Mr. Bodyguard Novel - Chapter 1158
Chapter 1158 Dao Gate Uncle (9.20. 3)
“Wow! Brother-in-law, look! This person can fly!”
Jun’er held Jiang Feng’s hand affectionately and pointed at the man standing in midair.
Looking at his intimate appearance, people who didn’t know Jiang Feng would probably think that he was his husband, not his brother-in-law.
The Human Sage glared at Jun’er fiercely and spread out his hands. Then, a white light enveloped everyone around South Island Street.
At this moment, everyone in the vicinity of South Island Street seemed to have been pointed at, and they were stiff on the spot without moving.
Jun’er smiled when he saw this scene. He enthusiastically introduced it to Jiang Feng, “Brother-in-law, look, Jiang Haoyu’s move is called ‘Time-Defying Duanliu’.”
He felt that what had happened today was too embarrassing, so he decided to erase the memories of those who had seen it.
But don’t worry, he won’t be able to erase you, because your soul is protected by the will of heaven.
“He won’t be able to erase them. After all, they are half-saints.”
Jiang Feng nodded after hearing Jun’er’s words. At this moment, Jiang Haoyu landed on the ground from the sky. He stood in front of Jun’er and asked, “Is this really your brother-in-law?”
“Nonsense, isn’t my brother-in-law your brother-in-law? My sister has already admitted it. She said that she was accidentally seen by Xiao Jiang when she was bathing, so Xiao Jiang must be my brother-in-law without a doubt.”
“Do you know who he is?” Jiang Haoyu knew that he was no match for Jun’er in his nonsense, so he was prepared to reason with Jun’er.
However, Jun’er knew that he was not a reasonable person. He snorted, “I don’t care who he is. Anyway, my sister said that she would marry him. In other words, even if he was the number one demon in the world, he was still only my brother-in-law. It’s that simple.”
“You’re simply unreasonable.” Jiang Haoyu said speechlessly.
“This daddy is so unreasonable, can’t he? If you have the ability, hit me! I’ll let you have both hands and feet!”
“You are at least a Dao Saint Immortal Master respected by the entire human race. Can you pay attention to your image?”
“What image does this daddy have to do with you? Is your skin itchy? Come on, let me draw a Saint Origin Dao Site and let me loosen your muscles and bones, okay?”
“I’m too lazy to bother with you. Anyway, if I find evidence that he’s not your brother-in-law, I won’t let you off.”
‘”Aiyo, are you threatening me? Jiang Haoyu, your guts are really getting bigger and bigger. Who gave it to you? Kong Zhongqiu, that old brat? If you really think he’s amazing, why don’t you come with him? Am I still afraid of you?”
“You know what I mean. Anyway, look after your brother-in-law and don’t let him cause any more trouble. Otherwise, if the matter goes to Sheng Meng, no one will have a good face.”
“You moved Sheng Meng out to suppress me, right? Sheng Meng is in charge of the heavens and the earth, can he still care about my sister marrying her brother-in-law?”
“Marry, marry.” Jiang Feng hadn’t said anything, but now that it was a matter of principle, he had to stand up and correct Jun’er’s words.
“Scram,” Jun’er said to Jiang Feng, “there’s no place for you to speak here.”
“I’ll give you a chance to say it again, or else I won’t marry your sister! Anyway, I’ve seen her naked. If I don’t marry her, your sister won’t be able to marry out for the rest of her life!”
Jiang Feng, this straight man, had an attack of cancer, and the heavens really couldn’t do anything about it.
Jiang Haoyu, Jun’er, Leng Qiuluo, Guan Wan’er, and Jun Qingyin all stared at Jiang Feng blankly.
Jun Qingyin grinded her silver teeth with a “creak” sound. She was already wronged enough in her heart. Now that Jiang Feng had come with her, she had the thought of hacking Jiang Feng to death ten thousand times with a random knife in her heart.
In fact, Jiang Feng could not be blamed for this. How could Jiang Feng know why Jun Qingyin had wrongly accused him of peeking at her to take a bath and had to marry him?
However, the current situation was favourable to Jiang Feng, so Jiang Feng agreed first. However, whether this was “marrying” or “marrying” was definitely a matter of principle. Therefore, Jiang Feng had to make it clear.
“Little Jiang, are you threatening me?” Jun’er had called him “brother-in-law” just now, but now he had changed to “Xiaojiang”, which was enough to show his change of attitude.
“What? You still need to pick a day to threaten me? I wasn’t scared of this old fellow just now. Am I still scared of you? I lost a big scar on my head. At worst, I’ll be reborn as a hero after death.”
“You” Jun’er pointed at Jiang Feng angrily. Jiang Feng raised his head without any fear. Suddenly, Jun’er smiled flatteringly. He held Jiang Feng’s hand and said, “Marry me. This is our family’s own business. When we get back, we’ll talk about it slowly behind closed doors. Right? My good brother-in-law.”
“Yes, it’s about right.” Jiang Feng nodded lightly.
After Jun’er coaxed Jiang Feng, he turned around and waved his hand at Jiang Haoyu. He said indifferently, “Alright, let’s call it a day. I’m taking my brother-in-law home for dinner. I won’t see you again.”
“Good brother-in-law, let’s go home.”
Jun’er pulled Jiang Feng and prepared to leave. Jiang Feng stood there and pointed at Leng Qiuluo and Leng Lingchuan and asked, “Big brother, is Uncle Leng and my brother alright?”
