Mr. Bodyguard Novel - Chapter 101
Chapter 101 Die Of Joy
Qiu Qianxun’s body fell on the dining table, and the table was smashed into pieces by him.
The vegetable soup and rice water on the table were all poured on Qiu Qianxun’s body. Qiu Qianxun, who had just appeared to be a secluded mortal expert, was in a sorry state as soon as he was in a sorry state.
He used both of his hands to prop up his upper body with difficulty, and his body kept retreating.
“You … you’re not a human. Don’t think that I can’t hear you. That sound just now was a dragon’s roar. The power contained in it is definitely not something you can emit.”
Without saying a word, Jiang Feng walked to Qiu Qianxun and squatted down. His eyes stared fixedly at Qiu Qianxun, and a strange light began to flash in his eyes.
Qiu Qianxun’s eyes loosened for a moment, then he frowned and quickly bit the tip of his tongue.
Jiang Feng had rarely failed in his Soul Snatching Secret Technique, but he had unexpectedly been able to crack it just like that.
Qiu Qianxun cried out in shock, “So you are a dark warlock! Alright, I want to see if you can withstand the attacks of the righteous people of the world.”
Qiu Qianxun flipped his right hand and a talisman paper appeared in his hand.
Jiang Feng recognized the talisman. It was the Thousand Miles Transmission Talisman. He frowned and the vicious sword in his hand automatically popped out of the scabbard.
The sword light flashed and Qiu Qianxun let out a miserable scream. The Thousand Miles Transmission Talisman in his hand landed on the ground. It turned out that Jiang Feng had already cut the tendons in his right hand with a single sword strike.
Jiang Feng pressed his five fingers against Qiu Qianxun’s head, and killing intent surged in his heart.
He knew his identity as a Dark Warlock. If he was allowed to leave, he would definitely be hunted down by thousands of so-called decent Warlocks from famous sects.
Therefore, Qiu Qianxun definitely couldn’t let him live, but killing him like this was also very inappropriate.
On the one hand, Lan Xiaoyun and his family were still here, so it was definitely not good for them to watch him kill them.
Secondly, as a Warlock, Qiu Qianxun would probably cause a lot of trouble if he killed him himself. After all, both of them were Warlocks. Jiang Feng knew very well that Warlocks had many strange methods to transmit information about who had lost their lives to the people close to him.
Just as Jiang Feng was hesitating, a soft voice suddenly sounded in Jiang Feng’s mind.
“There are many ways to confuse people’s minds. If Young Noble believes in my body, he can store the magic power in his body into his dantian and have me cast spells to rob his mind for you.”
This voice made Jiang Feng’s heart itch, and it was soft. With this voice alone, Jiang Feng was able to perfectly sketch an ancient woman who was born with charming bones, skin that was as condensed as jade, slender waist and buttocks, and a stunning face.
Jiang Feng finally understood what it meant to use a voice to make you orgasm. No wonder King Zhou didn’t even want rivers and mountains for Da Ji, and in order to save her, he had thought of a way to live in the mortal world for three thousand years.
Jiang Feng only thought for a moment before coming to a decision.
“Alright! You do it.”
Jiang Feng withdrew all of his dao elemental energy into his dantian, and then opened a small crack in the seal on the Pi Xiu Demon Soul Pearl.
An extremely feminine and strange power spread throughout Jiang Feng’s entire body from within the Demon Soul Pearl. Soon, a power came from the meridians in Jiang Feng’s hand, directly following Jiang Feng’s palm on top of Qiu Qianxun’s head and forcefully drilled into Qiu Qianxun’s brain.
All of this was said to be slow, but in reality, it had already been completed in just a flint of lightning.
Qiu Qianxun’s entire body trembled for a moment, and his gaze immediately dissipated. Jiang Feng thought of Da Ji’s voice again.
“Young Master, that’s enough. He is now completely under your control. I will return to the Demon Soul Pearl first. Young Master, please help yourself.”
As soon as his voice fell, Jiang Feng immediately felt the extremely feminine energy in his body disappear. He immediately controlled his own Dao Yuan energy to flow through his entire body, forcing the last bit of feminine energy in his body out of his body.
Jiang Feng glanced at Qiu Qianxun and asked, “Tell me, who exactly are you?”
“It’s Qiu Qianxun, the guest abbot of the Zhang Clan.”
Qiu Qianxun replied in a trance. His voice sounded weak, as if he was talking in a dream.
In this state, it was impossible for him to answer in a false manner. It seemed that Qiu Qianxun’s identity was real, and he did not lie.
Jiang Feng thought for a moment and then asked again, “Tell me, what is your purpose in coming to find Lan Xiaoyun and Bai Ruoyun?”
“Madam asked me to come. The purpose is to use Lan Xiaoyun to congratulate Master and make him die of joy.”
The moment Qiu Qianxun said those words, Lan Xiaoyun and Lan Mu were both shocked.
Jiang Feng narrowed his eyes and revealed a surprised expression. Amongst the spells, the technique of “Chong Xi” was not uncommon. Even the people were familiar with this statement.
However, very few people knew that Chongxi was actually very particular. Normally, the reason why people are so happy is definitely to change the fate of their families, or to help one of their closest relatives get rid of their misfortune.
