Mr. Bodyguard Novel - Chapter 203

Chapter 203 In the Name of God
A private civilian plane departed from the Shanghai Stock Exchange and flew directly to Jiangjiang Province.

On the plane, Simon, the priest of the Assault Group, kept looking at Jiang Feng. At the same time, he kept looking at the time. Finally, he couldn’t help but reach out and beckon Afguri.

“Gu Li, why hasn’t the Holy Son woken up yet? Did you give him an overdose, so he can’t wake up?”

“No, no.” Afguli nervously waved her hand. She hurriedly walked to Jiang Feng’s side and used her hand to open Jiang Feng’s eyelids to take a look.

Suddenly, there was a bang. Afguri was kicked flying by Jiang Feng.

Jiang Feng sprang up, grabbed a parachute bag from the plane and ran towards the cabin door.

“Stop him! Stop His Highness the Saint Son!” Priest Simon shouted.

A few members of the assault group quickly surrounded Jiang Feng. Without hesitation, Jiang Feng kicked out and directly exchanged blows with the members of the assault group.

Simon shouted nervously, “Don’t hurt His Highness the Son. If anyone of you hurts the Son’s body, you will all die!”

The assault group members were also in a terrible state of suffering.

First, he was beaten and couldn’t fight back. Secondly, although Jiang Feng had deliberately concealed his strength, even if he only used 30% of his strength, his strength was still light. Thirdly, they could not dodge, lest Jiang Feng take advantage of this opportunity to escape.

In the end, the members of the assault group rushed forward and squeezed Jiang Feng into the middle.

Jiang Feng shouted in fear, “I know, I know that you are the kind of criminal organization that seduces people to have a one-night stand and then steals human organs to sell. Please let me go, my heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys are all broken. I … I have AIDS, I have cancer, I will die soon … Wuuuuuuuuuu …”

As Jiang Feng spoke, he squatted on the ground and cried.

Naturally, he was acting, because he was completely sober from beginning to end. However, he had to act in this scene, because only then would the assault team completely trust him.

Seeing that Jiang Feng was trembling nervously, Simon walked to Jiang Feng’s side and squatted down. He patted Jiang Feng’s shoulder as kindly as he could.

“Your Highness, don’t worry. We are not people who will harm you. We were sent here by your father to find you. Right now, we are on our way to see your father.”

“My father?” Jiang Feng’s face was filled with astonishment. His lifelike expression and eyes filled with complex psychological activities were comparable to the acting skills of the toilet cleaner at his home. He was a Best Actor at the Academy Awards.

“Haha, are you stupid or am I stupid? Don’t you know that my parents have already died?”

“Nonsense!” Simon roared, “Your father is a god messenger sent to the world by Allah. How can he die so easily? Even if he dies, his soul will be reborn from heaven and descend upon the world again.”

“Is that so?” Jiang Feng asked. Then, he put his hands together and said, “Uncle, I won’t hide anything from you anymore. I’m actually a monk from the Eastern Great Tang. His name is Tang Xuanzang.”

Bodhisattva Guan Shi Yin asked me to go to the Western Heavens to learn scriptures. I have been delayed for many years. Now is the time to set off. Alright, everyone is quite busy. Please help me greet the God Representative sent by Allah to the mortal world and ask him to come to the Great Lightning Sound Temple in the Western Heavens to drink tea with me. Goodbye, see you later! ”

Jiang Feng stood up and walked straight to the cabin door.

Simon pulled Jiang Feng back and said angrily, “The only True God in the universe is Allah. As the Saint Son, you can only believe in Allah, not other false gods!”

“Good, good, good. I believe in Allah.” Jiang Feng crossed his chest and said piously, “Hallelujah, God is with us. Alright, bye …”

“God is also a hypocrite! God is called Allah!” Simon shouted at Jiang Feng excitedly.

Jiang Feng wiped his face and muttered angrily, “You don’t need a good name. You have to call me ‘Anna’.” Suddenly, Jiang Feng asked Simon curiously, “Is she a woman? Is her chest big?”

Simon was stunned. If it weren’t for Jiang Feng’s status as a Saint Son, he would have strangled Jiang Feng to death. To Simon, it was more insulting than slapping him in the face to blaspheme the gods in his heart.

However, Simon did not dare to do anything to Jiang Feng. He could only sit by himself and sulk.

Jiang Feng returned to his seat and looked up at Afguri. Afguri barely managed to stand up from his heavy kick.

When Simon didn’t say anything, the people in the cabin didn’t say anything.

Afguri was just about to find a place to sit when Jiang Feng suddenly waved to Afguri. “Xiao Li, Xiao Li, come … sit here.” Jiang Feng pointed at the position beside him.

Afguri was slightly stunned. She secretly glanced at Simon and quickly said, “No … no, Afguri doesn’t dare to sit with the Holy Son.”

