Mr. Bodyguard Novel - Chapter 151

Chapter 151 The Simplest Person
“Yunyan, I actually come from a very conservative family. Do you understand?”

“Oh, it’s good to be conservative. Men from conservative families are usually more specific.”

“Yunyan, that … cough cough, actually I’m still a virgin.”

“Ah? Really? It’s not easy to tell.”

“Cough cough … Yun Yan, what I want to say is, according to the rules in my house, you have seen all my body and touched all my body. My innocence has been ruined by you. I’m afraid that you must not marry me in this life.”

“Oh, good.”

Shangguan Yunyan did not show the slightest bit of surprise and directly nodded.

Hearing that, Jiang Feng’s chicken immediately moved. Cough cough, typing wrongly was exciting. He was overjoyed. Cough cough, typing wrongly again, it was a pleasant surprise.

‘”Why did she agree so straightforwardly? Could it be because she was convinced by my charm and had a crush on me long ago? Oh my God, why did my irresponsible parents make me so handsome and elegant? I didn’t want to pick flowers, but the flowers fell without a breeze.”

Jiang Feng rubbed his hands and secretly said happily, “That Yun Yan, according to the rules of our family, you have to marry her for the first time. If you have no problem, why don’t we go to the room and verify it now?”

“Verification? How?” Shangguan Yunyan asked curiously.

“This” Jiang Feng swallowed his saliva. What was the safest and safest way for a man to verify that a woman was a virgin? I’m sure I don’t know about purity, but I’m sure all the officials will understand.

Of course, Jiang Feng also understood.

However, he understood that he would still feel a little embarrassed if he had to say it out loud.

Jiang Feng thought for a while and said to Shangguan Yunyan, “The method of verification is very simple. In fact, I am the hoe, and you are the afternoon.”

“Hoe? That afternoon?” Shangguan Yunyan was puzzled. “Why can’t I understand what you’re saying?”

“You don’t understand? That … Do you know the first poem of The Two Poems of Compassion for Farmers? Try to recite that first sentence.”

“The first sentence?” Shangguan Yunyan thought for a moment, then blinked her eyes and said, “Is the first sentence ‘Afternoon Hoe Sun’?”

“Right.” Jiang Feng clapped his hands excitedly. “You should understand the method of verification now, right?”

‘”Ah? I don’t understand. Am I keeping it for the first time? What does this have to do with” sympathy for the peasants “? Ah, no. Am I keeping it for the first time? What does this have to do with you?” Shangguan Yunyan asked doubtfully.

“Of course it matters. Didn’t I just say that? You’re the only one who won’t marry in this life. And you also agreed. Say’yes’.” Jiang Feng’s neck was elongated as he spoke, and he was obviously very nervous about this question.

Hearing that, Shangguan Yunyan immediately smiled. She reached out and touched Jiang Feng’s face. Then, she lightly patted him, “I didn’t expect you to be so naive. I answered’yes’, but I only agreed that you would not marry me in this life. However, I wasn’t prepared to marry you. No wonder you’re still a virgin. You’re really naive and cute.”

After Shangguan Yunyan finished speaking, she turned around and walked away.

Jiang Feng stood there dumbfounded, unable to let go of his shock for a long time. It wasn’t until a dozen seconds later that Jiang Feng realized that he had been ridiculed by Shangguan Yunyan.

Originally, he thought of her as a simple girl, but in the end, he was fooled into being the simplest one.

F*ck! You think I’m Milk Tea Sister? You’re Uncle Qiang Dong. (Note: Xiao Tian is the simplest person I’ve ever met-Uncle Qiang Dong)

Jiang Feng’s heart was filled with resentment.

He chased after Shangguan Yunyan into the cabin, wanting to find the place.

There was plenty of room in the cabin. Apart from the owner and four sailors, there were also five members of the fifth division.

The four male team members had one room for each two people, but Shangguan Yunyan was the only one who had one room.

Jiang Feng followed Shangguan Yunyan into her room with thick skin. Shangguan Yunyan looked at Jiang Feng with a smile.

Jiang Feng chuckled and said, “The boat is too boring. Shall we play a game?”

“Alright.” Shangguan Yunyan agreed straightforwardly, “Coincidentally, I have poker here. Let’s play poker.”

As she spoke, Shangguan Yunyan took out a deck of poker cards from the bedside table in her bed.

“Let ‘s play it easy. Each of us will draw a bigger one. If we draw that same pie, we’ ll judge the size in the order of the black, red and plum blossom cube.

The rules of the game are that the loser must obey the winner’s orders and do something according to his instructions. However, she had already said that she was not allowed to have any physical contact with the other party, “Shangguan Yunyan said.

When Jiang Feng heard her suggestion, he was right in his heart. Didn’t anyone ever tell this girl that Master Jiang actually knew Heaven’s Eyes?

“Alright, alright, alright. It’s simpler than this. It’s more direct and fair.” Jiang Feng said with a smile.

“It’s a bit too regrettable that you’re not allowed to have physical contact, but you can’t touch it. It’s fine to have a look at your addiction.” Jiang Feng thought silently in his heart.

