Mr. Bodyguard Novel - Chapter 1152
Chapter 1152 Mysterious Little Fatty (9.19. 3)
Jiang Feng’s mouth had never been less troublesome to him, but Jiang Feng had never thought of changing it.
Because in Jiang Feng’s opinion, if a person was alive and didn’t even dare to say what he wanted to say, what was the point of that person being alive?
Wasn’t he afraid that his words would turn mouldy and stink in his heart?
“Hey, what the fuck are you talking about? When did I embarrass the pig? No, the pig has nothing to do with me?”
The person standing downstairs shouting loudly was indeed like what Jiang Feng had called a stout little fatty.
The little fatty was about 1.65 meters tall. His big face looked like it was drawn with a circle. It looked especially round.
The little fatty’s facial features could only be considered ordinary, but his skin was very good, pink and tender like a newborn baby.
Jiang Feng saw that the little fatty was very interesting, so he couldn’t help but laugh and tease him, “Little fatty, I’m sure you’ve forgotten that you’re actually a pig.”
“Bullshit! I’m not a pig.”
“Look, I told you he forgot, right?”
The girls standing beside Jiang Feng also burst into laughter. The little fatty’s face turned red with anger. He glared at Jiang Feng angrily and shouted, “Little bastard, I think you’re looking for a fight!”
As the little fatty spoke, he prepared to make a move. In the room where Jiang Xuanhong and Cao Liang were, Cao Liang had already put on his night clothes and covered his face. As soon as the little fatty made a move, he immediately rushed out to help Jiang Feng.
But at this moment, Jiang Xuanhong and Cao Liang heard Jiang Feng shout, “Wait!”
The little fatty stood there in a daze. Jiang Feng smiled and said to the little fatty, “We are all civilized people. Why should we fight and kill each other at first glance?”
Tell me first, which girl are you looking for today? I’m not familiar with these girls anyway, I can give them to you. ”
“This is also my first time here. Anyway, I want to find the most beautiful one.” Said the little fatty, straightening his chest.
“The most beautiful one?” Jiang Feng was stunned. He looked at the madam and asked, “Boss, who is the most beautiful person in your Fragrance Condensation Academy?”
“Guest, our Fragrance Condensation Academy’s top card is called Zixike. She didn’t come out of the Winter Condensation Pavilion.”
“Oh.” Jiang Feng nodded and said to the little fatty, “Look, the person you’re looking for is not with me. You can’t blame me for that, right? I’m going to continue playing. You’re looking for someone from the boss.”
“Alright.” The little fatty directly agreed. He had actually forgotten that Jiang Feng had scolded him a few times just now.
“Boss, I want that Zixike. Call her out.”
“It’s no problem to call her out. But, my guest, our family doesn’t see any guests easily. If you want to see her, you have to pay 30,000 Saint Origin Coins first, and then pass her test before you can see her in person.”
“Thirty thousand Saint Origin Coins, right?” The little fatty took out ten Saint Origin Coins from his bosom and handed them to the madam. He said with a heroic expression, “I owe you the rest first!”
When the madam saw the ten Saint Origin Coins in Little Fatty’s hand, her expression immediately collapsed. She said coldly, “Little Fatty, are you here to play with me today?”
With ten Saint Origin Coins in your pocket, you can pretend to be your uncle. Do you think you’re the father of a sage?
You’re the only one who’s shameless enough to learn how to walk around the brothel. I think it’s better if you go to the bathroom.
“I’m warning you, scram right now, or I’ll have my Fragrance Condensation Academy’s guards beat you out!”
The little fatty was obviously dumbfounded by the madam’s scolding. Jiang Xuanhong and Cao Liang, who were hiding in the room, also looked at each other.
Jiang Xuanhong worriedly asked Cao Liang, “Cao Liang, do you think that madam will be torn apart by a thousand jin?”
“Ying … I don’t think so, do I? Master Qian Jin is from a well-known family. He is most likely reasonable, so he won’t casually kill people.”
“Then you don’t know a thousand jin. I’ve watched him grow up since I was young. That guy …”
Before Jiang Xuanhong could finish his words, a heaven-shaking and earth-shattering cry suddenly erupted from the hall of the Fragrance Condensation Academy. The sound of crying could tell that it was definitely the little fatty.
The little fatty cried as he wrongly shouted at the madam, “You’re scolding me too fiercely. My big brother and my second sister have never scolded me like this before.”
What do you want me to do? My second sister is in charge of all the money in my family. My second sister is stingy and stingy.
Yesterday, the guards at my house said that my second sister was an old woman and I was a young chicken.
I don’t want to be a boy, I want to be a real man!
“Just let me credit you. I promise I’ll pay you back in the future. I’m from Tiandu. My family is very rich.”
After the little fatty finished speaking, he gently hugged the madam’s arm and looked at her with a pitiful expression.
The madam mercilessly roared at the little fatty, “Scram!”
The little fatty’s mouth shrunk as he saw that he wanted to cry again.
At this moment, Jiang Feng finally couldn’t help but shout, “Little fatty, I’ll lend you your 30,000 Saint Origin Coins. I hope you can fulfill your wish today and remove your identity as a 10,000-year-old boy chicken.”