“Don’t worry, your Uncle Leng is already a Half-Saint. He wouldn’t dare touch a single hair of Jiang Haoyu’s body even if he borrowed a single courage.”
Jiang Feng nodded. Seeing that Jiang Haoyu did not refute, he immediately understood that Jun’er was telling the truth.
Jiang Feng said to Leng Qiuluo, “Uncle Leng, when Ling Chuan wakes up, please tell him about my situation. Tell him that it’s enough for him to tell them that I’m safe after he returns to Qingyuan Mansion. There’s no need to say anything else.”
“Alright, don’t worry.” Leng Qiuluo said.
“Goodbye, Uncle Leng.”
“Farewell.”
Jiang Feng and Leng Qiuluo said goodbye to each other and left with Jun’er and Jun Qingyin. Along the way, Jiang Feng was chatting with Jun’er about Jun Qingyin’s situation.
Jun Qingyin, on the other hand, returned to Freedom Palace without saying a word, her face ashen.
Although Jun’er’s temperament was strange, his reputation as a Dao Saint Immortal Master was not fake.
When Jiang Feng, Jun’er, and Jun Qingyin returned to Freedom Palace, Freedom Palace’s disciples, guards, and servants had all gathered at the Confusion Dispel Arena to form a square formation.
Jun Qingyin was in the mood of not being able to see, and as soon as she returned to Freedom Palace, she chose to return to her Dragon Elephant Sacred Palace alone.
Only Jun’er brought Jiang Feng to the Dao Solution Hall.
There were three thousand “Dao Saint disciples” from Jun’er on the Dao Dispel Arena.
According to Jun’er’s introduction on the road, the weakest of the three thousand Dao Saint Disciples was also at the Third Stage, with the highest cultivation of nine people. It was estimated that they could break through to the Half-Saint Stage within a thousand years.
The three thousand “Dao Saint disciples” also had their own personal disciples or nominal disciples. As for how many of these disciples there were, Jun’er wasn’t too sure. Of course, he wasn’t interested in knowing about them.
Jiang Feng followed Jun’er to the Immortal Master Arena. This arena was made of unsullied cold jade, so it was untainted by wind and rain, so there was no need to clean it.
In the entire Freedom Palace, only Jun’er and Jun Qingyin dared to stand on it. Now, it was obvious that there was another Jiang Feng.
Jun’er stood on the Immortal Master Stage and held Jiang Feng’s hand. His face was red with excitement, and his face was clearly filled with joy as he said, “Everyone is here. Does everyone feel that the atmosphere today is a little different? Is master’s spirit especially vigorous? Isn’t the air in Freedom Palace especially smelly?”
“Immortal Master is right.”
The three thousand Saint Apostles and their guards and servants numbered more than ten thousand. When they saw Jun’er, they only had the words “die without regret” in their hearts. There was no way they would doubt what Jun’er had said.
Jun’er raised his eyebrows. He clapped his hands and said, “Looks like your inspiration is pretty good. You know that today, there will be a once-in-a-lifetime event happening in Freedom Palace, right?”
“That’s right, you’re not mistaken at all. This handsome, elegant, talented, profound, and pure genius beside me is my second sister, the husband of your Dragon Elephant Saint Sovereign.
“Your master’s brother-in-law, your uncle!”
Jun’er’s string of praises of Jiang Feng were spoken very smoothly, without any repetition.
Although Jiang Feng had a thick skin, he wasn’t too shameless to be praised by Jun’er at this moment.
When Jun’er finished speaking, he saw that the crowd below did not react. He frowned slightly and said, “What are you all stunned for? Have you completely forgotten your etiquette?”
“Disciple/subordinate/villain, greetings, uncle.”
The tens of thousands of people below all knelt on the ground, their tone extremely respectful.
Jun’er pushed Jiang Feng and said, “Brother-in-law, you will be their uncle in the future. Come and introduce yourself to everyone.”
“Huh? Oh, oh, good.”
Jiang Feng took two steps forward. After coughing twice, he said, “Everyone, please stand up.”
“Thank you, Uncle!” Everyone below stood up.
Jiang Feng glanced at the crowd below the Immortal Master Stage and said, “First of all, let me introduce myself. My name is Jiang Feng, and I am your uncle.”
Qingyin and I were in love. We met on a windy night. At that time, Qing Yin was taking a bath, and I … ”
When Jiang Feng said this, he suddenly stopped. The tens of thousands of people below all straightened their necks, hoping that Jiang Feng could continue.
However, Jiang Feng’s expression turned serious when he said this. Then, he coughed dryly twice and said, “Alright, if you want to know what will happen next, then listen and break it down next time.”
“Sigh …”
A neat sigh of regret came from below.
Jiang Feng suddenly said loudly, “When it comes to bathing, your necks are stretched out. Is this still a cultivator?”
There is a saying: ‘Five colors make the eyes blind; five tones make the ears deaf; five flavors make the people happy; galloping and hunting makes the heart go crazy; rare goods make the heart go crazy. It is for the belly of the sage, not for the purpose, so take this.’
Do you understand this logic? ”
After Jiang Feng finished speaking, everyone below was stunned and did not react.
Jiang Feng secretly glanced at Jun’er. Jun’er also looked at Jiang Feng with shock on his face.
Jiang Feng felt a little guilty. He thought to himself, “Could it be that what I said is wrong? Impossible. This is a passage from the Dao Te Ching. It should be the most appropriate to use it to scare these cultivators.”