Shangguan Yunyan smiled and began to pick up the cards to shuffle. While shuffling the cards, Shangguan Yunyan said, “I’ve heard from Xiao Ding that you know a lot of strange methods. In order to prevent you from cheating, we can’t randomly pick cards from within the cards. We can only wait for the cards to be shuffled and then draw the cards according to order from the first card.”

“Ah?” Jiang Feng was dumbfounded.

After the cards were shuffled, starting from the first card, even if he knew Heaven’s Eyes, it would be useless unless he knew the Five Ghosts Fortune Technique.

Jiang Feng knew the Five Ghosts Fortune Technique, but where the hell would he go to find the Five Ghosts now? It was too late to borrow it from the Great Master.

Just as Jiang Feng was panicking, Shangguan Yunyan had already shuffled the cards and placed them in front of Jiang Feng. She smiled and asked, “How is it? Do you want to cut the card? Do you want it first or should I take it first?”

Jiang Feng could only bite the bullet now. He secretly used his Heavenly Vision Technique to see through the contents of the first and second cards on the top.

The first is Plum Blossom Q, the second is Red Heart 8.

The first card was bigger than the second. Jiang Feng smiled and said, “There’s no need to cut the card. I’ll touch it first.”

After saying that, Jiang Feng directly took out a card and held it in his hand. Then, Shangguan Yunyan also took out another card.

“Deal.” Shangguan Yunyan put out her card and it was indeed Red Heart 8. Jiang Feng smiled faintly and immediately put out his cards. As he saw, Plum Blossom Q.

Shangguan Yunyan pouted slightly and sighed, “You’re so lucky. Tell me what you want from me.”

“Anything?” Jiang Feng’s eyes lit up as he swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

“Of course. As long as there is no physical contact, you can do whatever you want.” Shangguan Yunyan said confidently.

Jiang Feng chuckled, “Then I won’t stand on ceremony. Take off your coat.”

“Alright.” Shangguan Yunyan was wearing a camouflage shirt with a tea-green tactical vest underneath.

Hearing Jiang Feng’s request, Shangguan Yunyan was very direct. She unbuttoned her shirt and took it off.

As we all know, tactical vest are usually very tight close-fitting. Once Shangguan Yunyan took off her shirt, her perfect figure was revealed without a doubt.

Let alone Shangguan Yunyan who was about to tear her tactical vest apart, just her waist alone would probably be enough to make people infatuated with sinking, unable to extricate themselves in this lifetime.

Perhaps because of Shangguan Yunyan’s military background, Shangguan Yunyan continued to sit and maintain her upper body. Her slender waist was immediately revealed against the backdrop of the tactical vest. It was precisely in response to the poet’s words: “Ying Ying grasped without bones, the wind blew skirts play butterfly dance.” .

“Let’s continue.” Shangguan Yunyan’s words immediately brought Jiang Feng back to his senses.

Jiang Feng was slightly stunned. He immediately nodded and said, “Oh, good …”

He secretly used his Heavenly Vision again and discovered that the two cards under him were “Diamond 6” and “Red Heart 10”.

Jiang Feng immediately made an invitation gesture to Shangguan Yunyan, “Last time, I won first. This time, it’s your turn.”

Shangguan Yunyan smiled faintly and said, “If the order of cards can be changed, then why should I ask you to draw according to the order?”

“This” Jiang Feng instantly became speechless.

Shangguan Yunyan ignored him and directly handed the box 6 to Jiang Feng. Then, she took the Heart 10 herself.

She opened the cards for Jiang Feng and then opened her own.

“I won.” Shangguan Yunyan said indifferently.

Jiang Feng lowered his head and looked at Shangguan Yunyan with a wronged expression. “Warrior, would you please be gentle?”

Shangguan Yunyan nodded, “Don’t worry, I won’t let you take off your clothes. My request is very simple …”

“Really? That’s great. Tell me, what do you want me to do? It’s my duty to go up the Saber Mountain and down the Sea of Flames.” Jiang Feng patted his chest.

He suddenly remembered that Shangguan Yunyan seemed to be unable to do anything to him. Could it be that he was still allowed to run naked on the ship? He believed that Shangguan Yunyan could not do this.

Moreover, she was the only woman on the cargo ship. Even if she really ran naked, Jiang Feng wouldn’t be afraid.

Shangguan Yunyan smiled faintly, “Go find Xiao Ding now. No matter how many people are around when you find him, you must tell him, ‘I’m pregnant with your child, and you’re responsible for me.’ As long as Xiao Ding says’ I’m responsible ‘to you, you’ll be finished.”

Ruthless! Too ruthless!

Jiang Feng was stunned.

At this time, Xiao Ding should be in a meeting with the other four members of the Fifth Class. It seemed that the Fifth Class had a new mission and needed him to lead the members to carry it out.

Jiang Feng suddenly felt like he was courting death when he ran over to say those words to him and asked him to nod his head and admit that he was “responsible.”

Just as he was hesitating whether he should be shameless or not, Shangguan Yunyan suddenly lifted her tactical vest up a little, revealing a little alluring tender flesh on her abdomen.

She seemed to be talking to herself, “I only have this vest left. If I lose again later, I’m afraid you’ll see all of it.”

Hearing this, Jiang Feng immediately stood up without hesitation and went straight to Xiao Ding.