In order to achieve these goals, the first person to be chosen must be someone who needs to dissipate the calamity and relieve the calamity, not someone who can’t go against each other. In addition, there are many ways to celebrate. Marriage, child birth, migration, and promotion can all be counted as one of them. It is also important to choose the right way. Generally speaking, getting married and having children were the best choices.
Finally, it was a joyous day, and this was also the most important thing. If he chose the wrong day, he would probably fail in the end, or even make things worse.
As for what Qiu Qianxun said about “dying of joy.” This was a harmful method that only Warlocks could understand, and it could not be picked wrong. It could be considered a method of killing invisible people.
Perhaps there were many people around who liked to play mahjong. They hadn’t been able to reach the big brands for a long time, but one day, they were holding the biggest cards together. Furthermore, they were also Tianhu. In the end, at the moment of Hu Cai, he suddenly died.
This was a joyous death.
This was also one of the laws of nature. Everything in the world will turn against the extreme. The limit of life is death, the limit of happiness is pain. Drugs that nourish the body are often poisonous.
If Qiu Qianxun really brought Lan Xiaoyun back to the Zhang Clan, this would be considered a joyous occasion. In addition, Qiu Qianxun carefully selected an auspicious day for Lan Xiaoyun and carefully searched for a suitable husband. Zhang Pengyun would indeed have a good chance of dying of joy if all these pleasant surprises came together.
Jiang Feng immediately felt familiar with this method. He sneered and asked, “Then there is no need to ask. The person who has been using magic to secretly harm the Lan Xiaoyun family, causing Lan Dali to get into the bad habit of gambling, and wanting Lan Xiaoyun to self-degenerate, is it you?”
“It’s me. When Madame and Master got engaged, Master was given sleeping pills and was unconscious in a wheelchair during the engagement ceremony.
Master and madam have been married for so many years and have been sending people to look for Bai Ruoyun. Madam hates Master in her heart, so she deliberately refused to let me kill Bai Ruoyun and her daughter. “The purpose is to torture the two of them and make them feel as if they were going to die.”
Hearing this, Jiang Feng nodded. Everything had come to light at this moment.
Suddenly, Jiang Feng had an impulse to meet the “Madam” that Qiu Qianxun had mentioned.
Suddenly, a flash of light flashed in his mind, and he suddenly asked Qiu Qianxun with a wicked smile. “As a disciple of the Righteous path, why would you help a woman like this?”
“Because madam’s boobs are big, and I like women with big boobs.” Qiu Qianxun replied as if he was talking in his sleep.
Jiang Feng couldn’t hide his true nature when he heard this answer. He subconsciously asked, “Is it very big? How big is it?”
Qiu Qianxun’s hands formed a tortoise wave Qigong to draw a circle. It could be said that it was much bigger than the tits that drew “Madam”.
Jiang Feng’s face was filled with shock as he muttered, “How the hell is this a woman? She is clearly a cow!”
“Cough cough” Feeling that Jiang Feng’s question had gone in a very strange direction, Xiao Ding hurriedly reminded him.
Jiang Feng immediately reacted, his thick skin slightly burning.
He gave a dry cough and looked at Xiao Ding without saying anything.
Xiao Ding nodded and understood Jiang Feng’s meaning.
Jiang Feng was shocked. He suddenly remembered the love letter he had written to the wild girl from the Dragon Seeking Sect. One of the words was, “When I climbed up the Cyan Cloud Peak and saw the tilted-necked tree, I subconsciously prepared to use the Thousand Miles Transmission Talisman to inform you to come and see it. I know I’m finished. I must have fallen in love with you.”
In the current situation, Jiang Feng immediately heard something similar to that.
“When I gave you a look without saying a word, and you already understood what I was trying to say, I knew you were finished. You must have some intentions against me.”
As a result, Jiang Feng silently said to himself in his heart. Precious chrysanthemum, away from Xiao Ding.
If Xiao Ding knew that his understanding was actually misunderstood as a connection between lovers, he didn’t know if he would really use a rolling pin to stab Jiang Feng’s chrysanthemums.
Suddenly, Xiao Ding’s phone rang. He took out his phone and looked at the information on it, then immediately showed it to Jiang Feng.
Jiang Feng’s expression changed when he saw that the name on the screen was Zhou Hongxing. At this time, Zhou Hongxing called Xiao Ding mostly because of He Lei Ting. There was a 90% chance that Xiao Tianqing had found He Lei Ting’s whereabouts and wanted to capture him into the police station.
Zhou Hongxing definitely couldn’t withstand the pressure anymore, so she called Xiao Ding for help.
Jiang Feng had no other choice. His only hope was Zhou Tonghai.
Jiang Feng nodded at Xiao Ding and said, “Let him last ten minutes.”
Then he looked at Lan Xiaoyun and said, “Xiaoyun, lend me your phone. I dropped it.”
Lan Xiaoyun handed the phone to Jiang Feng. Before Jiang Feng could reach out to pick it up, he suddenly felt a burst of power gushing out of his body.
Jiang Feng’s face, neck, back of his hands, exposed skin …
Black dirt seeped out from each of the pores with bloodshot traces. It looked extremely terrifying.
His situation frightened Lan Xiaoyun into screaming. Xiao Ding hurriedly ran to Jiang Feng and prepared to carry him to the hospital.
However, Jiang Feng pushed him away with his hand and said with difficulty, “Don’t worry about me. It’s to wash the tendons and cut the marrow.”