Mr. Bodyguard Novel - Chapter 1159
Chapter 1159 Uncle Took Me to the Brothel (9.20. 4
Five colors blinded the eyes; A deafening pentatone; Five flavors make people happy; Galloping Tian Hunt made one’s heart go berserk; Rare goods, it’s not good to do. He had taken the sage as his belly and not his goal, so he went to take this.
This passage comes from chapter 12 of the Tao Te Ching, which means “colorful colors, dazzling; noisy tones, deafening to the ears;” and “dazzling colors, dazzling to the eyes, dazzling to the ears”;
Rich food makes the tongue tasteless; Indulge in hunting, make a person’s mood dissolute go crazy; Rare objects that make people behave badly.
Therefore, the sage seeks to fill his stomach without pursuing the pleasures of lust, so he abandons the temptation of material desires and maintains a peaceful and contented way of life. ”
The most important sentence in this entire sentence was “It is for the sake of the sage, not for the sake of the sake of the sage, so I will take this from him.” As soon as these words were spoken, the minds of the tens of thousands of people below let out a buzzing sound.
Amidst the buzzing sound, Jiang Feng’s words had been repeated in a very solemn and solemn voice.
After a long while, someone finally cried out excitedly, “Sound of Deliberation! Sound of Deliberation!”
“What uncle said just now was actually the ‘Police Provincial Dao Mantra’. I, Jun Liheng, kneel down here to thank uncle. It is all thanks to uncle’s selfless preaching that I feel that my current realm barrier is shaken by the police Provincial Dao Mantra.”
After Jun Liheng finished speaking, he said to Jun’er, “Immortal Master, please allow Liheng to immediately enter seclusion and charge into the Half-Sage Realm with all his might.”
“En, go. If you really break through, don’t forget your master of words.” Said Jun’er.
“Yes, Li Heng will never forget.”
After Jun Liheng finished speaking, he kowtowed three times to Jiang Feng and then slowly left with the disciple salute.
Jiang Feng did not expect that a casual sentence from him would cause others to have the feeling of breaking through to the Half-Saint realm. This was simply too frightening.
However, Jiang Feng also remembered the scene when he chanted the Dao Te Ching that caused the heavens and earth to converge. He secretly reminded himself that it would be best not to chant the Dao Te Ching in the future if he didn’t chant it.
At this moment, Jun’er stepped forward and said to the crowd below, “I hope that everyone will not forget this gracious greeting gift that I gave you on my first meeting with you today.”
“Alright, you guys can start setting up Freedom Palace now. In seven days, I will help uncle and the Dragon Elephant hold the wedding ceremony. You guys can make preparations.”
“I will obey the decree of the Immortal Master.”
Jun’er looked at Jiang Feng and asked, “Brother-in-law, is there anything else you want to say?”
Jiang Feng shook his head.
“Alright then. Qing Yin must be shy. She hid in the Dragon Elephant Sacred Palace as soon as she returned. Go and play with her.”
“Play?”
Jiang Feng felt that Jun’er’s words were true. After the old fellow finished saying the word “play”, his eyes almost turned into solid words and jumped out of his sockets.
Jiang Feng didn’t really rush to the Dragon Elephant Sacred Palace after leaving the Confusion Dispel Dojo. He first strolled around the Freedom Palace.
Along the way, everyone who met Jiang Feng bowed respectfully to him and called him “Grandpa”.
Although Jiang Feng nodded his head, he was still muttering in his heart.
“Logically speaking, I don’t have anything that Jun’er or Jun Qingyin wants. But why would the two siblings help me in such an extreme way? If it was purely to help me, wouldn’t it be too kind?”
Just as Jiang Feng was muttering in his heart, someone suddenly shouted, “Where is he? Where is he? Where is that bastard who peeked at my sister taking a bath?”
“Eh? Why does this sound so familiar?” Jiang Feng turned around and saw a little fatty angrily grabbing a guard and questioning him.
When Jiang Feng saw the little fatty’s state of mind, he immediately exclaimed, “Obedient, isn’t this too coincidental?”
This little fatty was the one Jiang Feng saw in the Fragrance Condensation Courtyard a few days ago. At that time, Jiang Feng had even lent him 30,000 Saint Origin Coins and helped him enter the Fragrance Condensation Academy Head Brand Xi Ke’s room.
Jiang Feng was sighing in his heart when the guard who was being held by the little fatty and questioned pointed at Jiang Feng and said, “If you answer Third Young Master’s question, that person is the new uncle.”
The little fatty looked in the direction the guard was pointing at. When he saw that it was Jiang Feng, the little fatty was stunned.
“What? It’s you?”
The little fatty walked to Jiang Feng in three or two steps. Jiang Feng put his hands behind his back and joked with the little fatty, “What? He didn’t even bow when he saw his big brother?”
“Bastard, you peeked at my sister taking a bath.”
The little fatty directly grabbed Jiang Feng’s neck. Jiang Feng hurriedly pushed the little fatty away. He took two steps back and said, “Hey, if you come up again, I’ll tell your sister about your visit to the brothel.”
The little fatty was stunned. A trace of panic flashed across his face. He said with insufficient confidence, “I … I’m not afraid!”
“Oh? Are you really not afraid? Then I’ll tell your sister that you borrowed the money from me when you went to the brothel. Thirty thousand Saint Origin Coins isn’t a small sum.”
