Midnight Bookstore - Chapter 305
Chapter 305: Zhou Ze’s True Identity!
A trace of coolness entered his body,
it was swollen,
it was accompanied by a slight tearing pain,
it was a little dry at first, but it gradually became smooth,
and after the coolness, it was replaced by a kind of warmth and humidity.
Boss Zhou had only used “Xu Le”to resurrect himself in his life. He had never been forcibly possessed by anyone else. As for the person in his body, that was an internal conflict among the people,
every time he came out, it was boss Zhou who deliberately let go of power. The nature was also different.
This time, the Land Lord took the initiative to possess him. Anyway, boss Zhou opened the door of convenience.
You want to come in, right,
okay,
come in.
You brought this on yourself,
it’s not my fault.
Zhou Ze wanted to develop the good-neighborly, friendly and cooperative relationship between the local yin masters of Tongcheng and the Heavenly Court,
everyone would develop peacefully,
you would be your local official, enjoy your incense, I would be my ghost errand boy, and catching my ghost would be my business.
At the moment..,
since you don’t treat me as a cadre,
then I don’t need to be polite with you.
Zhou salted fish and lice were not afraid of biting. He had kept a few northeast immortals in the yin-yang book and still could not release them. He had also done a lot of courting death in the past.
As usual, it did not prevent him from drinking coffee and reading the newspaper in the morning and basking in the sun.
“Hehe, you’re from the government, right?”
Zhou ze pointed at Zhang Yanfeng and said.
Zhang Yanfeng was stunned for a moment,
at this moment, Zhou Ze’s words carried an aged and mischievous tone. This was not Zhou Ze’s voice at all.
“Yes, he is, master. If you have any requests, feel free to mention them. We’ll talk about it. There’s nothing that can’t be discussed, right?
“You have to believe in the… government. Everything can be solved through dialogue and communication.”
Seeing that Zhang Yanfeng was at a loss, the old Taoist immediately went on stage to perform.
“Your talisman… has a problem.”
Zhou Ze looked at the old Taoist and said.
“Hey, there’s a problem, there’s a problem.”
The old Taoist nodded and bowed,
he didn’t know where Zhou Ze’s confidence lay,
now, he just thought that the boss had fallen into the trap,
it was more important to protect his own life first.
“Your Talisman…”
Zhou ze shook his head,
he still looked at Zhang Yanfeng and said, “You’re the local constable, right?”
“…”Zhang Yanfeng.
“My temple collapsed, so…”
At this moment,
zhou Ze’s voice suddenly changed,
“What… are you doing…”
“…”the old priest.
“…”Zhang Yanfeng.
Next,
the two onlookers, the old priest and Zhang Yanfeng, were stunned,
those who didn’t understand..,
thought that boss Zhou was showing off his oral skills here out of boredom,
in the Qing dynasty, Lin Sihuan’s “Oral skills”once wrote, “When you suddenly touch the ruler, the crowd will be loud and clear. When you remove the screen, you will see a person, a table, a chair, a fan, and a ruler.”.
“Why is there another one in here?”
The Land Lord was a little dumbfounded,
what was going on?
“I… AM asking you.”
That was the voice of that person,
it was filled with extremely strong dissatisfaction and impatience.
He was questioning Zhou Ze.
“You… Who Are You B * stards? How dare you speak arrogantly in front of me!
I am here to use this body. How dare you be impudent!”
“What’s going on?”Zhang Yanfeng looked at the old priest.
The old priest could tell what was going on. He reached out and secretly tugged at Zhang Yanfeng’s sleeve, signaling for him to step back slowly with him.
Next..,
it was time for the immortals to fight,
we mortals..,
it was better to step back first.
“What… tattered… all… inside… to… claim?”
That was the other person’s question,
he was living well inside,
he asked Zhou Ze why all the cats and dogs were brought inside,
where did this put him?
“Impudent!”
The land lord scolded.
However..,
in the next moment..,
zhou Ze’s body began to slowly dry up,
a layer of cyan luster began to slowly rise from his flesh and blood, bringing with it a kind of intoxicating mystery.
At the same time..,
zhou Ze’s body began to become a little hunched,
his arms hung down naturally, swaying gently by his knees. His long nails almost touched the ground, constantly scraping against the mud below.
In the depths of that pair of eyes, the black light was like the oppression before the thunderstorm, becoming increasingly intense
The fangs at the corner of his mouth..,
slowly protruded out,
like the Tiger’s gaze of a devil
“You… Say It Again?”
Zhou Ze pointed at himself.
“Uh… you… who are you! ! ! !
God damn it, who are you! ! !”
The Land Lord began to scream.
“Give me… Death!”
Zhou ze reached out and grabbed a spot in front of his glabella. The contact between his fingernails produced a metallic clang.
Then..,
a ball of green light was forcefully pulled out from the spot between Zhou Ze’s glabella.
“Who exactly are you? Who exactly are you? !”
Zhou Ze did not speak,
he continued to pull him out.
“I am a land, conferred by the Heavenly Court, educated and nurtured by the people. How dare you disrespect me!
You can not disrespect me..,
please..,
don’t disrespect me,
please don’t treat me like this!”
The green ball of light was slowly pulled out.
Zhou Ze’s black eyes stared at him,
the corners of his mouth,
as if some saliva was being secreted,
slowly dripped down along the sharp fangs.
This was gluttony.
“Lord Earth… Delicious…”
“…”the land.
“Deng!”
A golden light suddenly shot out and directly hit Zhou Ze’s forehead.
