Mr. Bodyguard Novel - Chapter 115

Chapter 115 Jiang Da Cheated
“Waiter, why isn’t your bath gel foaming when you rub it on your body?”

“Hello, Miss. We have specially purchased a foamless bath gel for easy cleaning.”

“Then why does your shower gel smell weird? It smells fishy, but it doesn’t smell good.”

“Oh, it’s like this, miss. Our bath gel is made from sturgeon fat. It has the function of whitening skin and replenishing collagen. So it smells faint.”

“Oh, so it’s like this.” The woman nodded and continued rubbing the “Body Soap” on her body.

Jiang Feng, who was possessed by the waitress, heaved a sigh of relief. No matter what, he had finally fooled her. However, it was a pity that his hundreds of millions of small lives had been wasted on that strange woman in vain.

Jiang Feng sighed and walked out of the hot spring pool.

After leaving the lady’s hot spring pool, Jiang Feng saw that there was no one left and right. Only then did he get out of the waitress’ body.

Just as he was about to leave, his face suddenly turned pale and he immediately spat out a mouthful of blood.

Jiang Feng wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth and smiled faintly. He had already expected this, so there was nothing to be surprised about.

He knew Heaven’s Eyes, but he never dared to peek under the thin clothes of the beautiful ladies with his Heaven’s Eyes. He knew the Soul Snatching Secret Technique, but he never dared to use this unique skill to force a beautiful woman to obediently strip and lie on the bed, allowing her to do whatever she wanted.

Why? It was only because there was a restrictive spell. Unless you have already despised the heavens and earth and don’t put the reincarnation of the heavenly dao in your eyes, then you can do whatever you want with your magic. Otherwise, if he used magic to do something that violated the laws of heaven, he would encounter the backlash of karma as a form of punishment.

Perhaps this was a restriction for Warlocks, but in Jiang Feng’s eyes, this was even more of a distinction. He liked to see karmic backlash happen to him after he did something bad, because this meant that he was a good Warlock recognized by the reincarnation of the Heavenly Dao, not some dark Warlock.

This was the only way for Jiang Feng, who had never considered the difference between good and evil techniques since he was a child, to be able to determine that he was a good Warlock.

Jiang Feng walked out of the hot spring area and sat down at the hotel’s front desk to rest. Not long after he sat down, he suddenly saw a tall and sturdy man wearing a tight vest walk into the hotel with a dozen men.

Beside the man, a man with a beard and glasses ran to the front desk of the hotel and took out a photo to ask the person at the front desk.

“Have you seen this woman?”

“Sorry, I just took over, so I’m not sure.” A female cashier at the front desk replied politely.

The sturdy man walked over two steps and suddenly shouted, “I’ve never seen her before. I don’t know. This woman is called Li Bingwei. Find out which room she is in for me. If you don’t find out within three minutes, I’ll immediately smash up your shabby hotel!”

‘”Aiyo … Isn’t this Third Brother? It was the immortal wind that blew past, and it actually caused Third Brother to come here. Third Brother, no matter what, I will give you face today. How about two Russian sisters who have just arrived?”

The middle-aged man, dressed in a suit and wearing the lobby manager’s token on his chest, came out with a flattering smile. Actually, his attitude has been polite to the point of flattery, but he just walked to follwed, follwed backhand slap his entire person was sent flying.

“F*ck your mother! You didn’t hear what I said clearly, did you? Did I come to do something to your sister? I’m looking for this woman called Li Bingwei, and you still don’t fucking ask your people to investigate for me. Are you tired of living?”

The lobby manager of the hotel spat out a few teeth. His left face was swollen, but he still tried to force a smile on his face, “Third brother … don’t be angry, check! I’ll check it for you immediately!”

“It’s easy to break after just passing. I’m about to die, and I’m still showing off here.” Jiang Feng held a newspaper that had just been removed from the newspaper rack in the hall. He casually said it and deliberately walked over to Wang Mang.

Hearing this, follwed was instantly enraged.

“Doggy, who are you cursing for dying? Stop right there!”

Jiang Feng stopped and turned to look at Wang Mang. He said indifferently, “Use your left thumb and press hard on the root of your right middle finger. Try what it feels like.”

Follwed slightly stunned, doubtfully did as Jiang Feng said.

This press, follwed immediately frowned, he couldn’t help but cough, face is pale. Wang Mang looked at Jiang Feng and hurriedly asked, “This … what’s going on?”

Jiang Feng walked over to Wang Mang and waved his chin at him, “Show me your left palm.”

Follwed hurriedly reached over. Jiang Feng looked at it and said, “Those with well-organized palm patterns will definitely have great power in their hands. Those with complicated and profound palm patterns will definitely be vicious and ruthless. It seems like you should be a gangster, and you should be good at it.”

“This daddy has brought so many people out. Idiots can see what I’m doing. Pick up the important ones and say it!” Follwed impatiently said.

Jiang Feng snorted coldly and said lazily, “You lost your mother at the age of seven and your father at the age of twelve. There should be two older brothers up there, but the older one should have died in an accident. Although you are strong and born with divine power, you are actually a person with impotence. What do you think? Am I right?”