“By the way, I also told your sister that not only did you go to the brothel, you also went into the brothel’s room. You also …”
“Big brother, I know I’m wrong, I’m wrong … I’m really wrong.”
Little Fatty couldn’t possibly be an opponent of a Jianghu veteran like Jiang Feng. Without Jiang Feng saying a few words, he immediately lost the battle.
Jiang Feng laughed heartily. He walked over to the little fatty and slapped him hard on the head.
The little fatty was in pain. He covered his head with both hands and looked at Jiang Feng with a wronged expression.
Jiang Feng laughed and scolded, “You white-eyed wolf, I’m still your creditor. Is this how you treat me?”
“Even if you’re my creditor, you can’t peek at my sister taking a bath.” The little fatty said wrongly.
“What does it matter? Didn’t you say it all? They said that your sister is a 10,000-year-old virgin. Now that you have me, she’s not. Besides, your big brother has agreed to my relationship with your sister, and your sister has also agreed. Why are you fooling around?”
“Eh? What you said seems reasonable.” Hearing Jiang Feng’s words, the little fatty immediately grinned.
Jiang Feng shook his head in his heart and secretly sighed, “Obediently, this is too easy to deceive. Deceiving such a person really doesn’t have the slightest sense of accomplishment.”
Jiang Feng smiled and asked the little fatty, “Do you still want to go to the brothel?”
“I don’t want to!” The little fatty said resolutely.
“You really don’t want to?” Jiang Feng looked at the little fatty and smiled playfully.
The little fatty looked around and saw that there was no one around. He secretly said to Jiang Feng, “I want to, especially, I just don’t have any money.”
“I have plenty of money for your brother-in-law. You can have as much as you want. But you must remember, from now on, you are brother-in-law’s man. If brother-in-law wants you to go east, you have to go east. You can hit whoever you want, okay?”
“Good! From now on, I will listen to brother-in-law alone. I will do whatever you want me to do.” The little fatty patted his chest and said. Jiang Feng happily took out a large stack of money notes from the Universe Pure Cauldron and stuffed them into the little fatty’s hand. “Here, this is a greeting gift from brother-in-law.”
Little Fatty’s eyes lit up with excitement when he saw the stack of money tickets. He took the money tickets and said, “Brother-in-law, you are so kind to me. From now on, you are my brother-in-law.”
“Does this really sound so awkward?” Jiang Feng rolled his eyes and muttered to himself.
“Oh, right. We’ve known each other for so long. I still don’t know your name.” Jiang Feng asked the little fatty.
As the little fatty counted the money, he replied, “My name is Jun Tianba and my nickname is Qian Jin. Everyone who has been beaten by me calls me Lord Tyrant. As for brother-in-law, you can call him whatever you like.”
“Oh, I see. My name is Jiang Feng. In the future, you can just call me brother-in-law.”
“Let’s go. Let me take brother-in-law to the Freedom Palace to familiarize myself with it.”
“Brother-in-law, what’s there to go to the Freedom Palace? Let’s go to the Fragrance Condensation Academy. I heard that the Fragrance Condensation Academy will have a duel tonight. It would be a pity if we didn’t catch up.”
“Ah? I just came to Freedom Palace and went to the brothel? Isn’t that good? She probably won’t be happy if your sister finds out.”
“No, my sister can sit here for about ten days. She won’t know. Let’s go. It’ll be too late.”
“This … Alright then, if something happens, I can be said to have been brought there by you.”
“Don’t worry, it’s all on my head.”
“It’s on you …”
In fact, Jiang Feng was also taken down by Jun Tianba in a daze. Because he was afraid that he would run into Freedom Palace if he went to the front door, Jun Tianba specially brought Jiang Feng down the mountain.
Jiang Feng had been chatting with Jun Tianba on his way down the mountain. Most of the time, it was Jiang Feng who asked and Jun Tianba answered.
Not long after, Jiang Feng understood the information he wanted to know.
Jun’er, Jun Qingyin, and Jun Tianba were indeed blood siblings. Their parents were all saints, and they died in a great war.
When Jun’er and the others were born, they had their own anomalies. When Jun’er was born, purple energy descended around the heavens and auspicious luck filled the sky. The sound of heaven and earth echoed for a long time, so Jun’er had the highest talent in cultivation. He was now at the Eight Star Sacred Realm.
When Jun Qingyin was born, the phantom image of a dragon and elephant entered her body, so she was born with the power of a dragon and elephant. She cultivated both martial arts and dao.
Only Jun Tianba was born with the most ordinary phenomenon. His birth crushed the bed and smashed a big hole in the ground.
This was because Jun Tianba weighed more than 9,000 jin from the moment he was born. Later on, he only managed to control his own weight by cultivating a secret technique.
According to what Jun Tianba said, his physical body could withstand ten full-force attacks from the Sub-Sage without any damage, so even if he was only at the Third Stage, he still dared to challenge the Half-Sage.
Anyway, no one could hurt anyone. At worst, they would wait for the people from Freedom Palace to save them.
Just as Jiang Feng and Jun Tianba were walking, Jun Tianba suddenly shouted coldly, “Who is it?”
Jiang Feng was stunned. He looked around and asked, “Is anyone there?”
“Of course, my ears can’t be mistaken. I’ll count to three and come out immediately. Otherwise, I’ll personally tear you to pieces.”
“No, no, no, no. I’m here to find your sister. Don’t yell. If your sister hears her, she shouldn’t be allowed to see her again.”