Zhou Ze’s body swayed slightly, but he didn’t move at all, as if he was under a binding spell.
A wooden plaque appeared on Zhou Ze’s forehead. It was very small, very narrow, and looked very shabby. This meant that the locals had long been unable to make ends meet with his incense offerings.
It was no wonder that this local lord had such a bad temper,
it was fine that the incense offerings were getting fewer and fewer,
there were even a few sons of bitches who wanted to dig up his grave,
it was really infuriating!
Therefore, he could not wait to come out. Even if it was a bad rule, he still wanted to rebuild his temple body. It was not that he did not have incense offerings. There were also many local temples built throughout the city, but they were all obscene temples, the incense sticks there had long flown to God knows where.
A few years ago, there were some unknown local temples like the lady in Green and the lady in white competing with him for the incense sticks. This made the life of this authentic local lord even more difficult.
Because of this, he wasn’t afraid of breaking the taboo.
But who knew..,
with one careless move..,
he actually stepped on a lightning bolt!
The green halo took the opportunity to escape Zhou Ze’s fingernail’s control. It floated in mid-air and looked coldly at Zhou Ze:
“This is my temple plate, suppressing all evil spirits. I Don’t care what you are. Unless you are the reincarnation of the Empress of victory, I can still suppress you to death!
“With this amount of merit, this deity will obtain another amount of merit. I can also make up for the past years of debt!”
The Earth Lord thought happily.
In the distance,
the old Daoist, who was “Secretly observing”, nervously took off the talisman on his forehead,
he was ready to fight at any moment.
Zhang Yanfeng was a little confused. He didn’t even know if he should take out his gun at this moment.
“Don’t be afraid. This penniless priest will protect you. Five hundred years ago, this penniless priest was at Huaguo Mountain…”
As he spoke, the old priest realized that he had become paralyzed due to excessive nervousness, so he immediately stopped talking.
However..,
at this moment..,
the wooden tablet on Zhou Ze’s forehead let out an extremely clear sound:
“Crack!”
The wooden tablet broke,
it began to crack in all directions.
Zhou Ze, who was originally motionless, stretched out his hand and slapped away the sawdust on his forehead,
he used a very strange gaze to look at the green light that the Earth Lord had transformed into,
“You’re… Not Bad…”
The Earth Lord was a little flustered,
even though his plaque had not been very effective because of the lack of incense over the years, it was not to the extent of being so ineffective.
Then,
zhou Ze’s next sentence,
made the Earth Lord even more flustered.
“I actually… recognized… me…”
“Whoosh!”
At this moment,
the earth lord instantly turned into a beam of light,
he darted into the ground in front of him,
he hid in his own grave, shivering
The world outside was too scary,
he didn’t dare to come out again.
Zhou Ze continued to massage the spot between his eyebrows,
to be honest,
it was a little painful,
especially the power of faith and virtue above it, which made him feel a little nauseous.
However, he did not blame Zhou Ze for waking him up in this place. In fact, he even felt that Zhou Ze had made the right choice to wake him up at this time.
The Lord of the land, being nourished by the incense, could barely be considered a false god,
the taste..,
should be good.
He took a few steps forward and reached out to dig the soil layer on the ground. After digging a few times, he was a little impatient and slowly stood up again.
“What is he doing?”
Zhang Yanfeng asked the old Daoist.
The old Daoist seemed to see through everything and snorted, “He really has the same F * cking lineage. He’s lazy.”
At this moment..,
zhou Ze’s gaze swept over to the old Daoist’s side.
“Your Loyal Old Daoist is online! ! !”
The old Daoist immediately jumped out and without saying a word, he squatted in front of Zhou Ze and started to help him dig up the soil.
He knew what Zhou Ze was going to do, and he also knew what he should do at this time.
Did you ask me if it was hard?
It wasn’t hard!
Damn,
although he had served two ghost bosses in the past,
the two ghost bosses from before combined weren’t even as thick as a hair on this one’s thigh!
The old Taoist even thought,
boss,
give me a bite,
let me become a high-level zombie!
The kind with intelligence like Yingying, but the best kind that can be hard!
Unfortunately..,
zhou ze reached out his hand and swept,
the old priest felt a strong force coming at him,
he flew backward and landed on the ground. He rolled a few times and even bit a mouthful of mud in his mouth.
He felt so wronged,
you Didn’t bite me..,
and you hit me.
“Too slow…”
Zhou Ze said in a deep voice.
“Shall I call for an excavator for you?”The old priest continued to ask obsequiously while taking out his phone.
Zhou Ze did not reply,
instead, he slowly opened his hands,
his mouth also began to open,
from his throat,
he let out a low roar that sounded like a neigh,
it was accompanied by a terrifying sense of oppression and suffocation.
The old priest and Zhang Yanfeng had no choice but to cover their ears, but even so, they still felt that their bodies were swaying, and their nostrils were about to bleed.
At the same time,
the two corpses inside the two trees, which had been made into sculptures, opened their eyes at the same time,
the bark began to peel off,
then,
the entire tree began to shake,
in the end,
only a sound could be heard
“Crack!”
The two trees broke apart at the same time.
The two walking zombies swayed their bodies and slowly walked in front of Zhou Ze. They opened their mouths and kept growling together.
“When you were alive… You died… because… you dug him out… then… After You Die… I’ll let you… continue… digging!”
The two zombies immediately rushed out,
they used their arms to dig crazily,
the speed was so fast,
it was hard to imagine.
