the same time, Zhejiang News’s “9.18” special live channel also broadcast this scene.

Then, Huang Mingde said, “Chrysanthemums are easy to nurture,” in front of everyone watching the “9.18 Special Live Report” in Zhejiang Province.

Huang Mingde’s original words were “chrysanthemums are easy to nurture,” but who would understand this sentence after experiencing the poison of internet culture? Almost 70% of the people heard this sentence, the first thing they understood was, “Chrysanthemum itches.”

After Huang Mingde finished his sentence, he actually shouted at Jiang Feng, “What are you still waiting for? I already said, ‘Chrysanthemums are good to nurture’. Why don’t you take off your clothes and pants?”

“Whoosh” In the lobby of the Jade Spring Hotel, everyone who heard Huang Mingde’s words let out exclamations of surprise. A reporter from Zhejiang Satellite TV shouted, “Damn it, Deputy Director Huang must have turned on the camera and the sound pick by mistake. I’ll go remind him.”

“Come back!” The editor-in-chief of Zhejiang Satellite TV whispered, “What a good news story. What are you going to do with the once-in-a-century explosive news?”

In the hotel room, Huang Mingde, who was completely unaware of what he had done, was still urging Jiang Feng, “What are you still waiting for? I told you to take off your clothes and pants. I told you just now that the chrysanthemum itches, doesn’t it?”

Weibo, WeChat, crazy forwarding, crazy notifications. Most of the headlines were “Blind, Zhejiang Provincial News Live Broadcast Monster Weasel Weasel Weasel.” “The dignified deputy bureau actually has a heavy taste in homosexuality.” “The deputy said to Monster Shu Mu: Chrysanthemums itch.” …

Wait, wait, wait. All sorts of divine titles. At this moment, Jiang Feng was also calm. He still smiled and said to Huang Mingde, “Director, don’t be anxious. If you want me to take off my clothes and trousers, then there must be some conditions, right? Tell me, how much is it?”

“You still dare to ask me for money? Is five yuan enough for you?”

Bang! Eventually, the public security bureau chief, Kong Mingshun, who had rushed to the seventh floor with his men as soon as he saw the contents of the video, brought the people from the hotel and a group of policemen to open the door to room 777. Kong Mingshun glared at Huang Mingde angrily and said with a disgusted expression, “Huang Mingde, I didn’t expect you to be such a person!”

Huang Mingde heard Kong Mingshun’s words and immediately understood what Kong Mingshun meant. “Director … you misunderstood. It’s not what you think …”

However, Jiang Feng’s heart was filled with joy. He loudly asked Kong Mingshun, “Director, is prostitution considered prostitution? I’m still negotiating with Deputy Director Huang about the price. Should this be considered prostitution? A filthy deal … failed?”

“Shut up!” Huang Mingde slapped his face at room temperature. At this moment, Jiang Feng took advantage of the situation and smashed into the corner of the square table. At the same time, Jiang Feng hurriedly patted his waist and forced out the three silver needles that had been sealed in his body at room temperature.

Following the guidance of the silver needle, Jiang Feng’s soul successfully escaped from Huang Mingde’s body. As soon as he came out, Jiang Feng discovered that his soul was on the verge of collapsing. He hurriedly shouted, “Five ghosts, send me back!”

The five ghosts quickly wrapped around Jiang Feng’s soul and sent him back to his body in the blink of an eye. Jiang Feng’s soul returned to his body and immediately spat out a mouthful of blood. He hurriedly picked up the white porcelain bottle and poured out a pill from it and threw it into his mouth. This time, the effects of the pill did not seem to be as fast as before. Jiang Feng’s face was still incomparably pale.

The Mysterious Light Mirror suddenly emitted a golden light. The figures of Jiang Feng’s Grand Master and Big Master appeared in the Mysterious Light Mirror together. “I really regret teaching you the Soul Seizing Secret Technique. You are only at the ‘Five Qi Chao Yuan’ Realm, yet you dare to use the Soul Shifting Secret Technique. What is the situation with your own body? You don’t know it yourself!” The Grand Master scolded Jiang Feng as soon as he saw it.

Jiang Feng smiled and said, “It’s because I know that I’m doing this. Anyway, I can only take good care of my body until I’m 28 years old. If I do anything, I’ll die early. If I die early, I’ll die late, so what’s the difference?”

“Totally nonsense!” Big Master shouted angrily, his tone carrying a hint of anger and indisputability. “What do you know? Your master and I have already planned it for you. I’ll tell you honestly now that Han Chuxue, whom you were asked to protect, is actually a natural’pure spirit body ‘. As long as you seize her red pill, you will be able to completely suppress the demon soul of the Nine-tailed Spirit Fox in your body. At that time, your body will naturally slowly recover.”

“F*ck, why didn’t you two tell me earlier? My attitude towards that girl isn’t very good. She probably doesn’t like me very much.” Jiang Feng cried out in surprise and joy.

Hearing Jiang Feng’s words, Eldest Master rolled his eyes. He sighed and scolded, “You stupid thing. She doesn’t like you. You can’t be obsessed with her. No matter what, you can still be strong. Anyway, she has been engaged to you since childhood.”

“She has been engaged to me since childhood?” Jiang Feng’s mind flashed with Han Chuxue’s naked appearance in the living room, and he immediately swallowed his saliva excitedly.