“Wow! Really? You really lent it to me? Thirty thousand! Thirty thousand!”
Jiang Feng didn’t say anything and directly took out 30,000 yuan from the Universe Pure Cauldron and threw it to the little fatty.
After the little fatty received the money ticket, he immediately smiled and looked at the madam. The madam snatched the money ticket excitedly. She clapped her hands and said, “Someone, bring out our family’s three great questions.”
“Yes!”
Two of Fragrance Condensation Academy’s guards carried out a wooden plank. On the red wooden plank, there were three questions written in large golden characters. It seemed that these were the so-called “three great questions”.
“There is one thing you can do, I can do, and everyone can do. But only one person can do it, and two people can’t do it together. What is this?”
After the little fatty read out the first question, his face immediately revealed a dumbfounded expression.
Then he went on to read the second question: “There were two people walking in the forest, and they fell into a trap that they could never climb out of. One of them had fallen to his death, and the other was still alive.”
“The person who fell to his death is called Zhang San. What’s the name of the one who didn’t fall to his death?”
“What’s your name? Li Si?” The little fatty asked the madam without confidence.
The madam shrugged her shoulders and shook her head, “I don’t know. Only Xi Ke knows the answer. However, many people have guessed that Li Si was wrong.”
The little fatty was about to cry again. He weakly used the third question to say, “Wen Sheng once said that between thirty and fifty, there was a number that was even more powerful than a bear’s stool. How much was this number?”
“Mother, what are these questions? You’re all shameless. It’s obvious that you’re deliberately not letting me see that Zi Xi Ke.”
“Little fatty, why don’t you call me big brother and promise to be my little brother from now on? How about I tell you the answers to these three questions?” Jiang Feng, who was standing on the third floor, said.
“Really? You can answer these three questions so hard? Wow! I really admire you, big brother! Big brother!”
As the little fatty spoke, he knelt on the ground and kowtowed to Jiang Feng three times. Jiang Feng did not expect the little fatty to be so straightforward.
Jiang Feng hurriedly said, “Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright. Come upstairs, I’ll tell you the answer.”
“Alright! Thank you, big brother!”
The little fatty stood up and jumped onto the corridor on the third floor.
Jiang Feng’s pupils shrank slightly when he saw the little fatty’s movement technique. He had noticed that the little fatty’s cultivation was not weak from the beginning, but now he saw that it was indeed like this.
The little fatty rubbed his hands excitedly. He came to Jiang Feng’s side and whispered to him. After Jiang Feng said a few words to the little fatty’s ear, the little fatty immediately shouted, “Alright! I understand.”
The little fatty returned to the hall and said to the madam proudly, “I know the answer. Listen carefully.”
The first question, what we can’t do together, is to dream!
Second question, the person who didn’t fall to his death should be called ‘Help’!
“The third question, the number Wen Sheng mentioned is’ 40 ‘, because Wen Sheng said that the truth is greater than the eloquence!”
After the little fatty finished speaking, he asked the madam, “How was it? Did I answer correctly?”
The madam’s expression froze slightly. She hurriedly said to the guardian beside her, “Hurry up and report the agreement to Xi Ke. See if this guest officer has answered correctly.”
“No need, Mom. Tell this guest officer to come to the Winter Congealing Pavilion. He has answered correctly.”
A soft and gentle voice rang out in the hall. When the little fatty heard this voice, he muttered to himself with an intoxicated expression, “Obedient, just by listening to this voice, you can tell that she must be a big beauty.”
The little fatty cupped his fists and said to Jiang Feng, “Big brother, I’ll take my leave first.”
“Little brother, come on, big brother will cheer for you!” Jiang Feng clenched his fists and cheered on the little fatty.
Jiang Feng stood in the corridor and watched the little fatty enter the house. It turned out that Dong Ning Pavilion was also on the third floor. However, Jiang Feng’s room was on the side of the patio, and Dong Ning Pavilion was on the opposite side.
Jiang Feng watched as the little fatty stood there again after entering the Winter Congealing Pavilion.
Jiang Feng stood there for about a minute, then turned around and prepared to return to his room to continue eating and drinking.
However, right here, the little fatty suddenly ran out of the Winter Congealing Pavilion.
Jiang Feng was stunned for a moment. He looked at the little fatty and asked, “Little brother, why did you come out again?”
The little fatty frowned and grabbed the back of his head. He said with a puzzled expression, “I don’t know. When I first saw this Zike, I thought she was too beautiful.”
But when she reached out and held my hand, I couldn’t help but shiver, and then I felt that she wasn’t really that beautiful. ”
Jiang Feng spat out a mouthful and stood there laughing loudly.
Actually, it wasn’t just Jiang Feng, even the girls standing beside Jiang Feng also burst into laughter.
Jiang Feng said to the little fatty, “How about this, I’ll let someone take you down to take a shower, change your clothes, and then let’s drink.”
“Alright” The little fatty nodded and muttered, “Coincidentally, I also feel that my trousers are sticky.”