“You … you fart your mother!” Wang Mang raised his hand and prepared to slap Jiang Feng.

Jiang Feng said indifferently, “Hit me. Touch me and you’ll never be able to be a real man again.”

Wang Mang was stunned. His right hand stopped less than five centimeters from Jiang Feng’s left face. The wind blew Jiang Feng’s hair.

Wang Mang coughed dryly twice and hurriedly said to Jiang Feng, “Well … cough cough, can you really cure … cure my illness?”

“What? You think you’re just impotent?”

“Then what else?”

Follwed this question, the crowd around the hall immediately burst into laughter. Wasn’t this equivalent to admitting that such a strong man was actually an impotence patient?

“Laugh at your mother! Listen to me! Whoever dares to laugh at all now, immediately pull out all his teeth for me!”

“Yes! Third Brother.”

Follwed these words, the laughter in the hall suddenly stopped. Follwed swept around, satisfied nodded. Then he looked at Jiang Feng with a smile on his face and a polite tone, “Brother, can you please tell me more? What other questions do I have?”

“You must be practicing some kind of hard Qigong, so that your Yang Qi is too strong. You should know that Lonely Yin is not born, and your Solitary Yang is not long. If your Yang Qi is too strong, I’m afraid you still have at most one more year to live.”

“One … one year?” Follwed a face of shock, face is afraid, and suspicion.

Jiang Feng waved to follwed, signaling follwed body bent down a little. Although Jiang Feng was not short, he was still quite far from Wang Mang.

Follwed immediately bent down, Jiang Feng reached out to press follwed waist, his entire person immediately dodged.

Follwed immediately spat out a mouthful of blood, almost can’t stand firmly on the ground, xin kui he has two subordinates quick-witted, a hold him.

Jiang Feng walked in front of the lobby manager and said to him, “Call out your two most beautiful Russian sisters and make them wear sexy clothes.”

“Yes, yes, yes, immediately, immediately …”

The lobby manager couldn’t tell that Jiang Feng was an expert, so he immediately used his walkie-talkie to call his subordinates to bring Ao Mei out.

Russian women are famous for their white skin, long legs, big breasts, three-dimensional facial features and open personality. A short, fat man walked out of the elevator with five or six Russian girls in bikinis.

Follwed a look, eyes are straight.

What surprised follwed even more was that he actually had a reaction.

Wang Mang kept waving to Jiang Feng, “Big Brother, there’s a reaction, there’s a reaction. If you don’t believe me, feel it, feel it.”

Jiang Feng’s face is ashen. Will this daddy, the universe’s number one man, come and touch you?

Dumbass!

Jiang Feng nodded calmly. In fact, this was what he had expected. What he said to follwed was basically true. Only follwed that only a year to live, this one is fake.

Jiang Feng said, “You don’t need to be happy too early. It’s only temporary. I helped you vent your blood clot just now, but because the Yang Qi in your body is too heavy, it will still be blocked very soon. When that clot clogs you to the point that you can’t expel it, you will die.”

“Then … what should I do?” At this moment, follwed had completely believed Jiang Feng’s words.

“From today onwards, drink a cup of child urine every morning, noon and night, and five grams of woman’s feces. Remember, it must be the feces that a woman excretes when her period is just over. Because that’s the only time a woman has the heaviest Yin energy, and that’s the best time for you.

Take these two things every day, and then walk on your head for another two hours every day. Basically, the hidden wounds in your body will be cured, and your life will be saved. Oh, right. There are two other incantations you should remember. ”

Jiang Feng walked to Wang Mang’s ear and whispered, “Remember, after taking the medicine, read the incantation aloud thirty times a day.”

“Yes, yes, yes … Thank you for your guidance, Master. Then Master, I’ll go do something first. I’ll treat you to dinner later. Thank you very much.” Wang Mang said to Jiang Feng.

Jiang Feng waved his hand and said, “I know what happened to you, but I advise you to endure it for three days first. You have committed too many sins, and your retribution is too heavy. Meeting me today can be considered our fate. If you don’t cultivate from today onwards, I’m afraid that the immortals won’t be able to save you.”

“This” Follwed hesitated for a moment, but very quickly, he decided to listen to Jiang Feng’s words. After all, no grudge was as important as one’s own life or sexual blessings.

Wang Mang immediately waved his hand to the little brother behind him and said, “Alright! I’ll find that woman in three days. Brothers, let’s go! Master, go get fifty thousand for Master in a moment.”

“Yes, Third Brother.” Hu Tiegua was also frightened by Jiang Feng and looked up at Jiang Feng.

When Jiang Feng saw that Wang Mang was leaving, he immediately stopped him and said, “Stop!”

Wang Mang quickly turned around and said, “Master, do you have anything else to tell me?”

Jiang Feng pointed at the lobby manager and said, “I just told you to cultivate, but I forgot. Don’t you know how to apologize and compensate me after hitting someone?”

Wang Mang was stunned for a moment before he immediately understood, “Yes, yes, yes …”