Jiang Feng’s expression turned solemn as he said indifferently, “Then what does it matter if you go against the will of the Saint Son?”

Afguri’s entire body trembled when she heard this. She lowered her head and said, “No, Afguri would never dare to go against the wishes of the Holy Son.”

“Then what are you waiting for? Come sit down.” Jiang Feng said with a smile.

“Then … Alright then.” Afguri walked to Jiang Feng’s side and sat down, her entire body tense. Jiang Feng grabbed Afguli’s hand and smiled, “Let this Holy Son take a look at your palm first and see what’s missing in your life.”

“Thank you, Holy Son.” Afguri lowered her head and sounded like a mosquito. At this moment, how could she say, “I want to try it out because it’s so big?”

Jiang Feng held Afguri’s hand and stroked it carefully. Afguri’s face immediately turned red. Jiang Feng pretended to be looking at it for a while, and then shouted, “Aiya … I’m lacking, I’m lacking very much.”

“Lack … what is it?” Afguri asked curiously.

“Heavenly secrets cannot be leaked. True techniques cannot be spread to the outside world. Although I know what you lack, I absolutely cannot tell you with my mouth. How about this, I’ll write it down for you to read.”

After saying that, Jiang Feng took out the paper and pen from the note pouch beside his seat and wrote “8, 9, 10, Q, K, A” on it. And handed it to Afguri.

Afguri picked it up, but she didn’t understand it at first. She looked at Jiang Feng doubtfully, her eyes filled with questions and inquiries. Jiang Feng chuckled and whispered to her, “Don’t you recognize that this is the biggest pair of Qi Lianshun among the Dou/Landlords?”

“Qi Lianshun?” Afguri was stunned. Isn’t that just six words? She said casually, “I think I’m missing a J, right?”

Afguri was stunned as soon as she finished speaking. Jiang Feng nodded his head at Afguli as if he could be taught by a child. He patted her shoulder and said, “It seems that you have comprehended all the secrets of the heavens. However, I happen to have this thing that you lack.”

After saying that, Jiang Feng couldn’t help but laugh. That voice was so wretched that Afguri even had goosebumps when she heard it.

Simon shook his head and murmured, “May Allah forgive the Son for his vulgarity. He has only been blinded by the dust of the mortal world. He has a divine and noble soul.”

Jiang Feng curled his lips and stretched out his hand carelessly. With this stretch of hand, he directly and accurately touched Afguri’s left chest.

“Holy Son” Afguri was stunned and immediately shouted.

Jiang Feng shook his head with an unfathomable expression and said, “Don’t speak. Let me feel your heart. This is the shortest distance between you and Allah. You should be honored.”

Afguri was speechless. In the end, she nodded and said, “Thank you, Holy Son. Afguri feels honored.”

It had to be said that it was good to be a Saint Son, and there were too many benefits. Jiang Feng secretly sighed in his heart, then calmly touched Afguli’s chest. Anyway, if he didn’t touch Bai Bai, he would also touch Bai Bai.

Around dawn the next day, the plane landed at a civilian airport in Hasa, Xinjiang Province.

Simon and Afguri said they wanted to take Jiang Feng to the Sheraton Hotel. Jiang Feng didn’t have any objections. He just sneaked over to Afguri and whispered to Afguri, “If I said that I was sleeping on the plane just now, would you believe Allah?”

“I believe you.” Afguri nodded without hesitation.

“Then do you want to know what Allah has told me?” Jiang Feng asked Afguri with an earnest and kind expression.

Afguri hurriedly shook her head, “Afguri is not worthy to know the divine oracle that Allah has given to the Son.”

“No, no, no … you can know, because this matter has something to do with you.”

“Is it related to me?” Afguri blinked her beautiful big eyes and asked, “What did Allah say?”

“Allah said that he wants you to communicate with him through my bridge.”

“Do you really want to communicate with me?” Afguri’s eyes widened, and she instantly became excited. “Then where is the bridge Allah mentioned?”

Jiang Feng smiled and pointed at his crotch.

Afguri immediately understood that she had been tricked again. She immediately fell silent and turned around to leave.

Jiang Feng grabbed her and asked, “What? You don’t believe the Holy Son’s words?”

“This … Afguri doesn’t dare.”

“Then you don’t want to communicate with Allah.”

“No, Afguri doesn’t dare …”

“Then … do you know what to do?” Jiang Feng lowered his voice and whispered, “When you arrive at the hotel, remember to wait for me in bed for nothing. I will help you communicate with Allah.”

“Yes” Afguri’s face was so embarrassed that it almost dripped water.

Jiang Feng immediately burst into laughter. Using the name of God to pick up girls, could there be any other way to pick up girls more awesome than this?